Tang Sanzang tidied up his robe, took out his mobile phone, entered the Divine Eye page, and skillfully clicked on the live broadcast, and after a while, hundreds of meters of viewers poured in.

Tang Sanzang smiled at the camera and said, "Good evening, donors! I haven't seen you for a long time, the poor monk wants to kill you." ”

A Qingyun sword passed through the live broadcast window.

Tang Sanzang's eyes lit up, and he said excitedly: "Thank you Little Fire Cow for the reward!"

A colorful name flashed on the screen, Little Fire Bull: Don't talk nonsense, I want to see Yue Meiyan!

Dream Trace: That's right, we want to see Yue Meiyan.

Steal your ancestral grave: Quickly bring Yue Meiyan out, otherwise I will steal your ancestral grave.

Rotten wood cannot be carved: That's right, we want to see Yue Meiyan!

Yue Meiyan!

Yue Meiyan!

Yue Meiyan!

……

Yue Meiyan's three big characters swiped across the screen one after another, and the screen was instantly swiped.

The corners of Tang Sanzang's mouth twitched twice, and he couldn't help but say, "The poor monk really doesn't know Yue Meiyan!"

The audience didn't care about Tang Sanzang's words, and continued to shout, and a fairy sword reward swiped across the screen.

Tang Sanzang was both happy and heartbroken, where can the poor monk find you a Yue Meiyan?

Zhu Bajie stabbed Tang Sanzang and whispered, "Take them to see the White Dragon Horse, they don't know each other anyway." ”

The curious Sun Wukong looked at the screen, nodded again and again not far away, his eyes rolled slightly, and he didn't know what bad idea he was playing.

Tang Sanzang said in a low voice: "Monks don't lie!" but there was obvious intention in his eyes.

Zhu Bajie said: "If we don't say that it's Yue Meiyan, it's not a lie." ”

Looking at the more and more urgent on the screen, Tang Sanzang reluctantly nodded.

Sha Wujing smiled, and said in a mana voice: "Master, you wait for a while, I'll go and clean up the white dragon horse, and tell him a few times by the way." ”

Sun Wukong rolled his eyes, smiled and said: "Together, together, my old grandson will go too." A heel rolled out of the room, turned and vanished.

After a while, there were more people in Tang Sanzang's live broadcast room, and Tang Sanzang was struggling to parry, and he was about to be unable to parry.

Outside the door, Sha Wujing, who was dazed, looked at Sun Wukong in the distance, then at Tang Sanzang, and beckoned to Tang Sanzang with a weak heart.

Tang Sanzang knew in his heart that he should be instructed.

Tang Sanzang said seriously to the screen: "The stories in "The Great Sage of Love" are all fictional, what the poor monk wants to take is not a scripture but Mahayana Buddhism, and there is no Yue Meiyan from the outside world, and the white horse of the poor monk is just an ordinary horse. ”

Ignoring the comments from the audience who were quickly scribbling by, Tang Sanzang continued: "The poor monk will take you to see the poor monk's white horse, it is really just an ordinary horse. ”

Tang Sanzang gave Sha Wujing a bright smile, I don't have to worry about you doing things.

Sha Wujing came back with a reluctant smile.

Tang Sanzang took his mobile phone and turned the camera forward, and said as he walked: "The poor monk's white horse is in the back stable, if it is really Yue Meiyan, the poor monk will definitely not put her in the stable, do you say yes? So there is really nothing Yue Meiyan." ”

Tang Sanzang walked into the back garden, and the camera turned to the stable.

Tang Sanzang's eyes widened suddenly, what ⊙ did I see? ⊙?

Shivering all over, he fell straight to the ground with a thud. The camera also shook violently a few times, facing the sky.

Messages were still swiping across the screen.

Little Fire Bull: Wow'~ What do I see?

Youlong:ヽ('Д′)?(┻━┻┻━┻?)

I shattered the pagoda: This, this, Tang Sanzang's taste is really heavy.

Dieying: Ah, is it really Yue Meiyan?

Jinghe Dragon Girl: ⊙ (?◇?) Am I calling it all the wrong over the years?

Jinyang: Uh-huh!

