Chapter 448: The Water God Breaks into the Moon Palace, and the Jade Rabbit is Stewed [Chapter Asking for Tickets]

"Well, that's foolproof. ”

In order to go to the Moon Palace, after tossing and turning for most of the day, Li Changshou looked at the 'little' arrangement on his table, took a sip of the cold Xiao Qiongfeng special drink with a jade bowl, and nodded with satisfaction.

Ling'e's cooking skills really began to deviate, specializing in tea and dim sum.

Last term, what are you afraid of?

I have experienced strong winds and waves, can I still break my halberd in front of the waist of three hundred willows?

The sleeve robe was swept away, and the thing in front of him disappeared, and was urgently sent to Heaven by a paper man.

Soon after, the water god was in the house.

After the 'magic weapons' were in place, Li Changshou tidied up his wide robe in front of the mirror, combed the hoop head, and made the white hair shiny and smooth.

Picking up his whisk that had been used for hair removal, Li Changshou walked out of the study, and Bian Zhuang and Ao Yi, who had received the news in advance, immediately saluted forward.

Li Changshou said: "Deputy Commander Bian?"

Bian Zhuang's eyes lit up, and he replied aloud with full of energy: "The end will be!"

"This thing and you," Li Changshou casually threw a treasure bag over, "and it will be erected outside the gate of the Water God Mansion later......

Ao Yi, you take a team of soldiers and horses to the Taiyin Star, and say that I will be ordered to go over immediately and be their chief teacher. ”

Bian Zhuang opened his mouth, and the words of the command were stuck at the tip of his throat, and only one voice remained: "Hey." ”

Ao Yi smiled: "Yes." ”

After saying that, he turned around and hurried away, taking a team of heavenly soldiers and taking the lead in rushing to the Taiyin Star.

Li Changshou patted Bian Zhuang on the shoulder, smiled meaningfully, and floated towards the gate of the Water God Mansion with the dust.

"Uncle Chang Geng?"

A soft call made Li Changshou stop the cloud and turn to look to the side.

Lingzhuzi came dressed in a loose robe, and greeted Li Changshou decently, saying:

"When you go to the Moon Palace, do you need a disciple to serve by your side?"

Obviously, Lingzhuzi got the secret guidance of Taiyi Zhenren or Yuding Zhenren to help him resolve the embarrassment of going to the Moon Palace.

Li Changshou said with a smile: "You shouldn't go to that place, you still have to play with the Heavenly Generals and Heavenly Soldiers, don't worry." ”

Lingzhuzi clasped his fists and saluted quite delicately, and said, "The disciple obeys." ”

I also have a heart.

Li Changshou turned around and rode out of the clouds, with a bit of determination in his eyes.

Ling Zhuzi remembered the messenger jade talisman he had received earlier, and couldn't help but be a little worried, and shouted from behind:

"What do you want Uncle Shi to do here?"

"Teach Chang'e, rehearse singing and dancing. ”

"If the Sky Fairy blames ......"

"Then be blamed by the Sky Fairy. ”

Li Changshou walked away with his hands on the clouds, and his figure was so chic and calm.

There seemed to be a soft shout from afar in the sky, turning into two big characters, and the heavenly soldiers and generals guarding the Water God Mansion looked at it intently, but saw that it was actually the word 'kneel';

The water god swept away the dust casually, and these two words were swept away in an instant, and the clouds under his feet flew quickly, and went straight to the Moon Palace.

Along the way:

Crossing the galaxy, see the fairy light.

Look for shallow clouds and smell a rippling song.

flew through the seventh heaven, rushed to the depths of the clouds, stepped into the canopy of the sun, moon and stars, and drove the clouds forward at the right moment;

After a while, I saw a cold big star, which quickly enlarged in front of my eyes.

This is the moon in the mouth of mortals, the hook and plate read by the poet, the Taiyin in the mouth of the Taoist, and the Chanjuan in the mouth of the sentient.

A laurel tree covers the small half of the yin star, and those bay leaves like light topaz stones are like patches of fairy islands, carrying many attic palaces, as if you can see the shadow of fairies dancing in the palace.

Li Changshou drove the clouds down slowly, and heard music and laughter from far and near.

That's what it is......

