Before Bai Ze and Youqin Xuanya could react, Li Changshou bowed to the air and said loudly:

"The disciple understands. ”

Then he stood up and looked at Youqin Xuanya with 'emotion', so that the latter couldn't help but stand up.

Youqin Xuanya's bright eyes were a little puzzled, her white and tender fingers were entangled with each other, and the ice-blue skirt was slowly falling like water ripples, slightly at a loss.

Bai Ze smiled: "But Master Taiqing heard our conversation and gave you an order?"

"Mr. Bai's words are wrong," Li Changshou sighed, "The teacher has been strategizing and scheming for eternity, and His Majesty the Jade Emperor must have known about it for a long time, but it is just a little reminder to me, don't hesitate to make mistakes." ”

Bai Ze suddenly frowned and pondered.

Is this the gap between himself and the god of water...... Despair the beast.

Youqin Xuanya had a few question marks on her forehead, but Li Changshou didn't say much, and she didn't dare to ask more, completely unaware of what was going on.

As far as I could hear, Senior Brother Changshou and Mr. Bai began to discuss the division of labor, as if Mr. Bai was always concerned about Ling'e's safety, and Senior Brother Changshou also shared a part of his mind in the Southern Ganbu Continent.

Youqin Xuanya took the initiative to say: "Senior Brother Changshou, can there be anything that Xuanya can do?"

"At this time, you can't participate in these things we are discussing for the time being," Li Changshou said with a smile, "When you practice in the mountains, remember to review the movements I taught you before." ”

"Yes!"

Youqin Xuanya hugged her fists and agreed, and when she saw that Li Changshou and Bai Ze continued to discuss the matter of Mr. Teaching, she summoned the Fire Scale Sword Box and went to the open space not far away.

Taking a breath gently, a faint golden light lit up around Youqin Xuanya's body, reflecting her deceitful skin even more crystal clear.

She lit a water mirror in front of her, reflecting her figure, and then held the hilt of the firescale sword box in her left hand, and gently handed it forward, leaning sideways, her slender figure surging with dazzling light, and the whole person was heroic, like a Valkyrie.

"The vicissitudes of righteousness!"

The action remained for a few moments, and Youqin Xuanya's face turned red, and she withdrew her big sword, wondering how her demeanor could be improved in the action just now.

Next to the pool, Bai Ze hugged his arm, hit Li Changshou with his shoulder, and said:

"This has a piano and is elegant, and he will surely spread his name to the three thousand worlds.

When does the water god plan to let her go to heaven?"

"Within three or five years," Li Changshou took a sip of the teapot, "It depends on what she means, although I have made so many arrangements, I don't want to force her to do anything." ”

The corners of Bai Ze's mouth twitched slightly, and he said indifferently:

"Water God, you are a little unauthentic, the girl is dedicated to doing such an errand for you, and you still say this.

Sometimes the water god always subconsciously evades some responsibility, which is certainly to avoid cause and effect, but it is somewhat unbeautiful.

Even if she was allowed to take this path, why can't she be given a clear order directly, she is just a human sect, but the water god is already a disciple recognized by the saint, and it is harmless to bear some pressure for her. ”

Li Changshou thought about it carefully and said with a smile: "What Mr. Bai taught is that I am a little thoughtless.

Then, I'll arrange it directly for Xuanya. ”

"The water god thinks about things, more than enough, and the water god thinks about people, there are always shortcomings."

Hahahaha, joking, the water god should not go to his heart. ”

Li Changshou shook his head, turned to look at Ling'e's situation, and began to make the next step.

Half a day later, Li Changshou's paper Taoist who was hiding beside the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother moved again after many years.

Two paper people flew out of the ground, one turned into the appearance of a middle-aged scribe, changed into a brocade robe, took a folding fan, and put the other paper Taoist in his sleeve for backup.

Just like that, swaggering towards this bustling city.

In the bottom of my heart, there is also a revised 'script' about the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother.

In this life, the Jade Emperor was born rich and noble, and his father was the defender of this city, and he had a common army and horses in his hands, and he was also famous within a radius of thousands of miles.

The Jade Emperor has been named 'Hua Youming', naughty and mischievous since he was a child, dominating one side in the backyard of the General's Mansion, disgusted with literature and martial arts, sloppy temperament, rough work, easy to get on and small belly.

This is the setting of the script, not the temperament of the Jade Emperor himself!

- Ordinary ministers have serious faces.

The queen mother's history is the eldest lady of the local city lord's mansion, gentle and virtuous, named 'Xia Ningshuang', because the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother are a little soul experience, their adult faces and appearances are similar to the body, so Xia Ningshuang got the name of beauty early.

