Chapter 204: Professor Yi
Dr. Douzem's reminder is very pertinent.
On Monday night, Zheng Qing fell into a nightmare in his sleep again.
So much so that in Tuesday morning's divination class, he had to hang two huge bags under his eyes and try to keep up with the rhythm of Professor Yi's lecture.
But it was in vain.
As the most logical and arithmetic course in all university courses, Zheng Qing can't expect that the divination class will only need to practice diligently to master the progress like the Charms class, nor can he expect this course to be like the talisman class, and he will be able to lock in the final perfect score without studying.
He only hoped that he could reach the average of the class in this class, and no matter how bad he was, he would be reluctant to accept it.
Yet the words in the professor's mouth are so difficult.
With the slightest distraction, the rest of the course will become an incomprehensible book as if a quantum key had been added.
As a result, many students in the class are hovering between being confused and confused, and some have given up on treatment, staring blankly at the blackboard and feeding the bugs all the time - only a few can keep up with the rhythm of the professor's lecture clearly, such as Liu Feifei, the head student of the college.
This does not include Zheng Qing.
Although he is also a public-funded student, he can simply be called a public-funded student compared to the chief student who worked hard and held his textbooks for twenty hours a day.
Zheng Qing rubbed his tight face, and was very suspicious that yesterday's school cleaning did not clean up the sloths wriggling around the campus, otherwise his time would not always be out of time.
Thinking of this, the young public scholarship student couldn't help but rub his ears again.
He found nothing but rubbing his ears red.
On the podium, the thin professor clutched a three-foot-long bamboo pole and hugged his arms, his voice flat and undulating, as if he was reciting a hypnotic incantation.
Zheng Qing took a deep breath, changed his sitting position, and shifted his attention to the professor's face, trying to concentrate.
It worked, and there was no abrupt lack of time for him.
But this method is very distracting.
The professor's cheekbones were low, and there was not a trace of stubble on his tight chin, only a few deep wrinkles. The thinning hair could not cover his shiny scalp or his broad forehead.
The professor's eyes are small, always giving people the feeling of squinting, and his thin body is covered by a wide black robe, which looks like a big horse monkey.
Big horse monkey.
Zheng Qing couldn't help but chuckle.
Dr. Xiao, who was sitting next to him, glanced at him and pouted, but did not squeak.
Zheng Qing's laughter was so abrupt in the quiet classroom that even Professor Yi stopped lecturing and glanced at him.
The tip of the bamboo whip he was holding in his arms trembled slightly, as if he was eager to try.
The public-funded students immediately buried their heads in the book "Basic Easy Learning: First Year of University" on the desk, and remained motionless.
Then, for the first time, he noticed that the author of the book was Yi Jiazi.
Yi Jiazi is Professor Yi's name.
On the podium, the professor did not pursue Zheng Qing's misdemeanor, but restarted the chanting ritual of the hypnotic spell. It's just that Zheng Qing still didn't dare to raise his head.
With his head down, his thoughts wandering, he quickly returned to the first divination lesson.
It was the most relaxed divination class he had ever taken - at least in that class he understood every word the professor said.
After the half-class freshmen introduced themselves, the professor stood on the podium and began to speak in a thick nasal voice:
"I'm your divination teacher, you can just call me Professor Yi. ”
The bamboo whip in his hand whirred in the air, and he slammed the lectern in front of him.
The blackboard had their ears gagged along the elves, covered their heads with translucent wings, and looked at the terrified young wizards under the podium with a smile.
"My teaching style is very traditional!"
"There is no knowledge point that the whip can't teach, a few more whips, and you will understand everything!"
"Don't talk about rights and freedoms in my classroom!"
"If you don't want to attend class, go out!"
"In my class, you can choose to be whipped forward by me, or you can choose to be hung up by me and choose a kind teacher to teach you again!"
"But I believe that there is no better professor of divination in the whole of First University. ”
Under the podium, the young wizards of the Astronomy 08-1 class stared at the bamboo whip in the professor's hand tremblingly, lest this grumpy 'little old man' slash his head and cover his face.
Although he is privately called a little old man, Professor Yi Jiazi is actually not old.
He is very young, not tall, a little hunchbacked, with a typical Asian face, and his face is in his early twenties, not much older than Zheng Qing, but his yellow skin and the top of his head seriously affect his appearance, making him always have a bit of premature aging temperament, and he looks dozens of years older than his actual age.
Maybe the professor wants to be more mature and majestic.
The ochre-yellow bamboo whip was very effective in helping him achieve his goal.
In Professor Yi's class, even if he is as lively as Li Meng and as active as a fat man, he is honest and well-behaved, and he does not dare to exceed the rules slightly.
"The so-called divination is not the legend of seeing the trajectory of fate from the crystal ball, nor is it judging the future of events based on the cracks of the tortoiseshell, nor is it relying on the seventy-eight tarot cards to explain your life. ”
Seemingly satisfied with the performance of the sentient beings, Yi Jiazi's face softened slightly, and the nasal voice in his voice became much thicker.
Yelena lifted her chin as she seemed dissatisfied.
The professor didn't think it was angry, but nodded slightly to the gypsy witch, and then continued to outline it to the young wizards in a flat tone:
"Divination is a rigorous science. ”
"We don't rely on speculation to determine, we rely on calculations to measure. ”
"Everyone's life is certain, and if you want to see a person's life clearly, you have to see whether you can control his life. ”
"Having a full range of information...... And not just domination as most people understand it. ”
"If you know a person's personality, a person's preferences, the resources that a person has access to. Then you can easily judge what kind of judgment the person will make under a condition, and this judgment combines whether he will be angry in judgment, whether he will be biased in judgment, and whether he will compromise in judgment. ”
All of these judgments lead to a definite result. ”
"Life is a process of countless judgments, the only one that comes out of the convergence of countless results. ”
"Different judgments lead to different outcomes and different lives, and countless judgments are intertwined to form this amazing world. ”
"Different lives, different worlds, different dimensions. ”
"The truth is hidden in it. ”