Chapter 55: Grumpy old sister Granny Shen

Mu Lingling dragged Zhu Yunyu to come, originally thought that he could see the results of the two girls' competition, but the two of them were so slow and leisurely, you and I made a move, just like a feeding move.

After watching it for a while, Mu Lingling left boredly.

"Do you want to go?"

Shi Hongyu turned his head to look at Zhu Yunyu.

"Let's go. ”

Zhu Yunyu nodded decisively.

Looking at the two girls, they are running for a draw, and maybe they just want to torture and torture the male cultivator, don't you look at the scared appearance of the male cultivator?

It's just that the two of them were instigated at this time, and it is true that Zhu Yunyu can't look down on it.

"Little junior sister, I have prepared a lot of good things for you, let me tell you, when the time comes, when the time comes, you don't care what tricks are yin or not, no matter what it is, just scold him!"

Looking at Shi Hongyu's dancing appearance while talking, Zhu Yunyu couldn't help but hide his face.

As far as Shi Hongyu is stupid, is it surprising that he is at the bottom every year?!

And they didn't lose, they were fouled and kicked off, right?!

"Or I'll teach you a trick, this trick is called monkey stealing peaches, little junior sister, your height is just right, when the time comes, you will be like this, and then like this, ensure that you catch one accurately!"

"Whew-"

Shi Hongyu covered the root of his thighs and looked at Zhu Yunyu with a shocked expression, "Little junior sister, I taught you monkeys to steal peaches, I didn't ask you to steal your senior brother's peaches!

"I'll try. ”

Zhu Yunyu withdrew her hand with an innocent face, and the Shen Dayyan knife pushing the wheelchair behind her kept throwing it at Shi Hongyu's body, if it weren't for Zhu Yunyu dragging it, maybe she would really want to steal a peach at this time.

What a mess this is!

"Ahem, next time you have to remember, this trick can't be used on senior brother, do you know? But your little brother can use it, anyway, his peach is just an ornament. ”

Shi Hongyu said earnestly to Zhu Yunyu.

"Whew!"

Come on, this time it was really a peach stolen.

Shi Hongyu's body suddenly bowed down, and the whole person curled up like a shrimp, rolling on the ground in pain.

"While we're away, you're teaching the little junior sister this?" Gu Hanyan sneered, "My peach is an ornament?"

"You, you, why are you here!"

Shi Hongyu's facial features were distorted, and he looked at Gu Hanyan without tears while holding his life, he was just making an analogy!

"Hehe, I heard someone say bad things about me behind my back, senior brother, what about you, just think about whether your peach is a decoration, after all, senior brother, you are a single old, virgin, and male. ”

Hehe sneered twice, Gu Hanyan changed the daylight, pushed Zhu Yunyu's wheelchair and turned around and left.

Shen Tian looked at Gu Hanyan, and then at Shi Hongyu lying on the ground, squatted down, and looked at Shi Hongyu very seriously.

"The rumor just now was deliberate. ”

After speaking, Shen Tian hurriedly caught up with Zhu Yunyu, and when he was left, Hongyu curled up on the ground with a suspicious expression.

That's how he brought his little junior brother!

Why can't you take a little sister like this now?

Shi Hongyu, a real steel straight man, was deeply puzzled.

"Don't listen to Shi Hongyu, he will give you bad ideas. ”

"Oh. ”

Zhu Yunyu hung his head and responded obediently.

Although she really didn't plan to listen to Shi Hongyu, after all, it was too obscene for a monkey to steal a peach or something!

"If you meet a sword cultivator or a physical cultivator during the big exam, if you really can't do it, you will admit defeat, the body of the physical cultivation is like iron, and the people of these two departments are famous for not pitying the fragrance and cherishing the jade. Gu Hanyan snorted coldly, "They deserve to be single for a lifetime!"

...... So brother, what kind of loss have you suffered in physical cultivation, can you be angry like this?

"Alchemists and refiners, talisman makers or something, you shouldn't be afraid when you meet them, they are all weak in physique, and there are also some partial departments that practice less, most of them are relatively weak. ”

"But you have to be careful if you encounter someone who is a beast. Gu Hanyan's expression suddenly became a little subtle, "They themselves are quite weak, but the spirit beasts they carry are generally rough and thick-skinned, you may suffer, and if you meet the spirit beasts you are carrying are birds, admit defeat, don't be tough!"

In the second half of the sentence, Gu Hanyan's expression was so serious that he was like Tuo Gu, and Zhu Yunyu was clever and quickly wrote it down.

It's just that Gu Hanyan doesn't seem to have any psychological shadow on birds and spirit animals?

Gu Hanyan told Zhu Yunyu a lot, until Zhu Yunyun's sleepy head was little by little, he licked his lips and let Zhu Yunyu go to sleep.

Zhu Yunyu was simply afraid of Gu Hanyan, and he couldn't wait to hide from Gu Hanyan in the next two days, but he couldn't catch the shadow of Zhu Yunyan, which made Gu Hanyan regret it for a long time.

Finally, someone listened to him!

"So you're forced to run to me?"

Granny Shen looked at Zhu Yunyu amusedly.

"But no, Master, you don't know how good the little brother is......"

Zhu Yunyu still felt a little scared when he mentioned Gu Hanyan, Gu Hanyan was a person who could talk about it for several hours without drinking saliva!

"What, aren't you afraid of coming to me to eat and hang up?"

"Of course I'm afraid, but I know Master, you're definitely not going to reprimand me, are you?"

Zhu Yunyu looked at Granny Shen flatteringly.

"Not necessarily. ”

Granny Shen smiled and played with the spirit stone in her hand.

"You and Zhu Yueyue made an appointment for the big exam?"

Zhu Yunyu nodded with a bitter face.

"Why are you so cowardly?"

Granny Shen raised her eyebrows, looking at Zhu Yunyu who didn't look like a dough kneader, why was she so cowardly about this kind of thing?

"I didn't have anything at the time! If I didn't go back and prepare, I'd have lost to her. ”

Zhu Yunyu answered honestly.

"Stupid, haven't you heard a word?"

"What?"

"The more you think about it, the more angry you get, the more you take a step back, the more you lose, since you have the ability, why don't you slap your face and hit it back?"

"I can't beat it. ”

"What, Shen Tian is good-looking, and didn't your sister Yi go, will she bully others?" Granny Shen slapped the spirit stone on the table, "How can I teach a stupid apprentice like you!"

"It's hard to fight and bully the weak, but people are going to step on your head and pee, and you still take a step back, this is stupid! If you don't have the ability, forget it, it's a big deal to endure it for a while, just fight him back one day, you have the ability to do such a! No, I'm going to be angry!"

Zhu Yunyu looked at Granny Shen in a daze.

Why didn't she find out that Granny Shen was such an irascible old lady before?

"So, Master, are you teaching me how to fight human power?"

Granny Shen: ??? dogs, dogs fighting people?

The old lady taught the way of survival in the cultivation realm of the Eight Classics!

Dogs and people are powerful ghosts!

How did she take such a thing!