Chapter 18: Just become a foodie?!
Xiao Wu began to refer to the so-called "Heavenly Demon Swallowing Heaven Gong", this time it was not difficult to understand, it was actually written by the old man in the vernacular. The first time I saw the exercises in the vernacular, Xiao Wu was a little uneasy to accept.
I saw that it was written in the exercises: It doesn't matter what the heavenly demons are, and it doesn't matter what they swallow the sky. This exercise allows you to absorb the aura of everything, and it also allows you to absorb the aura of distant places.
Xiao Wu nodded, this is really easy to understand. Look at the name of the exercise, the first form of the Heaven Swallowing Gong: a good mouth.
Burst~!
God has a good mouth. If you don't tell you it's an exercise, can you know what it is?
The method is not difficult, and it requires a set of formulas and methods to mobilize true qi after the second layer of qi refining. Through this exercise, you can quickly absorb what you eat and squeeze the aura from your food.
The second form of swallowing heaven: a good body.
Xiao Wu was no longer able to complain. This exercise is to use the true qi in the body, at the top of the head Baihui acupoints, palms, and feet in the five positions, to simulate the spiral of true qi in the sea of dantian qi, after forming a spiral, the aura can be absorbed a lot.
The third form of swallowing heaven: a good mouthful of teeth.
You can chew and bite anything you eat......
Xiao Wu dispersed the cheats of the exercises and calmed down. Then I forced myself to read it.
He kept telling himself, "Forget it, it's not important, it's not important...... The name doesn't matter......"
But after thinking about it, in the future, when fighting with others, others shouted "Lushan Shenglong Ba", and he shouted the name of the move "A good tooth!"
Nima, wouldn't you just laugh the enemy to death right now? In the future, this cultivation realm itself will also have the reputation of being a great one, "laughing at real people!" It's a bit tragic to think about it.
After flipping through the many details of the back, Xiao Wu saw a few words from the old man at the end.
"Little thief, practice this exercise well, and you will become an immortal in the future, and this exercise can be strong! Don't say that the great immortal, I didn't remind you, this exercise is very powerful!!" and three exclamation points.
NND, isn't your family's practice a way to move mountains and seas? Is that how "old and powerful" describes it?
Xiao Wu had already decided that since this exercise was an auxiliary cultivation, he had made up his mind that he would not use this kind of shameful exercise to fight with others in the future.
Rehearse the exercises in your heart. The first type of "a good mouth" exercise mantra is silently recited, and the true qi then enters the mouth, down the esophagus, all the way down, to your own chrysanthemum...... He obviously felt that the chrysanthemum was tight...... It's good to control it.
Xiao Wu felt that his entire digestive system was clearly presented in front of his eyes, and the small intestine was ...... Large intestine...... ...... in the large intestine
"Vomit~!" Xiao Wu spit out directly.
Nima, I haven't seen my digestive system like this, I don't know how many people are like him, they have seen their intestines, especially the intestinal peristalsis is violent (in order to avoid discomfort, 500 words are omitted here).
But this vomit doesn't matter, it's even more disgusting. In fact, Xiao Wu seems to have seen with his own eyes the food residues in his stomach pouch, mixed with how gastric juice flows, and squirts out of his mouth (in order to avoid discomfort, another 1000 words are omitted here). It's disgusting! Xiao Wu felt that the inventor of this exercise was simply crazy!
But for a moment, he felt like his stomach was empty. I hadn't eaten all night, but at this moment, under the urging of the exercises, everything in my intestines was digested and absorbed, and there was nothing.
Xiao Wu even felt that he had quickly absorbed the little aura that remained in the food. And not only that, most of this food is the energy that can be used by the body after absorption, and it actually makes me a little stronger.
Xiao Wu had a smile in his eyes, although this exercise was disgusting, it was unexpectedly easy to use!
Xiao Wu wanted to continue to practice the second form of "a good body", and just mobilized his true qi according to the method, but found that he couldn't concentrate at all.
He really felt his intestines screaming together, and the hunger that pierced his heart made him faint almost instantly......
"I'm so hungry!" Xiao Wu let out a painful groan, the exercise was naturally activated, and the entire digestive tract was empty, and even the scum was present in Xiao Wu's perception.
"It's empty! it's so empty!" Xiao Wu calmed down a little, "Go find my mother to eat! It's time to eat early!"
Cold sweat ran down Xiao Wu's cheeks, but Xiao Wu stood there motionless for a full five minutes.
"Forget this idea, forget this idea!" Xiao Wu continued to hypnotize himself. "Coo," the stomach rattled. I can't forget it!
