Chapter 809: The Aesthetics Are Different
"This Zhenwu is really getting more and more ignorant, and he sent a few broken tea leaves to ask for peaches, and he has to be half-full, so big breath.
Hmph, doesn't he know how important Pan Tao is to Heavenly Court and Niangniang?"
Yaochi, the Jade Emperor walked around the hall, angrily counting Lu Chuan, who had just left.
The Queen Mother smiled and quietly looked at the "furious" Jade Emperor.
After scolding for a long time, the Jade Emperor was a little short of words, and glanced at the Queen Mother with his eyes.
"Your Majesty can rest for a while when you are tired. ”
The Queen Mother smiled quietly.
The Jade Emperor sat down and said angrily: "You said that you just praised that kid for being sensible, and immediately, he did such an ignorant thing to dismantle the stage sincerely?"
"Okay, don't make a show, as long as your Journey to the West plan is successful and successful, it's worth it for the palace to pay a little peach. ”
The queen mother's eyes seemed to see through everything and said: "Your Majesty, you know this palace, and this palace is also very reasonable, not such a stingy person, right?"
The Jade Emperor coughed dryly and nodded: "Yes!"
"Besides, Emperor Zhenwu sent the holy tree Buddha tea to the palace to celebrate his birthday, which is private, and begging for the peach is for the great plan of the heavenly court, this is the public, obviously two different things, can't the palace still see these clearly?" said the queen mother.
The Jade Emperor looked at the Queen Mother in surprise.
He was obviously scolded just now, but in fact he was worried that Lu Chuan would come to ask for a peach recklessly, which would make the queen mother unhappy, so he deliberately scolded the queen mother to vent his anger to Lu Chuan to eliminate the disaster.
Don't look at him, this lady is usually gentle and noble, but she is the queen mother of the three realms of Muyi, and her means are powerful, which can be seen from her punishment of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl.
Not to mention those fairies, it is that several biological daughters are like mice and cats when they see the queen mother, and they have absolute majesty in heaven and family.
If she really holds a grudge against Lu Chuan, then Lu Chuan will not say that she will suffer, but at least she will have to suffer a lot.
Who knew that the Queen Mother was so good-tempered this time......
He was surprised, he has always been cold and majestic, sometimes he doesn't even give him face, the gods are all frightened when they see the queen mother, why is Lu Chuan so good at talking to her?
"That's it, just understand it. ”
The Jade Emperor got up and said, "I'm going to make arrangements, let Bai Wei guard the West Heavenly Gate, and then transfer Yang Jian to the sky." ”
"Your Majesty, you have no opinion on arranging Yang Jian to go to heaven to take charge of the Ministry of Justice, but there is something that must be said. ”
The Queen Mother's eyes flashed and said: "At the beginning, you were crowned Zhenwu, although it was also that kid who was angry, but there were still people in the heavenly court who privately said that His Majesty was nepotistic.
However, as soon as the wind blew last time, it was suppressed by the main palace, and the tongue-talker was pulled out of his tongue, and the immortal bones were drawn, and he was never allowed to ascend to the heavenly realm again, and this time he ......"
The Jade Emperor's expression sank slightly.
Indeed, Lu Chuan and Long Ji were hindered by the heavens, and in order to have one less excuse to be attacked, they separated.
Although the label of the Heavenly Court Horse is very light, it is still on Lu Chuan.
Later, when Lu Chuan was first enthroned as a true martial artist, there were almost people who brought up the old things, but fortunately, the queen mother dealt with it decisively, and Lu Chuan did a few big things to prove his ability to make those voices disappear.
"Then let others go up first, and if something goes wrong, then find Yang Jian. "The Jade Emperor said.
The queen mother muttered: "It's not bad to deal with it like this, it's just that Yang Jian's relationship with you has always been cold, Your Majesty is sure that Yang Jian will listen to the order to heaven?"
The Jade Emperor thought for a moment and then walked away: "Even if he doesn't want Yunhua to come, he will let him come." ”
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"You're so bold, you have to take care of ...... peach"
Halfway through, Long Ji said speechlessly: "Half full, do you know what the consequences of angering the queen mother will be?"
