Chapter 355: A Chinese Ghost Story
Why......
Obviously, it was me first......
Near the Lingxiao Palace, on a cloud road, Bian Zhuang, the deputy commander of the Tianhe Water Army with a nine-tooth nail rake, looked at the two figures who were driving the clouds away in the distance.
He even heard the sound of conversation in the wind......
"Water God, how about the last general dress like this?"
The strange heavenly general who appeared out of nowhere, dressed in purple armor, opened his arms with a smile and spun slightly around the clouds.
Lord Water God nodded with a smile and said, "The general's demeanor is still the same. ”
"Hahaha!"
This, this smug laughter......
Bian Zhuang was infinitely sad and angry, only to feel trembling, cold hands and feet, tears streaming down his face, and he really wanted to rush up and shout:
'Can we be together for such a thing as slapping the water god's ass!'
A greeting came from behind him:
"Commander Bian, Your Majesty has announced us. ”
"It's coming!"
Bian Zhuang shrunk his neck, picked up the nine-toothed nail rake like a big sword, and hurriedly ran over, and hurriedly entered the Lingxiao Treasure Hall with more than a dozen heavenly soldier commanders and deputy commanders.
According to the order previously conveyed by the Tongming Palace, the twelve Heavenly Court soldiers and horses will soon begin to recruit a new batch of Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals.
This time the Jade Emperor summoned them, it should be for this reason......
Li Changshou Immortal Zhi captured this scene, and chatted with Zhao Dezhu, the second incarnation of the Jade Emperor, about the details of the expansion of the heavenly soldiers.
In today's Heavenly Court, when recruiting heavenly soldiers, Doupi flickered the heavenly soldiers and directly divided them into various departments, and the generals of the army trained themselves.
The reform measures proposed by Li Changshou are not radical, but only add a 'process' to the current heavenly soldier system:
[Establish the Reserve Soldier Palace, all the heavenly soldiers who enter the Heavenly Court will be uniformly trained by the Reserve Soldier Palace, and the method of forming a formation and combining formations will be learned, and then selected by the heavenly generals and returned to the twelve parts of the Heavenly Court. 】
In this way, the cycle for the new heavenly soldiers to become combat power will be greatly reduced, and the strength of each department can also be balanced......
The Jade Emperor's incarnation Zhao Dezhu said:
"Chang Gung Aiqing, I have been thinking about the issue of the source of soldiers you mentioned before, if you want to recruit enough heavenly soldiers in such a short time, you really can't just rely on the Celestial Race of the Lower Triple Heavens.
Although as you said last time, Aiqing, there is indeed not much difference between the scattered cultivation of the land of the Five Continents and the scattered cultivation of the Three Thousand Worlds.
However, it is not enough to judge a person's character based solely on merit and karma.
Although there are a large number of heavenly soldiers, they are not in the god position, but the heavenly court is a peaceful place, and it is necessary to choose those with the best character to be listed......"
Li Changshou smiled and said, "Your Majesty, why don't you recruit the disciples of the Immortal Sect to serve in the Heavenly Court?"
"I have recruited before, but there are few applicants," Zhao Dezhu was a little helpless, "Although the heavenly court is established, no one knows." ”
Li Changshou thought for a while, and then said: "If you are driven by such utilitarianism as merit treasures, it is difficult to guarantee that the recruited heavenly soldiers will be loyal to the heavenly court, and if they encounter a difficult battle, I am afraid that they will flee separately......"
"Aiqing has a magic trick for this?"
"There are three methods, which are fast, medium and slow. ”
Li Changshou took out a scroll from his sleeve and handed it to Zhao Dezhu.
The latter, with a solemn face, slowly opened the scroll.
"The heavenly soldiers entered the ranks and swore a collective oath...... Super Soldier Project ...... 3000 World Celestial Soldier Training Base......
Aiqing, wonderful!"
Li Changshou said: "The little god has also been in trouble for a long time, Your Majesty, you can take a look on the road, if you are not satisfied, or the little god is not thoughtful, Your Majesty, you point it out, and the little god will immediately revise it." ”
Really discussed the performance.
