Chapter 4: The sky misunderstands me!
Listening to his words, Mo Tianwei had already constructed a standard template for the male protagonist of Xiuzhenwen in his mind, with the protagonist's aura, adventures, leapfrog challenges, and record breakers...... Tsk, that's amazing!
But...... Mo Tianwei quietly glanced at the fanatical Liu Lin, who knew that this kendo genius was actually a somewhat neurotic technical nerd!
"The true monarch is really terrifying!" Mo Tianwei echoed, and asked curiously: "I don't know the name of the true monarch?"
"Xiaomo, you don't understand, the name of a real person and a true monarch, how can we say it at will?" Liu Lin touched her little head, "You know, the higher the cultivation, the deeper the fit with the Great Dao of Heaven and Earth, when someone mentions their name, they will have their own senses." ”
“...... "Voldemort is this??
"So since the Heguang Era, the Dao number has been very popular," Liu Lin began to popularize science again, "All my Sword Sect disciples can be given the Dao number after entering the inner gate." Huo Zhenjun's Dao name Mingze is that everyone in the cultivation world calls him Mingze Zhenjun. ”
"Mingze?" Mo Tianwei's heart jumped, and he had a vague sense of foreboding.
"Yes, the five hundred and fifty-eighth generation is the Ming generation. ”
Sword Sect ...... Mingzawa Zhenjun...... Qingyunfeng ...... The Seven Sects of the Sword Gate...... The Celestial Jin Dynasty......
I'm a man!
Isn't this the "Immortal Demon Sword Master" of the eunuch at X o'clock!
I actually got into a book?!
Cold sweat was dripping, Mo Tianwei was desperate for this world full of malice!
This book, this book is also known as "The Daily Record of the Mental Hospital".
Yes, that's right, psychiatric hospitals!
The author of this book probably wants to take the funny route, but the pen is not enough, so the writing is not fairy and more than spoofed. And because the author's logic teacher died early, in order to force himself, the author arranged a large number of mentally ill people to promote the plot - "the deity is happy" has become the first reason for the development of the plot of this book.
According to statistics, before the break, three out of ten of the important supporting characters who appeared had mental illnesses of varying degrees of severity.
Don't think that Sancheng is a normal and friendly number, this is the orthodox Xiuxian text of the big male protagonist, not the cannon fodder text of the female supporting text dressed in the skin of Xiuxian, it is impossible to have so many green tea who are disgusted with integrity!
That's all there is to it, it's just that the supporting characters are mentally ill, so the world is still saved - the problem is that the book is written and even the protagonist is finely divided!
The protagonist is persecuted by the plot and is finely divided, and he is full of slaughter if he doesn't agree with him;The protagonist's master cultivates the Dafa of refinement, and there is no pressure to switch personalities anytime and anywhere;Silly white and sweet black turns into a perverted villain.,Love one hundred and eight tortures in the cultivation realm;The mid-term boss is perverted because of the osmanthus cake tragedy,Shuangshang refreshes the lower limit......
Thinking of the various plots of "why are you teasing me" in the book, Mo Tian asked Cangtian with tears and speechlessness.
"Huo Zhenjun, is your real name Huo Yuanchun?"
Liu Lin was startled, and hurriedly turned his head and glared at her: "I'm going to die, don't call real people by their names...... Uh, why are you crying?!"
"I'm fine...... Mo Tian smiled slightly with tears, "It's just, it's just so touched, woo...... Huo Zhenjun's Dao name is really good, and the name is also good, with far-reaching meanings!"
Liu Lin: ...... I don't really understand the tears of this little ghost!
"It's okay...... Woo, Senior Brother Liu doesn't have to worry about me, I am, I just feel it for a while!" Mo Tian sniffed slightly, "This is Qingzhuju?" Senior Brother is busy in advance, I will go to Senior Brother Zhou to register ...... myself."
Liu Lin: I was wrong, I was really wrong, I shouldn't have come from the beginning, how could I forget, the people who can get along with Huo Zhenjun must be as different from him as he is!
"Then Xiaomo, pay attention to yourself, I'll go back first!" Liu Lin pulled out a far-fetched smile, "Work hard!"
"Woo...... Thank you, Senior Brother Liu, you are such a good person!"
Liu Lin: ......
After bidding farewell to Senior Brother Liu, who revealed a hint of panic in his back, Mo Tian entered the registration office in a trance. After learning that her race was still "mortal", Senior Brother Zhou handed her two pieces of clothing and a general textbook for the cultivation realm, the Qi Induction and Body Operation Manual.
"Let me see which bamboo hut is empty......" Senior Brother Zhou said to himself, "Ah, it's all full!"
