Zhang Mingxuan exclaimed and said: "Uncle Mingjian, you have wronged me, this tobacco was planted by Sister Qingya on the Hanging Island, and the quality is by no means comparable to ordinary cigarettes, and it is exclusively for my Hanging Island." ”

The Jade Emperor's smoking action suddenly stagnated, choked and coughed repeatedly, and puffs of white smoke erupted from his nose, and said with a smile on his face: "Not bad! Yes! It turned out to be planted by Miss Qingya, and it was really very different from ordinary cigarettes."

The cigarette absorbs a trace of Miss Qingya's aura, the taste is mellow and thick, and it has a unique spiritual rhyme, which makes people want to stop!"

Zhang Mingxuan smiled with joy and said, "I'll just say it! Your Majesty will definitely like this cigarette, so I have specially prepared some for you." ”

With his hand wiped on the table, a row of cigarettes appeared on the table, and he looked at the Jade Emperor with a smile on his face and said, "Uncle Xiao, these are all my filial piety to you, after you squeak, my nephew will give it back to you." ”

The Jade Emperor knocked on the table and said angrily: "Nothing to be courteous, either a traitor or a thief." Tell me, what's the matter you want me to help with this time?"

Zhang Mingxuan sat opposite the Jade Emperor casually, and said with a smile: "Small things, small things, it's just a matter of raising your hands for you." ”

Zhang Mingxuan said to the scorpion spirit standing outside the pavilion: "Don't come over quickly, let Your Majesty take a good look at you." ”

The scorpion spirit hurriedly walked in, bowed respectfully to the Jade Emperor and said, "Lust evil greets the Jade Emperor." ”

The Jade Emperor looked at the scorpion essence, the purple-gold light flashed in his eyes, and he said lightly: "Demon seal, such as the law seal!"

Zhang Mingxuan gave a thumbs up and praised: "Your Majesty's eyes are like torches, and you can see the hidden worries on her body at a glance. ”

The Jade Emperor smiled and said, "Do you want me to help her lift the Rulai Law Seal?"

Zhang Mingxuan nodded again and again, and said happily: "Uncle Xiao's guess is really accurate, my nephew is here for this." It's just a matter of coming to the Law Seal, but it's not easy for the little uncle to be caught?! Not to mention a law seal, even if the little fat man is really here, it's not enough for the little uncle to suppress it with one hand!"

The corners of the scorpion essence's mouth twitched, and he looked down at the ground, is this still the god monarch who is domineering and leaking in front of the pipa cave?

The Jade Emperor nodded and said with satisfaction: "You are right, it is indeed not difficult for me, but why should I help you, and what is the benefit to me?"

Zhang Mingxuan shouted: "Uncle Xiao, it's not right for you to say this, do we still need to talk about conditions for this relationship? I think about you with some good things, and you don't want to do you a little favor? You look at the cigarette on the table, do you say it's okay?"

The Jade Emperor said angrily: "Come less, if the relationship is good, you still pit Yang Jian three times and twice?"

Zhang Mingxuan sneered and said: "What kind of pit am I! Coincidences are just coincidences." Uncle Junior, let's talk about it! What conditions do you have? Pay attention to the scale! It's too much, so I'll take her to buy a coffin. ”

The scorpion spirit's body trembled, and his pretty face turned pale, I really don't want to die!

The Jade Emperor smiled and said, "You just drove over with a rune car, right? ”

Zhang Mingxuan nodded, and said excitedly: "That's right! My talisman car is made by the concerted efforts of 10,000 Mo family disciples, from the shape color to the mechanism formation, all of them are refined and almost perfect, the lines are beautiful and smooth, the power is strong and abundant, and it can accelerate and break through the space in an instant."

The blessing of tens of thousands of formations not only gives this sports car the speed beyond the limit, but also makes it have a lot of attack power comparable to that of Da Luo Jin Xian......"

"I want it~"

“...... Immortal...... Immortal...... Immortal" Zhang Mingxuan's smile froze on his face, he stammered twice, and shouted sadly: "Little uncle, you are taking advantage of the fire to rob!"

Zhang Mingxuan stared at the Jade Emperor with his eyes, gritted his teeth and said, "Little Uncle, with your identity, my things are not okay?"

The Jade Emperor smiled and said, "It's very good! It seems that we have a harmonious relationship~"

Zhang Mingxuan looked at the Jade Emperor with a sincere face, and said with a forced smile: "Little uncle, think about it carefully. You are the Jade Emperor Supreme, the Lord of the Three Realms, pick up the leftovers I use, and you are not afraid of other people's jokes when you pass them on. ”

The Jade Emperor said thoughtfully: "It makes sense!"

