Chapter 254: I'm the Big Master?
Dahan rubbed his hands embarrassedly and continued, "Daxian, do you want to take pity on us and give us some food?"
Xiao Wu sneered, "What about dignity? Just like a bandit for a while, a beggar for a while, don't you have the consciousness of a bandit?"
Looking at this gang of ragged men looking at him with blank eyes, Xiao Wu's heart softened, he took out some spirit fruits from the storage bag, and said softly, "One per person, eat in small bites, you can't eat when you feel full, keep it for the next meal." ”
Spirit fruit can also be eaten by mortals, but the aura is rich and difficult for mortals to digest.
The crowd looked at the tempting fruit in amazement, and some swallowed it in one gulp, and then rolled on the ground with their stomachs in their arms.
Xiao Wu was helpless, so he could only suck out the little spiritual energy in the meridians for him, and said loudly, "Tell you to stutter!"
The third child held the spirit fruit with tears in his eyes, "I have long persuaded my eldest brother not to rob, he should go and ask for food!"
"......" Xiao Wu's face was ugly, he didn't succeed in this robbery, but he succeeded in begging for food? Crying with joy? Xiao Wu was unable to think about what was going on with this brain circuit.
"Ouch!" another scream, but the black-faced man fell to the ground.
“MDZZ!” Xiao Wu scolded and scolded. walked over and was about to suck out the aura in the big man's abdomen, but found that he sat up after a while, and the aura was actually inhaled into his body.
"Heavenly Spirit Body!" said the old man in Xiao Wu's mind.
Xiao Wu was stunned, "Isn't it amazing?"
"It's amazing, it's also a waste of firewood!" the old man said, "It is natural to be able to refine the physical body with spiritual energy, but there is no way to cultivate the sea of qi, and how much spiritual energy is absorbed by the physical body." ”
Xiao Wu nodded slightly, no wonder the big man had so much strength. He suddenly remembered the "Golden Body Formula", what would happen if he cultivated for this big man?
The old man was silent for a long time, "I don't have any impression of the exercises you said, but if this person refines his body, he is born with a good seedling." ”
After saying that, it was over, and Xiao Wu accepted apprentices before he was crazy enough to see people. If you don't have anything to eat, you will be a bandit, and you will rob it after learning to refine your body? Then Xiao Wu is a pit man.
Seeing that everyone was full and their faces began to be rosy, Xiao Wu smiled and said, "Let's talk about it now, what are your plans for the future?"
The crowd began to look at each other.
Xiao Wu looked at the black-faced man again, "You are the boss, you speak first." ”
The black-faced man looked at his minions, and said in a deep voice, "Be ...... When a pirate?"
Xiao Wu raised his leg and kicked the big man on the heel. "You can't live without robbery, can you?"
The big man had rough skin and thick meat, patted his buttocks and ran over again, and said, "Daxian, our northwest is full of bandits!
Xiao Wu's eyes froze, the northwest has always reported that there are bandits, and he has never heard of bandits everywhere?
Xiao Wu shook his head and didn't think about it, "You can't be a bandit anyway." ”
Dahan's face became bitter all of a sudden, "Daxian, our brothers also have to live!"
Xiao Wu pondered for a moment and said, "Robbery must not be robbed!
Everyone was stunned, and the third elder said cowardly, "Da Xian, we are the weakest bandits, let's go rob other bandits?"
"It's a bandit!" Xiao Wu corrected.
"That's not the same? The officers and soldiers also robbed us and left. "The old three.
Suddenly, the black-faced man knelt on the ground, kowtowed to Xiao Wu, and said loudly, "Daxian! Take us to rob the bandits!
The bandits also showed joy on their faces, and knelt down in the tunnel, "Daxian, take us to suppress the bandits!"
Xiao Wu looked at the golden eyes of the bandits, and then looked at their skinny appearances, and sighed, "I'm going to practice......"
The black-faced man interrupted in a hurry, "Daxian, if you don't take us with you, we'll be bandits!"
Everyone immediately followed and said, "You don't care about us, we'll be bandits!"
Xiao Wu was helpless for a while, you are not stupid, aren't you quite shrewd?
Xiao Wu closed his eyes and thought for a moment, and finally sighed, "Okay, as long as you reform your ways, I will take you to suppress the bandits." ”
The bandits had ecstasy on their faces, and jumped up, "Oh~!
Someone shouted, "Our eldest brother is an immortal master!
Another shouted excitedly, "We have an immortal master as the eldest brother, why are we still robbing the bandits?
One of them replied, "What are you doing robbing the county seat? We are not bandits, of course we are going to rob a big city!"
Xiao Wu's face became darker and darker, is this to suppress bandits? What is this for?
Seeing that the black-faced man was also pale, he rushed over and kicked the clamoring guys one by one, "Made! Big brother said that he won't rob us! If you want to rob us, you will only rob the bandits!"
The one who just said that he was going to rob the county seat was not angry, "Big brother, can you make a fortune by robbing bandits?"
Dahan kicked him again and said, "Not only can we make a fortune, we can still occupy the mountain as the king!"
Xiao Wu gave up completely, and these people didn't have a normal thinking.
He could only sigh and say, "Okay, okay, let's fix it all night today, let's go find other bandits tomorrow, and the leader will stay." ”
The black-faced man and the third man stayed.
Xiao Wu said strangely, "Just the two of you are the leaders?"
The black-faced man smiled embarrassedly, "I'm the boss, and he's the third." ”
Xiao Wu was puzzled, "What about the second child?"
The third child smiled embarrassedly, "I was originally the second, but then they thought I was too thin, so they changed my name to the third." ”
"......" Xiao Wu, what kind of divine logic is this?
The black-faced man suddenly sneered, "From now on, Daxian, you are the eldest brother, I am the third, and he is the fourth." ”
The third child said unhappily, "Big brother, you are black and strong, it's no problem for you to be the second!"
Xiao Wu's face turned even darker, Nima, I don't know what we're talking about! I had to say helplessly, "Don't you have a name?"
The black-faced man scratched his head and said, "The name is not majestic, and it is not scary to shout it." ”
"What's your name?" Xiao Wu said strangely.
"My name is Zheng Laoshi. The black-faced man blushed.
"My name is Zhang Dazhu. The third child is also a little embarrassed.
Then, the two of them said the names of these people one by one, what Li Erhan, Zhang Dazhuzi, Wang Sixty-five...... Xiao Wu was dizzy when he heard it, waved his hand and gave up, just have a code name.
"Alright, alright. That's it, let's straighten out the military discipline tomorrow, let's count it as a bandit team, and tomorrow we will go to find other bandits. The two said yes and left.
Xiao Wu took a deep breath, and if bandits were indeed rampant all the way west, then he, the generalissimo of the Shang army, would have to jump over smoothly. In order to avoid being robbed again, he also had to hit him. Looking at this miserable cottage again, he was sure that if he didn't let these people, they might not survive.
At this time, what Xiao Wu wanted to do most was to ask the governor of Dong Nedu why there were so many bandits in the northwest and the people were struggling to make a living. Take a hundred plating to read the latest chapter of "Great God Don't Laugh Claw Book House" for free for the first time.