Baiyun Dao Chang: The white horse is really Yue Meiyan!

……

In Chang'an City, Li Shimin, who was drinking tea in the imperial garden, squirted out a sip of tea, and said with a strange face: "This, this, the royal brother's hobbies are really extensive." ”

In Bibo Pond, the Princess of All Saints and the nine-headed pony snuggle up on the bed.

Princess Wansheng looked at the screen and said with a happy face: "Fortunately, I didn't marry him at the beginning, he is a pervert!"

The corners of the nine-headed horse's mouth twitched and said: "I used to see that he had a good face and a weak temperament, but I didn't expect to have this hobby." ”

Zhang Mingxuan of Tianmen Mountain also sat up from the bed in shock, what did I see?

The corners of his eyes twitched to recall the scene he had just seen, a clean stable surrounded by a pink curtain, facing the direction of the gate The curtain opened, and there was a gorgeous big bed inside, and there was a rouge horse lying on the bed enchantingly, the horse's face was painted with blush, the horse's mouth was smeared with red lip gloss, a big red flower was inserted on the head, and the horse was wearing a gauze dress.

Zhang Mingxuan was stunned and muttered, "This is women's clothing?"

The skin shook involuntarily, and sure enough, the dragon gave birth to the dragon and the phoenix, and Nuwa's son knew how to wear women's clothes!

Don't ask Zhang Mingxuan how he knows the reason why it's Sun Wukong, because in the shot just now, Sun Wukong was sitting on the roof of the stable and covering his mouth and snickering.

Che Chiguo, Zhu Bajie who walked in was also dumbfounded, and hurriedly turned off the live broadcast camera, helped Tang Sanzang up, and asked with concern: "Master, are you okay?"

Tang Sanzang was in a trance, and said, "I, I'm dizzy! Bajie, was the teacher just now plotted against him and hallucinated?"

Zhu Bajie glanced at the excited monkey and the spicy-eyed stable, and said with pity: "Master, you are not hallucinating. ”

Tang Sanzang turned his head to look at the stable, and with a groan, his body straightened up and twitched again.

"Master!Master!!" Sha Wujing also hurriedly ran over and pinched Tang Sanzang.

Tang Sanzang woke up, filled with shame and indignation, and roared angrily: "Sun Wukong~~"

Sun Wukong jumped directly from the roof of the stable, volleyed a volley and landed in front of Tang Sanzang, scratching his ears and cheeks and exclaiming excitedly: "Monk, my old grandson is doing a good job! They want to see Yue Meiyan, and they see it now." ”

Tang Sanzang stretched out his finger and pointed at Sun Wukong, and said tremblingly: "You~you~"

Sun Wukong slapped Tang Sanzang's hand open, and said with a smile: "No thanks, this is what my old grandson should do." ”

Tang Sanzang roared angrily: "Sun Wukong, the poor monk fought with you." The corners of his mouth moved slightly, and he immediately recited the mantra.

"Hmm~ It hurts!" Sun Wukong immediately covered his head, his face showing pain.

The corners of his mouth moved slightly, and he also recited the incantation.

"Ah~" Tang Sanzang screamed, holding his head and lying in Zhu Bajie's arms.

"Ah~"

"Hmm~"

"Ah~"

"Hmm~"

"Ah~"

"Hmm~"

……

The screams came and went in the courtyard, and the two of them refused to admit defeat, hated each other and glared at each other, persuading Sha Wujing back and forth in a hurry.

Tang Sanzang and Sun Wukong both looked at each other with anger in their eyes.

Tang Sanzang was annoyed that Sun Wukong put the white dragon horse women's clothes, will he have his reputation in the future?

Sun Wukong was annoyed that Tang Sanzang didn't know what to do, and he was kind enough to help you, and you still came to curse me!

Sha Wujing looked at the two screaming people, and hurriedly said to Zhu Bajie: "Second senior brother, you also persuade the two of them!"

Zhu Bajie said casually: "It's okay, when they all have enough pain, it'll be fine." ”

Facts have proved that Zhu Bajie is correct, but after half a cup of tea, Tang Sanzang and Sun Wukong both quieted down, sweating profusely in pain, and reconciled amicably.