Chapter 243: Dirty Talk and Deception

The little girl was frightened by Xiao Wu's face, and sat there with her fingers constantly intertwined, her eyes full of worry, and her eyes were red as she stared at Xiao Wu.

"It's over, it's time to directly refine the Soul Nourishing Stone into a flying sword. Xiao Wu sighed, regretting that he shouldn't have softened for a while......

Looking at this girl again, Xiao Wu sighed and said, "That, girl, look, that's what happened." It's not that I'm not your father, I have to be your mother. ”

"Auntie~?" the little girl shouted timidly.

"I'll wipe it!" Xiao Wu scolded directly.

"What do you mean by me rubbing?" the little girl wondered.

"Hey, that's a dirty word, don't learn this. Xiao Wu hurriedly waved his hand.

"Oh. The little girl nodded obediently.

Xiao Wu put his hand in his hair and pulled it one by one, what do you say?

He pondered his thoughts, "Well, look, what do you think of my appearance?"

The little girl looked at it with a wink, gave a thumbs up, and said, "Handsome!"

"Mm-hmm", Xiao Wu nodded and said, "Wait a minute, although you are right, but this is not the point......"

The little girl was happy in her heart, and her mother seemed very happy when she said this? She also had such a word in her mind just now, although she did not understand the meaning very well.

Xiao Wu was almost led astray, "You see, I look like I'm seventeen or eighteen years old." Xiao Wu pointed to himself, and then pointed to the little girl and said, "Look at you again, you are fourteen or fifteen years old." ”

The little girl's eyes were full of questions, "Can't you?"

Xiao Wu nodded solemnly, "No." Unless, I gave birth to you when I was three years old. Most people don't have to have children until they are in their twenties. ”

The little girl looked at Xiao Wu with wide eyes, and suddenly clapped her hands and exclaimed, "Ah! Mom is so amazing!"

"I'll go!"

"Where are you going?"

"Not going anywhere!"

"Then mom said she was going. ”

It's just a dirty word. ”

"I'll go!"

"Nima, don't learn this from me~!"

"Nima!"

"That's a dirty word, too!"

"Oh, can't this be learned?"

"Yes, swearing, good children can't learn. ”

"But my mother had spoken three times in a while. ”

"I'll rub!"

"Four times!"

"Hey, how come you're born to count?"

"Can mom swear?"

"I'm not your mother. ”

"Auntie......"

"Oh, I'll go!"

"Is that a swear word too?"

"Yes. ”

"Five times. ”

“......”

"Mom, why don't you speak?"

"I want to swear, but I'm afraid you'll learn it. ”

"Then mom don't swear!"

"No, I just want to swear at the moment. ”

"Well, then mom said, I don't study. ”

"I'm not your mother......"

"Auntie......"

“......”

"Mom, you don't talk again. ”

"I'm not a mom. ”

"Ah ......"

"It's not an aunt either. ”

"Dad. ”

“...... Alas, forget it, Daddy is Daddy. ”

The little girl burst out laughing, threw herself into Xiao Wu's arms, and said happily, "Dad~!"

Xiao Wu hugged the little girl and said tiredly, "Alas, I didn't expect that I, Xiao Wu, thousands of miles away from home, would have such a big daughter...... I'm such a winner in life!"

The little girl's eyes flickered, and when she heard Xiao Wu say this, her body slowly became smaller, and after a while, it became less than one meter two in height, and she looked like a seven or eight-year-old girl.

"This ...... Is it so casual?" Xiao Wu was shocked.

"Uh-huh, children can be changed at will, can't Daddy?" asked the little girl. At this time, her blue dress has also become small, and her braids have become cute, and she is smiling and her dimples are deep.

Xiao Wu wanted to reply, "Men can't say no", but looking at this cute little girl, he finally smiled warmly, "My Lan'er is the best!" said and gently touched her head.

"Lan'er?" the little girl asked curiously.

I remember that the evil cultivator called her Miss Lan, but Xiao Wu didn't know what her name was.

Xiao Wu's eyes showed tenderness, and he gently pinched the little girl's cheek, which was soft and did not look like a ghost at all. She had lost her previous memories, perhaps not fond of remembering them. But isn't that good?

Xiao Wu smiled and said, "Well, you will be called Lan'er in the future." Xiao Lan'er, this will be your name from now on. ”

The little girl jumped up happily, and then like a gust of breeze, she flew around the house, and the laughter like silver bells echoed, "Giggles, my name is Xiao Lan'er~!

Xiao Wu smiled slightly and said softly, "It's not bad to have a daughter, it's like a butterfly wearing flowers, colorful." ”

"Butterflies?" the little girl thought for a while, and suddenly her body became illusory, and after a while, a flower butterfly appeared, with pale blue wings and beautiful yellow markings on it, fluttering its wings, flying in the house.

"Dad, do you like butterflies?"

Xiao Wu's eyes were straight, was he so willful?

"Daddy?" said the little girl crisply.

"It's okay, it's okay, my favorite is still my Lan'er!" Xiao Wu said with a smile.

As soon as the butterfly figure dispersed, she turned into the seven or eight-year-old girl again, grabbed Xiao Wu's hand, and grinned, "Dad is the best." ”

Xiao Wu smiled slightly, and the haze in his heart was swept away at this time. What Gu Chen, what evil cultivation, what slaughter village, at this moment seems to have become a distant background. Xiao Lan'er's hands were cold, but they made Xiao Wu feel warm.

Both of them are people who have lost everything, but at this moment, they seem to have each other.

"I, Xiao Wu, have a daughter, Xiao Lan'er. ”

Zhang Lanying's figure appeared in the small courtyard. Xiao Wu sensed it, his mother didn't get close, she just watched quietly there.

Xiao Wu was in retreat, and his parents didn't know how to practice before, so they would always come knocking on the door. And after a few times, they always come before eating, wait for Xiao Wu for a while, and when they see that Xiao Wu has no intention of leaving the customs, they will leave.

Xiao Wu's heart moved at this moment, and he said to Xiao Lan'er, "Lan'er, Dad will take you to see your grandparents." ”

"Grandparents?" Xiao Lan'er's eyes flashed with surprise, she not only has a father, but also a grandparents?

"Well, there's something we need to settle first. Xiao Wu groaned and asked, "Lan'er, when were you born?"

"Just now!" Xiao Lan'er replied strangely.

"No, no, no, you met your father when he was practicing. Xiao Wu corrected.

"But I'm obviously my father's egg. Xiao Lan'er said aggrievedly.

She even beckoned, and the soul-nourishing stone with a large human head flew in, Xiao Lan'er hugged it and handed it to Xiao Wu, "Na, there is still the smell of Lan'er on it!"

"Ahem," Xiao Wu is helpless, why do you tell others that others have to believe me when I lay eggs!

Xiao Wu said, "You and your grandparents have to say that your father met you!"

Xiao Lan'er pouted, "Dad is a liar." ”

"It's not right to lie, but you have to tell your grandparents that. Xiao Wu said.

"Dad taught Lan'er to deceive people. Xiao Lan'er said with a flat mouth.

"This is a benign deception!" Xiao Wu explained, "In short, you can't tell your grandparents directly." ”

"Oh~!" Xiao Lan'er replied and continued, "Lan'er is the egg that Dad picked up on the road. ”

"Don't talk about eggs. Xiao Wudao.

"Lan'er was picked up by her father. Saying that, Xiao Lan'er's little face was a little lost.

"Alas!" Xiao Wu's heart softened, "You can say whatever you want, whatever." "Take a hundred plating and read the latest chapter of "Great God Don't Laugh Claw Book House" for free for the first time.