Chapter 34: The Math Teacher (for the first hall master of this book - Feng Qingbai added more!)

Xiao Wu hurriedly washed his face, and even changed into a golden immortal armor. He estimated that he would have to go to the court today, and he could still sit in this armor, thinking about his father's standing all morning, he felt that the old man was pitiful.

waited until the waiting eunuch brought breakfast to Xiao Wu, but listened to the eunuch say, "Your Majesty has given an edict, saying that the generalissimo teaches the prince that it is important and that there is no need to go to court." You just need to go to the prince's class regularly. ”

Xiao Wu Yile, he himself was annoyed by the court. In the past, I used to meet day by day on the earth, but now I have started to cultivate immortals, and as a result, I have a meeting every morning every day. What is this called? Since you don't have to go, you can enjoy being idle.

beckoned the eunuch to help him take off this armor, stretch his muscles and bones, and suddenly feel relaxed. A person hummed a little song and ate breakfast in a leisurely manner.

As everyone knows, at this time in the court, the ministers looked at Xiao Zicheng one by one. Xiao Zicheng made a reassuring expression, and then smiled to let everyone calm down. It wasn't until the emperor came in and the early dynasty began that everyone breathed a long sigh of relief. That kid is finally not coming!

The emperor also seems to be very happy today, and the ministers of the Manchu Dynasty are much more talkative than before, as if the big stone pressing on his heart has been removed.

It's not that I haven't seen anyone sitting in the court, and it's not that I can't salute high-ranking officials, the key is who the object of the salute is.

Knowing that there was a straw bale second-rate person sitting opposite, and he was a hairy boy who was less than eighteen years old, he had to let himself salute him, and he had to stand and sit, which was really unpleasant.

Xiao Wu was reluctant to go to court, and from the emperor to the minister, he was even more reluctant to let him go to court. It's okay now, Xiao Wu doesn't come, everyone is happy.

Xiao Zicheng also breathed a sigh of relief, worthy of the fact that he had privately visited the emperor yesterday and proposed not to let his son go to court.

Xiao Wu finished breakfast, and under the leadership of the little eunuch, went to the prince's east palace.

At this time, there were already four of his students waiting there. Xiao Wu saw them for a while, waved his hand, revealing his brilliant white teeth, "Hi~!"

Xiao Wu was wearing a green shirt at this time, and he looked a little free.

Those students were the crown prince Zhao Tian, and there were three companions Yang Zhen, Yu Qiu, and Shen Xing.

Xiao Wu said "hi" to them, but they couldn't. Several people, led by the crown prince, saluted together, "Students pay homage to Master Xiao." ”

The prince bowed his head and saluted, and the three companions bowed deeply. This is the disciple ceremony, the prince is a half-ceremony because of his noble status.

Xiao Wu waved his hand, "No courtesy." ”

When he walked to his podium, there was only one table and one chair, and there were four tables and four chairs under it, which should be where the students sit.

Xiao Wu looked at it, and he couldn't find the feeling of being in class in his previous life, and he couldn't help frowning.

Prince Zhao Tian hugged his fists and said, "Master Xiao thinks there's something wrong?"

Xiao Wu shook his head, "There is no blackboard and chalk!"

Yang Zhen took a step forward and said, "What is Master Xiao talking about? Is it necessary for teaching?"

Xiao Wu smiled, "It's okay, I just think it's inconvenient to talk about it like this." ”

The prince called Xiao Huangmen, who was waiting for him, "Master Xiao ordered some teaching supplies, you go and buy them." ”

Xiao Wu waved his hand, "This is probably not easy to buy." Then there will be carpenters and masons in the palace, and you should let them do something. ”

Then Xiao Wu directly talked about the size of the blackboard, and explained the need to ink and black, how to make chalk with lime, etc. After the explanation, the eunuch looked dazed.

Xiao Wu patted his head, "Ah, I'll draw a picture for you!" Lifting the brush on the table, he spread out the paper in front of him...... Stood for almost three minutes without putting down a pen.

??? several students were puzzled, what is the situation of this teacher?

I can't write! My simplified Chinese characters are different from here. Xiao Wu has seen it, it is still traditional Chinese characters, and he has never learned calligraphy himself.

This is the first day as a teacher, but I have to be embarrassed in front of my students.

I saw Yang Zhen pursing his lips and smiling, but he seemed to suddenly understand something.

Nima: It's not good that my student is too smart. Can a living person suffocate urine?

"Yang Zhen, according to the request I just made, write down this step, and then draw the sample picture and give it to the teacher to see!"

“......”

