Chapter 238: What kind of parents are these?
Xiao Wu returned to his small courtyard and saw the clever little guy with a low brow and a wilted face.
"I'll go!Quan Gong?!" Xiao Wu said in surprise.
Quan Gon cried out at once, "Woo, young master, you haven't come back for a long time, Quan Gon misses you so much." ”
As he spoke, Jeon's tears burst out, and his snot was about to run through his lips, and he really had a handful of snot and tears.
He opened his hand to hug Xiao Wu, but found that his snot was about to cross the river, so he hurriedly inhaled hard, but he didn't suck in, he wiped it with his hand. Then he continued to open his arms and hugged Xiao Wu.
"Don't come here!" Xiao Wu took a step back abruptly, wanting to be urged by his true qi to stabilize Quan Gon, but he felt that this didn't seem to be good. Is there anything wrong with my little guy missing himself?
Just like that, Quan Gon had already hugged Xiao Wu, and even rubbed his face on Xiao Wu, crying even more tragically.
“......”
Xiao Wu was a little disgusted, but also a little warm, endured the discomfort of his clothes being wet with snot, and gently patted Quan Gon's shoulder, "Okay, okay, stop." ”
Quan Gon twitched his nose gently, his red and swollen eyes looked at Xiao Wu, as if he was forcibly enduring it, and just now the crying stopped, Quan Gon immediately said, "Young Master, shall we also go to Xiaoxiang Pavilion?"
"What's that?" Xiao Wu was a little overwhelmed.
"The eldest young master and the eldest lady have gone. Jeongon said, "I'll bring them over." ”
"Then why do I have to go too?" Xiao Wu was a little upset.
Quan Gon looked at his young master's unkind face, and hurriedly said, "Isn't this that the young master likes this? And the eldest young master also said it, the young master said it, it's wonderful there." ”
Xiao Wu slapped his forehead, he got it, he didn't want to have any more heroes in the Song Capital, and said loudly to Quan Gon, "I'm not going!
Quan Gon didn't know how he made the young master unhappy, and suddenly remembered something, "Young master, have you cultivated the Buddhist exercises?"
"What's that?" Xiao Wu asked from the room.
"What the eldest young master said, said that the young master may not go, because you have practiced Buddhism and need to abstain from sex. Jeon sneered.
"Rub the Buddhist Exercises!" Xiao Wu said depressedly, "Besides, young master, I have practiced Buddhist exercises, do I have to quit sex, young master, I'm not interested!"
Jeongon's mouth opened wide and his face changed several times, but in the end he didn't make a sound, but turned and ran outside.
Xiao Wu didn't care when he saw it, waved his hand, and scolded in his mouth, "NND, is the young master the kind of person who visits the Qinglou every day?
As he spoke, Xiao Wu sat cross-legged on the bed. He thought about it again, and took out a set of array flag array disks, this is a set of spirit gathering arrays in exchange for the sect, the effect is average, but it is better than the formation covering, and it can gather spiritual power.
Xiao Wu raised his hand to make a simple arrangement, and was about to start cultivating, when he suddenly heard a knock on the door.
Xiao Wu sensed that Zhang Lanying and Xiao Zicheng were in front of the door, and there was Quan Gon with a tangled face behind him.
"What's the matter?" Xiao Wu was a little confused, so he had to open the formation and walk out the door.
Without waiting for Xiao Wu to speak, Zhang Lanying grabbed Xiao Wu's sleeve, her face full of nervousness, "Wu'er, you tell your mother, have you practiced Buddhism?"
“???”
Xiao Wu was a little confused, why did he open his mouth to ask about this? But he had indeed cultivated the "Thousand Hands and Thousand Eyes Buddha Gong" and the "Golden Body Technique", Xiao Wu nodded mechanically.
Zhang Lanying was anxious, and looked back at Xiao Zicheng, "What can I do, what can I do!"
Xiao Zicheng's face was also a little dark, and he only heard Zhang Lanying continue, "Oh, Wu'er, or we won't practice." ”
Why? What's the situation? Didn't you just be proud of me?
But he heard Xiao Zicheng snort coldly, and said to Zhang Lanying, "Hmph!
Zhang Lanying was furious, and said angrily at Xiao Zicheng, "What's the matter? Am I in a hurry? Your old Xiao family is going to die!"
Xiao Zicheng looked at Xiao Wu, and then stretched out his hand to pat him, "Child, cultivate hard." Immortality is a good thing, what kind of child do you want!"
Xiao Wu was confused, and said confusedly, "What does it mean for you two to sing and harmonize?"
Zhang Lanying immediately said, "Didn't Bai Feng say that you practiced Buddhism?"
Xiao Wu nodded, "That's right." ”
Zhang Lanying said again, "Then do you want to become a monk? Do you want to shave your degree? Do you want to quit women?"
