Chapter 160 The cow blows up

Lord Doug also put a lot of thought into entertaining the Overlord Flower, and the entire manor was lit up with flowers everywhere.

Hundreds of ordinary people come and go, preparing alfresco meals for guests.

In fact, Lord Doug wanted to entertain everyone in the lord's hall, but unfortunately, the overlord of the family was strong and strong, and there were nearly a thousand people with heads and faces under his hands, and all of them were orcs with big shoulders and round waists.

Although Lord Doug's lord's hall is also quite spacious, yes, it really can't fit so many big heads.

In desperation, Lord Doug had no choice but to place the banquet outside, but fortunately he had an unusually spacious lawn here, which was usually used for horseback riding, which was enough to accommodate so many people.

Lord Doug has been following the overlord for several years, and he also knows the temperament of these people under her, so he is too lazy to get the nobleman's set of fine things, which is definitely thankless, but it is better to directly sea a large amount of barbecue and wine.

You don't even need to get any tables, because these big guys are dizzy and do everything, and if they have tables, they will be smashed, or they will be turned into weapons, and it will not be good to hurt people, so it is better to just let them sit on the ground.

Only the overlord flower is a civilized person, well, half a civilized person, so it is given preferential treatment, with a spacious table and comfortable chairs, and a dozen different dishes.

In addition, Lord Doug also knew that Overlord Flower liked to drink, so this time he also made a bloody investment, taking out a bucket of thousands of years of fine wine that he brought from home to entertain this distinguished guest.

Sure enough, Lord Doug's hard work was not in vain, Overlord Flower was satisfied with this barrel of thousand-year-old wine, and his subordinates ate and drank happily, and for a time it can be said that the guests and hosts were happy.

As time went by, everyone drank more and more refreshingly, and as soon as the strength of the wine came up, all kinds of nonsense appeared.

Some orcs drank refreshed, and suddenly felt the urgency to urinate, and they were at the scene of the banquet, tearing open their pants and releasing water, others not only did not dislike it, but also applauded loudly, and even some people simply participated in it, competing with each other, who urinated far.

As a result, the beautiful manor that Lord Doug had worked so hard to build turned into a urinal in an instant, and the smell of urine began to permeate the smell of wine.

Lord Doug smelled this, and his heart was bleeding as he watched his manor being ruined.

And Overlord Flower was also drunk at this time, directly grabbed Lord Doug's collar, and then patted his chest and promised: "Doug, don't worry, Miss Ben will definitely help you get that rookie, and then this territory will be yours!"

"Really?" Lord Doug was overjoyed when he heard this, he originally thought that this territory would be taken away by the Overlord Flower, but he didn't expect people to be so generous, and they gave it to him directly.

But before Lord Doug was excited for three seconds, Overlord Flower continued, "But you have to give me the territory you are close to me, and we will exchange it with each other, so that it is fair and reasonable!"

Hearing this, Lord Doug's face turned green.

Emperor Shitian's territory is clear to him, after all, he has personally walked through it, and he knows that it is a barren land, so poor that he can only grow moss, so to speak, it is almost worthless.

However, the territory that Lord Doug is close to the Overlord Flower Territory is rich in resources, especially the fact that there is a mushroom forest that is extremely rare in the underground world, which produces edible mushrooms, and even includes some magic plants, which can be equipped with many potions.

The production of that territory alone can equip and feed at least 10,000 troops for Lord Doug every year.

But now it's good, this feng shui treasure is going to be forcibly replaced with a barren land, and the overlord flower is still putting on the appearance that you have earned, which can make Lord Doug angry.

But helplessly, people are under the eaves, how can they not bow their heads?

As Overlord Flower had predicted, Lord Doug didn't even dare to say a word.

The fierce reputation of the overlord flower is forged with a lot of white bones, and the main thing is that the Doug Collar dares not to know each other, and the 60,000 friendly troops outside will immediately become enemy troops, and it will not take an hour to slaughter the city.

Therefore, although Lord Doug had a feeling of aggrieved feeling of a dog, he could only agree to it, and at the same time smiled and said, "Thank you for the reward!"

"Haha, good!" Overlord Flower triumphantly patted Lord Doug's distorted face.

Then, Overlord Flower burped and asked strangely, "Why do you seem to be upset?"

When Lord Doug heard this, he immediately fought a cold war, for fear of causing the dissatisfaction of the Overlord Flower, and hurriedly remedied: "Aren't I worried that Emperor Shi Tiandi that bastard will make trouble for you!"

"Hahaha~" When Overlord Hua heard this, he laughed and said: "Just because of that turtle, you still dare to make trouble with me?" Don't look at that kid's crazy tone, but in fact, it's just a dead duck with a hard mouth. If you don't believe it, when Miss Ben's crushing army hits his territory, he will be so frightened that he will kneel on the spot!"