Sighing, Senior Brother Zhou reluctantly left the case and waved to Mo Tianwei, "Follow me." ”
The two of them went out of the registration office, Senior Brother Zhou looked around, the bamboo houses were scattered in twos and threes, he chose a direction and walked away, and did not forget to beckon Mo Tianwei to follow.
After leaving that residential area, Senior Brother Zhou walked back and forth twice in a certain location, and finally chose a location: "This place is good, the lighting is good, and the aura is abundant, so let's do it here!"
Mo Tianwei looked around, but there were green bamboos of different thicknesses, with lush branches and leaves, covering the sun and the sky, and he really didn't understand where this "good lighting" came from.
Senior Brother Zhou took out a Dao talisman from his sleeve, compared a few magic tricks in his hand, and then threw the Dao talisman into the void, shouting: "Get up!"
A gust of wind blew, and the Dao Talisman turned into flying ashes and scattered.
Mo Tianwei's spirit perked up, this is going to go big?!
One breath ...... Ten Breath ...... Thirty interest......
There was no movement.
"Get up!" Senior Brother Zhou continued to drink.
There was no movement.
Is this a failure? Mo Tianwei seemed to understand.
"Ahh
Sighing and sighing, Senior Brother Zhou took out another talisman and repeated the action just now, this time he was lucky, he succeeded.
I saw the direction of the road talisman, a green bamboo without wind automatically, or lying on the ground, or interspersed vertically and horizontally, between the branches and staggered, and a row of bamboo houses that were no different from the previous residences were quickly built! The bamboo houses were equipped with beds, coffee tables, tables and chairs, and even a set of bamboo tea sets!
How does this work?4D printed houses?
Senior Brother Zhou slowly put his hand back into his sleeve robe, and glanced at the stunned Mo Tianwei, "But is there anything else to do, just choose a room to live in, cultivate as soon as possible, and draw qi into the body as soon as possible, which will be helpful for the entrance assessment in the future." ”
"There is a problem, there is a problem!" Mo Tianwei raised his hand, "What is this talisman?"
"The most common first-order curved wood talisman is not offensive and can only be used to build houses. Senior Brother Zhou had a very good temper, and casually explained, "It's just that compared to attacking Dao talismans, you have to control them carefully when using them, otherwise you are likely to fail." ”
"Then what is the principle of this?" Mo Tianwei continued to ask, "First, what kind of properties does it have?promote growth, suspend growth, or whatever?"
"Second, how is it used and controlled? Is the built house a fixed template set at the factory, or can it be changed and adjusted during use?"
"Thirdly, how long does it last?How long can a Dao Talisman last?Does it need to provide energy to maintain the built house?If so, is its energy source the Dao Talisman itself or the wandering aura in the air or whatever?Will the bamboos return to their original state after the Dao Talisman fails, or will they continue to maintain the state of the bamboo house?"
The series of questions made Senior Brother Zhou, who was just politely and casually answering the questions, stunned, who would have studied so much with a first-order Dao talisman!
Mo Tianwei looked at him with wide eyes, his eyes were full of curiosity, "Senior Brother Zhou?"
Senior Brother Zhou recovered from his shock, stared at her expressionlessly, and slowly unsheathed his sword, the long sword came out of its sheath, and lay across Mo Tianwei's neck: "You have a lot to do!"
Mo Tianwei: ...... You asked me if I had any questions!
Senior Brother Zhou received the signal in Mo Tianwei's gaze, rolled his eyes, and patted her head fiercely with the blade of his sword, "I'm a sword cultivator, who do I ask if you ask me?!"
"Eh, but ......"
"Shut up, you!" Senior Brother Zhou put his sword back into its sheath, turned around and left, leaving a fluttering sentence: "If you make any more noise, go home!"
Mo Tianwei shut up.
She felt very lonely, no one could understand her, didn't she need to think about the quality of the house before moving into a house? What if she lived in it and fell apart?
"Poof!"
With a chuckle in the wind, a young man about the same age as Mo Tianwei jumped down from the nearby bamboo, he looked very cute, pink and tender, his eyes were black and clear, big and bright, his eyelashes were thick and slender, and he was a cute baby Zhengtai.
He smiled and circled around Mo Tianwei, bouncing around, "You're so funny, and your question is really interesting!"
"Is there one?" Mo Tianwei's gaze circled around his azure dress, "Haven't you all thought about these questions?"
"No!" Shota nodded, "I don't know what else I have, but I can answer one of your questions." Daomen has compiled a book of "Fu Gong Wan Fa", which summarizes more than 17,000 kinds of low-level Dao Talismans, and most of the low-level Dao Talismans on the market are unified. Therefore, all the houses built by the Wood Talisman are the same. ”
It turns out that there is a standard answer! Mo Tianwei thought thoughtfully, "It's me who is lonely and unheard." ”
"Hehe, what's your name? My name is An Yun, and I was born in Tiannan. ”
"My name is Mo Tianwei, mortal. ”
"Oh~mortal!" An Yun muttered in a long voice, and the bamboo leaves falling with the wind were lightly tapped between his feet, floating in the bamboo forest, "Mortals, cultivate well!
