Xiao Hei heard the persuasion of the calm celestial and Shen Tianqi, and immediately nodded very movingly.

"Well, after the transparent guidance and enlightenment of the Heavenly Emperor, combined with the tragic experience of calming the heavenly beings, I really understood a lot!"

Calm Celestial: "???"

TMD: I didn't point you out?

TMD: I didn't mean enlighten you?

Why do you just think about my miserable experience?

"I feel like my life has suddenly opened up!"

"I felt as if there was a light in front of me guiding me, I thought it was an oil lamp, a sky lamp, a coal lamp, I walked in and looked, it turned out to be the guiding light of the Emperor of Heaven!"

Shen Tianqi: "......"

Calm Celestial: "......"

Without a primary school diploma, you would never be able to make such neat sentences.

Calming Celestial Smiling Face: So I just said a fart?

Xiao Hei said firmly: "Actually, when I saw Cuihua for the first time, my heart trembled, and I always felt that I had seen her somewhere." ”

"Lord Heavenly Emperor, why do you say this?"

Shen Tianqi: "......"

Shen Tianqi coughed and said, "Because..."

"That's love. ”

"When you look at someone for the first time, if you can't help yourself, then that's love. ”

Xiao Hei pondered, and the calm heavenly next to him said, "Isn't this just the intention of seeing color?"

Shen Tianqi: "......"

"Yes, I love Cuihua, and I want to have children with Cuihua. ”

Xiao Hei said firmly.

Calm the celestial man pondered for a while, and said to Shen Tianqi: "Lord Heavenly Emperor, how do I feel, this is not love, Xiao Hei is the body of the greedy family's cuihua." ”

Xiao Hei immediately vetoed: "No! This is love! You single dog doesn't understand!"

Calming the Celestials: "!!"

It's too much!

Charged with Le.

Calm Tianren was deeply stimulated, and Shen Tianqi said: "The next time you meet Cuihua, you tell her her what she wants, and I believe she will definitely agree." ”

At this time, the calm celestial said: "Xiao Hei, as a senior, I will remind you again. Even if you conquer Cuihua, you will also conquer Cuihua's grandfather. ”

Xiao Hei couldn't help but be stunned when he heard this, "Why did I conquer her grandfather? I don't have children with his grandfather." ”

Shen Tianqi: "......"

You, a kidney deficiency dragon, have only learned to applaud love in Qixiantan for so many years?

Shen Tianqi was extremely speechless.

And the calm celestial man said leisurely: "You think, if Cuihua wants to marry a dragon, she must get her grandfather's consent. There is such a saying in the human world or in the heavenly world, the order of parents, the words of matchmakers. ”

Xiao Hei frowned and said, "Then I should ask Cuihua about her father, why do you want her grandfather's consent?"

The calm celestial man was messy in an instant, and he said: "Cuihua's grandfather is the eldest in their family, he doesn't let go, you still want to marry a girl?"

"In addition, love is one thing, the bride price... Do you have the bride price money?"

Xiao Hei asked a little confused, "What is bride price?"

"It's money, silver, gold. ”

The Calm Celestial sneered, "If I'm not mistaken, you should be a poor dragon." ”

Speaking of this, Xiao Hei's face instantly became bitter.

"Woooooooooo ”

"Woooooooooooo ”

"Woo woo! Poor B doesn't deserve a wife!"

"Woo woo! I didn't expect that I would be as poor as the calm celestials. ”

"Woooooooooo ”

"Woo woo! Calm people can only be single, but I have a sweetheart but I am single because of the bride price! I am called single by creation!

"Woo woo! Why am I a poor B!"

"Woooooo

Calming Celestial: I'm Nima!

Your girl is poor B, your whole family is poor B, and your ancestors are poor for eighteen generations!

I've been saving money to marry a daughter-in-law!

I don't want to be a single dog!

You dead little black, you've called me a few times!

The calm celestial man was very depressed, and this TM's naming made him very unhappy!

In an instant, he was also wronged.

"Why don't I have a wife yet?"

"Wife, were you born or not?"

"Wife, I really miss you!"

"Woooooooooo

"Why did I give my girlfriend amnesia pill in the first place! If I don't eat it, she won't forget me and won't follow her ex-boyfriend!"

"Woo woo woo! The money I spent on her all those years is gone!

"Woo woo! Why is the bride price so expensive now!"

"Woo woo! Why is this stupid dragon being chased!

"Woo woo! Why does this stupid dragon have no bride price, and someone has posted it upside down! And now he has saved money, and he is richer than him, and he has not chased after him!"

"Woo woo! I'm so handsome, it's useless! Sure enough, what they said is right, handsome really can't be eaten!"

"Woooooooooo

"Woo woo! Silly dragon, don't cry, I envy you! I envy that I can now know who my wife is. ”

"Woo woo! Quietly, what do you have to cry about! I envy you, I envy your money bag!"

"Wow!"

"We two are so pathetic!"

At this moment, the calm celestial and Xiao Hei evoked a sad past, and they were hugging each other and crying bitterly!

And Shen Tianqi's inner thoughts at this moment are:

I really want to flip the table and cut people!

At that time, Xiao Hei started crying, which made Shen Tianqi look confused, but as a result, the calm celestial man also cried as he spoke.

What's the matter?

Is this crying contagious?

I can understand that you don't have bride price money, and you don't have a wife.

After all, I was worse than you in my previous life!

But!

Can you two two look at the time before crying?

Is this the time for you to cry?

You can't...

Cry again in a different place, at a different time?

Even if I add two taels of wine to you at that time, I will tell you about the "Licking Dog Diary" I wrote at the beginning.

Shen Tianqi was helpless, he hurriedly said, "Be quiet, Xiao Hei, don't cry yet." Believe me, there will always be bread and love, there will always be fish and bear's paws, there will always be leopards and lions together, the left hand has found the right hand, can't you still get happiness?"

"Follow the Emperor of Heaven, in less than ten or eight years, protect you, marry a wife, marry a wife, and have a bride price. ”

"Besides, isn't it money?"

"Your lord, Lord Heavenly Emperor, yes, I am a man with mountains of gold. ”

Shen Tianqi said.

Xiao Hei and the calm celestial stopped crying, and then looked at Shen Tianqi silently.

The calm celestial man wiped his tears and said, "Lord Heavenly Emperor, how can this be embarrassing?"

"Since you've said it, then give me 100 million first. ”

Shen Tianqi: "???"

Xiao Hei also shook off his tears and said, "Lord Heavenly Emperor, then I'm not welcome." ”

"You can also give me 100 million. ”

Shen Tianqi: "???"

How do I feel like I'm being tricked?