Xiao Wu and Lan'er returned to the room, Lan'er returned to the beads and continued to listen to the old man's story, Xiao Wu meditated and waited.

After a few moments, there was a knock on the door. After Xiao Wu opened the door, he saw a lady with a big shoulder and a round waist smiling and walking in.

"......" Xiao Wu was a little confused, what is this for?

The eldest lady came in and smiled at Xiao Wu, "Oh, the little black man gave me double the price, you must know that the guest is your handsome young man, I will come if I don't give money!"

"Auntie, wait a minute!" Xiao Wu suddenly seemed to realize something, and then said seriously, "This lady ......"

The eldest lady's face was not good, but her voice was soft and sweet, "Don't call other people's aunts ......"

"Big sister?" Xiao Wu tried to change his words.

"Oh, Xiao Langjun is so called a person, he is so decent!" the eldest lady's voice became more and more sweet.

"So, what's it called?" Xiao Wu was a little uncomfortable.

"Call someone big sister. The eldest lady brought her generous body closer to Xiao Wu.

"Big ...... Big...... Sister?" Xiao Wu felt that his teeth were going to be sore.

"Hey~~!" the eldest lady was overjoyed when she heard it.

"That'...... Eldest sister...... Sister, did you bring what I wanted?" Xiao Wu asked.

"Of course. With that, she chuckled and began to unbutton herself.

"Wait a minute!" Xiao Wu somewhat understood. "That, that, you know what I want?"

"Our place is small, so I can give you what you want!"

"Ahem, cough, cough......" Xiao Wu was about to vomit blood, "I want a map!"

"What's a map?" said the eldest lady strangely.

"Isn't it really called a map?" "......Topographic map?"

"What is a topographic map?

"Geographical map of mountains and rivers?"

“......”

"The map of the country?"

"That's me!" said that, the lady's weight of nearly two hundred pounds pounced.

"Xiao Er, Xiao Er, save me!" Xiao Wu shouted and escaped from the door, running all the way to the front hall.

Xiao Er also looked at Xiao Wu strangely, and said with a slight smile, "Guest officer, are you so fast?"

"Hurry up your grandma's grandson!" Xiao Wu scolded.

The little second thought for a moment and said, "What you said is that I am indeed my grandmother's grandson. ”

......Xiao Wu had no choice but to say, "I want a map, a topographic map, do you have one?"

Xiao Er looked at Xiao Wu with an incredulous face, patted his thigh and said, "Guest officer, you want this kind of thing, why are you giving so much money?"

"???" Xiao Wu's face was full of confusion, what's wrong? Or is it my fault?

But he heard the shopkeeper sigh softly, "There is such a thing as a topographic map, this must be in the military, and we ordinary people, holding topographic maps, will be punished." ”

Is it so serious? Xiao Wu was depressed, so he had to wave his hand and secretly say unlucky, "Forget it, go west, which way to go?"

Xiao Er hurriedly said, "Guest officer, you just go out of the West Gate and take the main road." Where are you going?"

"All the way to the west!" Xiao Wu didn't have a good breath

Xiao Er hurriedly said, "The guest officer has received your silver and sent you a message, there are bandits on the western roads, you must be careful." ”

Xiao Wu nodded in response, not wanting to go back to the room, so he turned around and walked out.

It's so unlucky, and you must not engage in any "heart understanding" when you speak in the future. But my father and the emperor both like this feeling, can they really understand it?

This county town is not big, when he entered the city, he found that there was a rich family raising horses, so he went directly to the door, and after Xiao Wu directly threw down five thousand taels of silver tickets, the rich family sold the white horse to him.

After wandering around for a few days, Xiao Wu was tired of walking. Xiao Wu was tired of walking, and rode on his horse and ran towards the Western Road.

He thought to himself, "If this can fly, do you still need to find a way? Soar into the sky all over the world, what task, what challenge, is not it easy to catch? Fly and it will be over!"

Looking at the broken horse of 5,000 taels under him again, who especially believed that he was a foundation monk who rode to the west?

Just when Xiao Wu was absent-minded, he suddenly heard the sound of clanging gongs, and two teams of minions were killed from the oblique stabs on both sides of the road.

This soldier ...... can barely call soldiers. One by one, they were dressed in tattered clothes, and some were holding machetes, axes, firewood knives, and ...... Are you serious, then, who took a stick and came out to rob it?

I saw a big man jump out, put a big iron rod in his hand, and shouted, "I opened this tree, I planted this tree!"

Is it serious? Can't even say a few words about the robbery? Xiao Wu didn't get off the horse, but looked at the black-faced man in surprise.

Seeing that Xiao Wu was indifferent, Dahan said to a few people around him, "Why isn't he afraid?" Is it because I said something wrong?"

A minion soldier next to him said, "Big brother, looking at his fine skin and tender meat, he should be stupid." The big man frowned and nodded slightly.

Seeing the serious look of the minion soldier, Xiao Wu couldn't help it a little, and laughed out loud.

The corners of the black-faced man's eyes moved, and he was not sure, "Third brother, are you sure he is afraid, why are you still smiling?"

"I was scared, I was scared and giggled. The minion said.

The black-faced man nodded again and burst into a shout, "Oh, that kid, leave your horse behind, and you will spare me from dying!"

"......" Xiao Wu.

"......" minions.

"Boss, it's to spare you from dying. The third reminded in a whisper.

The boss scratched his head, "Just spare me not to die?"

"......" The third child didn't know how to answer.

Xiao Wu looked amused, and also shouted, "I opened this road, I planted this tree! If you want to live from now on, leave and buy road money!"

The black-faced man on the opposite side was a little panicked, "Third brother, why did he say 6 more than me?

"Big brother, I don't know. We didn't do it a few times before we ran into our peers. The third said in a low voice.

"What then?" the black-faced man was a little unsure.

The minions also looked at each other, and they also robbed a few times, what should I do when I meet my peers?

Dahan obviously didn't figure it out, so he said loudly, "Are you also a robber?"

Xiao Wu was helpless, what else did he ask, so he shouted, "Put down the money and spare you from dying." ”

The big man was stunned, "They are all bandits, are you going to rob us too?"

What kind of logic is this? Xiao Wuma shook the reins, wiped the storage bag, and took out a big sword with a door panel, this is still the magic weapon he snatched from the worship hall, and a few pieces exploded, after all, this big sword is also a sword, so he left it.

He waved his big sword, "Leave the money, or you will die without a place to be buried!"

The third child's legs were trembling, "Big ...... Big brother, he really wants to rob us. ”

"What should I do then?" The black-faced man was also a little shaken, "Why don't you go and report to the official?"

"Big brother, we are bandits. "That old three.

Suddenly, someone shouted, "Run!" and the bandits were about to disperse.

Xiao Wu instantly revealed his six and a half arms, and the trick was instantly formed, and a large number of small fireballs flew out, encircling everyone in it.

Those bandits screamed in fright one by one, and some even peed their pants directly.

Xiao Wu shouted, sat upright on his horse, and shouted wildly and coolly, "Stop! You are already surrounded by me!"

The big man was holding an iron rod and looked stunned, but at this time, he rose up and rushed towards Xiao Wu.

"Big brother, don't go! this is the immortal master!" the third child shouted, and fell to his knees.

"Huh?" the black-faced man braked, and then looked at the third child who was kneeling on the ground.

Xiao Wu looked at the sky with his nostrils, looking like Lao Tzu was the best in the world. Hehe, mortal, don't you bow your head yet?

But seeing the black-faced man, he said resolutely, "Impossible! Which immortal master is riding a horse?"

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