Chapter 156: Cat-Eared Angel
Lord Doug was immediately so angry that his old face turned red and trembled, he had never seen such a cheap person in his life!
If he hadn't known that he couldn't beat Emperor Shi Tian, I'm afraid he wouldn't have been able to help but fight directly.
Lord Doug took a long breath, and it took a lot of effort to suppress his anger, and then said coldly: "I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you, you have the ability, just talk to this adult!"
With that, Lord Doug pulled out a gem and instilled mana to activate it.
The next moment, the gem bloomed with brilliant brilliance, gradually forming a phantom of magical light.
This is a very special beautiful angel, because in addition to the wings of holy light, it also has a pair of beautiful cat ears, and with her fourteen or fifteen-year-old exquisite smiling face, it looks extremely cute.
The only fly in the ointment is her expression, which is completely the arrogant expression of a little sister, holding a meat bone in her left hand and a huge sterling silver wine glass in her right hand.
Sitting on a chair, with his feet on the table, he ate a mouthful of meat and wine, and he didn't care about the affairs here.
Emperor Shi Tian and the people around him were all ignorant, and they couldn't understand what this meant at all.
And Lord Doug had black lines on his face, and he hurriedly said, "My lord, the communication has begun!"
"Huh?" was drinking, and the meat-eating cat-eared angel woke up and realized that his shape was very unsightly.
She quickly sat up straight, then desperately took a few bites to eat the meat clean, threw the bones, and then wanted to make a serious expression.
But the meat was eaten in such a hurry just now that it was stuck in her throat, so that she opened her mouth, but she didn't even speak, but almost squirted out the meat.
In a hurry, the cat-eared angel quickly patted his chest very snapped, grabbed the wine glass again, and poured a few sips hard, and then reluctantly swallowed the meat.
But this whole embarrassing process has been clearly seen by Emperor Shi Tian, and everyone can't help but show a weird smile on their faces.
Only Lord Doug directly held an old face, and secretly said in his heart: "My God, this time it's a shame!"
The cat-eared angel also realized that something was wrong, and her little face turned red with shame, and then she couldn't help but slap the table and shouted, "What are you laughing at? It's not polite at all?
When Emperor Shi Tian heard this, he couldn't help but roll his eyes, and then said with some tears and laughter: "Even if you are an indigenous, you know the etiquette of dining!"
After speaking, Emperor Shi Tian did not forget to give a glass of wine to the cat-eared angel in a chic manner to show his aristocratic temperament.
I don't know, I really think that Emperor Shi Tian understands aristocratic etiquette.
Only the dragon cannon Ji and the barrage Ji who know the roots, but they couldn't help laughing.
As a grassroots emperor, Emperor Shi Tiandi despised the most in his life was aristocratic etiquette, even if there were countless ministers who persuaded him to learn, he had never been a bird at all, and even did the feat of toasting directly with a wine barrel at the founding ceremony.
But it's good now, this rough guy is still embarrassed to laugh at others and doesn't know how to eat etiquette? Isn't this a thief shouting to catch a thief?
Fortunately, the cat-eared angel on the other side didn't know this, and he was immediately embarrassed by Emperor Shitian's ridicule, and immediately said unconvinced: "What do you know?
"Oh, do all the nobles of your god realm dine like this?" Emperor Shi Tian said with a mocking expression, "How can it be the same as the bandits and bandits over there?"
"You~" The cat-eared angel was almost by him.
Fortunately, Lord Doug knew that this matter could not be mentioned any more, so he quickly changed the topic and said: "My lord, this Emperor Shi Tian is the rookie Xinding who resisted your order and refused to give you an offering!"
"Huh?" The cat-eared angel immediately turned cold, and said very unceremoniously: "Look at your broken name, Emperor Shi Tian?
When Lord Doug heard this, he immediately looked ignorant, and couldn't help but secretly say in his heart, "My lord, you seem to have misunderstood the point, right? Shouldn't we pay attention to the matter of the offering now? Why did you mock his name?"
Lord Doug obviously didn't know that Overlord Flower obviously had a child's temper, and he had just suffered a loss in dining etiquette, and now of course he had to find it back in his name. As for other things, in her opinion, it is not as important as finding a venue at all.
Emperor Shi Tian is not a good person, but this name he finally came up with, and there are still people who dare to ridicule it? How can that be polite? So he immediately said unconvinced, "My name is frustrated, then what is your name?"
"Overlord Flower!" said the cat-eared angel proudly.
"Ouch, I'll go!" Emperor Shi Tian was directly taken aback, "I used to have a cat, and that's the name! Later, she died, and I was still sad, so big." Could it be that she ascended to the Upper Realm and was reincarnated as you?"