According to the script set by the Queen Mother, the Hua family and the Xia family are already close, and Xia Ningshuang has liked to toss Hua Youming since she was a child, and every time the two meet, they have to tease for a while.

Li Changshou didn't want to come to the world by himself......

Interfering in the calamity of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother is a thankless task.

But he couldn't stand the word 'go', so he could only arrive in this city and have an unexpected 'encounter' with the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother.

Encounter...... What do you encounter?

Before Li Changshou entered the city, he swept his immortal sense and found a teenager shouting in a teahouse.

Look at this young man, with sword eyebrows and starry eyes, chic and uninhibited, wearing a sable coat on a hot day, his body is half upright, half oblique and not slanting on the collapse;

To his right and left, sixteen men in armor and eight in domestic servants' shirts occupied a few tables in the front row.

On the wooden platform on the side of the teahouse, there are several young women playing and singing, singing a small tune of crispy bones, playing a gentle and low low tone, and the level is quite good.

This teahouse is almost full, and the guys in the teahouse are running around, sending tea and snacks to collect coins, gold and silver, and what they want in their hands is to be stable and steady, and they pay attention to a brisk and silent under their feet.

After playing the song, an uncle in the corner of the teahouse got up and applauded, but as soon as he shouted halfway, he was stopped by his companions and scolded in a low voice:

"Don't die, did Young Master Hua let you shout?"

On the soft couch in the front row of this teahouse, the young master who wore mink in summer calmly cleared his throat, raised his hand and applauded gently, and said:

"Reward. ”

A servant immediately took a tray forward, sprinkled some gold and silver on the other girls, and brought a pair of bracelets of great value to the girl who played the lute.

The girl's face was flushed, she got up and bowed to the young general in Washington, and said softly: "Thank you, young master." ”

"Let's get here today," said the young man, "don't be tired, I'll come back to see you tomorrow." ”

The girl hurriedly said, "Yes, young master." ”

The group of sword-wielding guards and servants immediately got up, lined up behind the young man, and swaggered out of the teahouse.

Before going out, the shopkeeper of the teahouse ran over to the side, waved at the young man again and again, and then asked in a low voice:

"Young Master Hua, when will you bring Yingying back to the mansion?

Yingying's master and sister have been urging the little old man to tell you, you have rewarded enough things, they are really uneasy......"

"Come," beckoned the young man, who was almost the size of an adult, and hooked the shopkeeper's neck.

The shopkeeper's forehead was covered with cold sweat, and the young man looked at the street with unfocused eyes, and said calmly: "When Young Master Ben watches a song, he wants to take it home?"

Then when you come here to drink a few more cups of tea, is he going to take down your tea house too?"

"This, this ......" The shopkeeper of the teahouse trembled a little, "Young Master Hua, don't get me wrong, the little old man is just ......"

The young man sneered, patted the shoulder of the shopkeeper of the teahouse, and led the person away in style.

On the street corner, Li Changshou witnessed this scene, covering his face with a folding fan, and he was really a little blind.

I don't know what kind of expression it would be like to wait for His Majesty the Jade Emperor's calamity to come to an end, recalling this 'arrogant' time.

And according to the script of the Queen Mother, Young Master Hua is about seventeen or eighteen years old, and he will experience ups and downs, wealth and disillusionment, and a poor life......

- This is the result of the overlap of the two scripts before and after.

Of course, these are all destined fates, there is the possibility of changing lives, and the trajectory set by the book of life and death is not immutable.

Uh, make up the reincarnation of His Majesty the Jade Emperor, stand at the head of the city and raise his long sword, shouting to the sky:

'Thief, my life is up to me!'

That picture is really classic!

However, considering the emotions of Master Daozu and His Majesty the Jade Emperor's face after returning to normal, Li Changshou still has to do some work to prevent such a thing from happening.

Li Changshou thought about it for a moment or two, followed behind, first learned more about the temperament of the Jade Emperor, and then learned about the situation of the Queen Mother's robbery, and finally decided how to arrange it next.

Tsk, when I thought of arranging the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother at the behest of the sage master......

It's also quite exciting.

......

Li Changshou followed Hua Youming for half a month.

He saw Hua Youming's playboy side, playing casually in the city, walking south and north, shopping stalls and drinking tea, chatting and bragging with the young masters of other powerful families in the city, and then being fooled by an older boy to go to the flower building.