"Really?" said Lord Doug with some skepticism.

"Of course it's true!" Overlord Flower then slapped the table fiercely and shouted: "I have seen a lot of cowardice like that, I have seen a lot of little white faces, there is no hair on my mouth, I dare to blow anything, and when I really meet the moment of life and death, see me kneel faster than anyone else, and be sharper than anyone else." In order to save his life, that little white face definitely can't take care of any dignity. I smack his left cheek and he will hand it over again, I ask him to lick my shoes, but he doesn't dare kiss my feet, I want to sleep with his wife, he can only be next to him and applaud me!"

"Wow, my lord is mighty!" Lord Doug immediately snapped his ass.

"Your Excellency is mighty!" The group of orcs under Overlord Flower also immediately raised their wine glasses and shouted, the scene was boiling, and everyone swelled to the extreme.

The drunken Overlord Flower, when it was blown by everyone like this, the bones in the body were even lighter, and the two Holy Light wings inadvertently flapped, and the whole person flew up!

However, at this time, the little angel of the overlord flower suddenly appeared, and said in a panic: "Master, master, it's not good, it's not good, it's not good!"

"What's so alarming? Don't you see that I'm cool here?" said Overlord Flower impatiently.

"Something is wrong!" the little angel hurriedly said, "Our territory has been attacked!"

"Hmm~" Overlord Hua Xia Xue hummed indifferently, but then suddenly reacted, her face suddenly changed greatly, and she hurriedly shouted, "Who dares to hit me?"

"It seems to be the rookie you want to bully, Emperor Shitian~" The little angel said.

As soon as these words came out, everyone present counted one by one, and they all fell into a stupor in an instant, especially the overlord flower, that pretty face, red for a while, blue for a while, and purple for a while, and the expression of the whole face kept changing between shame and indignation, so that it was a little distorted.

No way, this slap is too harsh.

Overlord Flower just blew it in front of everyone, saying that Emperor Shi Tian would grovel to him in fright, but before the words fell, people hit him in his lair, which was equivalent to a slap in the face!

Overlord Hua is also a person with a head and a face, and when such an oolong appears, this old face is a little unbearable, and I can't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.

And Lord Doug was also nervous, he didn't care about the overlord flower's disgrace, but he was afraid that the overlord flower would be angry and angry with him, so he couldn't find a crack in the ground to get into it now, for fear that after being noticed by the overlord flower, he would kill people and kill him.

Those orcs also woke up at this time, and they were also afraid of being angry by the angry Overlord Flower, so they all quickly lowered their heads and pretended not to see anything or hear anything.

It took a long time for the overlord flower to react, and finally she was so angry that she threw the wine glass directly, and then grabbed the little angel and roared angrily: "Are you sure you are not mistaken?"

"The news from over there can be described as conclusive evidence, and there must be no mistake, it is him. The little angel hurriedly said: "You better hurry up and think of a way, otherwise your main city, Beast King City, may be finished." ”

"Nonsense!" Overlord Flower roared angrily: "How many days have passed? I haven't even reached his territory, why has he already reached my territory? Could it be that his marching speed is still faster than mine?"

"You seem to have forgotten. The little angel reminded helplessly: "When you were halfway through, you took a long detour, and you also carried out a two-day hunting activity, which was delayed for several days." And the troops under Emperor Shi Tian are mainly cavalry, even if the speed is slower than yours, it is not much slower, calculate the time, you can indeed reach your territory. ”

"Damn, I wouldn't have saved this money if I knew I wouldn't have saved it. Overlord Hua scolded, and then suddenly said: "No, even if you delay a little time, it's nothing at all, anyway, I and the army can teleport back, and then I will let him know how powerful I am!"

After saying that, Overlord Flower immediately let go of the little angel, turned to grab Lord Doug's neck, and roared angrily: "Hurry up and prepare a teleportation array for me, I will teleport back to clean up that bastard!"

"Yes, yes~" Lord Doug hurriedly agreed, and hurriedly wanted to turn around and lead the way.

But at this time, the little angel suddenly said, "No need, the teleportation array can't be used!"

"What?" Overlord Flower immediately said in surprise, "Why can't it be used?"

"Because there are distractions. The little angel said: "That Emperor Shi Tian has a capable man, and he can actually build a magic array that interferes with the teleportation array, and he arranged four teleportation interference arrays before attacking, so that the teleportation magic array in the Beast King City is out of order." So you can only run back to the rescue. ”

"What?" Overlord Flower was suddenly shocked and said, "Aren't you kidding? It will take me more than 20 days to rush back! At that time, the daylilies are cold!"

(End of chapter)