Chapter 670: History Hidden in Mythological Stories
A moment later, as all the colorful light was inhaled into Su Mu's body, he also completed this visualization.
Exhaling a breath of turbidity, Su Mu felt very comfortable.
After those colorful rays of light entered his body, they were still working, making him feel like he was soaking in a warm spiritual fluid, and his body was absorbing energy from the inside out, which was extremely comfortable.
It's just that......
When he opened his eyes, he found that all the students in the temple, whether they were resting or busy with work, were staring at him.
This made Su Mu a little puzzled.
Today's new classmates just stared, why did Kevin and Lin Junjie also widen their eyes?
I've been visualizing statues, murals, steles, and other objects every day these days, shouldn't they have been accustomed to them a long time ago?
And their expressions are also quite strange, three points of surprise, three points of joy, and four points of excitement......
What the hell is going on?
Su Mu couldn't help frowning and asked, "Why are you looking at me like this?"
As soon as the words came out, his face suddenly changed.
Because the voice he spoke in was completely different from his usual voice.
It's more shrill, not to mention, but also a little charming, more like a woman's voice.
The classmates in the temple reacted even more after hearing his voice.
All excited.
"Wow, what a crisp voice!"
"Oh oh, oh, the voice of the good royal sister, I can't bear it. ”
"The women's clothing boss adds false sounds, it's really difficult to distinguish between male and female...... Teacher Su is awesome, and he loves it. ”
"Love your sister, love, who is the women's clothing boss?
Su Mu was shocked, and hurriedly looked down to check his situation, only to find that his Qingchengshan school uniform had actually turned into a beautiful Hanfu skirt.
And this breast, this ass, this big white legs......
I said why is it empty down there and heavy on top, I am so ......
How did I become a woman?!
"I hate it, he's a pure man!"
This sentence not only made the students in the temple tremble, but also made Su Mu himself tremble.
More importantly, he suddenly remembered a joke he had seen on the Internet before.
Q: What if I become a woman?
A: Let the brothers be refreshed.
Su Mu subconsciously turned his head and glanced at Kevin, Lin Junjie and the others, only to see that they were looking at him happily, and he was suddenly shocked into a cold sweat.
Cool fart, cool, who dares to get close to Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu let him fly eggs and fight!
Swept away by Su Mu's cold gaze, the male classmates in the temple subconsciously clamped their legs.
Snap ...... No, it's terrible, I can't afford to mess with it.
It was also at this time that Su Mu broke his work because of fright, completely recovered from the afterglow of the visualization, and his body changed for a while, returning to his original appearance.
"It was just an illusion. ”
Su Muchang breathed a sigh of relief, and thought that when he visualized the lotus platform, he completely changed his sex.
That's more awesome than going to Siam to find their witch doctor to perform magic.
Su Mu was relieved, but a sigh of regret sounded inside the temple.
"Why did you change back?"
"Teacher Su still looks better in women's clothes!"
"Agreed, although the male version of Mr. Su is very handsome, the female version is more handsome and sassy!"
"It's a shame, but it's okay, I'm fine. ”
When Su Mu heard these words, he couldn't help but roll his eyes.
Is it a pity? Or do women's clothes look better?
Then why don't you wear women's clothes one by one?
And the one who said he was fine, you tell me clearly, where are you? I have a scalpel here, and I can help you out.
Also, why do some girls follow suit? Even more than boys, they look forward to seeing boys and women's clothes?
Su Mu didn't understand.
What girls like to see is not boys and women's clothes, but handsome boys wearing women's clothes.
Otherwise, you can change Baoqiang to try? Hmm...... It seems, it's quite flavorful?
More people are laughing and saying, "I've taken a picture, I've recorded a video." It's a pity that there is no network in the secret realm of Yuanqiao, otherwise it will definitely become popular if it is posted to the circle of friends and Douyin. Maybe Teacher Su can become the new 'Internet celebrity lady'. ”
Su Mu was shocked when he heard this.
"What? You still took pictures and videos? Quickly delete them for me! Amiya and Xiao Ai, supervise them for me, and if anyone dares not to delete them, let them experience the taste of the Thunder and Lightning King. ”
Inside the temple, there was a sudden mourning, and they counted down the mouthy guys.
Su Mu also saw this and knew that everyone dared to love him, and they all took pictures and videos of him?
Even Caimao, Tu Shan Mi Mi and Su Ye did the same!
"Go back and clean you up!" Su Mu glared at the traitors who were following everyone and said angrily.
Although everyone was unwilling, they didn't dare to disobey Su Mu's order, so they could only take out their mobile phones and delete the photos.
But among them, there are also people who are stealing fun.
The classmates next to them were puzzled, and Transyin asked, "The photos have been deleted, what are you still enjoying?"
The man said: "Hehe, Lao Tzu has two mobile phones, and they all took photos and videos just now, so I'll take one of them out and delete them now." ”
"You actually have two mobile phones? Phew, scumbag! Remember to pass me a copy when you get back. ”
And the students who took Su Mu to visualize and came to the opening quiz said proudly: "You didn't guess the appearance of Mr. Su's visualization, so this dealer takes all." ”
The guesser suddenly stopped, and protested nonsense: "Why do you take it all? I just bet on Teacher Su to become a Bodhisattva, and he just turned into a women's clothing boss, isn't he a female Bodhisattva? So I won, you have to compensate me, hurry up!"