Mo Tianwei looked at the direction where his voice disappeared, his face was strange, and he seemed to be smiling.
An Yun, the protagonist of the osmanthus cake tragedy, heh...... It's kind of interesting!
randomly chose a bamboo house, Mo Tianwei lay on the bamboo couch, and slowly recalled the plot of "Immortal Demon Sword Master".
"Immortal Demon Sword Master" tells the story of a mortal boy who accidentally got a inheritance space and embarked on the road of cultivation, overcoming many obstacles, and subduing all the way to the Ying (mei) Hao (ren) and finally ascending to the story of becoming an immortal.
Of course, because the author broke off, the plot came to an abrupt end after solving the mid-term boss - An Yun's child, and it was not written how the protagonist ascended.
The protagonist's name is Beichen Shu, Shuimu Shuanglinggen, his qualifications are not bad, after worshipping the Sword Sect, because of the protagonist's aura + portable plug-in, he had many adventures, and finally worshiped under Ming Ze Zhenjun, becoming his third disciple, and one of the nine true legends of the Sword Sect.
It's just that the protagonist will always be affected by the aura of hatred, attracting villains from all walks of life, and it is the X-point upgrade stream that the protagonist will always be framed by the villains' various plots, and finally betray the teacher, hating the sky and hating the air, and Beichenshu is no exception.
After repeatedly being plotted to defect to the Demon Gate with hatred, the protagonist turned on the day-to-day mode, God blocked and killed God, Buddha blocked and killed Buddha, and with a rabble to beat the original master, the original master almost hit the street - don't ask the rabble how to win the Sword Sect of "The First Great Sect of Kendo", "The Top Sect of the Xiuzhen World", "Jin Dan is all over the ground, and there are as many yuan babies as dogs", because this world is a mental hospital! There are always soy sauce psychopaths who release kindness to the protagonist to come to help!
As for whether there is a person named "Mo Tianwei" in the original work, Mo Tianwei himself doesn't know, but there is a detail in the original work, Ming Ze Zhenjun has three apprentices, the eldest apprentice Ling Yunqi, the second apprentice XX, and the third apprentice Beichenshu - why didn't he even get mixed up with the protagonist's name when he went out of the same school? Because this XX is practicing "Jingfen Dafa 2.0", he has been in retreat, and he has been in retreat and has a relationship with the protagonist.
Thinking of Aze's attitude towards himself, Mo Tianwei felt that he maybe, probably, maybe, May be this retreat madman.
- If only it wasn't a villain!
Mo Tian breathed a sigh of relief, the mortality rate of the villain in this book is too high, it can be called a high-risk profession, whether you buy insurance or not, when you meet the protagonist, you will have no money.
But think about the tragic experience of the Sword Sect later-the senior brother Lin Zhaoxing who was cuckolded, the second senior sister Qiu Shuisu who was taken advantage of, the third senior brother Ling Yunqi who was broken the way of the sword, the fourth senior brother Yin Yuebai who was killed by the whole family, and the fifth senior brother Lu Feili who was destroyed and destroyed...... I'll go, Beichenshu's life is too hard, and he can overcome so many heroes in the world!
Mo Tianwei felt that if this book had not been updated, "so-and-so" would be really fateful.
It's a little scary to think about it!
Staring at the neat bamboo ceiling above his head, Mo Tianwei slowly felt a little sleepy, wearing a book or something...... It's so unscientific!
Not...... I don't know if it will happen if I kill the protagonist when I see him......
With a yawn, Mo Tianwei fell into a deep sleep.
In the early morning of the next day, the crisp sound of birdsong woke up the walker in the dream, Mo Tian stretched his waist slightly, got up from the couch, went to the hot spring mentioned by Senior Brother Zhou before to fetch water, and when he was about to wash, he found that his homemade toothbrush had been forgotten in Zhou Guo, thousands of miles away.
Sighing, Mo Tianwei had no choice but to make a new one, secretly complaining that he was probably the first person to make a homemade toothbrush in the world of cultivating immortals.
The daily routine in the morning was lackluster, and after everything was over, Mo Tianwei opened the operation manual for inducing qi into the body.
The so-called no investigation has no right to speak, no practice has no right to speak, Mo Tianwei decided to practice deeply - the feasibility of cultivating the truth.
