Chapter 415 - Half a Civil Servant (Ask for Subscription!)
Tu Shanhu usually looks very Sven, but when they eat, they don't match Sven at all.
The one they eat is called a wolf-like tiger!
People who don't know see it, and they think that this group of Tushan foxes is fighting for their lives with the spiritual food and pills!
It's like eating and fighting, and there's no one left.
In fact, Su Mu took out a lot of spiritual food and pills, after all, he wanted to buy the fox heart, and if he took less, the fox heart could not be bought, and he would be laughed at.
Even though there were a lot of things, they were still eaten by the Tushan foxes in a very short period of time, and there was nothing left, and even the soup and water were licked clean.
Su Mu and Shujing 404 were not surprised.
Because they all knew that the food and pills provided by the school to the spirit beasts could only ensure the daily cultivation needs, let alone the taste.
And these spiritual delicacies and pills that Su Mu took out not only tasted good, but also contained a higher spiritual energy.
After eating the first bite, the Tushan foxes discovered this situation, and then they couldn't control themselves anymore...... Even the female fox who wants to lose weight can't control her mouth, she eats more than anyone else, and while eating, she comforts herself: 'Only when you are full, can you lose weight better'.
After eating all the spiritual food and pills, the Tu Mountain foxes lay on the ground.
It's not that Su Mu poisoned the spiritual food and pills, but that these Tushan foxes were too full to eat and were brokenβtheir bellies were propped up so big and round, they looked like they were pregnant and had big bellies, and they were uncomfortable standing up, so they all lay on the ground to rest.
Shujing 404 muttered quietly: "Don't these foxes have a full mouth?
Su Mu glanced at it and said with a smile: "After you have eaten and drunk enough every day, when you see that I am going to burn incense, don't you hurry to lie under the incense burner, open your mouth to take the incense ashes and eat? β
The cover of Shujing 404 was slightly red, and he hurriedly defended: "It's different." My stomach can be linked to the library, and if it really lasts, I can send what I eat to the library and give it to other book spirits to eat, so that I don't have to hold it up, and I can taste it more. β
Su Mu frowned when he heard this: Why do you feel a little disgusting about this operation?
Shaking his head, he didn't continue the topic, but asked the Tu Mountain Foxes lying on the ground, "How about it, these pills and spiritual dishes I took out, the taste and the spiritual power contained in them are okay, right?"
Most of the Tushan foxes can understand people's words, even if they can't speak, there is no problem in listening, just like the previous rookie cat and Senior Sister Xun's Erha.
So after Su Mu asked, the Tushan foxes, who were holding their stomachs with their two small front paws and lying on the ground to eat, hummed and chirped one after another.
Su Mu couldn't understand what they were called, so he turned his head and asked Shujing 404, who suddenly came to his senses, feeling that he had another use, and should not be laid off, so he hurriedly translated: "These foxes, some are talking about the taste and eating, and some are saying that the effect is good, in short, they are all praise." β
Su Mu was speechless.
These Tu Mountain Foxes have said so many words, you can translate them in one or two sentences, isn't it a bit too simple? Although the general meaning may be translated in place, what I want to hear is the detailed content of their praise. You summed it up with a sentence of 'it's all praise', how can I be happy?
Shujing 404 saw Su Mu looking at it, and a flattering smile immediately appeared on the cover.
"Boss, do you want to praise me? Oh, no, I just made a small contribution, no need to praise, really don't need. β
Su Mu met its requirements, and really didn't praise it.
Hmph, I'll give you a taste of what it's like to be suffocated!
The old fox was a little dissatisfied with the performance of his clansmen who had not seen the world, and snorted twice, and after letting the clansmen calm down, he said in human words and in an indifferent tone: "These pills and spiritual delicacies of yours are barely okay, the old man has lived for more than a hundred years, what kind of good things have not been seen...... Hiccup~"
Su Mu couldn't help but give a thumbs up.
is worthy of living for more than 100 years, and it is good to pretend, especially the 'hiccup' at the end, the finishing touch.
The old fox was embarrassed.
Su Mu took out a package of paper and handed it to it: "Old gentleman, wipe your mouth first before you speak, the chicken fat is about to flow to your chest, the Jiuling roast chicken just now was all swallowed by a fox of yours, and the fox next to it didn't grab a bite." You're really getting older. β
The old fox was embarrassed, and hurriedly explained: "I originally wanted to help the children taste the saltiness, but the meat of the roast chicken was too smooth and tender, and when I took a bite, the whole chicken slipped into my mouth, and I didn't want to." β
Not only Su Mu, but also the Tu Mountain foxes next to them also rolled their eyes after hearing this.
Believe you!
The old fox noticed this situation, didn't dare to continue talking, and forcibly changed the topic: "What you just gave us to eat, is it really a staff meal?"