The cat-eared angel was stunned by Emperor Shi Tian's words, and after thinking for a while, he realized that the other party was scolding him, and immediately shouted angrily: "You dead rookie, little native, what nonsense are you talking about?
"Then what kind of reincarnation are you?" asked Emperor Shi Tian with a pretended surprise of surprise.
"People are, yes, yes~" Cat-eared angel 'is' for a long time and didn't know what she was reincarnated, and in anger, she shouted directly: "Damn it, people are born to their parents, not reincarnated." Don't you divert the topic here, and say, why don't you give me an offering?"
"Who was the first to divert the topic?" Emperor Shi Tian replied with a wry smile, and then said, "Why did I pay you tribute?"
"Do you need to ask, this neighborhood is all my territory, and everyone wants to make offerings to me?" said the cat-eared angel confidently.
"You said that your place is your territory, and have you gotten my permission?" said Emperor Shi Tian unceremoniously.
"How old are you, why do you get your permission?" said the cat-eared angel angrily.
"I am the master of this territory, this is the territory given to me by the academy, can't this be the master?" said Emperor Shi Tian with a smile.
"Of course not, in this one-third of an acre of land, the academy doesn't count, I say it!" The cat-eared angel said proudly, "You must give me an offering, otherwise I will beat you!"
"Hehe!" Emperor Shi couldn't help but laugh and said, "Are you sure you have beaten me?"
"Isn't this nonsense?" said the cat-eared angel proudly: "I have 100,000 male soldiers, clean up your rookie, it's not a matter of minutes?"
"Lord Doug thinks so too, and as a result, what is his fate now?" said Emperor Shi Tian with a smile.
"Don't compare me to this piece of waste!" the cat-eared angel sneered, "I have five times his strength!"
Lord Doug was scolded in public as a waste, but he didn't dare to say a word, and even acquiesced.
Emperor Shi Tian said with a smile: "You are only five times stronger than him, aren't you very powerful?"
"Can you still beat me?" the cat-eared angel sneered unceremoniously.
"Of course!" Emperor Shi Tian smiled: "I don't believe it, let's do the math, I defeated Lord Doug and only dispatched 400 cave people, and you are five times stronger than him, which means that you can do it with only more than 2,000 people!
When the cat-eared angel heard this, she was also stunned on the spot, and then she asked the lord of Wenge: "He said that he defeated your army of tens of thousands with 400 cave people, now please tell me, is this true?"
"This~" Lord Doug nodded with a flushed face and said, "It seems that he did dispatch this little cave man before and after." ”
"Oh my God, how stupid do you have to be to do such a thing?" The cat-eared angel directly held his forehead and said: "Tens of thousands of troops were raped by 400 cave people, I can't believe it's true! You can be regarded as a miracle!"
Lord Doug's face was flushed, and he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.
The cat-eared angel didn't bother to pay attention to him anymore, and instead said to Emperor Shi Tian: "It seems that you kid still has a little bit of ability, otherwise, you return Lord Doug's mage group to him, and make up for all his losses." I will not hold you accountable for your offense this time, and I will mercifully grant you the opportunity to become a minor lord under my command!"
"Hehe~" Emperor Shi Tian rolled his eyes directly and said: "Thank you for your mercy, but unfortunately, I don't need it." On the contrary, I can have mercy on you, there is still a shortage of a bed-warming maid, I think you are quite suitable!"
The cat-eared angel suddenly turned grim, and said majestically: "Native, do you want to die?"
"No, I just expressed my true thoughts!" said Emperor Shi Tian with a smile.
"Very well, you are the most arrogant native I have ever met!" said the cat-eared angel with murderous squints, "but I can also assure you that you will also be the worst natives to die! I will feed you alive to my wolves!
"Oh, it's really a bloody little Lori, it's not good! the heart is too dark, it will become ugly!" Emperor Shi Tian teased indifferently.
"Bastard, you wait for me!" said the cat-eared angel angrily, and at the same time, her right hand grabbed fiercely, and directly smashed the delicate wine glass made of sterling silver.
Then, the communication gem suddenly exploded with a bang, thus disconnecting the long-range communication.
The cat-eared angel can leave as soon as he is angry, but Lord Doug is still here, and now he can sit directly on wax.
Emperor Shi Tiandi said with a sneer: "It seems that your backstage is not good, I will just throw you here, let's say, how do you want to die?"
"The two countries will fight each other, and they will not be killed!" said Lord Doug tremblingly, "You are also a person who pays attention to aristocratic demeanor, you can't be so barbaric, right?"
"This~" Emperor Shi Tiandi immediately blushed, and couldn't help but smile bitterly and said to himself, "Damn, if I knew that there was this now, I wouldn't pretend to be a bullshit noble." ’
(End of chapter)