"What, worried?"
Lu Chuan followed with his hands behind his back.
"Don't talk nonsense, this time it's your luck, don't be so reckless in the future, find ......me beforehand," Long Ji instructed.
"Luck, recklessness?"
"Isn't it?"
"Of course not, let me tell you that today I occupy at least two of the right places and people, how can you say that you are not successful?"
Lu Chuan smiled: "If it were past today, hehe, I might not dare to open this mouth." ”
In addition to the right time, place and people, he also has the legitimate light of the Journey to the West plan, which makes the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother unable to refuse as an excuse.
It turned out that in the Journey to the West, they set up the entire Pan Tao Garden for this plan, this time the old cow had no mouth blessing, and was directly beaten down, so he will enjoy this mouth blessing!
He was sure that this time, even if he ate half of the garden, the Queen Mother of Peach would have no opinion.
Long Ji was also a little surprised: "I'm also surprised that the queen mother actually agreed to you, you must know that we, as princesses, don't eat what we want......
Lu Chuan opened his eyes and smiled: "So my mother is better to me than you biological daughters, are you envious and jealous?"
Long Ji snorted, "I think you want to be beaten." ”
"I'm afraid you won't make it, I haven't seen you for a long time, just looking for a chance to compete?" Lu Chuan smiled with a smile.
Long Ji suddenly turned around and said, "It's here!"
Lu Chuan looked up and saw that he really arrived at the peach orchard, the peach tree branches were luxuriant, high into the sky, the branches were fruitful, the breeze blew through the peach fragrance for ten miles, and the people who smelled it were salivating.
At the entrance of the garden stood a group of heavenly soldiers.
"See the emperor and princess!"
The commander of the heavenly soldiers saluted after seeing the two of them, and said: "Pan Taoyuan is a forbidden place in the heavenly realm, and idle people are not allowed to approach, dare to ask the two of you what you are doing?"
Long Ji said: "The queen mother has an order, and there must be no mistake in letting Emperor Zhenwu enter Pan Taoyuan to perform official duties." ”
As he spoke, he pulled out a token.
When the commander saw it, he immediately got out of the way: "Emperor, please." ”
Lu Chuan took two steps and found that Long Ji hadn't moved, so he turned around and made a look: "Let's go together!"
Ryuji thought about it and followed.
As soon as you enter the park, you will see peach trees everywhere, and each tree is full of peaches.
Longji shouted, "Land, land?"
A land greeted him: "Princess, don't call Xiaoxian here, why are you here again, but there are not enough peaches in the Pan Tao Society?"
Long Ji said: "There is something, let me introduce you, this is the Emperor Zhenwu next to me, he has something to do now, you can remove your people from the garden......"
"Emperor Zhenwu, oops, disrespectful and disrespectful. The land was shocked and hurriedly said.
Lu Chuan bowed his head lightly: "Stand down!"
"Yes, yes, yes!"
The land said hello, and called out all the weeders, insects, and water carriers in the peach orchard.
Lu Chuan began to wander around the garden, looking for the peach that ripened once in 9,000 years.
Long Ji followed and asked, "No, what are you going to eat so many peaches for?"
"Cultivation. ”
Lu Chuan's eyes lit up as he spoke, and he flew up a tree: "Presumably this is a nine-thousand-year-old peach, right?"
As he spoke, he picked a peach, wiped his hair, and couldn't wait to nibble on it.
Long Ji hurriedly said: "The peach contains terrifying spiritual power, it takes seven days to refine one with your Taoism, it is beneficial and harmless to yourself, and you are half-full......."
Lu Chuan smiled: "Don't worry, I know these in my own heart, don't be stunned, just eat it, just push it on me when the time comes." ”
Long Ji caught a peach thrown by Lu Chuan, looking helpless.
"Daughter-in-law, you are so good-looking. ”
Lu Chuan said while staring at Long Ji while eating.
