Chapter 530: Human Spinning Top
Mimi said: "Li'er, Bao'er recorded all the red chain magic tips she could remember@, and then sent me to send it, as the town gate technique of Weiliumen, I hope you can understand her painstaking efforts, don't refuse!"
Because of the Red Chain Divine Formula, the relatives of Weiliumen were brutally killed, and the Red Chain Divine Secret was the pain of Weimen, and it was also the pain in the heart of Shangguan Li'er, and it was also a big mountain in the hearts of Shangguan Li'er and Yun Shu'er, a pair of good sisters, which affected the relationship and relationship between the two.
Now, Yun Shu'er sent the Red Chain Divine Technique back to Weiliumen, which is to remove the mountain between the two and eliminate the estrangement.
Shangguan Li'er sighed secretly, took the Red Chain Divine Technique into her arms, and asked, "After Bao'er went home, what have you been doing lately?"
Mimi smiled: "I'm busy cheating money!"
Shangguan Li'er was stunned for a moment and asked, "What do you mean? Is she going to be a demon again?"
Mimi nodded, and said in detail with a smile that Yun Shu'er was going to sell the Red Chain Divine Formula and use the Red Chain Divine Secret to make money.
Shangguan Li'er and Tuoba Hong listened to Yun Shu'er's trick of cheating money, glanced at each other, looked at each other, looked surprised, and when they came back to their senses, they shook their heads and smiled bitterly.
Tuoba Hong smiled, nodded and praised: "Hehe! Senior Sister Bao'er is really a strange person, and she can't come up with such a way to make money." ”
Shangguan Lian'er nodded and said with a smile: "Senior brother, Senior Sister Bao'er is a little witch, she has always been lawless and arbitrary, as long as she wants to do it, as long as she feels that it is beneficial to herself, she can't do anything, there are no taboos!"
Tuoba Hong smiled and commented: "Senior Sister Bao'er, her method of selling the Red Chain Divine Recipe seems to be fair competition and impeccable, but in fact, she is taking advantage of other people's greed and human weakness to cheat and seek money.
Flipping through the pages, I saw that Tuoba Hong actually dared to scold his sister Bao'er, he was stunned, came back to his senses, suddenly annoyed, very angry, his beak flashed, and he pecked heavily on Tuoba Hong's head, and scolded him sharply: "Damn, why is your mouth so stinky, you dare to scold my sister Bao'er, it's really looking for death!"
flipped over and pecked Tuoba Hong, and hurriedly flew to Mimi's body, shouting loudly: "Old Mi, run, run!"
Mimi's body flashed, and she hid behind Shangguan Li'er.
Tuoba Hong let out a miserable cry, and hurriedly reached out to cover the back of his head, stretched out his hand to wipe it, and at a glance, there was blood on his hands.
Tuoba Hong frowned, his face changed, he stared at the flip that flew to Shangguan Li'er's shoulder, and shouted angrily: "Flip, this is good, why are you pecking me?"
Flipping over and glaring at Tuoba Hong, he shouted fiercely: "Boy, who told you to scold me for being my sister?"
Tuoba Hong was stunned for a moment and explained: "I, I'm joking, it's just teasing, and I don't really want to scold Senior Sister Bao'er!"
rolled his eyes, snorted, and shouted: "It's not okay to joke, it's not okay to ridicule, anyway, if you spit dirty words in your mouth, you just scolded my sister Bao'er!"
Tuoba Hong really met a bird this time, he couldn't explain it clearly, and he was speechless for a while, so he had to admit defeat and surrender: "Okay, good! Ancestor, ancestor, it's me who is wrong, it's me who is wrong, isn't it okay?"
Rummaging through but not relenting, he shouted: "Well, since you know that you are wrong, then why don't you apologize quickly and apologize to my sister Bao'er!"
Tuoba Hong was stunned for a moment, glanced around, and asked with a smile: "Your sister Bao'er is not here, how can I apologize to her?"
Rolling his eyes, his thoughts flashed, he coughed twice, and slowly shouted: "You, you might as well be like this, you kneel and kowtow to the north three times, slap yourself three times, and shout loudly, Sister Bao'er, I was wrong, I was wrong, I was wrong, so that, even if you really apologize to my sister Bao'er!"
"Damn, did this bird take the wrong medicine today, it's crazy, isn't it just a joke, as for so serious!"
Tuoba Hong scolded in his heart, glared at him, decided not to bother with the rummaging, turned around and walked out.
Seeing this, he flapped his wings, his body flashed, blocking Tuoba Hong's way, and his beak pecked at Tuoba Hong a few times, and screamed and threatened: "Boy, if you want to escape, there is no door, don't apologize quickly, or I will peck you into a blind man!"
Tuoba Hong was also annoyed when he saw that he was so arrogant, thinking that he could still be bullied by a small bird today, so he wanted to reach out and drive him away, but at this moment, Mimi rushed up.
Mimi opened her mouth and bit one of Tuoba Hong's sleeves, and then, pulling Tuoba Hong's sleeve, surrounded Tuoba Hong, and quickly circled from left to right.
Mimi pulled Tuoba Hong, surrounded Tuoba Hong, ran wildly, turned faster and faster, and then gradually the speed was so fast that she couldn't see Mimi's figure.
And Tuoba Hong was pulled by Mimi and spun quickly in place, and then he couldn't see the figure clearly, like a spinning top that had been whipped and spun.
