778 My Concept
"What's unfair?" asked the three little boys in blood in unison.
They don't know what happened to the snowman yet.
"The three of you are very familiar, aren't you?" Zhou Fan said: "Then no matter who teams up with me, how do I know if he will lose on purpose." ”
"We've never done anything like it. The three little boys in bloody clothes felt greatly insulted and denied.
"How do I know if you've ever done something like this? It's a matter of trust. Zhou Fan sneered: "After all, I don't know you." ”
The three little boys in bloody clothes were all slightly stunned, they quickly gathered around and discussed a few words, and finally the tallest little boy in bloody clothes stood up and said: "If you don't believe it, then we can change the way, you can choose one of us, we will be one-on-one." ”
"One-on-one seems fair, but it's still unfair. Zhou Fan said again: "You think, I am an adult, you are a child, how can I bully you?"
"Even if we're kids, you can't beat us. The three little boys in bloody clothes said coldly in unison.
"That's what you think, games have to be fair to be meaningful, and I never bully children. Zhou Fan shook his head and said firmly.
"......" The three little boys in bloody clothes didn't know what to say for a while, the key was that they actually thought that what Zhou Fan said was very reasonable.
The three little boys in blood clothes gathered around to discuss, and finally the short little boy in blood clothes said impatiently: "We have enough of you, if you don't want to play, then we will send you away, if you want to play, you can come up with a fair way to play, or we will follow the one-on-one method we just had, we don't want to nag with you." ”
Zhou Fan pondered.
The bloody-clothed boy in the middle of his height conjured up an hourglass and urged Zhou Fan to come.
"I have a solution. Zhou Fan said.
"What's the solution?" said the three little boys in blood, who wanted a fair game too.
"We are still one-on-one, but we stand still and can't move, and then take turns throwing snowballs at each other, we can only throw five snowballs at a time, and when that person finishes throwing, it will be the opponent's turn to throw, so that the gap between adults and children can be smoothed......" Zhou Fan frowned when he said this: "But it still doesn't work, so whoever votes first will have an advantage, which is still unfair." ”
"That's it, we can let you vote first. The three little boys in blood said in unison, they thought it was fair.
They just want to start quickly, so they don't hesitate to let Zhou Fan vote first.
Zhou Fan was silent for a moment and said, "Then according to what you say." ”
"Who are you going to choose?" the three little boys in bloody clothes asked expectantly looking at Zhou Fan.
"You can come out with any of them. Zhou Fan said.
"No, then you won't admit that you've lost. The three little boys in bloody clothes shook their heads.
"Well, I'll pick you. Zhou Fan pointed to the tallest little boy in bloody clothes.
The tallest little boy in blood stepped forward.
The two stood opposite each other, and the distance between them was no more than a kilometer.
"You can vote, according to the rules, I won't hide. The little boy in the highest blood suit said with a serious face.
Zhou Fan bent down and pinched a snowball, he held it up and said, "The snowball we threw is based on such a big snowball, and it can't be pinched too big, otherwise it will be a violation." ”
The three little boys in bloody clothes all had bright eyes, and they knew that there could be so many rules to maintain fairness in snowball fights.
"No problem. The tallest little boy in blood said.
"I'm going to vote. Zhou Fan's raised right hand leaned back, and then threw the snowball in his hand hard.
The snowball smashed on the left arm of the tallest blood-clad boy, and with a bang, his left arm burst directly, breaking off with his left palm.
The little boy in the highest blood coat did not frown, he was used to such pain, he licked his lips and said, "There are four more snowballs." ”
Zhou Fan quickly threw out a second snowball, and the swirling snowball fell on the right arm of the little boy in blood, and with a bang, his right arm broke, blood splashed, and his right arm fell on the snow with his right palm.
"And three snowballs. The little boy in the highest blood coat said again.
"You lost. Zhou Fan shook his head and said, "You don't have two palms, how can you win me?" Now you are just fish and meat on the chopping board for me to slaughter. ”
That's the advantage of pitching first.
"No, I didn't lose. The little boy in the highest blood coat laughed.
His other two companions were also unhurried and watched.
Zhou Fan frowned slightly, he was a little puzzled.
Then Zhou Fan found that the two arms on the snow rose up, grabbed the two snowballs with his palms, and threw them at Zhou Fan.
With two bangs, the snowball exploded in front of Zhou Fan's eyes and did not fall on him.
This made Zhou Fan stunned.
"It's not like I'm out of the cracks, but you still have three snowballs. The tallest blood-clad boy said.
"It's not fair. This sentence has almost become Zhou Fan's mantra, "My arm is broken and I can't move, and your arm can't move, it's fair." ”
"I allow your arm to move, but whether it can move or not is none of my business. The little boy in the highest blood coat smiled: "This is still fair, cunning human, you are really stupid, we dare to let you play first, we have long thought that you will hit my arms first." ”
"If you don't roll three snowballs, it's my turn, and I'm not going to let you drag it out like that. The little boy in the highest blood coat urged.
Zhou Fan didn't speak again, he bent down to pick up the third snowball and threw it out.
The snowball smashed precisely into the center of the eyebrows of the tallest blood-clothed boy, and exploded with a bang, and countless blood gushed out.
The boy's eyes were sunken and his eyeballs were gone.
But the little boy in the bloody suit was still laughing: "You are really smart, but this is the human mind after all, do you think I can't see if I blow up my eyes? ”
"You have two snowballs left, but cherish them. ”
Zhou Fan threw out the fourth snowball again, and the fourth snowball still smashed on the face of the little boy in blood, and the upper half of his face was blown up, which looked terrifying.
Beneath the bright red snow was sprinkling flesh.
Zhou Fanqiang held back the feeling of nausea, he didn't look at the little boy in blood again, he paused, and then bent down and pinched out one snowball after another, there were more than a dozen.
"Why do you make so many snowballs? Save them for next time? But you don't have a next time. The little boy in the highest blood coat smiled and said, "Now it's my turn, okay, right?"
"These snowballs are all going to be thrown at you. After Zhou Fan finished speaking, he kept picking up snowballs and smashing them on the little boy in blood one by one.
The blood-clothed boy's body continued to explode, and in the blink of an eye, it was incomplete, leaving only one sole of foot, supporting the tattered blood-colored body.
"You're fouling. The shortest boy shouted.
"You fouled. The little boy in the bloody clothes who was in the middle of his height said with a cold face.
"I said I could only throw five snowballs. The voice of the tallest blood-clad boy rose out of the air.
"A foul is a loss. The three little boys in bloody clothes said in unison.
"I didn't foul me. Zhou Fan shrugged and said.
"You're still talking nonsense. The faces of the three little boys in bloody clothes contorted.
"Don't worry, listen to me first, let's just throw five snowballs, and then it's the other party's turn, right?" Zhou Fan asked calmly.
"That's what we said. The three of them said in unison again, "But how many did you throw? ”
"I didn't throw any of them away. Zhou Fan replied: "The five you said are just your wishful thinking, but the five I said are different from what you said. ”
After Zhou Fan finished speaking, he rolled out a big snowball on the snow, the big snowball was half as tall as him, and the three little boys in bloody clothes looked at him with puzzled expressions.
Zhou Fan patted the snowball beside him and said, "I'm sorry, in my concept, such a big snowball is only one." ”