Chapter 659: Practicing the sword first trains the waist, and the waist is good for the sword
After a while, Tu Shan Mi Mi climbed back onto the tiger's back, grabbed the tiger hair with one hand, rubbed his buttocks with the other, drooped his head, hung his head, and no longer dared to be as majestic as before.
"Well deserved. Su Mu glanced at her and said angrily: "You still want to learn the sword like this? You can't even ride a tiger well, and you can't do it with a fox and a fake tiger, so you really want to be a sword, and you can't be thrown off by a flying sword?"
Tu Shan Mimi's mind couldn't help but flash a picture: a flying sword shouted at her, 'Don't get in the way', and then threw her down with an acceleration.
She shuddered, feeling that this scene was really not an ordinary shame for a fox who was determined to become a sword cultivator!
So Tu Shanmi's head was buried deeper.
Su Mu snorted and said, "From today onwards, in addition to knife work, you also have to follow the rookie cat to learn how to turn the pot and spoon, so as not to make such a mess again!"
"Huh?" Tu Shan Mi Mi raised his head and looked at Su Mu in astonishment: "No, I fell off the back of the tiger, what does it have to do with turning the pot and spoon?"
Su Mu Zhenzhen said eloquently: "Of course it has to do with it! Do you think that turning the pot and spoon is just the arm strength and the food skills you practice? Wrong! The pot and spoon can be effectively exercised for the waist and back as well as the lower plate. And Edgeworth, it happens to be a requirement for the waist and lower plate. As the saying goes: to practice the sword, first train the waist. If the waist is good, the sword is fast!"
Tu Shan Mi Mi rolled his eyes, and said in his heart I believe in you, it's weird, you are a bad old man, and you are trying to train me to be a cook.
She only dared to think about these complaints in her heart, but she didn't dare to say them, otherwise what was waiting for her would be more than just two more courses......
Kevin, who was riding a three-headed dog on the side, turned his head and said, "Da Mi Mi, your master is right, if you have a good waist, you can learn the flying sword well." ”
Tu Shan Mimi knew that Kevin also had a major in flying swords, so he asked seriously, "Really?"
"Of course it's true. Kevin said seriously: "The waist is good, the sword is sharp, and those who can stab scream!"
Tu Shan Mi Mi didn't hear the old driver's whining sound, took it seriously, and nodded again and again: "Then I must practice turning the pot and spoon well." ”
Su Mu glared at Kevin, because Xiao Yezi was beside him, so he didn't say much, but just warned the old driver with his eyes and told him not to drive indiscriminately.
In the team, some students majoring in flying swords also heard the conversation between Su Mu and Tu Shan Mimi.
In these days, they have seen Su Mu's power, especially Su Mu's ability to play with a flying sword with a big bed board, which makes them admire it even more.
After listening to Su Mu's words at this moment, they couldn't help but think in their hearts: Is it because Mr. Su's flying sword is so good because he has a good waist? Just like a certain author? It seems that practicing the sword first and practicing the waist is really the key to learning the flying sword well! After I go back, I will also buy a set of pots and spoons and practice turning pots and spoons every day......
Su Mu never expected that his flickering did not deceive Tu Shan Mimi, but it made a group of flying sword students convinced.
So much so that a few years later, the words "practice the sword before training the waist" and "learn the sword before learning the pot", were also compiled into the textbooks of the flying sword major and became one of the test points.
This also provoked a group of students majoring in flying swords, complaining that Su Mu was not doing his job properly, and even harming students majoring in Dan Medicine, Instrument Cultivation and other majors, even the flying sword was not spared, and they had to memorize a lot of knowledge points......
After teaching Tu Shan Mi a few words, Su Mu continued to look through the books that broke through the cultivation technique of the Pure Spirit Grass and required the liver.
This scene fell into the eyes of everyone, and they admired him even more: in the secret realm full of weirdness and danger, Su Mu could still calm down and study, no wonder he could learn all subjects so well, it was not unreasonable!
At the same time, because Su Mu was holding the book and reading, many new members of the team, and some apprehensive and uneasy classmates were relieved.
In their opinion, this is a sign of Su Mu's composure and confidence, which gives them a backbone and no longer panics and worries.
Su Mu didn't expect the liver book to have this effect, which was also an unexpected joy.
Su Ye, who was riding on the back of the Tiger King, rubbed his hand on the tiger skin and tiger fur for a while, and suddenly praised: "It's really good!"
When the Tiger King heard this, his face was full of laughter, and he felt that his diligence was not in vain, and he was about to say something, but he heard Su Ye then say, "It's a pity." ”
The Mighty Tiger King couldn't help but be stunned, feeling very confused, and couldn't help asking, "Second master, what is the pity?"
He called Su Mu the master, and Su Ye was the second master. This name was changed by him from the titles of the big boss and the second boss.
Su Ye said: "It's a pity that you are my brother's spiritual pet......"
When the Mighty Tiger King heard this, he couldn't help but be proud: It seems that the second master is very satisfied with me, and this is to accept me as a spiritual pet!
