"Alas, it's really too difficult to be on duty in Heavenly Court. ”

In the Yue Lao Palace, a thin old man in a red robe sat on his circle chair, drank the tea sent by the boy, and wiped the hot sweat on his forehead.

No, he just dealt with a heavenly general, so he had to let us help him connect with a fairy in Yaochi.

Can this thread be pulled casually?

Even if he is a month old, he can't change the lives of others.

Although there are indeed many ways to operate in the dark, it also depends on who the person being led is!

It took a lot of effort for Yue Lao to fool the general, and he was tired and sweating profusely.

You have to refuse, but you can't displease the other party, and you can't offend the party you look up to......

Yue Lao's errand is really too difficult.

Most marriages are self-contained, and a small number of marriages are God-given.

As the old man, he does have some right to change, but the golden scissors and those red ropes are all heavenly merits and treasures, and they really can't be moved at will!

Even if it is just a marriage of a mortal, if it is not handled well, not only will it damage the merits that he has worked so hard to accumulate, but he will also be punished by His Majesty the Jade Emperor, who is conscientious, responsible and energetic......

What is a self-made marriage?

In the apse there is an almost endless mysterious, there are countless small clay sculptures in it, the creatures of heaven and earth but all need to be married, in the heaven, earth, and man three marriages, there are corresponding small clay figures in this place.

Marriage is the determination of the rite and the foundation of the outline.

Most of the creatures corresponding to the clay people are human races, as well as a small number of demon races and witch clans with rules;

They interact in the mortal world, and the clay figures here will get close to each other, and then each will give birth to a marriage red rope, and the red thread will be intertwined, which is a marriage.

Over time, the red ropes of each other slowly shake and entangle;

It was love at first sight, and it was wrapped with a red rope with a light touch.

Occasionally, there are clay figures drifting in the wrong direction, and the red rope is entangled in the red rope of other people's marriage, which is naturally marital intervention......

What is a God-given marriage?

When a creature is born, a clay figure is born here, and it is entangled with his fate mate with a red rope of marriage, which is a god-given marriage.

In addition, there are some clay figurines who are 'free and easy' by nature, and will break free of their marriage red rope and drag half of the rope to fly around.

Occasionally, I encounter clay figures in the same situation, a red rope, dry firewood, a broken red rope, and dew.

The request of the heavenly general just now is actually not difficult for Yue Lao to do.

As long as the red rope of this heavenly general is directly tied to the fairy, even if it becomes a marriage, there will generally be no karmic backlash.

But Yue Lao had to consider the background of the Yaochi Fairy.

Hundreds of years ago, the Queen Mother had already sent someone to reprimand us, but now, we must not dare to do such a violation to the Yaochi Fairy......

Yue Lao was actually just a Heavenly Immortal Monk, but he was one of the first batch of immortal gods to defect to the New Heavenly Court.

After serving for 10,000 years, Yue Lao has realized the many benefits of this immortal position, and for this reason, he is also conscientious and does not dare to slack off.

But the problem is that now, more and more Heavenly Court Immortals have learned the secret of the red line, and they also know that he can change the red line as a moon elder;

In his small marriage hall, someone sneaked in every once in a while......

Some are officials in the same hall, and they really can't erase their feelings;

And some people want to get married by giving gifts, and they don't accept all of them...... What kind of gift is heavier than the meritorious reward received from serving in the Heavenly Court?

But there is another situation, that is, the old man can't and dare not refuse, that is, those veterans who are too strong and have too hard backgrounds, and their own priesthood is just a little fairy in front of this kind of big guy, such as ......

"Master!"

Outside the hall, two boys with pigtails and very festive clothes rushed in and shouted:

"The archmage is here!

Yue Lao's spirit was shocked, and he quickly got up and walked quickly towards the front of the hall.

This archmage is a remarkable figure, the only personal disciple of the Taiqing Sage, the leader of the Human Sect, and his own Taoism is unfathomable, and behind him is Taiqing Laozi!

Because Lao Tzu is the senior brother of the three Qing masters, although this great master entered the small courtyard of Kunlun Mountain a little later, he was called a senior brother by Guangchengzi, the first disciple of the Sect and the Golden Bell in the Yuxu Palace, and the big disciple of the Interception Sect, Duobao Daoren.

Brother Zhen Daomen.

The archmage did not have a clear path name, because the Taiqing sage did not give it, so as not to cause and effect him;

Because he was called the archmage in the [Xuandu] presided over by the Taiqing sage, over time, this master also accepted such a name-

Archmage of Xuandu!

Since then, the word Xuandu can refer to the head of the sect, and it also has the meaning of 'place name'.