Zhao Dezhu praised it again and again, he didn't think there was anything wrong with this, he held the scroll and read it carefully, but quickly put the scroll away......
There is no way, the Water God Mansion has arrived.
Her Royal Highness the princess, who had been waiting for a long time, jumped on the clouds, bowed to Li Changshou, blinked, and asked a little unconfidently:
"Water God...... Can you go this time?"
"But," Li Changshou said with a smile, "This General Zhao and I will go to the underworld for a while, and we may go to Beiju Luzhou in the future, do you want to go together?"
"Uh-huh!"
Long Ji's eyes lit up for a while, and he nodded in various ways.
Li Changshou advised: "Your Highness still needs to hide your identity later, you can call me a senior brother for the time being, and don't tell others about your own heels."
This General Zhao is His Majesty's confidant general, and he is not rude. ”
"Long Ji has seen General Zhao!"
"Well," Zhao Dezhu nodded calmly, wanting to say something, but felt a little embarrassed, so he could only look at Li Changshou, who was squinting and smiling beside him, and sighed:
"Water God, let's set off now. ”
"Good. ”
Li Changshou shook off the dust, took a certain pair of father and daughter, and headed towards the East Heavenly Gate.
At this time, the underworld has not yet returned to the Heavenly Court, and there is no direct path to the underworld, so it can only take a detour from outside the East China Sea to the Netherworld.
may be because there is one more person, Long Ji is much quieter than before, with fluttering skirts, long hair dancing lightly, and a quiet girl exuding a gentle temperament......
Li Changshou smiled at Zhao Dezhu:
"Her Royal Highness the princess is smart and smart, although she is young at this time, she will be able to solve problems for Your Majesty in the future.
It's just Your Majesty, why hasn't you rewarded Long Ji all the time?"
Zhao Dezhu shook his head and chuckled, and replied: "Let's talk about it after the rise of Heavenly Court, if the court is still unstable today, her cultivation is still low, so there is no need to rush for a while."
But, Aiqing, you really don't have any intention of accepting apprentices?"
Li Changshou sighed and said, "Your Majesty, it's really not a secret, the little god has only been cultivating for hundreds of years so far, His Royal Highness Long Ji ......"
"Why should a Qi Refiner be old?"
Zhao Dezhu said with a smile: "You said that Ji'er Bingxue is smart, and Ji'er is full of admiration for Chang Geng, according to her mother, now she is the god of water and water every day, even if she falls asleep, she is constantly dreaming."
Although I am the Emperor of Heaven, I can't force you, and you still have to decide this matter yourself......
In fact, I think that if the apprenticeship fails, it is also good to give marriage, and it is not impossible for a female college to be 3,000. ”
Give!
Li Changshou suddenly took a bite of the old groove and didn't know where to vomit.
Feudal parents, arbitrarily decide their daughter's emotional belonging, this kind of behavior in his last life, was to be held down and beaten by boxers!
He glanced at Zhao Dezhu, turned his head to look at Long Ji on the side, and said with a smile:
"Long Ji, would you like to call me a teacher?"
Long Ji, who was secretly poking his brain next to him to make up for the big drama of 'Water God and Zhao Dezhu', was stunned when he heard the words, his little face was red, his body leaned forward, and his toes stood on tiptoe.
"Yes!
"I can't guide you to practice, I just teach you the way of strategy and the method of calculation," Li Changshou took out a jade talisman from his sleeve and said with a smile, "This is a military art compiled by Ao Yi, which can be regarded as a gift for you to get started." ”
Long Ji was overjoyed, holding the jade talisman and couldn't put it down, and finally made three gestures to Li Changshou, and after getting up, he shouted in a low voice:
"Teacher ......"
"Well, let's look at this art of war first, and ask if you don't understand. ”
Li Changshou said softly, and then turned his head to look at Zhao Dezhu on the side.