As a result, he was arrested by an adjutant general in Washington with his troops.

also witnessed the scene where Hua Youming was ridiculed when he met other friends because of this incident-

Hua Youming walked into the upper floor of a restaurant, and all the sons and brothers who were drinking looked at him and laughed, and some shouted:

"Young Master Hua, was arrested by your mother again?"

Hua Youming glared, lifted the hem of the robe and stuffed it into the belt, and quickly walked up and beat up a few people who were talking and laughing.

Then Hua Youming grabbed the purses of those boys and threw them into the hands of the guy who wanted to pull the frame next to him but didn't dare to move forward:

"All the expenses of this restaurant today, a few of their sons pay the bill. ”

The restaurant suddenly cheered, and the inside and outside of the building were filled with happy air.

By the way, Li Changshou also figured out why those red ropes appeared.

This is a year ago, Hua Youming just left Washington, became friends with a group of young masters of powerful families, and said big things when he bragged.

When Hua Youming reached his age, he was already a little nervous in his heart, and when the fox friends and dog friends next to him bragged, one shouted, 'I want to marry ten', and the other shouted, 'I want to marry twenty';

Hua Youming snorted coldly, opened his shirt, revealing the word 'Dazhi' written in it, and said indifferently:

"Young Master Ben wants more women to be happy!"

So he became famous in the first fight and became a well-known upstart in this small circle.

It was in this atmosphere that Hua Youming began to become a little frivolous and impetuous, and he really fell in love with a few girls, but he was ignorant, and second, his mother was in charge of the family, and he didn't dare to really make trouble.

Acacia can be a matter of affection or simple gluttony.

Hua Youming belongs to the latter, and he is projected onto the marriage clay figure, which leads to the situation in the marriage hall.

How do you guide yourself?

Li Changshou did not rush to Washington, but began to investigate the situation inside and outside the city, listing the relations between ordinary forces within thousands of miles nearby.

When it comes to His Majesty the Jade Emperor, it is always necessary to be more steady.

At this time, Li Changshou didn't want to be the 'teacher' of the Jade Emperor, and after thinking about it, he decided to sneak into Washington and be a companion reading boy......

Senior Reading Student?

I seem to have watched this episode somewhere in my last life.

Li Changshou laughed a few times and began the first wave of attempts.

He turned into a teenager, carrying his bags and dust, and when he arrived at the back door of Washington, he was just about to get closer, but was stopped by two guards:

"Stop!

"I am a student who studies and learns, because my family is in the middle of the road and I can't afford to live, so I want to come to the house to ask, is there a shortage of scholars to study here?"

"There is no shortage"

"Two ......"

"Let the dogs go. ”

Li Changshou was stunned, and before he could say a word, the backyard door opened, and several small milk dogs four or five inches tall rushed out and ran after Li Changshou for three streets.

The ruthlessness of these two gatekeepers really made the ordinary gods of heaven quite admirable.

Li Changshou quietly went back to the back door and thought about Washington for a while.

At this moment, a middle-aged man wearing a long coat and a beard came over and muttered to Li Changshou:

"Brother Tai also wants to go to Washington to make a living?"

"Oh?" Li Changshou smiled, "Brother, don't you have a way?"

"That is, we specialize in helping heroes like Brother Tai, who want to work in Washington but have no way. ”

The middle-aged man waved his thumb behind him, "Our brothers are dead bodies, and you will push us to the back door later, crying a little worse."

The lady in the house is soft-hearted, and if you cry, you will definitely be accepted...... Hey, brother, don't go, brother, don't you even ask for the price?

We only charge you for one year's salary after you enter the house, and you can pay it in two years!

Elder brother...... Phew, let's go on your own!"

Li Changshou walked away quickly, and after walking a few steps, he couldn't help but laugh out loud, which was quite funny.

Let's use the backup plan that works faster and consults with Bai Ze.

Pretend to be Daxian.

Li Changshou took two months to prepare.

He first chose the appearance of a middle-aged scribe and mixed up the identity of a teacher in the world.

Then, in a nearby big city, the name of 'Terran Contemporary Talent' was stirred up, and this reputation spread for thousands of miles.

This is similar to Poseidon's "Poseidon Little Story", which is a novelty, interesting, and can be passed on by word of mouth.

Like what:

When admonishing young people, the back of the head showed a golden light, persuading the gambler to start a new life, sitting in front of the flower building and talking about the truth for two days and two nights, the flower building collapsed directly, the flower building shopkeeper was kind, and half of the flower house girls redeemed themselves and left;

In addition, wherever he walked, dead fish became alive, dry wells grew water, sat on the ground, and flowers grew on the ground, and a move of raising his hand would attract birds to hover in the sky.