Looking down from the tree, he suddenly remembered that the monkey had frozen the seven fairies when he stole the peach and then left, but this is normal, after all, this person and the monkey have different aesthetics.
The Seven Fairies look good from a human point of view, but in the eyes of the Sun Monkey, there is not much difference between a man looking at seven female monkeys who can't move.
There is no impulse at all, maybe the attraction is not as big as seven peaches!
"You're looking at the wrong thing, and you're definitely not thinking of anything good. ”
Long Ji raised his hand angrily after seeing Lu Chuan staring at him, and with a whoosh, a peach split over.
Lu Dijun was a thief, so he quickly dodged and slipped to another tree and said, "Don't talk nonsense, how do you know that I don't think of good things?"
Long Ji snorted and turned to leave.
Lu Chuan shook his head, gnawed on the peach wholeheartedly, and suddenly looked up sharply to understand something.
Madame, listen to me, it's not what you think......
Lu Chuan stayed overnight in Pan Taoyuan that night.
The next morning, after Long Ji entered the park, she found that the big peaches on a tree were gone in the 9,000-year-old Pan Tao Park, and only a few small peaches were left hanging......
"One, two, three...... Three hundred and twenty-one!"
Under the three hundred and twenty-two trees, she saw Lu Chuan sitting cross-legged as she wished, her hands sealed, and a scorching fire light flowed outside her body.
"Samadhi True Fire?"
Long Ji was surprised, she saw that Lu Chuan was suppressing the peaches in his body so that they would not release their spiritual power.
Soon, Lu Chuan slowly opened his eyes.
Long Ji exclaimed, "Why don't you refin?"
Lu Chuan helped the tree up: "I still have something to do, I'll find Taishang Laojun first, and I'll talk about this later." ”
Without saying a word, Lu Chuan turned into a streamer and headed towards Tushi Palace.
In the Tushi Palace, Lu Chuan went straight to the alchemy room.
"Zhenwu?"
Lao Jun was surprised and said, "Why are you here, the evil pill has not been refined yet." ”
Lu Chuan glanced at the alchemy furnace, and saw that the shelves around him were full of gourds, and Lu Chuan knew that they were all Sheng Dan, which were full of elixirs.
Lao Jun said vigilantly: "What do you want to do?"
Lu Chuan said: "Laojun, if I ask something, you must answer me truthfully." ”
"What's the matter?" said Taishang, in surprise.
Lu Chuan said: "If, I mean, if I eat a lot of golden pills and peaches supplemented by Samadhi True Fire refining, is it possible to cultivate the incorruptible body of Vajra?"
He remembered that the monkey had done this, but then he had gone through a process in which he was thrown into the gossip furnace and calcined for forty-nine days.
Lu Chuan now didn't know if the monkey had cultivated the Vajra Indestructible Body before this, or after that.
"Da Luo Jinshen, how do I know this, but theoretically I can, what, do you want to ......?"
Taishang stroked his beard and said in a deep voice, suddenly startled and stretched out his arms to stop Lu Chuan and said, "I'll tell you, don't think about beating me Jin Dan's idea......"
"It turns out that it's Jin Dan over there. ”
Lu Chuan couldn't help laughing and said, "Okay, okay, I don't make up my mind, borrow, I'll borrow it, right?"
"Get me out!"
"Don't, change, I'll change my career, my evil pill can be exchanged for a few eight-turn golden pills?"
"Two!" Taishang said indignantly.
"What, my Tengu bloodline is worth two?"
Lu Chuan said angrily: "You are a traitor, no, this is too little, I want more gold pills this time, how can I give me this elixir, make a condition!"
"A shelf?"
Taishang's eyes widened: "You are serious, no god has ever played like this before, be careful to play you to death." ”
Lu Chuan said: "Nonsense, who is joking with you, I will send your golden pill with a belly of peaches now, by the way, this is the need of the Jade Emperor's plan to travel to the west......"
Taishang laughed: "Little trick, don't move out of the Jade Emperor to oppress people, but I helped you with this favor, but you also owe me the favor of the old way, and you will pay it back." ”