Zhao Dezhu shook his head slightly, his eyes showing a little disappointment......
Disappointed?
How anxious is this majesty to marry Long Ji?
Is it the same reason as 'Xiong Lingli was knocked out'?
This is still a child! There is at least a child of thousands of years in adolescence!
Of course, complaining from the bottom of his heart, Li Changshou will continue to laugh and talk with Zhao Dezhu.
As an ordinary minister, you should also talk about professionalism, deceive, cough, and use certain words to make the emperor feel comfortable, and he will not lack merit in the future.
As soon as they left the East Heavenly Gate, they met Ao Yi with a large number of dragon soldiers who rushed to the Heavenly Court to pay tribute, and the efficiency of the East China Sea Dragon Palace was also quite amazing.
After Ao Yi saw Li Changshou, his originally gloomy eyes suddenly lit up, and he opened his mouth to shout "Brother Sect Master", his voice was slightly hoarse.
Li Changshou greeted him, took a god-nourishing pill and gave it to Ao Yi, not mentioning the disaster of the dragon clan, but just asked:
"Are you feeling better?"
Ao Yi smiled reluctantly, nodded in agreement, took another half step back, and said hello to Li Changshou, without saying any more words of thanks.
Li Changshou said: "Leave the matter of paying tribute to others, you can go outside with me, and scatter your heart." ”
"Brother," Ao Yi didn't agree immediately, but said in a low voice, "Most of the clansmen are not yet stable, I want to accompany them more now, there are still sporadic wars in the four seas......"
"It's just a matter of delaying your work for half a day," Li Changshou gently persuaded, "If you can't cheer yourself up, how can you comfort others?"
On the side, Long Ji said: "Fellow Daoist, don't be strong, you also need someone to explain it." ”
Ao Yi sighed softly, made a gesture to Long Ji, addressed His Highness, and promised to go out for a walk together, so that the soldiers of the Dragon Clan who sent tribute would enter the East Heavenly Gate by themselves.
Li Changshou said again: "Before leaving, you bow to the Lingxiao Hall and thank you, don't ask more." ”
"Yes," Ao Yi didn't ask anything else, lifted the hem of his battle skirt, and kowtowed three times to the direction of the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.
On the side, Zhao Dezhu nodded with a smile, and looked down at the incarnation at this time, and his eyes were also a little depressed.
Never mind.
It's not bad to be a Heavenly Emperor who is admired by living beings.
......
Three hours later, in the underworld, Xiongguan on the east side of the capital city.
At the top of the cliff next to this 'glimmer of heaven', two strong men who were full of wine and flesh were holding their respective hoods and leaning on the boulder lying on their backs.
Snort and have an endless aftertaste, smack your lips and leave a fragrant mouth, and try to smell it, all of which are full of satisfying tastes......
"Horse, when are we going to find the water god again?
Follow the water god around, it's better than being stuffy here, it's not too comfortable, moo~"
"No headgear and what a call!
The dragon clan was so miserable by the West this time, the West is worthy of the great religion of the two saints, and the blackness of the attack is better than that of those demon ancestors. ”
The bull head sneered: "Isn't it broken by the water god?"
The sea eye was knocked open, wasn't it also blocked?
Having said that, the water god is so strong, and the dirty spring can be blocked. ”
Ma Mian patted his belly and muttered, "It should just be stabilized, but there will still be hidden dangers...... Belch. ”
At this moment, a wisp of sound came into my ears:
"Two Taoist friends......"
The bull-headed horse was stunned, and immediately jumped up and hurriedly put on his hood.
"Water God!"
"It's me, how many days will you be fine?"
The bull head and horse face nodded vigorously, and the two looked to the east, and soon ......
I remembered that their primordial spirit was not very strong, and the scope of exploration was limited.
At this time, the bull head and horse face can only be seen, there are a large number of souls and true spirits floating from afar above the head, and there are a few qi refiners under the cliff who are riding the clouds, and they are the creatures who have come to the Yin Division to do business......