Top 10 Innate Spirit Roots?!

Li Changshou was amazed, drove the clouds to the huge canopy of the laurel tree, carefully felt the spirituality and fluctuations of the laurel tree, and heard the sonorous sound of logging.

At this moment, Li Changshou saw that a fairy dressed in a fairy dress and colorful skirt gathered towards a palace under the tree, which was the place where Chang'e rehearsed on weekdays, and it was also Li Changshou's office for the next ten years - Laurel Palace.

On the other side of the laurel tree, there is the Guanghan Palace shrouded in formation, and the palaces in it are scattered, and the water pavilions are towers, but they are quite cold and uninhabited.

There, that's where Auntie lived.

Li Changshou did not rush to the palace where the fairies were gathering, but strolled under the laurel tree.

The soil here is soft, and the ground seems to be made of fine sand mixed with fine white jade, and there is a unique and comfortable feeling when strolling on it.

The trunk of the laurel tree is like a towering mountain, and a somewhat small figure, at the corner of this 'peak', keeps raising an axe, leaving a thin scar on the laurel tree.

When he lifted the axe, the scar healed on its own, and it was smooth.

Li Changshou's eyes flashed, and what he thought was good......

This man is really a master!

The laurel tree is the innate top ten spiritual roots, and the peach tree, the ginseng fruit tree is equally famous, and the laurel tree has no fruit and no flowers, its ability is to strengthen itself, although it is suppressed by the Heavenly Dao and the spirituality is insufficient, but it is definitely the best innate spiritual treasure level 'strength'.

This month, Wu Gang was able to use an ordinary axe to cut a laurel tree......

Li Changshou took a step at his feet, and the rhyme of the universe flowed, like the method of shrinking the ground into inches, and appeared behind Wu Gang.

From a distance, this person's muscles are intertwined, and he seems to have no rhyme or coercion, but he gives people a sense of majesty and unyielding.

"Senior," Li Changshou bowed.

Wu Gang, who was cutting down the tree, turned his head to look at Li Changshou, nodded calmly, and continued to be busy with his own business.

Hong Huang is well known that when he comes to the Moon Palace, as long as he is a man, he will think about how to talk to him, cough, and how to talk to Wu Gang!

Li Changshou had already prepared a few questions before, and it was not a whim to take the initiative to find Wu Gang.

The first step is to ask something that Wu Gang can't avoid and will inevitably answer......

Li Changshou smiled: "The predecessor is the human race?"

"Hmm. ”

Wu Gang replied lightly, glanced at Li Changshou again between throwing the axe, and asked rhetorically in a very casual tone:

"What about you, paper man?"

"This is just the embodiment of the younger generation. ”

Li Changshou smiled, put away the dust, looked at it with his hands behind his back for a while, and asked, "Senior, are you enlightened?"

"Cut down the tree," Wu Gang paused, looking at the wound of the laurel tree that had healed again, and frowned slightly.

Soon, Wu Gang looked up at Li Changshou and wondered, "Who are you, why can you come and go here at will?"

"An ordinary Heavenly Court Immortal," Li Changshou replied with a smile, "I'm a little curious, so I took the liberty to come here and disturb, don't blame the seniors."

Those who are good at using the axe, the younger generation has also seen Emperor Dayu, just when he saw the predecessor swinging the axe, it fits the avenue, and the secret rhyme, and the bottom of his heart is quite surprised. ”

"Have you seen Emperor Dayu?"

Wu Gang's eyes suddenly showed a bright light, and he turned to face Li Changshou with an axe.

This is a strong man who is nine feet tall, but his face is not rough, but he is handsome.

Li Changshou also seemed to be chatting about homely things, and said with a smile: "Well, I went to the Huoyun Cave to visit the sages of the human race before. ”

"You can see the Fire Emperor?"

"No," Li Changshou sighed, "Lord Fire Emperor's demonic qi has entered his body and is healing. ”

"Alas," Wu Gang's eyes showed a little helplessness, as if he remembered a magnificent time and recalled for a while.

After a while, Wu Gang smiled and muttered: "It's good to be alive." ”

With that, the axe in his hand swung again.

Keng ...... Keng ......

