Chapter 51: The Spirit Stone You Sprayed Is My Poop
"Come on, come on, come and eat pine nuts. ”
Seeing Zhu Yunyu coming, Granny Shen stretched out her hand to greet Zhu Yunyu.
Compared with other mentors, Granny Shen has more fireworks here.
She specially circled a garden to grow some food, and hired mortals to take care of it, and unlike other people, Granny Shen eats three meals a day regularly, but not like a monk, but more like a mortal.
Zhu Yunyu was not polite, ran to Granny Shen's side, and ate all the pine nuts in Granny Shen's hand in one bite, and the other milk dolls immediately glared at Granny Shen.
These milk dolls have been sitting under the window every day since the first time Zhu Yunyu came, peeling pine nuts, peeling lotus pods, and eating fruits, Zhu Yunyu has never seen any changes in them, and after a long time, Zhu Yunyu has become accustomed to it.
"Is this also planted in the back mountains?"
While chewing pine nuts, Zhu Yunyu asked vaguely.
"Yes, but the solar terms in the back mountain are chaotic again, and I don't know what to eat in the world at this time. ”
Granny Shen sighed, with a look of regret, unlike other monks, she was extremely hungry, even if she occasionally knocked an elixir, it would taste good.
Zhu Yunyu was also stunned by this, but Granny Shen didn't want Zhu Yunyao's answer, after she finished speaking, she took out a strange thing from the Qiankun bag.
"I found this thing in the world a few days ago, you see, as long as you press it, the spirit stone will spit out. ”
Granny Shen said as she was very excited to show Zhu Yunyu.
That thing is actually a bit like a modern thermal weapon-gun, but there is no such thing in the cultivation world, and Zhu Yunyu naturally has never seen it, so he couldn't help but look at Granny Shen very curiously, and the muzzle of the gun fell out of the spirit stone.
The crystal clear spirit stones fell on the table one after another, mixed with the pine nuts, and the milk dolls suddenly yelled at Granny Shen very dissatisfied, and threw all those spirit stones on the ground, looking angry.
Granny Shen smiled embarrassedly, picked up the spirit stone again, stuffed it from the back of the thing, and then gave the thing to Zhu Yunyu, looking at her expectantly.
Zhu Yunyu twitched the corner of his mouth, and pressed lightly in Granny Shen's expectant gaze, and the spirit stone suddenly squirted out, just smashing a few milk dolls and a bag.
Several milk dolls suddenly stood up angrily and glared at Zhu Yunyu angrily.
Then before Zhu Yunyu could react, he put his hand into the crockpot under his ass one by one, took out a handful of spirit stones and smashed them on Zhu Yunyu.
Those spirit stones are all angular and angular, and it hurts to smash the spirit stones, Zhu Yunyu turned his wheelchair and hurriedly wanted to run, but the spirit stones seemed to have eyes, and they would turn around.
"Shen Day, help!"
At this time, how could Zhu Yunyu sit still and wait to die?
Of course she wants to - move the rescuers!
Shen Tian was already a half-grown teenager now, and as soon as he leaned over, he took Zhu Yunyu into his arms, just blocking all the spirit stones.
The spirit stone turned into an ordinary stone when it was one meter close to Zhu Yunyu, and finally smashed on Shen Tian's back with a poof.
"Don't make a fuss. ”
Granny Shen patted the milk dolls, picked up the crockpots under the milk dolls' buttocks one by one, and poured them out, and in the blink of an eye, a hill of spirit stones was left on the ground.
"Next time, remember not to hit them with spirit stones, what they hate the most is that others will beat them with spirit stones. ”
Granny Shen reminded with a smile.
"Why?"
Zhu Yunyu poked his head out of Shen Tian's arms, looking curious.
"Because, the spirit stone is the poop they pulled. ”
Zhu Yunyu: ?!
I don't read much, don't don't donkey me!
Whose child's poop is a spirit stone!
"Ahem, think about it, if someone throws your poop at you, will you be angry?"
Zhu Yunyu thought for a while, if someone really threw poop at her, she might not only be angry, but also force that person to eat all the poop.
Thinking about it this way, it seems that it is not for nothing that those milk dolls hit her with spirit stones.
It is...... La's baba is Lingshi's milk doll, and it's the first time she's seen it.
"By the way, you can breathe in now?"
It seemed that something had suddenly come of mind, and Granny Shen, who hadn't cared about Zhu Yunyu's progress for a long time, suddenly became interested.
Zhu Yunyu's face suddenly froze.
It's been five years, it's been five years, not to mention the qi into the body, and that wisp of aura hasn't even moved!
Ever since Qingning's remnant soul turned into a wisp of aura coiled in her body, Zhu Yunyu has been thinking about introducing this wisp of aura into the dantian, so that she can also be a qi cultivator.
But this wisp of aura is disobedient!
Every day in her meridians is like traveling, and from time to time she rotates and jumps around the dantian without stopping, just not going to the dantian.
Zhu Yunyu is almost going to kneel down for Uncle Reiki.
"Nope. ”
"He's still disobedient?"
Granny Shen couldn't help but laugh, of course she knew the situation of Zhu Yunyu, even if she couldn't help it, after all, the body of the absolute spirit was innate.
If it weren't for this opportunity to get a wisp of aura, it is estimated that it would be impossible for Zhu Yunyu to draw qi into his body in his life.
"Don't listen. ”
Zhu Yunyu drooped her head, not only was her aura disobedient, but her demons were also disobedient.
At the beginning, the demons in people's hearts ran out every day, and they couldn't wait to quickly pull their master into the demons, but her demons ......
Don't mention it.
Zhu Yunyu has never seen such a cowardly demon!
"Ahem, maybe you're just one fate away from now? Would you like to try the skills of the new cook?"
Looking at Zhu Yunyu's uncomfortable appearance, Granny Shen didn't know what to say to comfort her, although her own talent was not very good, but she hadn't been inducing qi into the body for five years!
And it's not as sad as Zhu Yunyu.
"Good!"
When Zhu Yunyu heard the food, his eyes suddenly lit up, and all the loss he had just followed this sentence.
Every ten years, Granny Shen hires a group of people from the human world, and then sends the people she hired before home.
Every five years, four cardamom girls are found from the world, and they stay with her for a few years before they are released home.
Mortals naturally can't ask for the opportunity to get close to the immortal elder, so there is no shortage of people here all year round.
And those who stay here are all good craftsmen.
The new cook seemed to be from the north, and Zhu Yunyu was stunned as she watched the maid bring up pots of dishes, and the whole person was stunned.
This, this, this...... That's too much, isn't it?!
Granny Shen's expression was also a little subtle.
The last chef was from the water town, and the dishes she made belonged to the delicate and small type, and there were not a few bites of each dish, but both the appearance and the taste belonged to the exquisite type.
This cook......
The appearance of the dish is good, but it is not exquisite!
Whose dishes in a potted home can be exquisite!
In just a moment, the table was full of dishes, and even because there were too many, some dishes were stacked on top of two plates.