Li Changshou's voice floated again, with a little smile:
"Two, I'm still thousands of miles away at the moment, and I'm rushing over with a Heavenly Court general.
This general's background is not trivial, and he came to the underworld to see how the situation of the underworld is, and he said one sentence to His Majesty the Jade Emperor than ten words to me.
If the underworld intends to enter the jurisdiction of the Heavenly Court and be blessed by the Heavenly Emperor, it needs to behave well and deal with it carefully this time. ”
Hearing this, the bull-headed horse face was shocked, and the two brothers looked at each other, their eyes full of joy.
The bull head shouted, "Hurry, go and inform the Great Witch Sacrifice and make the atmosphere in the city up!"
"Boom!"
The horse turned his head and hurried, jumped hundreds of feet away in one step, and galloped above the cliff, not forgetting to take out the stone comb and comb his smooth mane.
The bull head rubbed his big hands, jumped to the level below, and shouted a few times in his throat, which made the hundreds of witches guarding here busy, and also scared the few qi refiners who were about to pass the level.
When Li Changshou drove the clouds, he flew thousands of miles away with Zhao Dezhu, Long Ji, and Ao Yi, and was discovered by the bull head, and the bull turned his head and shouted:
"Come on the drums!"
Several strong men of the Wu clan carried a shabby drum forward, and the bull head picked up the drumstick and beat a Wu war drum.
Thundered......
Drums rang out all over the city, and half of the Netherworld was shaken.
Li Changshou saw it from a distance and showed a faint smile.
Zhao Dezhu laughed and said, "Chang Geng, it seems that you have made a lot of arrangements in the underworld. ”
"Your Majesty misunderstood, the little god didn't do anything," Li Changshou replied in a loud voice, "It's just that the underworld heard that the dragon clan returned to the heavenly court, and knew that the heavenly emperor was benevolent and righteous, so he wanted to take the initiative to join the ranks." ”
Zhao Dezhu suddenly smiled and narrowed his eyes, but it was ...... The misunderstanding deepened.
Behind the two, Long Ji glanced at Ao Yi and muttered in a low voice:
"The teacher has been spreading the word all the way. ”
Ao Yi nodded, but did not reply, and his delicate face showed a little thought.
Before flying to that line of heaven in the clouds, Li Changshou had just fallen from the clouds, and he heard dozens of Wu clansmen screaming 'Ula Wuwa'.
The witches took off their yin cloth armor, wrapped them in animal skins, gathered their blood, and danced to the beat of drums, presenting a powerful group dance.
After these witches finished jumping and retreated, Zhao Dezhu stroked his chin and liked it.
"Moo, give way, shine!"
The bull head greeted, and all the people guarding the checkpoint turned around in unison and lifted ten big stones on both sides, with ten big characters written on them with blood from nowhere:
Welcome to the underworld!
Reincarnation is no problem!
"Poof!" Long Ji couldn't help but laugh out loud, and Ao Yi also showed a faint smile.
Zhao Dezhu also showed a warm smile, and walked forward with Li Changshou, sitting on the ...... prepared by the underworld Oxcart.
This time, the bull head personally led the cow in front, and before he stepped out of this line of heaven, he warmly introduced the 'tourist resort' of the netherworld to the two of them.
Li Changshou smiled and asked, "Why don't you see Mamian Daoyou?"
"He's going to the front to prepare!Moo!"
The bull head replied casually, and happened to lead the ox cart out of the first line of heaven and leave the ban of the big array.
Suddenly a gust of wind blew ahead, and the sound of gloomy 'laughter' sounded everywhere;
I heard the melodious mourning music played in the distance, and with this desolate music, shadows flew all over the sky.
She's coming, she's coming, they're all flying with stiff smiles and a sense of yin!
They carried baskets of flowers and sprinkled the petals of the flowers on the other side......
They hummed songs, like common soul-hooking tunes......
"Water God, what's the matter?"
Niu Tou smiled proudly, "This is the highest reception specification of our prefecture, these are not enough, you can find it again!"