"Can the seniors talk to the juniors about the events of the year?" Li Changshou asked with a smile, "The juniors have also read a lot of ancient books, but many things are unknown......

"Of course. ”

The corners of Wu Gang's mouth twitched slightly, and he sighed: "Many of the big battles we won were not glorious, and the price we paid was sometimes too heavy, and it was normal for future generations to be reluctant to write these into it."

But in the end, it is a world where either you die or I die, and there is no benevolence and morality to talk about. ”

Sonor!

The axe fell, and was pulled out by Wu Gang again, he continued to swing the axe, and his words became a little more powerful:

"My generation slaughtered dogs without leaving a name, and the human race raised rivers and mountains through the ages.

You must work hard to defend this piece of heaven and earth that your predecessors have created. ”

Li Changshou made a gesture to Wu Gang, and said: "I will live up to the trust of my predecessors, although the younger generations can only do their best." ”

"I can see it," Wu Gang laughed, "You should, not be an ordinary immortal." ”

Li Changshou smiled and said nothing, he was just about to say goodbye and leave, but today he has already formed a good relationship with Wu Gang, so he doesn't have to stay longer.

At this moment, a streamer flew out of the large array next to the laurel tree, shouting the words "General Wu" in his mouth, and rushed straight to this place!

Li Changshou looked fixedly, but saw that in the streamer, it was a well-behaved girl.

She was wearing a light white short skirt, looking handsome and cute, with big eyes full of agility, and a cloth bag was slung on her shoulder, and the tip of a fairy jade radish was exposed at the end of the cloth bag.

The most eye-catching thing is the girl's round and slender jade feet, although they are slender and fair, they are ...... at first glance

It's very energetic.

Moon?

It should have been, she landed on the ground with a bunny-eared hair ornament on her head.

The girl held a bowl of water in her hand, flying and jumping, and no droplets of water were scattered.

"General Wu...... Well, you've got guests here. ”

The girl Yutu chuckled, and Wu Gang also stopped his movements, took the water and took a sip.

Wu Gang showed a little kind smile and asked, "What are you going to do?"

"Oh, the master asked me to go to the Laurel Palace to support it, the steward of the Laurel Palace has come to urge seven or eight times before, and I am really annoyed. ”

Yutu sighed a little depressedly:

"It is said that His Majesty the Jade Emperor sealed a powerful immortal and came to the Laurel Palace to be punished.

Hmph, saying that they are punished, their male fairies' thoughts are very dirty!

I think it's really ...... to be a chief teacher in the Moon Palace, and to watch those sisters dance every day Many sisters complain about this, everyone is used to being casual on weekdays, and this time they have to wear good clothes wherever they go. ”

Wu Gang wondered: "What a powerful immortal." ”

"It seems to be the god of water, the one in charge of the water affairs of the Three Realms, I heard the sisters of the Laurel Palace say. ”

The girl Jade Rabbit tilted her head, glanced at Li Changshou and looked away, pointing her finger at the corner of her mouth.

"I also heard a few sisters say that this is the god of power in the heavenly court, and the most trusted person of His Majesty the Jade Emperor.

What did they say about it, Fu Mansion Yu Jiang, Fu Tianting Yu Weak, and also said that he was a saint disciple of the Daomen Sect and the husband of the Three Heavens Fairy......"

"Ahem!"

Li Changshou couldn't help but make a little noise, and said with a smile: "It should be a good friend with the Cloud Fairy, not a husband." ”

"Oops, it's pretty much the same!"

The Jade Rabbit girl waved her hand a little impatiently: "It must be an old pervert, otherwise where would you let His Majesty the Jade Emperor seal him over to teach Chang'e."

Has Chang'e ever taught a man?

Li Changshou sighed: "This seems to be not what he wants......

"No matter what, I'll go over General Wu first!"

The jade rabbit girl waved her hand, and with a kick of her long legs, her figure turned into a streamer and flew towards the Laurel Palace.

On the side, Li Changshou smiled dumbly, Wu Gang suddenly turned his head and took a sip while drinking water, glaring at Li Changshou:

"Just you?"