Without waiting for the dealer to speak, Su Mu preemptively said: "No, you lost, because the one I visualized the incarnation has nothing to do with the Bodhisattva, it is a fairy." ”
Immediately afterwards, he said to the dealer: "The old rule, the pumping is thirty percent." ”
The dealer sighed: "Teacher Su will make money, and if he doesn't do anything, he will take away thirty percent ......."
Su Mu said: "Don't talk nonsense, if you don't have me, can you make this guess?" I didn't say that you are three and I are seven, you are already very conscientious, you should be grateful." ”
The dealer did not dare to have any objections, so he could only say: "Yes, yes, grateful heart, thank you for having ......"
While talking, Lin Jian'e and the others came to Su Mu's side and asked curiously: "You visualize the lotus platform, how can you become a women's clothing boss? Could it be that this lotus platform is really transformed by a goddess immortal?"
Kevin was also asking, "It can't really be Nezha, right?"
Su Mu glanced at him angrily, and said, "Nezha is a man, okay! Otherwise, he can be the third prince? ”
"And what is this lotus platform?"
"Qingxia Cave Heavenly Immortal Aunt, Hongci Miaofa Yuanjun. ”
"Who? Why are they still two people?"
Kevin looked dazed, obviously very unfamiliar with this fairy grandmother and Yuanjun.
Lin Jian'e explained to him: "It's He Xiangu, a person. How did you learn history class?"
In Xiuzhen University, there are also history classes.
Because in the first and second secret realm advents, a lot of historical materials were destroyed, and we can only find out some truths about the advent of the secret realm from the history of barnyard officials and the legends of gods and monsters.
But obviously, Kevin's history class was not very good......
Kevin smiled awkwardly and said: "I usually sleep, it's not that I don't respect the teacher, it's really this lesson, it's too suitable for sleeping, if you don't sleep, it seems to be disobedient." ”
Believe in your wickedness!" everyone rolled their eyes in unison.
Kevin hurriedly changed the topic and complained to Su Mudao: "I know what you said about He Xiangu, what kind of immortal grandmother, Yuanjun, this is the same title as the guardian of the whole realm and the shackle breaker, so that people who don't know will be confused." ”
Su Mu said angrily: "You slept in class by yourself, and you didn't study the course well, blame me? I really doubt how you spent this history class." ”
Kevin wasn't worried at all.
"It doesn't matter if you can't pass the test, donate a building, or donate a laboratory. ”
"!"
A group of people raised their middle fingers at Su Mu.
Why are you talking about people?!
"Do you really know He Xiangu?" Lin Junjie asked Kevin, his expression a little suspicious.
Kevin was not happy: "Although I didn't take history class seriously, I still read the book, how could I not know He Xiangu? One of the Eight Immortals, the one of Lu Dongbin's three plays." ”
Lin Junjie said: "Stop! Lu Zu's third play is a white peony! Have you really read a history textbook?"
"What white Dan?"
"Fuck off!"
Su Ye and the others didn't pay attention to these two living treasures, looked at the lotus stone seat, and said: "It seems that when the second secret realm came, the eight immortals, or some of the eight immortals, had come to the Yuanqiao secret realm. ”
Su Mu nodded and said: "Do you still remember the legend of the Eight Immortals crossing the sea?" It is said that the Eight Immortals went to Penglai Immortal Mountain to run errands, and when they returned, they had a fight with the Dragon King of the East China Sea and had a big battle. ”
Su Ye immediately knew what he wanted to say, took over the words, and said, "Penglai Immortal Mountain, like Yuanqiao, Dai and Ershan, is one of the five overseas immortal mountains.
Do you suspect that when the Eight Immortals went to Penglai Immortal Mountain, it was during the second secret realm advent period, and they went to assist in the defense?
Later, after the battle, they left Penglai Immortal Mountain and went to other war zones, but when they were at sea, it happened that the secret realm of Yuanqiao reappeared, so they attacked here with other immortals, wanting to regain the lost territory?"
Su Mu nodded and said, "The current legends and stories are all artistically processed according to the events that happened in the temporary period of the first and second secret realms.
If both the parties and those in the know die early, then it is not impossible for the story to be spread and changed.
Otherwise, in our history lesson, the first section of the opening chapter says that we must find the truth of history in legends. ”
Xun Ling frowned and said, "No, if that's the case, then wouldn't the Dragon King of the East China Sea who fought with the Eight Immortals become bad?" Could it be that it is a demon god?"
Lin Jian'e pondered: "It's not impossible. When the first secret realm came, the Dragon King of the East China Sea also flooded Chentang Pass, forcing Nezha to kill himself. ”
Su Mu said: "The dragon king is not necessarily a demon god. What happened in the first and second secret realms has always been questioned and debated in the archaeological and historical circles.
Because after the two wars, the immortals were either killed or disappeared, and there were not many cultivators left, so there were not many historical materials left, and many folklore would be passed on.
It's like the disappearance of Yuanqiao, Dai and Ershan, it is said that it is because the giant of Longbo Kingdom fished away the giant turtle carrying the fairy mountain, but is this really the case?
So whether the dragon king is good or bad, whether he is a god or a demon, I'm afraid it can't be said clearly in a few words. ”
Everyone nodded silently, Su Mu's words did make some sense.
At this moment, a 'click' sound suddenly came from the side......