Chapter 44: Elixir of Immorality
Hou Yi is actually a very gentle person, except for talking a little more.
He did give everything he could to his apprentices, in Hou Yi's words, "Since they believe in me and are willing to learn something from me, how can I still hide my secrets?"
Zhu Yunyu felt that he was a little stupid.
Didn't you see that some of his good apprentices have already begun to go out and set up their own doors?
As Hou Yi had more and more apprentices, and there were more and more excellent marksmen, people gradually began to question Hou Yi's title of marksman.
After all, for many people, they didn't see with their own eyes how Hou Yi shot down nine suns with nine arrows, it all relied on the word of mouth of others.
"Chang'e, what are they doing sneakily outside our house every day? Alas, that red thing really can't be eaten, I accidentally ate it once last time, and my mouth hurts and I want to cut it. ”
The stupid big man scratched his head and looked at Zhu Yunyu with a sad face.
In his opinion, everyone else was a child, and he had to spoil them, and he had to watch them not eat indiscriminately.
Hou Yi didn't know why he had to worry about it, but he just wanted to do it.
Zhu Yun said in his heart that they fell in love with the chili pepper outside your door, and they simply fell in love with your false name as a marksman!
"I heard that the Queen Mother of the West in Kunlun Mountain is very powerful, if you are afraid that they will eat indiscriminately and die, you will go to find an elixir of life, and keep an eye on them every day. ”
Zhu Yunyu poked Hou Yi secretly, and the stupid big man suddenly shook his head quickly.
"I'm going to ask for some elixir! What are you doing to live so long, to be an old monster?
"Then what if the three-legged golden crow father comes to you for revenge?"
"Revenge is revenge, I can still ...... Huh?"
Hou Yimu turned around in a daze, and saw Di Jun and Xi He standing behind him like wooden stakes, and their faces were as black as if they had smeared the bottom of the pot.
Whoever comes back from a honeymoon and finds that nine of the ten sons have made people, and they can't be happy!
Although it is true that his son died, it can't stop being angry and sad!
"Let's run. ”
Hou Yi was serious, picked up Zhu Yunyu and ran away.
Zhu Yunyu was carried on Hou Yi's shoulders like a sack, and the wild vegetables she ate in the morning were about to be turned upside down, she couldn't help but roll her eyes, no wonder Chang'e secretly ate the elixir to the sky!
Just this straight man of steel, she will go to heaven if she changes her!
"Don't talk nonsense, I don't, it's not me. ”
A voice suddenly sounded in her head, Zhu Yunyu was startled, and she felt that there was an extra phantom in the sea of consciousness, and the shadow was a woman, looking at it in a trance, as if the Nine Heavens Fairy had descended to the earth.
"Ho, are you Chang'e?"
"But no, alas, my poor husband......"
Chang'e nested in the corner, looking at Zhu Yunyu with resentment, and her faint appearance made Zhu Yunyu goosebumps couldn't help but dance with the wind.
"If it weren't for the fact that I had to snap with me on that dog day, wouldn't my mother have eaten that shit immortal medicine?"
"Woo woo, my poor father-in-law, I haven't had time to have a great harmony with my father-in-law, body and mind, spirit and body, water and milk!"
"My husband is in such a good figure......"
"Stop, stop!"
Seeing that if Chang'e is not stopped, Chang'e is estimated to be about some eighteen forbidden topics that are not suitable for children to describe, Zhu Yunyu hurriedly interrupted Chang'e.
"So what are you crying to me about?"
"Isn't there no one, alas, I miss Xianggong so much, and I don't know when I will be able to reunite with Xianggong......"
Chang'e muttered for a long time, and Zhu Yunyu couldn't help but twitch the corners of her mouth.
"Eldest sister, why don't I give you my body?"
Chang'e was shocked.
"I'm dead!"
"You don't know, do you? I was sunburned to death not long after the ten suns came out, otherwise where do you think my father-in-law's bow and arrows came from?"
Zhu Yunyu looked confused, "Then what is my situation now?"
"My father-in-law summoned a soul to raise my corpse, don't rot, what if when I am resurrected?"
“......”
Zhu Yunyu felt that he should not ask such a question.
Hou Yi carried her all the way, and Xihe and Dijun chased her all the way, looking like a parkour game from a high altitude.
Soon, Hou Yi took Zhu Yunyu into Kunlun Mountain.
Kunlun Mountain is the place where Hou Yi shot the sun before, and it is said that there is the Queen Mother of the West and a bunch of blue birds.
After all, Kunlun Mountain is the territory of the Queen Mother of the West, and Di Jun and Xi He chased after them, and it was not good to rush in directly, isn't this a provocation.
Zhu Yunyu looked at Hou Yi as if he had opened a hanging novel, and not only was he not blamed when he bumped into the Queen Mother of the West, but the Queen Mother of the West was also moved by Hou Yi's heroic actions of shooting the sun, gave the elixir, and helped Hou Yi send Di Jun and Xihe.
"Silly big man, let's just go back?"
Until they were sent to the foot of Kunlun Mountain, Zhu Yunyu was still confused.
"I'm really good!"
But Chang'e couldn't help but look nymphoac.
"That's right, my apprentice hasn't graduated yet!"
Hou Yi nodded stupidly.
"Then how can you resurrect Chang'e without thinking about it?"
"How do you know you're not Chang'e!"
Hou Yi was shocked and stared at her.
???Didn't I ask you this, how do you know that I am not Chang'e?
I got this line wrong!
"I ...... Not stupid either. ”
Zhu Yunyu looked at Hou Yi indescribably.
"Okay, Chang'e has died a long time ago, it's not that I don't know, but I just keep the corpse for a thought, woo woo, my lady, why is she so blushing......"
Hou Yi, a 1.9-meter-old man, was really scary when he cried, not to mention Hou Yi's crying, and Chang'e in the sea of Zhuyun also cried.
Zhu Yunyu felt as if she was surrounded by 10,000 monsters, and the monsters were still indiscriminately screaming at her, and finally defeated the other party to raise the most powerful monster......
It's just horrible.
"Stop!"
Zhu Yunyu climbed onto Hou Yi with both hands and feet, and reached out to cover Hou Yi's mouth.
"Woo woo woo ......"
"Otherwise, haven't you considered giving Chang'e the elixir to try?"
"yes, I didn't think of that. ”
Hou Yi woke up like a dream, took out a black pill from his arms that was bigger than Zhu Yunyu's fist, and stuffed it directly into Zhu Yunyu's mouth.
I'll go, big brother, believe it or not, I'll choke to death if I stuff this ball!
"Hey, why can't you stuff it in?"
Hou Yi stuffed the ball into Zhu Yunyu's mouth with all his strength, and looked at Zhu Yunyu in surprise.
Wishing the Ballad of the Clouds...... Zhu Yunyu had already choked and rolled her eyes, and she tried to break Hou Yi's hand with her hand, but Hou Yi seemed to have completely misunderstood what she meant.
"Good girl, it's bitter, it's bitter, for my daughter-in-law, we have to eat. ”