Yue Lao's heart is very bright, this person is the first disciple of the sect, but the few registered disciples of the Taiqing saint are not the same weight at all!

Because the Heavenly Court had just risen and his strength was weak, the Grand Master of Xuandu also temporarily lived in the Tushi Palace during these days......

After all, if Heavenly Court came to make some small troubles like Da Luo and Jin Xian, it would not be good for the saint to take action in person, and it would be destroyed by Xuandu.

Before and after, this archmage has also been to Yue Lao's door a few times, and of course Yue Lao understands what he has done.

Yue Lao hurriedly walked out of the temple gate, and when he looked up, he saw a young Taoist floating on the clouds not far away.

Look at this person, dressed in a dark robe, his face is not strange but he is very upright;

He stands tall, his robe dances lightly, and there is no jade ornament on his body, but it gives people a sense of returning to the truth like jade, which is the temperament that can only be possessed by extremely high Taoist practice.

Master Xuandu is said to be the first batch of human races in heaven and earth, without father and mother, made of soil by Nuwa Niangniang, with a little merit in creating people, and also the luck of being taught.

Before he arrived at the front of the hall, the archmage bowed to Yue Lao and said with a smile: "Yue Lao has been doing well?"

"Alright, alright. ”

Yue Lao nodded again and again, if others didn't know, they would still think that this Heavenly Court God was originally a rickety.

"Archmage, please ...... inside Or is it the same as last time?"

"You're getting old," Archmage Xuandu smiled quite gently, and stepped straight into the Yue Lao Palace, and followed Yue Lao to the back hall.

Entering the courtyard of the apse, there is a mysterious starry sky in front of you.

Yue Lao was holding a bonsai next to him and shaking it gently, and a piece of starlight flew in the starry sky, hovering in front of the two.

This bonsai is actually an acquired merit treasure - acacia tree.

The starlight faded, and it was divided into five piles of clay figurines, each of which was of a different size, and each of them was divided into several starlight condensed words, divided into different categories.

For example, the pile on the far left, with three big characters written on it, Du Xianmen.

In the other piles, it is written 'Xiaoyao Immortal Sect' and 'Freedom Gate'...... In fact, it is a few Taoist inheritances taught by people.

Xuandu sighed lightly and said with a smile: "How much has this thousand years become?"

Yue Lao bowed his head beside him and said: "According to what you advised, if you find a marriage, you will promote it;

In the past thousand years, a total of 362 pairs of couples have been formed in these immortal sects. ”

The Xuandu Grand Master bowed his head lightly and said softly, "Well, yes, how many newcomers have been born?"

"This ...... You have to go to the underworld to check the roster, and we only care about marriage. ”

Xuandu smiled dumbly, he likes to squint when he smiles, and his smile is quite warm.

"I forgot about it, don't blame the old man.

Alas, the teacher really gave me a problem, and wanted people to teach moderately prosperous, and he didn't let me accept disciples......"

Xuandu sighed with his hands behind his back, and his eyes swept over, "I can only make this decision."

Whether the old man can bring out the marriage that will be completed recently, I will see how much. ”

"Yes, Archmage, wait a minute. ”

The bonsai in the old man's hand shook again, and soon dozens of clay figures flew forward for a while, and the distance between the clay figures was different according to the distance of their respective relationships and the possibility of marriage.

Each clay figure has one or two red ropes on it, and there will be three or four more, but not too many.

Some people have long feelings, and the red rope will be longer;

Some people's feelings are short, and the red rope is shorter.

Soon, the Xuandu Grand Mage's eyes were attracted by the four clay figures leaning together, and he took two steps forward and looked at the four clay figures under the three words of Duxianmen.

Yue Lao smiled beside him: "This is the trend of the three-star arch moon, what a blessing." ”

The Xuandu Archmage nodded lightly and stared at it for a while.

The three clay figures in long skirts and temples surrounded a clay man with long hair and robes, and the red ropes of the three clay figures had already stretched inward, but the clay figure in the center was ......

Well......

The Xuandu Archmage frowned and said, "What's the matter, it's so short?"

"This?"

Yue Lao leaned forward half a body, stared at the male clay figure for a while, and said busily:

"It's a little short, but it's still there.

Archmage, you see, there is a little red thread on his wrists and ankles, but the red rope has just had a thread......

Some people are like this, and this must be because this person is a virtuous person who is dedicated to cultivating the Tao and does not want to bother with mundane things. ”

"What a waste," Xuan Du looked at the three red ropes floating around the clay figure and said with a smile, "Can Yue Lao help him stretch the red rope a little longer and let him connect it with the other three red ropes?"

"This, naturally, but archmage, we can only help, it's not easy to force changes......"

