The Bull Demon King opened his mouth and replied: "Children are just when they grow their bodies, so it should be faster." The voice turned into a line and spread far away.

Suddenly, an angry roar came: "Dead cow, where are you really in the fox?!"

The angry roar frightened the Bull Demon King and the Jade-faced Princess, the Bull Demon King's face turned blue and white for a while, and the Jade-faced Fox also shrank his head in fear.

The roar continued: "Come back to the old lady and go to Tianmen Mountain to see her son, he shouldn't grow up so fast." ”

The Bull Demon King replied softly: "I'm not drinking in Moyun Cave, I'm drinking in Bibo Pond! Just now, the jade face sent a message to me, saying that you were looking for me." ”

The jade-faced princess quietly pinched the waist of the Bull Demon King with her fingers.

"Hehe~" Two sneers came, and said, "Are you going?"

The Bull Demon King hurriedly replied, "I'll go!

The Bull Demon King got up from the bed of the jade-faced princess and said in an urn voice, "I'll go back first!"

The jade-faced princess stood up, gently sorted out the battle armor for the Bull Demon King, and said softly: "The king will go early and return early." He gently kissed the Bull Demon King's cheek.

The Bull Demon King narrowed his eyes comfortably and said, "Little beauty, wait for the king to come back." He turned and walked out, not noticing a strawberry mark on his face.

The Bull Demon King walked out of the cave, the jade-faced princess snorted twice, with schadenfreude in her eyes, turned around and lay lazily on the bed, and continued to watch "The Great Sage of Love", this monk is very interesting!

After the plot, Lingshan Arhat King Kong came to arrest Tang Sanzang, who killed the eighteen Arhats of Lingshan, and the demons who were influenced by Tang Sanzang learned that Tang Sanzang wanted to move a group of Arhats, but they were killed and injured one by one under the hands of Arhat King Kong.

In front of the mobile phone, a Taoist priest looked at this scene and said with a smile: "It's really ironic! Tang Sanzang has influenced the demon, but the demon can't influence the Dharma Protector Vajra." Tsk~"

Rulai's face was also ugly, and the Lingshan Buddhas hated it, but they couldn't do anything.

The next plot development, seeing this blood-stained scene, the angry Tang Sanzang's lips trembled and said, "I love you for 10,000 yuan!"

The golden hoop stick burst into the golden light, and flew into Tang Sanzang's hand with a bang, Tang Sanzang rushed into the Arhat group with the golden hoop stick in his hand and killed him.

Inside the inn on Journey to the West, Zhu Bajie asked, "Master, what will you do if you encounter this situation?"

Tang Sanzang clasped his hands together and recited: "Amitabha" said: "Buddha King Kong, with his own compassionate heart, will not happen." ”

Sun Wukong sneered: "Monk, have you forgotten Guanyin in Tianmen Mountain?" or have you forgotten the green lion of Wuji Country acting on the orders of Manjushri?"

Tang Sanzang was silent for a moment and said: "If this is the case, they are not the Vajra Protectors of the Buddhist Gate, and the poor monks should be the protectors of the Buddha, just like the green lions at the beginning." ”

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Next is the plot of Tang Sanzang and Yue Meiyan living together in the monster, Tang Sanzang learned to be a monster, Yue Meiyan presided over the housework, and lived at home, and even went out to rob with the monster, completely integrated into the monster.

Chang'an Li Shimin saw this scene and said speechlessly: "Most of Zhang Mingxuan's movies are well-founded, I didn't expect you to be such a royal brother." ”

On the way to the west, Zhu Bajie haha said: "Master, I have experience as a monster and an old pig, do you want me to teach you?"

Tang Sanzang was speechless and said, "Shut up! How can a poor monk be in the company of demons?"

"Hmm!" Zhu Bajie, Sun Wukong, and Sha Wujing turned their heads to look at Tang Sanzang.

Tang Sanzang immediately shrunk his neck and whispered, "You are all sacred, not monsters?"

Sha Wujing said dissatisfiedly: "Master, sentient beings are fair, it is not right for you to discriminate against monsters like this. Have you forgotten the poor banshee inside the Tianmen Mountain Foot Therapy Retreat and the Red Sleeves?"

Zhu Bajie looked at Tang Sanzang in disbelief and said, "Master, you also went to the Red Sleeve Recruit Foot Massage Club? ”

Sun Wukong grinned and said: "I have long known that he is not a serious monk, and he was still teasing the demon fairies passing by, but fortunately Guanyin helped to relieve the siege." ”

The white dragon horse also stared at Tang Sanzang in disbelief, I didn't expect you to be such a master?!

Tang Sanzang was annoyed and said angrily, "Shut up! The last time the matter of the demon immortal was a misunderstanding. In Tianmen Shanfang City, the poor monks went to the foot massage club and the Red Sleeve Trick to explain the Dharma to the poor banshee there.

Amitabha Buddha is a poor monk who lost his words, and there are indeed good people in the monsters. ”

Sun Wukong and the others gave Tang Sanzang a look of contempt, you make it up!

The screen continued to play, and at night, Tang Sanzang was wearing a strange spider-like dress, jumping up and down in the deep forest to practice his skills, not only did he have no power but looked very funny, and the audience in front of the mobile phone let out a haha laugh.

Tianmen Mountain Jinyang also smiled and said: "This monk is so stupid, he thinks that he can spin silk by wearing clothes like spiders." ”

Zhang Mingxuan smiled and said, "It's not impossible!"

"Ah~" Jin Yang looked at Zhang Mingxuan in surprise.

Zhang Mingxuan smiled and said, "I'll tell you a story about Spider-Man in the future." ”

Jin Yang nodded again and again, and said with a smile: "Okay!

A little fluorescence floated in front of Tang Sanzang, Tang Sanzang stopped, turned his head to look at the place where the fluorescence floated from, a big tree in the distance bloomed brightly at night, and a big egg sat on a branch.

A teenager in front of the mobile phone saw this scene and shouted happily: "It's that egg, the egg where Yuchen is, I like Sister Yuchen the most, she plays Bai Suzhen very beautifully." ”

Da Chitian, the Taishang Sage also looked at the phone screen, and muttered to himself: "This egg is very weird! It has appeared before, and she also led away the tree demon to rescue Tang Sanzang, she should be the key to breaking the game, is it possible that she is still a descendant of some great god?"

Elysium, the Buddha said with a bitter face: "Zhang Mingxuan has blackened our Buddhism very miserably! This woman in the egg will not be another love disaster?"

Zhun Ti Buddha said with a smile on his face: "Senior Brother Tongtian has received a good apprentice, having a Zhang Mingxuan is better than getting a few quasi-saints, I really want to grab it!"

Zhun Ti pondered for a while and said: "I guess the woman in the egg is black from our Buddhism, such as the Peacock Daming King Bodhisattva, he was born from the egg. ”

The receiver's eyes widened suddenly, and he said, "No...... Kong Xuan is a man. ”

Zhun Ti said with a smile: "It's good to have such a thing, but it's a pity that Zhang Mingxuan doesn't have it." He himself often wears women's clothes, and he helps Kong Xuan change his gender in the movie, is there anything incredible?"

The corners of his eyes twitched twice, and his face full of bitterness became even more bitter and hateful.

Zhun Ti said regretfully: "It would be good if Senior Brother Tongtian expelled Zhang Mingxuan from the master's sect, and the poor monk was willing to accept him as a personal disciple." ”

There are many talents in the East!

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