Tang Sanzang looked at the mobile phone advertisement, hesitated for a moment, looked at the three apprentices and said, "Journey to the West?

Monk Sha said: "It should be! I heard that there is a senior brother, and it should be us." ”

Tang Sanzang was entangled: "But what do we have to do with love?"

Zhu Bajie wiped his hair and said proudly: "This should be my story, only I have love." ”

Sun Wukong said hehehe: "Pig head, do you want to be beaten? ”

Zhu Bajie swallowed his saliva, and then said forcefully: "Dead monkey, this is already obvious! Could it be that the island owner will find a female monkey to fall in love with you? It must be my story, but you just appeared a little bit in it, it doesn't matter." ”

Tang Sanzang turned over and dismounted, and said, "Don't make any noise, let's just see." ”

Zhu Bajie muttered, "It must be my story." He sat down against a big tree, and threw the nine-tooth nail rake aside.

Li Shimin looked at the name and said to himself: "Journey to the West? Does it matter if Xuanzang also talks?"

The Jade Emperor laughed and said, "That kid is really on the same page as Journey to the West!"

The Queen Mother, who was sitting next to her, smiled and said, "Isn't it good?"

The Jade Emperor laughed and said, "Okay, how can it be bad!"

In the Heavenly Snail Palace, Nuwa smiled and said: "It's the love of gods and demons again, how much does he crave love?"

Qingluan next to the cloud bed said: "Niangniang, I dare to assert that it must be another tragedy. ”

Caifeng also nodded again and again and said, "I agree!"

Nuwa Niangniang clicked on her mobile phone and said, "If you don't satisfy me, you can make him another set of clothes!"

Qingluan smiled and said, "Okay, mother." ”

Caifeng also covered her mouth and chuckled.

Countless people in front of the mobile phone set their eyes on the long-awaited video, and paid to play it, and a few big words appeared on the screen.

The opening scene is shocking, on a desert desert, on one side is Guanyin Bodhisattva holding a jade bottle standing on the lotus platform, the Buddha's light is shining. On the ground opposite Guanyin, a monkey with a hairy face and a thunderous mouth carried a golden hoop stick on his feet.

Guanyin said: Sun Wukong, you beast, you originally promised the Buddha to protect Tang Sanzang and go to the west to learn scriptures. Now he is colluding with the Bull Demon King to eat your master, do you know that you have committed a mortal crime!

The monkey turned the iron rod in his hand and turned his back behind him, grinning and said to Guanyin: "Don't be verbose!" You chased me for three days and three nights, because you are a woman, I will not kill you, don't think that I am afraid of you!

Tang Seng on the ground raised his head and said: Wukong, how can you talk to Sister Guanyin like this?

Sun Wukong glared at Tang Sanzang angrily: Beep! Don't make noise!

Tang Seng said aggrievedly: You scare me again!

On the way to the west, Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice's eyes suddenly widened, this kind of development is incredible!

Zhu Bajie said: "Master, do you call the Bodhisattva sister? Sister Guanyin is so good." ”

Tang Sanzang turned his head and asked Sun Wukong and said, "As a teacher, I want to know who the Bull Demon King is?"

Sun Wukong turned his head to look at Tang Sanzang and grinned: "My old grandson's sworn brother!"

Tang Sanzang's face changed suddenly, he swallowed his saliva and said, "Wukong, it is better for us monks to be less than demons, as the so-called Tao is different, not conspiring with each other." ”

Luojia Mountain in the South China Sea, Guanyin Bodhisattva looked at the screen of his mobile phone, wanting to cry without tears! Why can't you change a person to a pit, what kind of ability is it to keep arranging a poor monk and a weak woman?

The plot is promoted, and a chattering image of Tang Sanzang unfolds in front of everyone, a section of throwing things and smashing flowers and plants, and a section of what you want, you can say it! The angry Sun Wukong knocked it down with a punch.

On the way to the west, Zhu Bajie shuddered and said: "Fortunately, our master is not like this, it's terrible." ”

Sun Wukong glanced at Tang Sanzang and said, "Monk, if you really become like this, my old Sun will really kill you." ”

Tang Sanzang looked at the screen with his eyes, and muttered in his heart: "Where is the poor monk like this, it's too chatty!"

In an elegant room on the Hanging Island, Jin Yang couldn't stop laughing and said, "This monk is so interesting!"

Li Qingxuan pursed his lips and said, "When you really meet this kind of person, you won't find it interesting." It's annoying to talk about a little thing!"

Jin Yang shook his head and smiled: "No! It's obviously fun!"

In the picture, after a fight, Sun Wukong was put into the jade bottle by Guanyin.

Guanyin pointed to the jade net bottle and said: Today I want to do the Tao for the heavens.

Tang Seng immediately stood up and said: Hey, hey, hey, the apprentice is also responsible for being a master by mistake, begging my sister to let him live!

Guanyin looked at the Tang monk below and said: If I don't destroy him, I won't be able to explain to the Buddha.

Tang Seng sat cross-legged and said: Please sister tell the Buddha that the poor monk is willing to pay for his life.

After reciting a sentence of Amitabha, the Zen staff in his hand was thrown and entered from the top.

On the way to the west, Tang Sanzang looked at this scene in shock, and asked himself if he could really do this?

Sun Wukong also looked at the screen in a daze, and said in a low voice: "Although this monk chatters a little, it's actually pretty good." ”

Tang Sanzang glanced at Sun Wukong and said, "Actually, you can do it as a teacher." ”

Sun Wukong said: "There will be this opportunity." ”

Tang Sanzang coughed in fright and said: "If you want peace, you want harmony, don't have unnecessary sacrifices, you just need to have this heart for the teacher." ”

Zhu Bajie shouted dissatisfiedly: "What about my old pig? Why is there no old pig?"

Monk Sha said: "There is no me either. ”

Tang Sanzang said: "Calm down! Keep watching." ”

Five hundred years later. A woman dressed in black gauze rode a black horse, and came to Wuyue Mountain against the wind and dust, and the Supreme Treasure and the thieves on the cottage turned on their horses as laughing spectators, laughing, the dumb sentry, the Supreme Treasure who was trampled on and screaming, the blind peeked at everyone taking a bath, it was not too funny!

Jin Yang hugged Li Qingxuan's arm and said with a grin: "It's so funny." Uncle Huang was so miserable to be trampled on by so many people. ”

Li Qingxuan said with annoyance: "I knew that I was also going to play a mountain bandit, but this kind of opportunity is rare." ”

Jin Yang smiled and said, "Uncle Huang should be in pain!"

On the way to the west, the four masters and apprentices also burst into laughter, which was so funny! Even the white dragon horse couldn't help but grin.

In the Tianwaiwa Palace, the laughter like silver bells sounded in the palace, Nuwa lay on the cloud bed without any image, and the tears of Qingluan Caifeng's laughter came out.

Nuwa laughed and said, "You've all guessed wrong! It's not a tragedy. ”

Qingluan lay on the edge of the cloud bed, laughing with tears in her eyes: "I... I threw in the towel, it was hilarious. ”

Cai Fengqiang held back a smile and said, "Maybe I was frightened by Sister Qingluan's warning last time, and I didn't dare to shoot the tragedy." ”

Nuwa said, "Keep watching!"