"The master of the Tao covers the heavens and the earth, outlines the four directions, and has eight poles; it is unfathomable and unfathomable; it envelops the heavens and the earth, and it is invisible; the original flow of springs is muddy, rushing and Xu Ying; the gangsters are slippery, turbid and clear. Therefore, the plant is stuffed in the heaven and earth, the horizontal is filled in the four seas, and the application ......is infinite and there is no day and night;
At the beginning, it is about the "Dao" that cultivators have been seeking, and Mo Tianwei has enlightenment.
The vertical text looks a little uncomfortable, and it took me half a day to read the first page full of various metaphors, personifications, comparisons, exaggerations, dualities and other rhetorical devices, and the content is summarized - this kind of thing is really amazing, we have to practice well, and when we are cultivated and fit the Tao, then it will be no better!
As long as the first page still explains the necessity of cultivating the Tao, the second page talks about the possibility of cultivating the Tao, to the effect that there are mortals and cultivators in the world, and the difference is not whether Nuwa used a hand or a whip when creating a human being, but whether she has the talent - spiritual root. If you have a spiritual root, you can cultivate, and if you don't have a spiritual root, you will obediently become a mortal and die of old age, sickness and death. If the spiritual root is good, it is to win at the starting line, and if the spiritual root is poor, the stupid bird will fly first, over.
After going into this way, I finally got to the main topic - the first step of the path, the introduction of qi into the body.
First of all, write the preliminary preparation work - find a quiet and safe environment, and focus on the sky.
It should be said that this book is really worthy of being a general textbook in the cultivation world, with beautiful rhetoric, profound reasoning, simple explanation, and most importantly - illustrated and illustrated!
It was very convenient for Mo Tianwei, who didn't know what the five hearts were to the sky, corrected her posture according to the picture, and was about to start the second step of deep meditation, when she suddenly jumped up from the couch, quickly picked up the bucket and ran to fetch water, and only returned to the couch with satisfaction when it was filled with a big bath bucket - Xiuzhen Wen said that after the qi is introduced into the body, it will wash the marrow and cut the bones, which will be manifested as strengthening the muscles and bones internally, and the foul smell will attack people externally. In order to avoid embarrassment, she still did the preliminary work first.
- Perhaps next time, we can suggest that the United Press of the Scattered Repair League add this article when revising the textbook.
When everything was ready, Mo Tianwei closed his eyes, his brain emptied, and the world fell into darkness.
"Calm your mind, close your eyes and meditate, and sense the most primordial power between heaven and earth......"
"Eh, then again, why can this world cultivate? What is the difference between the high demon plane and the low demon plane of the earth? What kind of element is aura?"
"What is the reason why the earth has not developed a cultivation civilization? is there no spiritual energy, or is there no spiritual root?"
"Does the earth exist in the same universe as the world now?"
"Why can anyone write the book "Immortal Demon Sword Master"? Does this world depend on this book, or is this book just a small silhouette of this world?"
"Wouldn't it be feasible to kill the protagonist when he had the chance?
......
Although Mo Tianwei tried his best to empty his brain and think about nothing, to be honest, it was really difficult, especially for a person who had already reached adulthood in a previous life, there were not too many distractions!
"Eh, really, what is the timeline now? When Aze accepted Beichen Shu as an apprentice, Xiuwei seemed to be in the middle of the Yuan Infant; When An Yun first met Beichen Shu, he had just built the foundation not long ago, and at that time, Beichen Shu was twelve years old, ......
"It seems that the point in time I am at now is before the plot of "Immortal Demon Sword Master" begins, and the protagonist Beichen Shu is still in his hometown of Yan Kingdom, and he will only worship the Sword Sect in about ten years!"
“......”
Thump!
I don't know how long it took, Mo Tianwei fell headlong on the couch, and he didn't wake up, so he fell asleep.
The sun is in the west, the afterglow spills into the room, and the person on the couch wakes up leisurely.
"Eh??I actually fell asleep?!" Mo Tian scratched his head slightly, "It seems that the teacher is not good!"
She didn't care much about it, because it was written in the textbook that the single spirit root is generally drawn into the body within seven days, the double spirit root takes one month, the third spirit root takes three months, the four spirit roots are less in a year, and the five spirit roots are ...... It's up to you.
This is the first time I have tried, and it is normal to be unsuccessful! Mo Tianwei didn't think that he could be a heavenly spirit root.
But...... I still want to know what the principle of this is! I feel that Reiki is a kind of high-grade nutrient solution-or genetic potion in the early stage of cultivation? After taking it, the body is strengthened, and the inner heaven and the outer heaven and earth form a certain connection?
And the cultivation method is to carry out some kind of chemical reaction in the body, turning the free spiritual energy into spiritual power that the monk can use?
In the middle and late stages, the main role of the exercises is no longer chemical reactions, but preaching, and at that time, the chemical reaction can be omitted, and the monks can directly invoke the aura of heaven and earth by virtue of the "Tao" of comprehension?
Ahh