"Go with the flow and add a little bit of help. ”

"Hey, the little god will do it. ”

At that moment, Yue Lao lifted the potted acacia tree and gently touched the clay figure.

At the same time, Dongsheng Shenzhou Du Xianmen, in the Danfang of Xiaoqiongfeng.

Li Changshou, who had just taken a bath and was worried about the Xindan furnace, suddenly felt a little inappropriate for children in his heart.

"Huh?"

Li Changshou chuckled lightly and instantly expelled the picture in his heart.

In the apse of the old hall, the acacia tree slowly lit up, and the clay figure was out of thin air......

Take a step back.

"Huh?"

Yue Lao frowned, changed directions, and continued to poke the small bonsai acacia tree.

In Xiao Qiongfeng's Dan room, Li Changshou had pictures in his heart, and they were all a combination of previous and past lives, such as the little uncle in a sailor suit, the little sister in a student suit, and ......

Uh, how could I fantasize about poison wearing a mecha?

"The Dao heart can be solid, but the illusion is indestructible!"

The picture in his heart was shattered in an instant, Li Changshou shook his head, and continued to think about the matter of the Xindan Furnace.

In the Moon Old Palace, the acacia tree attacked, and the clay figure twisted slightly to the left.

"Hey, I'll do it!"

Yue Lao's eyes widened, grabbed the acacia tree and changed directions again, and pointed at the mud man, the mud man this time...... I did a backflip and dodged nimbly.

"Hahaha!"

The Xuandu Grand Master next to him couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Yue Lao's face suddenly became a little ugly, he actually made a fool of himself in front of the archmage, it was still a small matter!

"Great!"

Yue Lao touched the acacia tree, and the acacia tree swelled instantly, and the branches and leaves attacked the clay man.

Li Changshou on the ground frowned, and a beautiful Dan furnace appeared in his heart, and the Dan furnace was opened, and several shadows flew over......

Li Changshou sat down cross-legged directly and simply began to recite the meditation mantra;

Just kidding, he hadn't seen anything in his last life?

Maybe, after becoming an immortal, he was in an unstable mood, so that he always thought about what he didn't have.

What's the use of a momentary pleasure?

At least live forever first, and then think about these things! That is the long-lasting shamelessness!

No, immortality does not necessarily protect oneself...... Still can't provoke the dispensable cause and effect of marriage.

Li Changshou let out a low shout: "Quiet!"

The clay figures in the Moon Old Hall instantly made a series of inductions.

Back off......

Dodge......

Flip ......

Sideways jump left and right......

Thomas Maneuver ......

Let the branches of the acacia tree whipped in, and it will not touch the leaves.

Yue Lao was so anxious that he was sweating profusely, and he was almost so angry that his breath surged;

The archmage on the side smiled and said, "I'm here to help Yue Lao." ”

At that moment, his left hand was glowing with starlight, and his palm was carrying yin and yang, and he grabbed the clay figure from a distance.

Old Yue's eyes widened, and he was about to shout 'no', but it was half a moment late, and the archmage had already pinched the clay man's left arm.

But......

Click!

The clay man's left arm was broken in an instant, and his body jumped out flexibly, and after he stopped, he also posed as a 'you come here'.

There was a dead silence throughout the picture.

"Archmage...... Don't, don't force it......"

"Ahem, can you make up for this thing?"

"Yes, yes, but it's very time-consuming, but fortunately he doesn't have a red rope on his left arm, so it's easier to repair some ......"

"Then there is Lao Yue.

That, Yue Lao, you are busy, I will come back after a while and bring you some elixir refined by Lao Jun......

This kid is paying attention, tired and tired!"

After saying that, the Xuandu Grand Master hurriedly made a gesture, turned around, and disappeared in two steps, leaving the old man alone in that mess.

A moment ago, Du Xianmen Danfang.

Li Changshou frowned tightly, and his heart was full of chaos.

He shook his head helplessly, reached into his arms, and took out one of the hole cards that calmed him down in the No. 6 treasure bag.

A scroll was opened, but inside it was a row of delicately painted people, with heavy powder makeup, and dressed in neon clothes...... Old woman......

Li Changshou looked at it carefully, and muttered in his mouth: "The real relationship is not only to covet her appearance when she was young, but also to accept her nagging when she is old." ”

In an instant, those pictures in my heart were shattered one by one, and I felt at ease for a while.

"However, where did the immortal cultivator come from?"

He smiled smugly, put away the precious "Picture of the Hundred Beauty Old Queen", and his mind suddenly became much calmer.

Men, you should be yourself.

In other words, I accidentally thought of my sister and uncle, why did I think of poison?

Tsk, toxic.