"It should be me," Li Changshou wiped the water stains from his long hair, "Don't bother the seniors, I should also go to the Laurel Palace to see the situation." ”

Wu Gang hurriedly said: "Hey, this kid's mind is a little less aura, don't be like her." ”

"No, no, seniors don't have to worry, my family also has a junior sister who often gets into trouble. ”

Li Changshou made a gesture, Wu Gang put down the jade bowl, and also hugged Li Changshou and gave his hand to Li Changshou, watching Li Changshou drive away.

The god of water, the disciple of the saint, has visited the three emperors and the five emperors?

Wu Gang was stunned for a while, then quickly shook his head with a smile, and continued to swing the big axe, cutting down the Laurel Divine Tree with a sonorous sound.

"Alas, the latecomers are terrible. ”

......

Let's say that when the girl Jade Rabbit arrived in the Laurel Palace, many fairies came up and asked her if she would come.

Jade Rabbit shook his head again and again, and these fairies were a little disappointed.

Obviously, the girl Yutu is very familiar with these Chang'e, and she has a bit of a 'moon pet' flavor.

A fairy talked about the water god, and the jade rabbit listened honestly beside him.

She usually accompanies her master in the Guanghan Palace, and rarely goes out to walk around, and she inquired about the water god before, but she didn't pay much attention to it......

At this time, listening to these sisters talk about how the water god is wise and resourceful, calculating and fighting, and brave others, I can also listen to it.

What kind of male fairy is this?

Another fairy talked about the appearance of the god of water, the girl Jade Rabbit tilted her head, and bubbles appeared on the rabbit's ears and hair ornaments, and in the highest bubble, an old man with white hair and white eyebrows and kind eyebrows appeared.

"I think I've seen it somewhere......

Jade Rabbit muttered quietly.

"Nonsense," said a fairy, chuckling, "Lord Water God, this is the first time you have come to our Laurel Palace, where have you seen it?"

Jade Rabbit raised his hands on tiptoe and tried to gestile: "Is he so tall, so thin?"

At this moment, a figure stepped on the white clouds from the palace gate.

Ao Yi, who was standing at the palace gate, immediately said loudly:

"Mizujin-sama has arrived!"

The fairies hurriedly marched and hurriedly lined up.

The structure of the main hall of the Laurel Palace is also somewhat unique, with stairs inside and outside the palace gate, and a square, sunken 'stage' inside, dotted with jade trees and silver flowers all around, and a staircase that can be used as a seat on the periphery.

Ao Yi's shout fell, and the three hundred Chang'e below had already stood in their positions during the line dance.

This meeting is really ......

Warblers, warblers, swallows, swallows, emeralds, red, and red everywhere.

Li Changshou drove the clouds straight to the side, and sat down peacefully behind the low table of the main seat in the hall.

The Jade Rabbit Girl stood outside the crowd, still in the most conspicuous position.

At this moment, her whole rabbit was stunned, her pink eyes stared at Li Changshou's figure, and she didn't know how to react for a while......

Old pervert...... Water God......

The Chang'e people turned around with broken steps, bowed in unison, and the deliberate shouts almost made Li Changshou Paper Daoist paralyzed there.

"Meet the Water God~"

Li Changshou: ......

The happiness of the god in power, Mu Gong can't even experience it.

"You don't have to be polite," Li Changshou said with a smile, "His Majesty the Jade Emperor has asked me to teach here for ten years, and I hope you will cooperate more in the future."

I am the god of water in the heavenly court, and I am in charge of the water affairs of the Three Realms, and I only know some music and rhythm, and I am just a layman in the way of singing and dancing. You just need to train as usual.

Ao Yi, take all things. ”

"Yes!"

Ao Yi couldn't help but smile and immediately greeted him;

The two heavenly soldiers carried a barbecue grill in front of Li Changshou, bowed their heads and hurriedly retreated.

Although the two Heavenly Soldiers kept reminding themselves not to look to the side, not to look to the side, they couldn't help but glance at it......

The stunning fairies carefully selected by the three hundred Heavenly Court Female Immortals stood together in neon clothes and gauze skirts, making their Dao hearts flutter for a while, their faces flushed, and they gradually became obsessed.

It is estimated that there is no possibility of a breakthrough in the last two hundred years.

