Chapter 215, the return of the Great Sage
Zhang Mingxuan coughed and said: "About five hundred years ago, a major event happened, a demon monkey made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, calling himself the Monkey King, majestic. ”
A group of people on the clouds all looked at Zhang Mingxuan, everyone knows this matter, that battle was very noisy!
On the way to the west, Sun Wukong was stunned for a moment, and said to himself: "Senior brother, are you talking about me?"
Zhang Mingxuan said: "But the good times did not last long, the Jade Emperor summoned the Buddha to suppress him, and this pressure is 500 years! And now the original Monkey King has come out, but he is honestly protecting a monk on his journey to the west. Is it a distortion of human nature or a moral degradation? Please see the documentary work "The Return of the Great Sage" below."
A grand voice sounded in the darkness: "Splash monkey, I will banish you to the Five Finger Mountain, and when you sincerely repent, you will come to the west to meet me again." ”
An unyielding voice responded: "Hehe~ My grandson will never bow to the enemy, otherwise I won't be called Monkey King!"
The curtain opens below, and a monkey in gold armor, holding a long club, and a long-haired male mouth stands on the edge of a cliff, with a red cloak fluttering behind him.
Everyone couldn't help but think of Sun Wukong when they looked at this scene, this is Monkey King.
On the way to the west, Sun Wukong also scratched his ears and cheeks and looked at the screen, playing my grandson.
The light grew brighter and brighter, and a monkey in a gray robe was shaking his cloak behind him, and said, "It's over, take off your clothes, and the rent is five taels." ”
"Poof~" Many people on the clouds squirted out drinks, slapped their legs and laughed, this reversal is too funny!
Yuchen laughed regardless of his image: "Haha~ It's so fun, it turned out that someone shook it." ”
The woman holding Jinyang also smiled and said, "There is still rent, he is not the Monkey King~"
Li Qingya also sneered: "It's a little interesting, it's on the stone, I thought it was a cliff!"
On the way to the west, Sun Wukong was also stunned, it was not the same as he imagined!
Tang Sanzang also shook his shoulders and chuckled in a low voice.
The Jade Emperor squirted out a mouthful of elixir and jade liquid, and said with a smile: "This gray-clothed monkey is Yuan Hong!"
Many immortals in Heavenly Court also recognized Yuan Hong's identity and smiled.
The monkey in golden armor jumped down from the stone and said, "I like Monkey King too much, give." He took a minot, and handed it to the monkey in a gray cloth.
Then he asked, "Brother Monkey, can I ask you something." ”
The gray-clothed monkey took the silver and put it on his waist: "Say!"
"Do you know Monkey King?"
"Yes. ”
The golden-armored monkey asked expectantly, "Where is it?"
"I don't know. ”
A few short conversations led to another burst of laughter.
The golden-armored monkey let out a stupid "oh!", and took out five taels of silver and handed it to the monkey in the gray cloth robe.
The gray-clothed monkey took the silver and said, "I really don't know!"
The golden-armored monkey took out another piece of silver and handed it over and said, "That's all I have, can you tell me if I'm really not there?"
The gray-clothed monkey unceremoniously took the silver, rolled his eyes and said, "I'm talking about I really don't know where Monkey King is?"
The audience was stunned, really not there? They all burst out laughing, really not there? It's so funny.
Even Li Shimin let out a few hearty laughs.
The little prince in the palace, the little princess rolled on the bed with a smile, it was so funny! The audience in front of the mobile phone laughed and shrugged their shoulders one by one.
Many people are laughing and clutching their stomachs, it really hurts their stomachs!
The golden-armored monkey complained, "Look at you monkey, how can you deceive the monkey." Forget it, I'll go find Monkey King myself. "Turn around and walk out.
The gray-clothed monkey said leisurely: "I didn't expect that there are still people who like Monkey King. ”
The golden monkey said: "I came to Wuzhi Mountain from Huaguo Mountain to find the Monkey King. ”
Gray-clothed monkey: "Huaguo Mountain, is the road close?"
Golden Monkey: "That's!"
The gray-clothed monkey circled around the golden-armored monkey twice and said, "But looking at your physical characteristics, no matter how you look like a horse, why do you worship a monkey?"
The golden armor monkey glared at him and said, "I'm a big horse monkey, a big horse monkey." ”
The gray-clothed monkey said, "You are an embarrassment to both horses and monkeys. ”
It caused a lot of people to laugh again, whether it was on the cloud or in front of the mobile phone, it exploded, in the Journey to the West world where the laughter is very low, this sketch simply makes people laugh and can't stop laughing.
On the way to the west, Sun Wukong scratched his ears and cheeks and said to himself: "It seems that there is really a race of horse monkeys in my Huaguo Mountain! Why didn't I find it so fun before!"
The big horse monkey said, "What's embarrassing? I'm a famous monkey." Thinking about the Monkey King back then, stepping on somersault clouds, holding a golden hoop stick, fighting with 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals for three days and three nights, and finally being pressed to Wuzhi Mountain by the Buddha, he was stunned and did not bow to the Buddha. ”
The gray-clothed monkey said, "You said it was so lively, what is the matter with you here?"
The golden monkey said proudly: "My grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather was the one who carried the flag for the Monkey King back then, and my grandfather could be regarded as above one person and below ten thousand people at that time." ”
Monkey in gray: "Your grandfather is the second-to-last, what do you have to be proud of?"
Li Qingxuan leaned on a table, twitched his shoulders and laughed: "It's so funny that one person is above and ten thousand people are below." ”
Jiang Jinxi also wiped her tears with a smile and said: "I have only heard of one person below, above ten thousand people, and this is the first time I have heard of this one person." ”
The red boys were laughing almost to the ground, and they all swayed from side to side with laughter.
Sun Wukong also let out a burst of laughter, and then said to himself: "Was it the big horse monkey who gave me the flag in the first place?" ”
The big horse monkey waved his hand and said, "Forget it, I won't tell you, I must find him myself." ”
The gray-clothed monkey asked, "No, what are you looking for Monkey King?"
The big horse monkey said: "I want to find him to avenge our monkey grandchildren, our Huaguo Mountain was occupied by the Bear Demon King, and the Bear Demon King has to eat a bowl of monkey brains every day, we are miserable!"
The gray-clothed monkey was stunned for a moment and said: "Then it's useless for you to look for him, let you down, he has been suppressed for five hundred years, his mana has been collected, and he can't help you." "Bending over looks lonely.
On the clouds, the red boy looked at the gray-clothed monkey and said, "He is the Monkey King!"
Many people in front of the mobile phone looked at the video and said: "He should be the Monkey King!"
At this time, an aunt dressed in white and holding a glass bottle walked up, and said with a hippie smile: "Great sage, great sage, why are you still inciting love?"
Luojia Mountain in the South China Sea, Guanyin looked at this familiar dress, the corners of her eyes kept twitching, and anger erupted in her eyes.
The big horse monkey raised his head and said, "Don't get excited, call me! He looked at his aunt and said, "Who are you?"