Yang Zhen was depressed, why did he leave this to himself? I didn't listen to it well just now.

Looking at Yang Zhen's deflated appearance, Xiao Wule said, "You can draw it, if the handwriting is ugly and difficult to see, just let your classmates do it for you." ”

Yang Zhen was helpless, so he had to pick up the pen and write. But I saw him stop writing and stopping, stopping and thinking from time to time.

Xiao Wu nodded from the side, and said in his heart, "Niu! Is this the crushing of IQ? Just now, this guy obviously didn't pay attention to listening, but as a result, not only did he write eight or nine steps, but there was really no big problem with the drawings he drawn. ”

After Yang Zhen finished painting, after drying the ink, he said, "Please take a look at Master Xiao, is there any omission?"

Xiao Wu glanced at him obliquely, "Hehe, hehehe, you didn't draw this chalk correctly." ”

Yang Zhen carefully looked at the chalk he painted, made of white lime, the steps were reasonable, and there was no problem on the drawing, one end was thin and the other was thick for writing. Although I didn't listen attentively, I understood what this thing was used for, so there should be no problem. I didn't know what to do, so I had to clench my fists and ask for advice, "Please Xiao Shi axe." ”

Xiao Wu smiled and said, "Chalk! Xiao Wu's smile was unfathomable, "Your painting is thin at the top and thick at the bottom, it should be thin at the bottom and thick at the top!"

???What??? is it any difference???

Several people were thinking about the downtime, and Xiao Wu directly stuffed the drawings into the arms of Xiao Huangmen, who was already stunned next to him, "Explain to the craftsman, don't do the opposite." ”

The little yellow door mechanic answered "yes" and turned to leave.

Xiao Wu turned around and patted Yang Zhen on the shoulder and said, "Young man, in the future, you must pay attention to the lectures, and don't speculate!"

Yang Zhen's face was about to drip blood at this time, but thinking about the dignity of the teacher, he directly lowered his head and hugged his fists, "The student has been taught." ”

Xiao Wu sat down behind the desk and said loudly, "Class." ”

Several people sat down one after another.

Xiao Wu directly slapped his hand on the table, "Since there is no blackboard and chalk today, then the teacher will tell you about my course." A course for teachers, called Mathematics. ”

Xiao Wu made a brief introduction from addition, subtraction, multiplication and division, to geometric algebra, advanced mathematics, trigonometric functions, etc. Listening to this, the four students completely lost their ability to think.

He was even more angry, "In my eyes, everything is mathematics, mathematics is not just arithmetic, it is the real origin of this world, and even the avenue of this world." ”

Xiao Wu didn't have so many ideas, but it seemed that he suddenly blessed his soul, "If there are three thousand avenues in this world, then mathematics must be one of them." ”

But he saw the prince stand up and said, "Master Xiao, is this the way to cultivate immortals?"

Xiao Wu waved his hand, "No, this is the truth of heaven and earth that each of us can understand." ”

Yang Zhen was a little resistant, he vaguely felt that what Xiao Wu said made sense, but he just didn't want to admit it.

He said directly, "Master Xiao's statement is too absolute, isn't it? It's just simple addition, subtraction, multiplication and division, what is the truth of heaven and earth?"

Xiao Wu smiled slightly, "One plus one, what is it?"

Yang Zhen smiled confidently, "It's equal to two." ”

Xiao Wu smiled again, "Really, why is it equal to two?" Yang Zhen was stunned, but he was a little unconfident, he thought for a while and said, "It must be equal to two." ”

Xiao Wu took two pieces of paper in his hand, and then tore them to shreds. smiled at Yang Zhen and said, "Is it still equal to two?"

"......?" Yang Zhen looked at the two pieces of paper in a daze.

Xiao Wu picked up the inkstone on his desk again, poured the ink completely into the inkstone in front of Yang Zhen, and smiled again, "What is this?"

Yang Zhen muttered, "Equal to one." ”

Xiao Wu smiled again, "Hehe, the son can be taught." ”

With that, he turned back to the table and wrote down a few Arabic numerals from zero to nine, which corresponded to the numbers in Chinese characters.

"I'm going to talk to you about math today, and you remember these words, and we'll all have to deal with them in the future. After writing it, he flicked the sleeves of his robe and left.

His class was over. In fact, apart from capitalized numbers, he doesn't know any traditional characters. From now on, I will mainly write Arabic numerals!

Xiao Wu sighed in his heart, "I'm such a genius!"

Leaving the four students stunned, they looked at the young man in green shirts, and at that moment it was like a mountain looking up.