Chapter 63: The Old Hippie Man
Xue Wushu was once again blasted out of the welfare home by the old dean. The reason is that he found that after drinking three pots of monkey wine in a row, the old dean actually looked several years younger, and there was a lot of black hair on his head, so he joked that he would help the old dean find an old lady, and said that if he was lucky, he might be able to hold another son before he died.
Wander aimlessly along the streets, go up and see the excitement when you see something interesting, and buy and eat while walking if you see something delicious. is a world-famous brand up and down, but he looks like a villain when he walks. No one dared to approach him on the road. Even if he occasionally encounters three or two ruffians, he will take a detour when he sees him, and he knows the benefits and disadvantages better than ordinary people.
"I'll go! This hot and sour noodle is still open?!"
Passing by a street corner where I was a child, I suddenly saw a small signboard of "Zhangjia Hot and Sour Noodles". Memories surged in my heart, and my tongue was full of joy.
"Boss, let's have a bowl of hot and sour noodles, it's very spicy!"
"Wait a minute!"
Originally, they were all queuing, but Xue Wuxuan brazenly squeezed to the front, and the boss wanted to beckon him to line up, but after just one glance, his hands trembled, and he didn't dare to say this. Xindao: I'm a mother! Where is this big brother on the road? I saw Lao Tzu trembling all over.
The person who was cut into the queue was a man with five big and three rough, and at this time, he was also looking at his nose and nose, and he didn't dare to look more after looking at Xue Wusuan.
"Hey, what kind of quality are the people in front, haven't you seen so many people queuing?"
Xue Wusuan was rubbing his hands and waiting to eat hot and sour noodles, how could he bother to pay attention to the complaints of the people behind him. Didn't even look back.
Who knew that the person who spoke behind him was quite serious, and his sense of justice was bursting, and he walked to the front in three or two steps and stretched out his hand and pointed in front of Xue Wushu, probably preparing to teach him a lesson.
"Get out!" Xue Wu has a temper whatever? When he was alive, he was nicknamed "Mad Dog", and when he died, he became Yama Luo to control a side of the underworld, and it is not an exaggeration to say that he "holds thousands of lives and deaths". Now that someone has affected his expectation of waiting for hot and sour noodles, he is naturally angry, and in his world, he can slap the other party to death.
"You, you, you......"
Xue Wusuan turned his head and realized that it was actually an office lady who stopped him! Instantly scored in his heart: eight points for face, nine points for figure, seven points for temperament, and a comprehensive score of eight points and five! Although it is not as good as a nine-point beauty like Wang Yuyan and Mu Wanqing, it is also very rare.
"Hurry up! Don't think that if you look good, you won't be willing to fight, and if you don't say half a word, Lao Tzu will slap your face, try it if you don't believe it!"
Hot and sour noodles are current, who cares if you are beautiful or ugly?
became a queue dog, but Xue Wushu was not ashamed at all, but proud. Because his consistent idea is: To be a wicked person is to be hated and feared, so that he can pick up cheap. If you are not feared or disliked by others, who will be a wicked person?
Holding the amount of hot and sour noodles that the boss made as quickly as possible, he threw a big ticket of 100 over, ignored the money, and left in one step. When he walked away, he couldn't see his back, and the people queuing in front of the door began to scold him word by word. A few men were very dog-legged to comfort the beautiful woman who was so frightened by Xue Wusuan that her eyes were red.
The beauty does not appreciate it. Now that I think about it, what did you just pretend to be like a quail?
Turn the street, and you will arrive at a business district in the county, with a small square. I found a chair and sat down, and snorted and shaved into my mouth.
"Life is also joyful, and death is not painful. Staying in the world is nothing more than a prosperous karmic fire, and in the end I am still tired. ”
was eating happily, and a person sat down next to him, and he was concerned with a string of inexplicable words. Xue Wusuan felt strange in his heart, picked up the bowl, and turned his head to look over. I saw an old man with white hair and a stiff figure, but dressed as a hippie, looking at him with a smile on his face. It seems that all those words were said to him.
After drinking the soup in the bowl in three or two sips, he wiped his mouth. Only then did Xue Wusuan speak: "Old man, were you talking to me just now?"
"It's nature. Are you going to go by yourself, or will I take you away, old man?"
Xue Wusuan frowned, and said in his heart: Isn't there something wrong with this old man? Forget it, I don't care so much about an old man.
Seeing that Xue Wushu was leaving, the old man stood up with him. His tone suddenly became very stern, and he said in a suppressed voice: "There are laws in the world, and the dead and the living have their own places to go. If you don't listen to persuasion, then don't blame me for being rude!"
Xue Wushu is strange, how can you be unkind to him as an old man in your seventies and eighties?
Just as he was about to speak, he saw that as soon as the old man's hand was raised, a piece of yellow rune paper was pasted towards Xue Wushu's forehead.
Xue Wusuan's body moved slightly, and then flashed a few meters away, allowing the old man to stick to the air. But I saw it in my heart. The old man wasn't supposed to be crazy. Rather, a superior man. Eighty percent saw something in him. Otherwise, he wouldn't have pasted him with exorcism talismans. And looking at the old man just now, his hands and feet moved very fast, and he obviously practiced his fists and feet.
I was secretly amused and a little curious. And it was fun.
deliberately scattered a little sinister aura to cover the old man, and then said expressionlessly, "How do you see it?"
The old man is also a hard bone, even if his heart is horrified and his whole body trembles unconsciously, but he actually carries the yin qi and does not take half a step back.
"Hmph, how can you escape in front of my Taoist means!"
"I'll ask you again, how did you find me? If you don't dare to say it, I'll kill everyone in this square!" Xue Wushu was frightened, and at the same time, he really dispersed his evil aura, and in an instant, everyone within a radius of dozens of meters turned pale and trembled, and they thought they were sick for some reason.
"Stop!" the old man snorted. I never thought that an evil ghost I encountered by chance would not only not be afraid of the sun, but also have such a strong mana. The terrifying yin qi that diffused just now alone made the old man almost not scared to death.
"What's not to see about this? Your face is obviously a premature death, and you should have been dead for a few years. And it is impossible for people to have such a strong yin qi as you. What else could it be other than a ghost that borrows a corpse to resurrect a soul?"
Although Xue Wusuan's face continued to tense, he was surprised in his heart: This old man can really look at it? and he can also know that the yin qi on my body is strong. Sure enough, it's not a simple person.
"The old man is not bad. How dare you report your home?"
"Hmph, why don't you dare? Dragon Tiger Mountain Jian Chen!"
Dragon Tiger Mountain?
"You're a Taoist?"
"Count yourself on the sight!"
Xue Wushu has a black line. If you don't say the three words Longhu Mountain, who can tell that you are a Taoist priest? Who has ever seen a Taoist priest dressed as a hippie?
"Old man Jian, I'm the Ten Thousand Year Ghost King, and I'm here to find death just because of your Taoism?"
"Ten Thousand Year Ghost King?!"
These four words combined with the terrifying and sinister aura that had been covering his body, the hippie old man who claimed to be a Taoist priest of Longhu Mountain was stunned for a moment.
Secret Dao: No wonder he is not afraid of the sun, and he only shows his yin qi and does not show his ghost spirit, it turns out that he is the ghost king of ten thousand years?
"Okay! Count you on, don't let me meet you next time!"
The hippie old man's face changed several times, and then he put down a cruel word and turned around and ran away.
Xue Wusuan's eyes straightened. Xindao: Do you believe this?
ps: Talking counts, this is today's third update.