Chapter 16: A Wood-Gatherer
"Girl, in all fairness, there is no flaw in your words just now. ”
Seeing that his contemplation made the banshee a little impatient, and when there was a fierce glint in her eyes, Lu Chuan hurriedly smiled.
"No flaws?"
The banshee laughed when she heard this, and Lu Chuan laughed with her.
Suddenly, the banshee's face turned cold, she raised a foot and stepped on Lu Chuan's chest, and said viciously: "Now that you kid is still playing tricks on my head, if there is no flaw, why didn't you take the bait just now?"
"This woman's face is really like the June sky, and she will change when she says it!"
Lu Chuan sighed in his heart, and at the same time was a little anxious, because he knew that no matter whether he said it or not, the final outcome would not change.
Say early and die early and be born early.
If he waits for Shen Gongbao to arrive, maybe there will be a glimmer of life, but this Shen Gongbao has been delayed, so his hope has slowly turned into despair.
"Girl, girl...... Don't get angry, Xiaosheng is telling the truth. Lu Chuan was delaying time while thinking about a way to escape.
I saw him say helplessly: "The conscience of heaven and earth, after Xiao Sheng heard the girl's heavenly voice just now, his soul was about to fly out, how could he not want to come, but someone controlled it, so Xiao Sheng really didn't dare to come." ”
The banshee was stunned for a moment, and then said suspiciously: "Who?"
If she catches someone in normal times, how can she say these messy things, just grab them and fill her stomach.
But today, this kid actually saw through her trick that she had never missed, how could she not be surprised?
Therefore, she didn't kill the killer at the first time, but wanted to ask about the flaws in her routine.
Seeing that the success had attracted her attention, Lu Chuan secretly blushed without breathing, and made a look of shame again, saying, "My daughter-in-law." ”
"Who?"
The banshee was stunned for a moment, and then her apricot eyes widened and shouted.
Lu Chuan's voice just now was as light as a mosquito flapping its wings, and she really didn't hear it clearly.
"My daughter-in-law. ”
Lu Chuan's voice was amplified, he looked embarrassed, and said in a low voice: "She...... She wouldn't let me look at other women...... ...... at a glance"
"You ......"
The banshee shook her head in disappointment: "It turned out to be a terrible breed, not right......"
Suddenly, she screamed and sneered: "Didn't you just say that you were born prematurely, so your kidneys have been weak since you were a child, and your Yuan Yang is insufficient, why did you still marry a wife?"
Lu Chuan: "......"
He didn't expect this banshee to still remember this stubble, so he sighed and said casually: "My father and her father are world friends, so they have been engaged to a baby since childhood." ”
"I see. ”
The banshee nodded in disbelief, his words were reasonable, but he couldn't find anything wrong with them.
"Girl, don't you know, that girl's temper is rude and willful. ”
Lu Chuan complained: "His father is a general, so she has practiced kung fu with her father since she was a child, and she beats me every day until my nose is blue and my face is swollen." ”
"Oh!"
The banshee let out a faint 'oh', glanced up and down at Lu Chuan, and said with a smile: "You're so afraid of her?"
Seeing the banshee's gaze, Lu Chuan's scalp suddenly tingled.
This gaze is so familiar to him, it is clearly a gaze that only comes when he examines his food and chooses which part to eat first.
He knew that since the banshee had asked about her flaws, she would definitely be ready to eat next.
But he's not a dead man, so how can he sit here and wait to be killed?
Therefore, his self-help plan began just now, when he began to answer the banshee, and the rest of the words seemed to be nonsense, but in fact, he was also she who dug a pit for her to pave the way for the next move.
"Whether it works out or not, it depends on the following step. ”
Lu Chuan's eyes flashed, and he said with a snicker: "Afraid of her, hehe, don't hide it from the girl, I just let her, who told me to love her." ”
"Oh?"
The banshee let out another 'oh', but the meaning of her words was very different from the 'oh' she had just said.
"Love?"
The banshee looked at Lu Chuan in surprise, only to see that Lu Chuan's face was full of happiness, and said in disbelief: "You still love her so much when she beats you, you are sick!"
"Have you heard of beating or scolding, or loving you?"