Su Mu nodded: "The genuine staff meal, whether it is spiritual food or elixir, is eaten by my employees every day." β
Of course, under normal circumstances, there is no blood added, but the saliva can be added, anyway, if there is no Su Mu, I will go to the front mountain to find the frog, in order to make the frog better, more spitting Jiao, Su Mu bought a lot of green plums and lemons on the Internet, and planned to make it into a spiritual drink, and every time I go to see the frog, I will give it some.
It can be regarded as a consolation school old-timer.
"You didn't lie to us?"
The old fox is still a little suspicious, mainly because the food is too good, it knows a few spirit beasts that follow the school teacher, and occasionally sees them eating three meals in the circle of friends, and it is not so luxurious.
Thinking of this, the old fox suddenly remembered a very serious matter: before eating, he forgot to take a photo and send it to Moments!
Oops, it's a pity to miss an opportunity to pretend to be forced.
Su Mu didn't know what the old fox was thinking, otherwise he would definitely tell him that this kind of daily three meals was a basic operation, and there was nothing to show off.
He raised his hand and pointed to Shujing 404 and said, "If you don't believe me, you can ask it." β
"It's really a staff meal, I, and other spirit animals, eat these things every day, and even better. β
Shujing 404's answer made the Tushan foxes, who were lying on the ground with their stomachs upright to eat, start humming and chirping again.
This time, there was no need for Su Mu to remind him, and Shujing 404 immediately translated at the same time: "They are saying, how good it would be if such a staff meal could be eaten every day." β
The style of the translation is as clear and concise as before.
"You're a bookie, aren't you supposed to be in the library, why are you following him?" asked the old fox, staring at the book.
In fact, it has wanted to ask this question for a long time, but has never found a chance...... The main thing is that I have been patronizing and eating before.
"That's ......"
As soon as Shujing 404 opened his mouth to explain, he was snatched away by Su Mu: "I have cooperation with the school, my factory, and the school have shares." β
Su Mu didn't say why there was a scholar spirit following him, but after listening to it, the old fox made up a lot of content in his brain, what kind of son of a wealthy family was slapped in the face and started a business in anger, the son of a family was expelled from the house and worked hard to seize the throne, the illegitimate son of the mysterious boss created brilliance to save his family, and so on...... If you write it in detail, it will definitely be a very wonderful and bloody book!
According to this logic, the book spirit followed Su Mu, and he must have been specially sent by the school to assist him.
When the old fox thought about it, he felt that it seemed to be good to follow Su Mu.
After all, Su Mu has cooperation with the school, and being his employee is equivalent to being an employee of the school.
This is more promising than being a spirit pet of an ordinary student, and chatting with other spirit beasts in the future, this one said that the boss I followed was an undergraduate, and that said that I was with a graduate student, and they Tu Shan Fox could directly hold their heads high, saying that they were with the school, and they were half a civil servant.
It will definitely make many old friends envious of the separation of the quality wall!
In addition, to tell you the truth, not only other Tushan foxes want to eat Sumu's staff meals every day, but it, a well-informed old fox, why not want to?
Isn't the staff meal fragrant? Isn't it good?
Su Mu noticed the psychological changes of this group of Tushan foxes, and decided to strike while the iron was hot, and with a lift of his hand, he took out a drop of dragon blood from the special storage artifact.
The attention of Tu Mountain Foxes was immediately attracted by this drop of blood, and although it was uncomfortable, they still struggled and got up from the ground.
Although they didn't know what kind of blood Su Mu took out, they felt the powerful power contained in the blood, and they were very clear and excited.
Even the old fox, who pretended to be like the wind, couldn't maintain his composure at the moment, and asked in a trembling voice, "......What is this blood?"
"This blood is my reward for the best employees. Su Mu said with a smile: "I will never be stingy and harsh to hard-working employees, let alone send them to Africa, but will give them all kinds of good things as rewards from time to time, so that they can enjoy their work and enjoy the benefits of work." β
Shujing 404, who has adapted to the work of praise, hurriedly said: "I testify that the boss did reward the employees with this blood, although it is not me, but I have been working hard, hoping to get the opportunity to enjoy." β
Su Mu encouraged: "Good attitude, keep working hard." β
If the staff meal just now made the attitude of Tushan foxes a little shaken, then now the dragon's blood of this drum has completely moved them.
If you can enjoy such a drop of blood often, then your cultivation will not have to rise by leaps and bounds?
Transforming into a handsome guy and a beautiful woman is no longer a luxury in a dream!
Then I thought of Su Mu's cooperation with the school, and the technical advisor under him who unleashed the powerful dragon power. Tu Shanhu coincidentally felt that being an employee for Su Mu not only had a good salary, but also a good future.
Does this seem like a good option?
Tu Shanhu couldn't help but talk about it.
But at this time, the little female fox from before raised her paws and shouted: "The fox clan will never be a slave!"
When Tu Shanhu heard this, they were all a little embarrassed and embarrassed.
We can't even be as persistent as a child......
Just thought so, but heard the little female fox immediately shout again: "But if you have food and shelter and salary, you can still do it." β