Xiao Wu squatted down and hugged his head in pain, "Nima, why do you have to go through such a disgusting thing when cultivating an immortal?"
Xiao Wu walked out with a dark face.
Jeon woke up from a state of sleep, "Young Master, you're awake!" Looking at his young master's gloomy face, Jeon didn't know what to do. This young master can't be a mistake in cultivation, right?
"Young Master, Young Master?" Quan Gon chased after him in small steps, "Young Master, what's wrong with you?"
Xiao Wu ignored it completely, and just ran towards Zhang Lanying.
"Young Master, what's wrong with you?" Quan Gon caught up again, "Tell me, Quan Gon can also help you share the burden!"
Xiao Wu kept his mouth shut. What do you want me to say? His heart is dripping blood, do you want to tell you that I have digested everything in my stomach, even my own Xiang, and I have absorbed ...... And it may have to be absorbed later......
Xiao Wu stood outside Zhang Lanying's courtyard gate, looking up at the sky, crying silently.
"Young Master~!" Quan Gon was stunned when he stood there, why was the young master so sad?
The family spoke very little during breakfast. Xiao Wu didn't want to speak, and he felt disgusted when he said it. In addition, as soon as I eat, the "A Good Mouth" exercise works automatically, and I really can't feed my digestive tract even though I eat, so I don't have time to speak.
The food he ate was quickly broken down, and Xiao Wu felt that his muscles had become stronger, and he felt that the spiritual energy in the plants and animals had been absorbed.
Although this is not a spiritual grass or spiritual object, growing in this world and being nourished by spiritual energy will always bring the spiritual energy absorbed by animals and plants.
Since Xiao Zicheng had a career in his son, he often went home to sleep and eat. At this time, watching his son gobble up, this table of food seemed to be eaten by him alone, and he didn't know how to speak.
Zhang Lanying looked at her son distressedly, looking like a starving ghost reincarnated, although she didn't understand what was going on, she felt distressed.
After finishing the meal, Xiao Wu finally felt that he had eased up a little. In fact, as the eating ended, the exercises stopped.
Xiao Wu has gradually been able to control this "good mouth" exercise, leaving a little food in his stomach pouch to ensure that his hunger is not strong.
After eating, he didn't want to talk much, so he saluted his parents and went back to his courtyard.
The two parents looked at each other, and when they saw Xiao Wu leaving, they asked Xiang'er to call Quan Gon over.
Xiao Zicheng said worriedly, "What has the young master been doing these days?"
"Cultivation. Quan Gon said affirmatively, "The young master is constantly cultivating." ”
Xiao Zicheng nodded. "But what's unusual?"
Quan Gon didn't know what to say, would he be beaten by the young master for making a small report, but thinking of the young master's sad appearance this morning, he couldn't feel a little relieved.
So Quangon told him everything about the morning. In the end, the ending was, "The young master cried, cried so sadly! ”
can make Zhang Lanying anxious. "What's going on?
Xiao Zicheng groaned, "It's not a problem to cultivate like this all the time, don't have any problems with cultivation." ”
Quan Gon was about to speak and stopped, and when he saw the two proprietors say, he boldly said, "Before the young master came out, he shouted loudly, 'Hungry......'!
"So what?" Zhang Lanying asked nervously.
"So," Quan Gon controlled his nervousness, "So young master, maybe you're crying hungry!"
If Xiao Wu was here, he would probably have slapped Quan Gon on the head. But the two parents nodded together, "Mm-hmm." ”
Xiao Zicheng said, "Madame, bother more, don't let the child go hungry." He shook his head.
Zhang Lanying said, "When I go back, I will let the cook at home be on call all day long and prepare a large table of meals for Wu'er at any time." ”
seemed to remember something again, "You said Wu'er was crying, could it be because of that girl?"
Xiao Zicheng frowned, but didn't want to talk about it, "That girl named Jingjing will talk about it later." Wu'er now has an official position, and he is in the position of the third grade, marrying a relative is a big deal, and he should not be in a hurry. "Let's look at the sky and prepare to go to the court.
Before leaving, the husband and wife looked at each other, both with deep concern in their eyes.
"My son cultivates, he won't become a foodie, right?" Zhang Lanying still couldn't hold back and said.
Xiao Zicheng shook his head, wanting to comfort his wife for a few words, but said firmly to Zhang Lanying, "Madame, don't worry, our Xiao family has a big business," Xiao Zicheng pursed his lips and nodded, "You can't eat poor!"
If Xiao Wu is here, it is estimated that he will have to look at the sky and cry. Nima!What a breaking technique~~~!