Whose immortal can be blown up?

As the existence of a portable grandfather, he will actually be angry with the host, which is estimated to be rare in previous stories. Just like that, Xiao Wu also calmed down a little.

"Well, old man. ”

Xiao Wu let his tone calm down a little, he was a little afraid, I don't know if this old man would leave him alone in this unknown place if he blew up a few more times. Nothing else mattered, he just wanted to go home.

When the old man heard his softened tone, he immediately straightened his face, "Hmph! I don't call me an old man, you can call me a great immortal." ”

"Otherwise, tell me what your name is, and we'll have a name. Xiao Wu's flattering tone.

"Hmph, you don't deserve to know the name of this god. The old man twisted his face, arrogant.

"I'll wipe your face, right?" Xiao Wu didn't say it, just a flash of anger in his mind.

The old man's eyes instantly lit up, "You actually dare to insult this god!"

You can't think about it without talking? Xiao Wu was stunned.

"Yes, I know everything you want. "That old man is terrible.

"Then I'm still dead, this kind of life without pursuit, I'll be over when I die!" Xiao Wubei started from his heart.

"Uh-huh!" the white-bearded old man reminded him a little embarrassed, he also felt that his mentality was not quite right today, how could he be so generous with this kid!

This can't really force this kid to be anxious, who knows if he will still practice. The old man is really a little afraid that this kid will not practice in a fit of anger, after all, the body belongs to other people, and to what extent does the cultivation have to be done by others?

"What's the matter?" Xiao Wu's tone was emotionless, even a little unhappy.

"To put it bluntly, the cultivation is really good. The old man's dust trembled a little.

"I'm going home. ”

"Fly to the sky and live forever!"

"I'm going home. ”

"Rare birds and beasts, I've never seen them before!"

"I'm going home. ”

"Fairy ......"

"I'm going home!" this time he didn't wait for the old man to finish.

"What are you doing!" the old man was helpless, how could this kid be so hard to ask for something that no one else could ask for?"

Xiao Wu was a little lonely, "I miss my parents, my daughter-in-law, and my children." ”

"You don't have any children yet. ”

"It probably happened last night. Xiao Wu said with a sigh.

The old man raised his hand and pinched it, and shook his head after a while, "It's really there." ”

Xiao Wu was a little convinced, this old guy is really not simple.

"Look, let's discuss something", Xiao Wu's tone was much better, "Let's take a step back, you don't let me cultivate immortals, I don't say I won't cultivate immortals, you let me go back and stay for a few more days, and then wait for my children to grow up, let's cultivate immortals again, okay?"

The old man was stunned for two seconds, he really didn't think it through. Except that the rules cannot force the other party to practice, and the other party must agree to cultivate immortals before he can launch spells, it seems that he really didn't think too carefully. Dreams, in the end, are a bit of a fool.

"Okay......" the old man shrugged.

"Ahh

"That ......," the old man blushed a little from praise. "Listen to me, it's a little bit of a problem. ”

Xiao Wu???

"Me!" the old man's dust swayed back and forth, "We immortals also have mana, you know this, right?"

Xiao Wu nodded.

"You didn't practice, so you're mortal, right?"

Xiao Wu nodded.

"You fell out of a window when you were three years old......"

Xiao Wu hurriedly interrupted, "Be concise and to the point!" ”

The old man seemed to be out of his mind, "To put it simply, I have been consuming mana since you were born, and every time you have an accident, I have to use mana to protect you, and you have to consume mana to create dreams for you a lot......"

Xiao Wu had already thought of a terrifying possibility, however, "Talk about the point!"

"I can't do it, I can't go back!" the old man seemed to let go. There's no way to do that, and there's no way to kill him.

Xiao Wu felt that the whole person was not good. He sat on the bed, his hands drawing circles over and over again, circle after circle. I don't know if the traditional curse mode of drawing a circle is applicable to the gods. Anyway, I cursed first.

If you travel back to ancient times, you may be able to live to modern times after cultivating, but I haven't heard that there are immortals on the earth who have lived to modern times in ancient times. If you travel to the ancients, then even if you live to modern times, your son has no blood relationship with you. What to do, what to do......

"The ......," said the old man, a little cringe.

"Kill me, old man. Xiao Wu said lightly.

"Didn't you say you were going to commit suicide?" the old man sat down slowly, and the figure of Xiao Wu beside him slowly emerged. The old man turned sideways to look at Xiao Wu's shadow, and knew that Haigu appeared, this is something that can only be done when the spiritual power reaches a very strong level, this kid is really suitable for cultivation.

"Suicide?" Xiao Wu's figure bowed his head next to the old man, hugged his knees, and curled up like a quail.

"This Nima is mentally strong, isn't it stimulated to be mentally ill?" the old man sneered.

"That ......" Before the old man finished speaking, he heard Xiao Wu's cry.

"I don't want any turbulent waves, I just want to live a good life with Ruan Xia, have children, be filial to my parents, and support the elderly. I shouldn't have dreamed of anything. His voice was low, "I admit that when I dream, I do want to cultivate immortals a little. Although it was only a disappointment, I still promised you. I blame you for lying to me, but first of all, it's my problem. Old man, you have cut me off. ”

The old man was a little embarrassed, but he didn't know what to say.

"If you say practice, you can practice. Xiao Wu sighed, "I also fantasized about having a portable grandfather, but you don't seem to be very reliable." But forget it, let's take it one step at a time. Xiao Wu's whole body revealed loneliness and loneliness.

The old man's heart also welled up with sadness, "Actually, you may be able to go back." ”

Xiao Wu was already a little discouraged and looked up at him.

"You didn't cross. I moved you to another star. The old man seemed to look at the starry sky that did not exist in the sea of knowledge, "This place is far away from the earth, but it can be crossed by immortals." If you become an immortal, then you can cross the sea of stars to reach the other side. ”

"How long does it take to become an immortal?ten years?twenty years?" Xiao Wu looked at the void in the distance.

The old man shook his head, "The heavens and all the worlds, the cultivation of true geniuses, the adventures are continuous, and it took seventy-eight years to become an immortal. ”

Xiao Wu's eyes showed hope, "Seventy-eight years! What about me?" Xiao Wu even had an average level in the college entrance examination, and he didn't believe that he was a genius compared to the wizards of the heavens and all the worlds, but what if there was a what?

The old man looked at Xiao Wu, "You are also a genius." Believe in yourself, and within a thousand years, you will become an immortal!"

A thousand years??? he burst into tears! He patted the white-bearded old man beside him, "Your uncle's thousand years! When I go back, even my children will die." ”

The old man was stunned, and he was actually beaten by this kid? The final move took a lot of mana, and this is also this kid's own knowledge, yes, but, but it just slapped him on the head! No one has ever slapped his head for thousands of years? The mentality collapsed at that time, "Little thief! I'm a god, you fucking pat my head?!"

Xiao Wu was not happy at that time, you hurt Lao Tzu so badly, Lao Tzu beat you lightly.

"Little thief, are you still thinking of beating me?" the old man was annoyed, stood up suddenly, and whipped the dust towards Xiao Wu.

"What's the matter?

"Lao Tzu is a god, who dares to think of beating ......?"

Syllable!

The voice resounded through the sea.