After a while, Mimi finally stopped, let go of Tuoba Hong, and her body was unsteady for a while, and she stumbled, her eyes were full of stars, her tongue was sticking out, and she muttered: "He, fuck, human, human spinning top, it's really, so fun!"
Tuoba Hong spun a dozen more times, and then stopped spinning, he was dizzy, rolled his eyes, stuck out his tongue, and stumbled a few times in place, his body went limp, poofed, and finally fell to the ground.
Shangguan Li'er sighed, stepped forward to support the swaying Mimi, and then, helped Tuoba Hong up, glared at Mimi with a wicked smile, her jade face sank, and she scolded: "Lao Mi, what are you doing?"
A few breaths of time.
Tuoba Hong also came back to his senses, he tightened his mouth, his Adam's apple squirmed, his face changed greatly, he pushed Shangguan Lian'er away, ran to the inner courtyard in a panic, held on to a @ tree, bent over, wow, tears and snot, a burst of retching.
Shangguan Li'er chased after him, caressed Tuoba Hong's back with his palm, gave him a smooth breath, looked concerned, and asked softly, "How is it, are you okay?"
Tuoba Hong retched, didn't spit out anything, waited to ease up, waved his hand, and signaled to Shangguan Li'er that it was not in the way.
Shangguan Li'er handed Tuoba Hong a handkerchief.
Tuoba Hong wiped away the tears on his face, smiled gratefully at Shangguan Li'er, put away Shangguan Li'er's handkerchief, and did not return it to Shangguan Li'er.
flipped over and flew in front of Tuoba Hong, and continued to shout fiercely: "Apologize, apologize, apologize quickly!"
Mimi is not a fuel-efficient lamp, she likes the whole thing, and she also ran to Tuoba Hong's side, and yelled at Tuoba Hong: "Apologize, apologize, don't apologize quickly!"
After observation, Shangguan Li'er found that she was still young in her mind, and she was indeed still a child, and for children, sometimes it was completely unreasonable, so she had no choice but to go crazy at the coaxing Mimi.
Shangguan Li'er saw that she was bullying Tuoba Hong like this with Mi Mi, her brows frowned, and she kicked Mi Mi Xu, her jade face was cold, and she scolded: "Old Mi, if you still dare to make it bad, see if I will clean you up later!"
Mi Mi Na has always been merciful and cherishes jade, and has never bullied girls, it saw that Shangguan Li'er was angry, smiled, and immediately shut up, but its eyes were still staring at Tuoba Hong.
Flipping through the original follow the little ghost king, pampered and coquettish, already lawless, arrogant, and now every day with no positive shape of the honey, it can't learn well, at this moment, its eyes are boneless, the idea flashed, and it had an idea.
Rolling his eyes, he shouted in a deep voice: "Tuoba Hong, now there is Sister Li'er protecting you, we have no way to take you for a while, but Sister Li'er can protect you for a while, but she can't protect you for a lifetime, and when Sister Li'er leaves you in the future, we will play the game of human gyroscope with you again, we are very patient!"
Tuoba Hong listened to the threat of flipping, his heart was empty, he was not afraid of flipping, but he was afraid of Mimi, firstly, Mimi was a scoundrel, the Taoism was profound, he was not an opponent, and secondly, Mimi's seniority was too high, even Master Qiu Huaici did not withdraw from Mimi, how could he provoke this ancestor with his own apprentice grandchildren!
If I don't apologize, in the future, if Mimi is instigated by this ghost bird to plot against me again, then what should I do, then I really don't want to live a peaceful life in the future!
Tuoba Hong's thoughts flashed like a wheel, weighing the pros and cons, paused for a while, had a certain idea, turned his heart sideways, suddenly knelt in the direction of the south, knocked his head three times, straightened his upper body, slapped himself three times, and shouted solemnly: "Sister Bao'er, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"
After a moment's pause, he was surprised, and exclaimed in surprise: "Oh, handsome guy, you, you really slapped yourself, I was joking with you just now, are you serious?"
Tuoba Hong's expression froze, and when he understood that he had been overturned, his face changed greatly, and his body trembled with anger, and he clenched his fists, eager to smash and fly over this damn little bird with a punch.
Tuoba Hong stared at the smug flip, angry and aggrieved, annoyed that it was too bad to turn over this little bird, and he was aggrieved that he was a big living person who would be played by a little bird.
Shame, shame!
Tuoba Hong Huo Ran got up, his face was cold and frozen, his face was not hairy, and he walked out quickly, scolding in his mouth.
Alas, the way of the world has really changed, the birds have become fine, and they have actually learned to cheat and cheat, and play tricks, which still makes people unable to live!
Damn, Lao Tzu has really poured blood mold for eight lifetimes today, and he will actually run into these two unreasonable guys, bad luck, bad luck!
Shangguan Li'er didn't expect Tuoba Hong to be overturned and bluffed, and he would really do such an unsightly thing, so he was taken aback, and when he came back to his senses, he was very angry.
Shangguan Li'er stepped forward and kicked Mimi's ass, glared at it, and scolded: "Flip, bully newcomers, right, I didn't expect you guys to be so bad, look back and see that I can't clean you up well!"
Shangguan Li'er said that, and hurriedly chased after Tuoba Hong.
Seeing that Shangguan Li'er was gone, he glanced at Mi Mi and asked worriedly, "Lao Mi, did I go too far just now?"
Mimi shook her head and said seriously: "No!"