"......, "Where is this?" Xiao Wu was speechless.
Xiao Zicheng answered, "Wu'er, it's okay, just go and repair!"
"I want to hug my grandson!" Zhang Lanying protested.
Xiao Zicheng groaned slightly, comforted Zhang Lanying and said, "In this way, let's marry a daughter-in-law for Wu'er in the next few days, and when we are pregnant, we will let him shave his head." ”
"Wait a minute, wait a minute!" Xiao Wu grasped the point a little, and the point was ...... I'm going to become a monk?
"Mom and Dad, let me say something first, I have practiced Buddhism, but I don't have to become a monk?"
Both of them let out a long breath, Zhang Lanying smiled and scolded Quan Gon, "Bastard, isn't the young master not a monk?"
Xiao Wu also looked at Quan Gon, and said with a scare in his mouth, "You dare to talk nonsense, you see that I will kill you later." ”
Quan Gon looked at the family and was about to cry, "Master, madam, I didn't say it! I didn't say that the young master was going to become a monk!"
"Didn't say that?" Xiao Wu asked.
"Not really!" affirmed Jeongon.
Xiao Wu looked at his parents again, his eyes were full of exploration, how did this misunderstanding come about?
Xiao Zicheng stroked his beard and thought for a moment, "Quan Gong, you say what you just said again." ”
Quan Gon hurriedly said, "I said that the young master will not go to the Qinglou. ”
Next sentence. "Xiao Zi became enlightened.
"The eldest young master said that the young master has practiced the Buddhist exercises. ”
"One more sentence. ”
"I asked the young master why he didn't go to the Qinglou. ”
Xiao Wu couldn't help but say, "And then?"
"I said that the young master said that he has practiced Buddhism and has no interest in women. Quan Gon said confidently, and then looked at Xiao Wu, as if he had said word for word.
"I'll go! I didn't say it!" Xiao Wu defended.
"You said it, not a word is good. Jeon said.
"I said I wasn't interested, I didn't say I wasn't interested in women. Xiao Wu argued.
"The eldest young master said it, you went to the Qinglou before. But after practicing Buddhism, I won't go. You also said that you are not interested......"
"Mom and Dad, listen to my explanation......" Xiao Wu hurriedly said.
saw Zhang Lanying sigh and said, "Alas, Wu'er, you are not interested in women anymore, it is better to become a monk!"
Saying that, Zhang Lanying had tears in her eyes and said to Xiao Zicheng, "Master, the concubine is not very old, otherwise, let's give you another one for the Xiao family." ”
Xiao Zicheng's face darkened, but he didn't say anything, he was also considering the feasibility of his wife's proposal.
"Wait a minute!Wait a minute!" Xiao Wu found out that something was wrong, and his parents were planning to have a second child, and he had no objection to having a second child, but the problem was ...... The problem is that I didn't even want to become a monk, although I wasn't ready to marry...... I can't say this, the problem is a misunderstanding!
Xiao Wu quickly organized his language, quickly grasped the key point, and said loudly, "I'm interested in women!"
The two parents looked at him and wondered, "Really interested?"
Xiao Wu couldn't think about it, but raised his right hand, raised four fingers, and said firmly, "Very interested!"
The two of them glared at Quan Gon again, and Quan Gon was a little panicked and defended, "Then why don't you go to the Qinglou?"
Xiao Wu's whole person is a bit square, Made, is there a connection between this?, "Why do I have to go to the Qinglou if I'm interested?"
The two of them looked at Quan Gon again, but Quan Gon said with confidence, "Young Master, you have been living in the Qinglou for the past few years!
Xiao Wu argued, "I'm not interested in Qinglou!"
"Then you are not interested in women!" Quan Gon felt that he was in danger now, the young master was not at home, and his family status had plummeted, if he lied to his wife and master again, Quan Gon would not dare to think about it, at this time, there was only a problem with biting Xiao Wu!
"I'm interested!"
"Then you'd go!"
"I'm not going!"
"If you don't go, you're not interested!"
......
Looking at Zhang Lanying's worried eyes, Xiao Wu couldn't bear it, and finally his eyes were red, and he stretched out his index finger to Quan Gon little by little, Quan Gon was a little scared, but he stiffened his neck.
Xiao Wu sighed angrily, "Okay, okay! I'll go, I'll go, right?"
Zhang Lanying's face softened, and even smiled. Xiao Zicheng's face was also much ruddy.
Zhang Lanying even turned to Quan Gong and smiled, "Go, go to Xiao Fang to pay 10,000 taels of silver in the account room!"
Jeon excitedly agreed, and ran out, he hadn't seen such a large amount of money in a long time.
Xiao Wu wanted to cry without tears, and saw his parents leave with relief. Xiao Wuxin said, "What kind of father and mother is this? What am I? Ordered to visit the Qinglou?"