Zhang Mingxuan had a smile on his face.

The Jade Emperor said next: "Then you can help me make a few more, including the Queen Mother, Yang Jian, Yang Chan, and the Seven Fairies." There are eleven cars in total, and the style cannot be repeated. ”

Zhang Mingxuan's smile froze on his face, and he suddenly said angrily: "You better take my one!"

The Jade Emperor smiled and said, "Pick up the things you have used, I'm afraid that others will laugh at you!"

Zhang Mingxuan: "I ......" suddenly wanted to scold people in my heart.

The Jade Emperor beckoned to the scorpion spirit and said, "Come here!"

The scorpion spirit glanced at Zhang Mingxuan, and Zhang Mingxuan nodded.

The Jade Emperor stretched out his hand and pressed it towards the scorpion essence's chest, his hand glowing with a glittering purple light.

Zhang Mingxuan immediately shouted: "Little uncle, pay attention to proportion, men and women do not kiss." ”

The Jade Emperor raised his eyebrows and shouted, "Shut up!"

Zhang Mingxuan immediately closed his mouth aggrievedly, reminding you that you are still wrong? What if you make a mistake?

The Jade Emperor's hand stopped a few centimeters in front of the scorpion essence's chest, and the purple-gold light shrouded the scorpion essence's chest, and a dark red demon magic circle appeared, spinning slightly in front of the scorpion essence's chest, and slamming with a bang.

The scorpion spirit subconsciously snorted, the Buddha's light bloomed from his chest, the faint chanting of the Buddha sounded, and a '*' character seal appeared.

The Jade Emperor smiled slightly and said, "Duobao, embarrassing a woman is not a husband's doing. ”

The palm of the hand rotated slightly, and the purple-gold divine power formed a vortex acting on the '*' character seal, and with a bang, the '*' character seal turned into a little golden light and shattered.

The Jade Emperor withdrew his hand, picked up the black jade-like teacup, blew it, and tasted the tea carefully.

A majestic coercion poured out from the scorpion spirit's body, and the momentum was filled with murderous despair and madness.

The Jade Emperor frowned slightly, and with a wave of his hand, the aura emitted by the scorpion essence was instantly eliminated.

The scorpion knelt on the ground with a bang, and said heavily: "Thank you Shenjun, thank you Your Majesty for saving your life!"

The Jade Emperor said, "Get up, don't thank me, it's just a deal." He looked at Zhang Mingxuan with a smile and said, "You said yes, right?"

Zhang Mingxuan said helplessly: "Yes!"

The Jade Emperor said angrily: "Don't look like you are at a loss, I will easily eliminate the Gu spell in her body, and you will make a lot of money by changing a few talisman cars for a Da Luo Jin Immortal." ”

The scorpion's spirit suddenly became excited, tears came out, and he kowtowed gratefully and said, "Thank you, Your Majesty! Thank you, Shenjun." ”

The Jade Emperor waved his hand and said, "Get up!"

The scorpion spirit only felt an unrivaled surge of force, and was instantly forced to stand up, a little overwhelmed.

The Jade Emperor took a sip of tea and said, "Your name is Lust, right?"

The scorpion spirit replied respectfully, "Yes!"

The Jade Emperor said seriously: "After you go back, read the Taoist scriptures carefully, your state of mind is very problematic, and if you go on like this, you may enter the Demon Dao." ”

The scorpion spirit said gratefully: "Thank you for Your Majesty's teachings, the little demon will definitely do it." ”

"Hmm~" The Jade Emperor nodded.

Zhang Mingxuan stood up and said, "Since the matter has been done, I won't bother Your Majesty, let's go back first." ”

The Jade Emperor smiled and said, "Don't forget my sports car. ”

"Got it!"

Zhang Mingxuan walked out with the scorpion spirit, and after walking out of the main hall, he got into a sports car and flew towards the center of the heavenly court through a black line.

The scorpion spirit reminded, "Divine Monarch, this is not the way you just came, is it?"

Zhang Mingxuan took control of the steering wheel and said, "When you come to Heavenly Court, how can you not visit the Queen Mother? ”

The scorpion spirit nodded approvingly, the Jade Emperor helped this time, so he should stop by to visit the Queen Mother.

The two drove a sports car through the auspicious clouds, and after a while, they came to the Yaochi Wonderland.