Chapter 22: The Forest of Basho
Liu Xingyan and Night Quicksand exuded the smell of alcohol all over their bodies, and they were drunk all day long.
On this day, the five of them did not know where they came, and in front of them was a lush, green as jade, endless banana forest.
In particular, it is said that this is a plantain forest, and it is better to say that it is a plantain forest. Because this plantain field is endless, and the green is infinite as far as the eye can see.
"What a big plantain forest. Even Xiao Eleven, the former princess of the Heavenly Realm, sighed when she saw such a huge banana forest in front of her.
Tang Xuansong took the lead in running into the forest, picked up the plantain in the forest, and shouted to the four people outside: "Come in and help me, there is not much dry food left on the road, just use this plantain to satisfy your hunger." There are so many plantain trees, enough for us to eat for a while. ”
"Lao Sha, why don't you leave?" Liu Xingyan looked at the night quicksand in a daze.
Night quicksand looked at Little Eleven, who looked back at the monkey and asked, "Why don't you leave?"
The monkey smiled, pointed to Tang Xuansong, who was busy picking plantains in the forest, and said, "Of course it's a good show, that guy is going to be unlucky." ”
Listening to the monkey's words, everyone else looked at Tang Xuansong in the distance curiously, but they didn't notice anything unusual.
A moment later, there was a sudden sound of beautiful music in the forest, and as the music approached, a group of women walked out of the plantain forest. They are holding fragrant flowers, or playing the piano, or playing the flute, the body is slender, and everyone's smile is wonderful and exciting.
Seeing this group of women, Xiao Eleven suddenly frowned, and said to the monkey beside him, "This is what you said was a good show?"
"That's right, the show begins. ”
The monkey stared at the group of women, and a golden light suddenly flashed in his eyes, and then he showed a look of understanding, and crossed his shoulders to watch.
Tang Xuansong saw this group of women walking to his side, he smiled slightly, followed them to say hello, and then picked the plantain by himself, and ate dry food while picking.
Seeing Tang Xuansong gobbling up, the group of women all covered their mouths and smiled, and one of the women said to Tang Xuansong: "Childe likes to eat bananas so much, you might as well follow our sisters to my house as a guest, we have brewed banana juice and delicious banana flower cakes." ”
Somehow, now Tang Xuansong deliberately keeps his distance as soon as he sees a woman, there is always a vague shadow in his heart, and he feels that the vague figure is very important to him, so he doesn't want to get close to any woman anymore.
Xiao Shiyi always frowned, and said suspiciously: "This guy has been very slow to perceive since he came out of the painting, how can he not feel such a deep demonic aura at all? ”
"Those charming goblins seem to be trying to seduce our second son of Tang. Liu Xingyan smirked, he hadn't found Tong'er for more than a year, his spirit was greatly stimulated, and he always looked crazy and stupid.
Tang Xuansong deliberately avoided these women, and he didn't want the bananas he picked, because he finally felt the demonic aura on these women. He looked back at the gloating expression of the monkey in the distance, shouted "Help~" and ran towards a few people.
Xiao Shiyi shook his head helplessly and said with a smile: "This guy is really an afterthought." ”
Tang Xuansong desperately ran towards his companions, and when the banshees saw that their identities were exposed, they suddenly showed their original forms.
Tang Xuansong ran to the monkey's side, looked back, and saw that the women were gone, and there were two big black spiders, three big pythons, a huge centipede and two ugly toads.
"My mother-in-law, these monsters are so ugly, they have become such beautiful girls just now, I am afraid when I think about it, it is so disgusting!" Tang Xuansong patted his chest, revealing a look of shock.
"Unswerving, deep love, it seems that you have paid your true feelings. Xiao Eleven looked at Tang Xuansong sympathetically, Tang Xuansong looked at her blankly, and wondered: "Are you hiding something from me?"
Xiao Eleven shook his head and said, "Go on like this, sooner or later you will remember it." Now don't think about these things, let's think about how to deal with these demons in front of you. ”
Tang Xuansong laughed and said, "It's not easy to deal with these evil animals, you and the monkey will flatten them in a few strokes!"
"What if I don't help you with the monkey?" Little Eleven blinked, pretending to be innocent.
Tang Xuansong was stunned when he heard this: "What do you mean?"
As soon as the words were finished, the monsters rushed over, the monkey jumped to the side, Xiao Eleven also flew away, and the night quicksand directly picked up the drunk Liu Xingyan, turned around and ran. Only Tang Xuansong was left trembling in place.
"Your uncle, you guys are too uninteresting!" Tang Xuansong shouted, took out a charm and a garlic from his arms, and before he could cast a spell, several monsters pounced in front of him.
The three giant pythons twisted their bodies and spat out red letters, but they didn't hurt Tang Xuansong, as if they were deliberately intimidating him.
Goodbye, the two big spiders stood taller than Tang Xuansong, and one of them shot out a huge spider web from behind his buttocks, tying Tang Xuansong up.
At this time, the huge centipede and the two toads climbed onto Tang Xuansong's body, Tang Xuansong suddenly let out a scream like killing a pig, and shouted: "Ah~ These two toads are so disgusting, stinky monkeys, female overlords, you two want to see when it will be lively!"
"Giggles, how can Childe judge people by their appearance. Since your companions don't care about you anymore, you might as well go from the slaves. ”
"Yes, yes, the slave family has never seen a handsome and dashing man like Childe. ”
The two toads lying on Tang Xuansong's body said with a smile.
Tang Xuansong grinned and looked at the big round eyes of the two toads, a chill in his heart, and said in a trembling voice: "The two girls look like fairies, they are really not worthy of it, you better choose someone else." Look at the monkey over there, although he is a monkey, he is also a handsome monkey, you are all monsters, you are more suitable!
"What nonsense are you talking about him, take him away!" the biggest python shouted, and the two spider spirits carried Tang Xuansong, who was trapped by cobwebs, towards the banana forest.
At this time, the two toad spirits were lying on Tang Xuansong's shoulders, one left and one right. The centipede spirit lay on top of Tang Xuansong's head and seemed to be asleep......
"Help, stinky monkey, female overlord, I hate you!"
Tang Xuansong's screams gradually disappeared into the banana forest, and after a while, the monkeys and others returned here.
Looking at the banana forest in front of him, the monkey said to Xiao Eleven: "Continue to hide your breath, let's follow secretly." ”
After speaking, the monkey and Xiao Eleven took the lead in the forest, and the night quicksand chased after Liu Xingyan on his back.