Lu Chuan said: "Tell you, don't talk about me, I dare to say that there is no man in the world who doesn't like her when he sees her, my daughter-in-law is as beautiful as a fairy, with the appearance of a sinking fish and a wild goose, and the appearance of a shy flower in the closed moon......"
He used almost all the words he could think of to describe a beautiful woman at this moment on this imaginary daughter-in-law.
As he said this, he was also secretly looking at the banshee's expression.
"Is there such a beautiful person in the world? I don't believe it. ”
The banshee was also stunned after hearing this, and muttered, and suddenly saw Lu Chuan looking at her, so she showed a charming smile and said softly: "Childe, how do you see the beauty of your daughter-in-law compared to the appearance of others?"
"It's done!"
Lu Chuan was overjoyed when he heard this, and when he heard this, he knew that he had a way to live.
He pretended to examine the banshee up and down seriously, nodded, and shook his head again, and so on three times in a row.
The banshee stomped her feet and said impatiently, "Say, what do you mean by this little thief nodding and shaking your head?"
Lu Chuan said: "Does the girl want to hear the truth or a lie?"
"Nonsense!" said the banshee angrily, "Believe it or not, I'll kill you with a sword." ”
Lu Chuan hurriedly nodded and cringed: "Although the beauty of the girl is rare in heaven and earth, it is still more beautiful than my daughter-in-law...... Slightly less than three points. ”
"Three points?"
The banshee was furious when she heard this, and reached out with a hand like lightning to choke Lu Chuan's neck, lifting it up like a little chicken.
"Boy, what did you just say?"
The banshee sneered, "Believe it or not......"
But before she could finish her words, a gust of wind crossed over Lu Chuan's head, and the target was the banshee.
The banshee's face changed drastically, and she left Lu Chuan to dodge aside, and the wind swirled around Lu Chuan's side, preventing the banshee from approaching Lu Chuan for half a step.
"Who doesn't open his eyes and dares to spoil the good things of the old lady?"
The banshee stared at the wind and said angrily, and suddenly a pair of fierce eyes glowing yellow suddenly lit up in the wind, but she didn't make a sound.
"Boy, who the hell are you?"
The banshee saw that the wind was protecting Lu Chuan, so she shouted.
Lu Chuan was also confused when he saw this wind, because he didn't know this wind.
"Back to the girl's words, didn't you say it, I just came out to collect firewood. ”
The banshee was furious and said, "You ......"
"Roar!"
But before she finished speaking, Lu Chuan's ears remembered a majestic tiger roar, and then, the wind roared towards the banshee and swept over.
Seeing this, the banshee turned into a dragon-shaped phantom and rushed into the air and sped away into the distance, followed by the wind, chasing it in mid-air.
In just a moment, the dragon shadow and the gust of wind disappeared from his sight.
All of a sudden, the place was calm again.
"What was that gust of wind just now?"
Lu Chuan looked in that direction blankly, it was really too fast for this change to come.
Originally, the situation was still going according to his plan, and the banshee's choking of his neck was also under his control, because he successfully aroused the banshee's curiosity and the desire to fight for beauty.
The daughter-in-law he would reveal to the banshee was also nearby.
This banshee can't help but look at it when she hears it.
Nothing else, this is the same reason that those men couldn't help but go to her after hearing her voice.
When the banshee heard that there was a woman much prettier than she said in his mouth, how could she be patient and not want to go and see it?
But when she followed, she would find that what was waiting for her there was not another beauty, but an old Taoist priest under the Yuxu Sect.
It's just that he didn't expect this to be calculated, but he didn't expect that a strange wind suddenly rolled out halfway, which disrupted his entire plan at once.
"Maybe it's another youkai in the neighborhood who is stealing food from her...... Wait, the other youkai ......"
Lu Chuan said secretly in his heart, and suddenly he reacted, the two goblins are not here at the moment, so when will he Lu Chuan not slip away at this time?
Lu Chuan got up quickly and ran wildly in the direction of the broken temple in his memory, and he didn't even care about taking any more firewood that Shen Gongbao ordered to pick up.
But he had just run for a long time, when he turned a corner, his eyes suddenly lit up, and then his whole body seemed to hit a wall.
Bang!
Lu Chuan was dizzy, took a few steps back, and finally fell to the ground with a thud.