Chapter 259: It's a Wolf or a Dog
Facing Gu Ju's oppressive questioning, Wolf Qi grinned, revealing a smile that was even uglier than crying, "The state letter is in the hands of Lord Wolf Fang, and the order given to him by the Great Khan is to let him hand over the state letter to the emperor of the Wei Dynasty. ”
"Extremely stupid! The national letter and the national letter, naturally you must first let the national teacher see it, this is also a rule that must be followed in any country, you don't even know this common sense?"
Gu Juan walked around in front of the table, came to the front of the bearded man Wolf Qi, stretched out his hand and pointed at his forehead and said, "You really don't understand the rules, the first time I opened one eye and closed one eye, I let it go, but come again in front of me, is it really a good temper in this seat!?"
Wolf Qi blinked his eyes a little frightened and a little confused, and without warning he saw a little scarlet bloom in front of his eyes.
But after only a moment, he was horrified to find that there seemed to be flames burning his body, especially the place where he was hit by the fingertips of the Great Wei National Master, which was even more hot and unbearable.
As soon as a terrible wolf howl came out, it was forcibly covered by a large hand burning with scarlet flames, leaving only the whining sound of a puppy, accompanied by the faint smell of barbecue.
"Foreign friends huskies, there is a way that the country has national laws, and the family has family rules, and abiding by the rules is a quality that must be possessed by a person......"
Gu Juan suddenly stopped when he said this, and laughed a little suddenly, "Oh, I suddenly remembered that huskies are not people, but a multi-grid, maybe you shouldn't be required by human standards." ”
He removed his hand from the wolf's mouth, grabbed the man's thick neck downward, and lifted his feet off the ground.
"Country, Master Guoshi, the national letter is really not with me. Wolf Qi snorted deep in his throat, desperately trying to draw fresh air from the outside world, and his face was already red in just two or three breaths.
Behind him, a hard tail flicked out, stuck in the butt groove and motionless, and both ears also turned into wolf ears, desperately pulling back, the tips of the ears still trembling.
Wolf Qi was already terrified and scared to the extreme at this time, and he had already scolded the guys who collected intelligence in the early stage in his heart, and he couldn't take care of himself.
Didn't it mean that there were only the Blood Knife Demon Concubine and that White Gonggong in the capital of Great Wei who needed to be careful, why did a national teacher suddenly jump out and suppress him with only one face, and he was almost powerless to fight back.
Such a big man, an incomparably powerful master, those fools who collect intelligence don't even know about it, and they simply tarnish the great name under the command of the Golden Horde King of the Prairie, and even those dogs that eat shit are not as good.
After all, although dogs eat shit, they don't have shit in their heads, and although these idiots eat meat, their brains are full of disgusting shit, and there is not even the slightest useful thing.
"Well, you do seem to have said just now that the letter of state is not on you, but in your teeth, and it seems that this seat must peel off all your teeth and find out where it is hidden. ”
Gu Ju's empty hand silently had a big axe shining with cold light, which was horizontally and vertically compared to Wolf Qi's face, which also made his scare value reach a peak in an instant.
"No, not in my teeth, but in Lord Wolffang. ”
Wolf Qi involuntarily clamped his tail tighter, and his furry face was full of fear.
Gu Juan was unmoved, and directly waved the battle axe and cut off a piece of meat from Wolf Qi's face, "You seem to have been lying to me all along, as far as I know, the steppe wolf is insidious and cunning, but he is not afraid of death, and he is better at patience and long-distance attacks, you are either confusing and deceiving me, or you are not a wolf at all, but a dog, and a stupid dog with hypochondriasis." ”
"So, husky, are you a wolf or a dog?"
"I am a wolf, a ...... under the command of the Golden Horde King of the Prairie"
As soon as Wolf Qi was halfway through his words, he received another axe on his face, and immediately changed his words in pain under the flow of blood, "If you go back to China, the little one is a dog, and the small one is not a wolf, but a dog!"
"That's right...... It's obviously a dog, the most loyal friend of man, but he has to pretend to be a wolf, isn't this looking for a fight?"
Gu Juan let go and put Wolf Qi back on the ground, and helped him smooth out the wrinkles on his clothes very intimately, and led him to the table to sit down.
"Well, I can't find hot for you to eat, but these drinks and dishes are cold again, no, you wait a while, I'll go find those eunuchs and palace maids to cook for you, I just don't know what flavor you like." ”
Wolf Qi sat there stunned, not daring to move, and listened to Gu Ju talking very enthusiastically there.
"You can rest assured, we are very hospitable, we can definitely let foreign friends eat the freshest freshly pulled poop, if you are lucky, you can also be invited to eat a meal made by Her Royal Highness the noble princess herself, you know, it is pink, strawberry flavored hot food, you will definitely like it." ”
Wolf Qi's throat surged, and it took almost all his strength to swallow back the vomit that had reached his throat, and he was close to exhausting all his will before he forced himself to endure and not scold.
On the contrary, he also squeezed out a trace of an ugly smile, "Master National Teacher, just eat these drinks and dishes for the little ones, don't dare to bother the National Teacher to work hard." ”
Gu Ju said, "I'm not afraid of trouble, let alone hard work, but I'm afraid that foreign friends won't get the best care, this is the most politically correct thing at the moment, do you understand?"
Wolf Qi was so frightened that he really wanted to cry, although he didn't quite understand what this "Great Wei National Master" meant, but he understood very well that as long as one of them was not handled well at this time, it would definitely be a terrifying ending for the axe to rise and fall.
He didn't dare to delay even a moment, and immediately stammered, "The national teacher said that he laughed, the little one is a small person in a wild place, and he can't afford to be treated so well by the national teacher. ”
"That's ......" Gu Juan sighed with emotion, "I didn't expect that there would be a foreign guest with such a good attitude as you in heaven and earth, which really surprised the national division." ”
"From this point of view, you and other Mobei grassland Golden Wolf King tents are indeed reasonable and reasonable good people, we should always marry the good of Qin and Jin, and seek the foundation of eternity. ”
Gu Juan stroked his palms and sighed, and stood beside Wolf Qi without leaving, "There is a way that there are no weak soldiers under the strong generals, since the little husky brother is already like this, the wolf tooth brother in your mouth must be a hero among dogs, an expert in housekeeping, if it is convenient, the old man hopes to meet this wolf tooth gentleman, sit and discuss, and talk about tea." ”
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Chapter 259: It's a Wolf or a Dog