Chapter 420: Urine

Zhou Fan's later sentence I am handsome, you are jealous of me, it is a joke, but the black dragon still sneered: "In the eyes of our dragon, you humans are no different from monkeys and orangutans, and this seat really can't tell your beauty and ugliness." ”

"Then you remember my face, those like me are handsome, and everyone else is ugly. Zhou Fan pointed to his face, "Then you will be able to tell the difference." ”

The black dragon laughed at himself and said, "You are really thick-skinned, but if you want to know the reason why this seat refuses to trade with you, this seat will tell you." ”

"The other guides don't know, but I've had enough of the failures of you guides, and it's impossible to reach the end of the ship. ”

"This seat also has its own set of criteria for selecting the people to cooperate with on boarding. ”

"What standard?" Zhou Fan asked with a solemn face.

It must have been this set of criteria that excluded him.

"If this pee is one of the three colors of red, orange and yellow, I will choose to help the boarder, if it is one of the three colors of blue, blue and purple, then I will choose to kill the boarder as soon as possible and continue to sleep. ”

"If you can't kill him, you'll have to wait until he's dead before going to sleep. ”

Zhou Fan looked confused when he heard this, it turned out that this dragon urine had so many colors...... Wait, is it time to pay attention to what color dragon urine is?

The point is that he was actually eliminated in this ridiculous way, and he had a feeling of wanting to cry without tears.

The way these facilitators choose who to board the ship is so random and weird!

And his luck was too bad, only the fog helped him out of the three boarders, and the other two excluded him.

Zhou Fan looked up at the black dragon who was smoking, and he said with a very reluctant smile on his face: "Respected Dragon Lord, can I ask you to drink more water and give me a chance to pee again?"

"Dragons pee and never take it back!" said the black dragon categorically.

"Isn't there room for accommodation in your rules, such as playing a game to win or lose?" Zhou Fan asked a little unwillingly, if he could play the game, maybe the boat would help him like last time, and he still had a chance.

"What kind of game are you playing?" the black dragon took another puff of his cigarette, "Do you think this is a child's house? Who is this seat? This seat is the master of non-human beings, the supreme dragon lord, the supreme existence of the law, this seat advises you to die of this heart." ”

"Stay on this ship, if you can't stay, jump down quickly, and the seat can go back to sleep again. ”

"I've said everything I should have told you, stop pestering this seat, if it weren't for this seat not being able to move you...... This seat can destroy you with a breath. ”

"I'm going to squint after I smoke this cigarette, and you stay. ”

Black Dragon's words were both indifferent and heartless.

"Isn't there anyone in the world who can change your mind?" Zhou Fan asked with a wry smile, this black dragon is really too difficult to communicate.

Could it be that you can only fish alone now?

"People?" the black dragon sneered, "Even the most powerful monk of your human race can't make this seat change his mind, and if there is anything in the world that can force this seat to change his mind, it is only the father emperor who has long since died." ”

"If you can get my father to appear in front of me now, I will change my mind immediately. ”

Zhou Fan was silent for a moment, and he looked at the black dragon with surprise in his eyes: "What you said is true?"

"What really?" The black dragon was slightly stunned, but it reacted quickly, and it sneered: "This seat is as it is, is it possible that you can still let this father and emperor appear in front of this seat?"

"Don't tell me, I really can. Zhou Fan smiled.

After he said this, the air suddenly cooled.

A faint black aura permeated the black dragon's body, and the entire wooden ship was shrouded in extremely cold air pressure.

The black dragon's golden eyes stared at Zhou Fan coldly: "Some words can't be joked!"

No one can joke about its father, not even the ship!

Zhou Fan looked directly at the black dragon: "I said I can do it, I can do it." ”

The black dragon said coldly: "How do you do it? If you have the ability to bring your father back to life, why should you bother with the help of this seat? ”

"Of course, I can't bring your father back to life, but what you said just now is to let your father appear in front of you, which may be an illusion. Zhou Fan explained, in fact, he didn't know what was going on.

"Illusion?" "The black dragon's golden pupils sneered, "You said you have a spell that can make this seat fall into an illusion, or have you seen the father of this seat?"

In the eyes of the black dragon, with its dragon talent, there is almost no magic in the world that can make it fall into illusion, and as for seeing its father, so as to conjure up the appearance of its father, it is even more of a joke!

The contemporaries of its father and emperor dare not say that they are all dead, but it definitely can't be this little human bug in front of him who is only a teenager!

"You don't need to know how I do it, I just want to ask, didn't you say that you do what you say?"

The black dragon was silent, and the dragon's whiskers on the dragon's head were slowly fluttering, did this person really have a way to do it?

That's impossible!

As a guide, it can see all the conditions of this person's body, and with such a low state of this person, it is absolutely impossible to do such a thing!

But where did his faith come from?

The golden pupils showed a look of doubt, but the pride of being the dragon lord made it say in a deep voice: "This seat has always spoken according to the law, and it will not deceive you as a small human being. ”

Let's just look at how this human does it.

"But we've only met twice, after all, and I hope the Dragon Lord will swear to the ship. Zhou Fan thought about it and said.

Only by swearing to the ship like rouge, can Zhou Fan rest assured, who knows if this black dragon is what kind of person flies full of lies?

"You don't believe in this seat!" The black dragon was so angry that half of the dragon's wings stretched out, and it said sharply: "It's okay to make this seat swear, but what if you can't do it?"

Zhou Fan frowned slightly, his face was cloudy, but he quickly said, "If I can't do it, what does the Dragon Lord want me?"

"If you can't do it...... Black Dragon stretched out a claw finger and pointed to the mirror-like gray river, "You're going to jump off the boat and swear by the same as this seat, do you dare?"

"Good. Zhou Fan said firmly, he had no way out.

The black dragon looked at Zhou Fan, and there was a look of hesitation in his golden eyes, but it was impossible for it to retreat at this time.

Zhou Fan and Heilong soon swore an oath to the ship, and the oath of one person and one dragon was different, but this obviously developed into a gambling contract.

"Come, let this seat see how you let this seat father emperor appear in front of this seat?" After finishing the oath, the black dragon looked at Zhou Fan coldly.

Zhou Fan raised his eyebrows slightly, "What's so difficult about this?"

"Heavenly Dragon Ancestor Dragon God help me!"