Li Changshou roasted his hands on the barbecue grill and said with a smile: "Your Majesty is giving me a vacation this time, you don't have to worry about me." ”

The three hundred Chang'e looked at Li Changshou curiously, knowing that this was the water god telling them that he was not here for women.

All the fairies bowed in unison.

"Yes~"

Jade Rabbit: Panic, panic.

What is this water god doing when he has nothing to do with General Wu? He was so happy to talk to General Wu!

None of this matters, it matters!

She, a little rabbit spirit, is just a little rabbit spirit cultivated by the immortals, in front of the water god, scolding the water god for being an old pervert!

Will the owner be able to save himself?

The master is just a name in the heavenly court, this water god is a powerful minister of the heavenly court, and he is a ruthless person when he hears it!

How, what to do?

Feeling the nervous gaze of the Jade Rabbit Girl, Li Changshou calmly took out a book in his sleeve, opened it and read it with relish.

"On the 100 Ways to Cook Rabbit Meat"

"Huh!"

The Jade Rabbit Girl's eyes darkened, and she directly pulled over, and she could only tremble.

Rabbit gall, a little bit.

Many fairies also noticed the book in Li Changshou's hand, and there were also many smart people, who immediately understood the intention of the water god, and each covered his mouth and chuckled.

Li Changshou asked, "By the way, why isn't Xi'e here?"

The fairy, who was in charge, saluted forward and said, "Fairy Lady is sick and has taken sick leave......"

"Oh?"

Li Changshou's face became cold, and he said indifferently: "It seems that this god doesn't have this thin face." ”

β€”β€”Break off the relationship with Auntie and oppose each other.

"Water God," the fairy said busily, "Fairy Lady E'e has sent a maid beside her, and Fairy Lady E'e has a cold temperament, and rarely walks out of the Guanghan Palace, and asks the Lord of Water God to forgive her sins." ”

Many fairies bowed in unison: "Please forgive the Lord Water God!"

Li Changshou wondered, "Where is the maid?"

More than a dozen fairies turned sideways, exposing the girl who was squatting on the ground to secretly move away.

Li Changshou frowned, and the light in his eyes flashed slightly.

His original intention was to give Auntie a dismount, and naturally he wouldn't really get along with Yutu;

But as soon as the jade rabbit's body trembled, he knelt there, his big eyes blinked, and tears rolled down......

"Water God, spare me!"

Before Li Changshou could speak, the Jade Rabbit was already sitting on the ground, his pair of pink eyes lost their lustre, and he muttered:

"Can youβ€”...... Kill me first and then put it on the pot...... I lived more than 10,000 years...... In fact, the meat and the meat are old......"

Li Changshou: ......

The surrounding fairies were a little unclear, but at this time they all opened their mouths to intercede for the Jade Rabbit.

Li Changshou sighed secretly.

That's it, the first plan failed and failed, what is it to compete with a little rabbit.

He cleared his throat, calmly took a bronze mirror and appeared, placed it in front of him, and said to the bronze mirror:

"Can you hear me over there?"

The bronze mirror vibrated and a noisy voice came out:

"I heard it! Mizujin-sama, I heard it here!"

"Wow, can you see the picture, is this the Moon Palace? This decoration, this curtain...... It doesn't seem to be any different. ”

"Lord Water God touched the Moon Palace and didn't forget to give us the Cloud Mirror, really!

Li Changshou smiled slightly and said:

"In the past ten years, I will pass on my every move in the Moon Palace through these two mirrors.

I just want to tell you that the Moon Palace is not a mysterious place, nor is it a place that male immortals yearn for.

In order to complete the task of singing and dancing, Chang'e is training hard every day and night, and every living being has its own thing, and doing its own thing well is the meaning of existence. ”

Below, a group of fairies looked moved......

In front of the Water God Mansion, all the heavenly soldiers and generals gathered in front of the big bronze mirror nodded in unison, and then each tried to adjust the angle, wanting to see more pictures.

Li Changshou smiled calmly, took out some ingredients, seasonings, and wine in his sleeve, and started today's leisure.

Nothing proves your innocence better than a live broadcast that lasts for ten years.

It is...... can't shout 'Brother Meng wrote the word steady on the wall of the Water God Mansion', this debut of the live broadcast of the flood famine, a little bit less soul.