Chapter 579: Planet (3 (214 tips and changes for Beishan Youlu))
After Rong Xian perfunctory Reggie and the others, she refused their send-off and left in the night.
The gloomy night can easily cause people to feel uneasy and fearful, but Rong Xian has not changed at all.
Her steps were unhurried, her steps light and soundless, no less than the cat.
Then, her body melted into the night, dissolving into nothingness.
In this world, Rong Xian was startled when she just woke up, because she was about to celebrate her 4.6 billion birthday.
That's right, she has a well-known name, Earth.
The whole world called her numb.
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However, before Rong Xian could get used to it, she discovered a terrible thing.
- A cat has invaded the Earth.
That's right, you heard it right, the cats have invaded Earth.
They quickly replace all kinds of pets to invade human life by selling cuteness, and their arrogant personality coupled with harmless appearance and elusive personality have attracted the attention of humans.
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Dignitaries from all over the world fight every day over whose cat owner is more cute, and the small dried fish on the market are quickly sold out once they are on the market.
The business of small dried fish is so hot, many businessmen have changed their careers to make small dried fish, fishermen in coastal areas because of the large market demand, unscrupulously catch all kinds of fish, and if they do not stop, marine fish will soon become extinct.
In order to make all kinds of cat climbing frames and cat scratching boards for the cat owners, the lumberjacks also found many valuable trees to cut down, and the forest could only hear the sound of sawing wood, and the illusion was greatly damaged, the soil erosion was serious, and the yellow sand was all over the sky.
The dogs were completely useless except to guard the door, and humans lost one of their most loyal friends.
Human beings lick their faces to please the cat master, just to be able to touch, suck, and then pinch the pink and tender little meat pad, and life is completely no regrets.
Human beings have no intention of working, and they are addicted to sucking cats, as if they are addicted to drugs, and they will feel uncomfortable if they don't smoke for a day.
The world is slowly regressing every day, but the proper cat owners who are being served are secretly planning to occupy the earth, keep the shovelers in captivity, and only serve them in the future, making fragrant dried fish for them.
Cat owners: Such a good craft, you must raise it to make dried fish!
Earth Xian: "......" felt like she was in a fairy tale.
As cats come to Earth, Earth Xian realizes the danger and emerges consciously, ready to throw out these creatures that are ready to invade her head-on.
And at this time, there was a murder, and the cause of death of those dead was too familiar, and at a glance, I knew that it was the cats who did it!
When Earth Xian came here to prepare to catch the murderer directly, he accidentally discovered the big boss, the emperor of the cats, referred to as the cat emperor.
It is clear that this cat emperor is spying on humans, and if there is evidence against the cat, it will be destroyed immediately.
Thinking of this, she frowned slightly.
Humans certainly won't believe in the machinations of the cats, who have been conquered by their soft fur, pink pads, and warm bellies.
But these cats have already broken the law, how can they be put in jail?
She thought about things as the figure stopped.
The street lights overhead flickered and lit up completely.
Only then did Rong Xian see a few cats under the street lamp.
The cat with the crown just now was outside, and there were other colorful wild cats surrounding the Elvis Emperor.
Seeing Rong Xian, the Cat Emperor was obviously stunned, and then quickly regained his calm and arrogance.
Earth's eyes darkened, and he said in a solemn tone: "Is Your Majesty still inspecting the territory so late?"
The Elvis Emperor shook his fur, his furry mouth opened slightly, and said, "Meow." â
Seeing that Rong Xian's expression became delicate, its beard trembled, and it spoke: "You want to stop me?"
Rong Xian replied, "I don't know what Your Majesty is called?"
The Cat Emperor stepped on the ground and said in high spirits: "Lu." â
It condescended and said, "I give you the right to call me by my name on an equal footing. â
Rong Xian smiled lowly, took two steps forward and squatted on the ground, gently took the front paws of the Lu Cat Emperor, and made a kiss salute...... Didn't kiss it.
Lu Maohuang looked confused: "Isn't there still an inch of ......"? Why don't you continue?
Rong Xian let go of the hand that grabbed the Lu Cat Emperor, slowly stood up, took out a wet towel from her arms and wiped her hands seriously, and said in a cold and serious tone: "I think it's time for you to leave the earth." â
The Lu Cat Emperor was full of fighting spirit, like a general who was about to put on armor and go into battle, and said with great ambition: "Don't let me leave, this is my future country, and I will lay down this country to marry the queen." â
Rong Xian: Very good, really thoughtful.
Rong Xian was silent for a long time, and couldn't help but say, "With all due respect, are you going to use dried fish to fight the country?"
After a dead silence, the Lu Cat Emperor meowed, and said angrily: "Cats don't use such useless means. â
It moved its mouth, and when it wanted to say something, Rong Xian said with a serious face: "You think about whose territory you are standing on now before you speak." â
The Lu Cat Emperor swallowed the swear words very mightily, and said arrogantly: "As long as you open your body and accept my entry, I will give you a title." â
This is very misleading.
Rong Xian's expression remained unchanged, and Shi Shiran said: "I saw your escort legions, that is, they killed humans, if you continue to let them go, I will use my own means to punish them." â
Lu Mao Huang was puzzled: "In this world, more than human beings are your children, all living beings are your children, why don't you hold grievances for those creatures and plants that are eaten, and just stare at human beings?"
Rong Xian said meaningfully: "Because human beings stand at the top of the food chain. â
"But those men killed my people. Lu Mao Emperor said angrily.
How can those damned humans not take revenge after abusing its people and brutally killing them.
Rong Xian smiled slightly: "After all, those people are only a minority, and the laws and regulations of the human world will punish them." But the recklessness of your legion upsets me. â
She turned her head and naturally revealed the topic, as if casually asking, "Are you sure Your Majesty will not leave?" You know, I will not let your people mess around. â
Lu Mao Huang looked gloomy, who knew that the world of this planet had a mature consciousness.
It said arrogantly: "I can not make trouble, but I have one condition. â
Rong Xian said good-naturedly: "Please speak." â
The Lu Mao Emperor said: "I want to ascend the throne and become the emperor of the human country, and I want the whole world to see my handsome figure, so that the civilizations of other planets will know that this world has been contracted by me." â
The corners of Rong Xian's mouth twitched, it was the first time she had seen a cat boasting about herself like this.
Well, cats are this kind of arrogant and narcissistic character, and they can't be changed.