He was about to say something like 'I am also loyal to you, you have an order, go up the knife mountain and go down to the oil pot, and do not give up' to show his loyalty, when he heard Su Ye continue: "I really can't speak." ”
Under...... Mouth?
The lines of the word 'king' on the head of the Tiger King suddenly turned into a '?' appearance.
Are you going to eat me?
The Mighty Tiger King trembled with fright, and asked in a trembling voice, "Second Master, what do you mean by this?"
Tu Shan Mi Mi Mi raised his head, glanced at Su Mu first, and saw that he didn't react when he read the book, so he immediately came to his senses, and said with a smile to the Tiger King: "You don't understand this, Su Ye is embarrassed to eat you!"
, do you really want to eat me? The Tiger King felt a chill on his back, laughed dryly, and said tentatively: "Second master, are you joking?"
Su Ye ignored him, just said: "It's a pity, I haven't eaten a tiger yet, I heard that another dish in the Northeast is called tiger cuisine, I don't know what it tastes like?"
Hearing her serious tone, the Mighty Tiger King suddenly trembled, and suddenly felt that this second master was even more terrifying than the master.
Sure enough, it's not a family, don't you enter the door?
Fortunately, I have become the master's spiritual pet, otherwise, I am afraid that it would have already entered the belly of the second master, right?
Thinking of this, the Tiger King couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and at the same time secretly warned himself: If you encounter humans in the northeast in the future, you must stay away from them, this is to eat tigers, it is simply terrifying......
What he didn't know was that there were really a few students from the Northeast in this team.
After they heard Su Ye's words, they all smiled bitterly, and they wanted to tell Su Ye that the tiger dish, although it had the word tiger in its name, it was not made of tiger meat.
That's a cold vegetarian dish!
Just as there is no wife in the wife's cake, there is no fish in the fish-flavored shredded meat, and there is no tiger in the tiger dish.
The Tiger King originally wanted to talk to Su Ye all the way to be courteous, but when he was so frightened by her, he didn't dare to say anything, so he just buried his head and ran.
At the same time, I am also glad: Fortunately, I didn't say what I said about going to Daoshan and going down to the oil pot just now, otherwise it is very likely that I will be asked to really go to the Daoshan oil pot...... Deep-fried tiger meat, then wrapped in a layer of egg white, starch, breadcrumbs, fried golden and crispy, can make the child next door cry instantly!
The team's march today was smooth, and they didn't encounter any monsters and beasts along the way, but they also encountered a very strange situation.
Kevin rode a three-headed dog, came to Su Mu's side, and whispered, "There is a team of demon beasts that have been following us for a long time. ”
"I know. Su Mu nodded.
Other classmates who acted as scouts also sent back this information.
And his doppelganger was hidden in the shadows, and he went around the team of demon beasts to find out their strength.
The strength of this team of demon beasts is not very good, the highest is only level three, and most of them are around the first or second level.
The demon beasts that were eyeing them before were at least led by a demon master of level five or six, and a demon master of the demigod level was common.
What's the matter today? The powerful demon lord didn't dare to come, so he sent a group of cannon fodder to keep an eye on it?
Su Mu was a little confused.
But he didn't think much about it, and said, "You and Senior Sister Lin, bring a few more people and go and kill them!"
It's just a group of low-level demons and beasts, and it is enough to make a team of strange soldiers.
"Good Ratcha. Kevin replied, calling Lin Jian'e and the others, and he was going to kill the demons and beasts that were following all the way.
However, the group of demons and beasts reacted very quickly, and when they saw Kevin and Lin Jian'e coming out of the crowd, they turned around and fled without waiting for them to attack.
Although they are weak, they are not slow, and they are familiar with their surroundings and can run away in an instant.
Seeing this, Kevin, Lin Jian'e and others couldn't chase after them, and they were afraid that there would be traps and ambushes, so they could only retreat to the team.
It didn't take long for this group of demons and beasts to run over again, following them closely. As soon as a cultivator tried to attack them, they would immediately retreat.
And the distance they follow is also just right, just outside the range of vitality, which is very unpleasant.
After repeating this several times, Kevin was a little angry, but he didn't lose his mind and chased him out, just cursed: "What do these demons and beasts want to do? ”
"Yes, I even learned the word dog skin plaster. Su Mu made a joke.
Glancing at the group of demons and beasts in the distance, he said, "Don't be angry, maybe they just want to provoke us, let us chase us out and fall into the trap, don't be fooled." ”
"Don't worry, I won't fall for this plan. ”
Of course, Kevin wouldn't be stupid enough to chase him out, but he just felt as if he had been walked by this group of demons and beasts, and he was unhappy.
Lin Jian'e said: "You can't let them go, do you want to think of some way to destroy them?"
Su Mu thought about it for a moment, shook his head and said, "There's no need, our current priority is to arrive at Yushan as soon as possible and find a way to leave the secret realm." As for these demons and beasts, if they want to follow, let them follow. A few days ago, the demigod-level demon lord followed us, and he couldn't help us, let alone them. However, as soon as they dare to come into range, you will open fire. ”
"Understood!"
Everyone nodded.
Kevin gritted his teeth and said, "As long as they dare to enter the firing range, I will destroy them immediately!"