When his reputation became hot, Li Changshou visited the most famous local academy while it was hot, and a debate caused several gray-haired old talents to shout for teachers, but they themselves drifted away......

Speculation on reputation is only the first step, and the second step is to go through the show.

Li Changshou announced that he was going to go out for a study tour, and he didn't know which city wanted to receive it, and the messengers of the city lords who heard the news held gifts and lined up in a long line on the street.

Li Changshou used the sentence 'too lazy to go too far', and chose three nearby cities, which made his reputation a big step up.

He deliberately put the real destination, that is, the city where Washington is located, at the end of the trip, spent ten days through two cities, held several 'pointing' conferences, and finally arrived at the city where Washington is located with full honor.

On the day Li Changshou came, the guards greeted ten miles, and the city was full of men, women, and children to welcome them, just a few hundred catties of flowers were scattered, and the magnates in the city set up a banquet to entertain them.

During the banquet, Li Changshou said a few more words:

"Life is too short, the world is too big, although my heart is infinite, but my feet are useless.

Later, I stayed here for three years, opened a small academy, taught seven or eight disciples, and then continued to travel far away to explore the boundaries of heaven and earth. ”

All the powerful people couldn't help but be overjoyed, and they came forward one by one, and each said how good their children were.

Li Changshou shook his head with a smile, saying that he did not charge tuition fees or gifts, but only accepted smart and sensitive disciples;

When the academy is completed, ask them to bring their children to have a look.

In the bustling area of the city, this contemporary sage bought a large mansion and sold it very generously;

In just one night, the original building of the house disappeared, and Li Changshou arranged a bamboo forest, a pond, and several rockeries in it, with only two bamboo houses dotted in between.

There are mortals who want to break in, but they get lost in the courtyard, and where they enter, they come out in a daze.

Suddenly, anyone who has a little insight knows that this is a 'master' from the city, and the sons of the family were sent to the front of the academy, and the adults of each family led the line.

Li Changshou released another word, wanting to accept four male disciples and three female disciples, which are the number of Beidou.

The magnates in the city became excited again, and a large number of girls and girls rushed to the front of the academy.

The order of the queue is also very realistic, whoever has a high status will be in the first line.

Hua Youming and Xia Ningshuang met again in front of the academy, originally Hua Youming, as the son of the city's guard, was firmly in the first place, but as soon as Xia Ningshuang, who was wearing a veil, came, she directly stood in front of Hua Youming softly and weakly, and turned her head to reveal a pitiful look.

Hua Youming was just a little moved, so he heard Xia Ningshuang say in a low voice:

"Go, go back. ”

Hua Youming raised his eyebrows, and all kinds of situations appeared in front of him that he had been tortured by the girl in front of him since he was a child!

At the age of three, the nap was splashed with water, the five-year-old was pushed into a mud pit by catching crickets, the seven-year-old was chased by bees and ran all over the yard, the nine-year-old climbed the roof and was removed from the ladder, and the eleven-year-old ......

At the moment, Hua Youming's hatred started from his heart, and evil was born to the side of his guts, and he took half a step forward, glaring at him and clenching his fists.

Xia Ningshuang blinked slightly, and her face behind the veil was full of weakness.

"Are you going to hit me, Xiao Mingming?"

"Young Master Ben doesn't have the same knowledge as you!"

Hua Youming snorted coldly, took two steps back, and there were a few chuckles from the crowd behind.

Ding, jingling......

There was a bell behind the door of the academy, and the door opened by itself, and a voice came from inside:

"The first 20 beginners can listen to my lectures and decide whether to stay or stay based on their performance. ”

All the teenagers and children were about to rush up immediately, and Xia Ningshuang and Hua Youming took advantage of the location at the forefront.

But after Xia Ningshuang jumped into the wooden door, Hua Youming turned around and stared at the crowd that was about to rush up behind, and some of his immature faces were full of majesty.

He shouted in a low voice: "Squeeze what, squeeze, what rush! Don't you know how many pounds and taels you have?"

Those who dare to rely on their own family power to rush in first to blindly occupy the quota, young master, I will fight once I see it!"

After all, Hua Youming himself didn't even enter the door, which surprised Li Changshou.

And when Li Changshou was thinking about how to let Hua Youming in, Hua Youming shouted with a big grin:

"Let the literacy exceed a hundred advanced!"

The more than a dozen teenagers and children who were originally rushing to the front couldn't help but pause.

They can't do it!