"As a lord known as the Slut Emperor, do you think I care about face?" Emperor Shi Tian sneered directly and disdainfully: "In addition, face is never earned by the messenger for you, but by the army!

"Okay, I see!" Long Pao Ji said with a speechless face, "In that case, I will definitely find you a super best messenger to come out." Make sure that after he is beaten to death, you will not feel distressed at all!"

"Very good!" Emperor Shi Tian immediately nodded with satisfaction.

However, Emperor Shi Tian soon regretted this incident, because not long after, Long Pao Ji found him a super best messenger.

This is a very special old kobold, he only has one leg, one arm, and one eye, covered in dirt, and appeared in front of Emperor Shi Tian on crutches.

Emperor Shi Tian looked at Long Pao Ji with surprised eyes, and said, "Where did you find such a talent?"

"Haha, it's also very funny to say, he is not a soldier produced by us, but a wild monster in my territory, but the appearance is too miserable, even those cooking goblins can't be beaten, and he has no intention of fighting at all, he comes up crying and shouting to surrender, just begging for food. Long Pao Ji smiled and said: "I took him in because I saw that he was pitiful, and I had already forgotten about him, but you mentioned the matter of the messenger, I think it, this is the most suitable person, he fully meets your requirements, even if he dies, he will not feel distressed!"

Hearing this, the kobold was so frightened that he fell down on the spot, and his only eye was filled with tears.

Emperor Shi Tian couldn't help but feel pity, and said: "Don't be afraid, this time I have a good thing to find you, let you be my messenger, and discuss the peace agreement with Overlord Flower, you can rest assured, now we take the initiative, it is Overlord Flower who takes the initiative to find someone to sue for peace, so you should be very safe as a messenger." ”

"Ah~" The old kobold immediately shouted excitedly and said, "Half of them are willing to serve their masters!"

"Half?" Emperor Shi Tian was suddenly stunned, not knowing what this meant.

Long Pao Ji couldn't help but cover his mouth and laughed: "Half of it is his name, which comes from his poor size!"

When Emperor Shi Tian looked at it, there was only one eye, legs, feet, and arms, so wasn't that half of it?

Emperor Shi Tian immediately cried and laughed: "This name is too bad, who gave it to you?"

"Ahem~" Long Pao Ji coughed twice in embarrassment.

And the kobold looked at Long Pao Ji with resentful eyes, and didn't dare to say a word.

Emperor Shi Tian immediately understood, and he was embarrassed to say anything, so he could only shake his head with a wry smile, and said: "I will teach him some diplomatic knowledge in a while, and then you take him to change his clothes, but don't really go to the embassy like this, after all, we want peace, not humiliation!"

"Hahaha, I know!" Long Pao Ji couldn't help but laugh: "But I believe that even if she dresses up like a flower and appears in front of the Overlord Flower, people will definitely think that this is your humiliation to her!"

"This~" Emperor Shi Tian smiled helplessly: "It seems that this is really the case, forget it, who told her to take the initiative to make trouble, and it is also appropriate to humiliate and humiliate her!

"Hmm!" Ryupaohime nodded with a smile, then turned to leave.

Subsequently, Emperor Shi Tian found out the memory of a diplomat from the massive memory of the fire of wisdom and instilled it into this old kobold.

Don't really say it, although the legs and feet are not good, but the IQ of this Lao Tzu kobold is not bad.

In particular, the ability to observe words and colors is even more perfect.

After all, he is mixed in the lowest strata of society, if he doesn't know how to please others, I'm afraid he won't even be able to eat, and he will starve to death a long time ago.

In fact, it is already a miracle that a completely useless kobold like him can live to such an old age, and his wisdom is indispensable to this.

Emperor Shi Tian even felt that this old dog might really be a diplomatic talent.

As a result, Emperor Shi Tian couldn't help but train him more, and it took two hours to send him away, which was already very rare for him to have time precious.

The next day, the adjutant saw the so-called envoy sent by Emperor Shi Tian, and after taking a look at the old dog, he had to say that the adjutant's heart was broken, and he couldn't help but say to the dragon cannon Ji who saw him off: "Are you sure that your side wants to negotiate peace, not to find fault and start a war?"

"Of course, why don't you send a peace envoy?" said Long Paoji with a serious face.

"But it seems to me that you are humiliating my lord by sending this messenger here. The adjutant said unceremoniously.

Long Pao Ji smiled slightly, did not speak, but glanced at the old dog.

The old dog man immediately understood what Long Pao Ji meant, and immediately jumped up and scolded the adjutant: "As a loser, you should have the consciousness of a loser, isn't it natural for a winner to humiliate a loser?"

"You~" The adjutant was immediately angry, and he was speechless.

And Long Pao Ji nodded appreciatively, and said to the old dog: "That's right, it seems that you do have a bit of a diplomat's demeanor, do a good job this time, if you can successfully complete the mission, maybe you will become our official foreign diplomat in the future!"

"Really, thank you, master!" said the old kobold with an excited look on his face.

As an existence at the bottom of society, a poor creature who has to laugh at anyone, the old kobold originally thought that he would have to live so aggrieved in his life, but unexpectedly, he turned around, and he even became a diplomat one day.

Diplomat, that's not a joke, the old kobold is just temporarily appointed as a peace envoy, and the treatment will be different in an instant.

He ate and drank as much as a mage, and he had a magnificent hovering carriage to serve him, and there were two guards and a groom on the carriage, all of whom had to look out for him.

Such a change made the old kobold almost think that he was in a dream.

And now, what he fears most is that he suddenly wakes up from a dream. As a result, Long Pao Ji suddenly gave him new hope, as long as he could complete the mission, then this dream-like life would become a permanent possession!

Obviously, the old kobold was naturally immediately full of fighting spirit and vowed to complete this thing well.

In this way, the old kobold followed the adjutant with great enthusiasm and left.

They hurriedly traveled on the prairie for two or three days, and then arrived at the stronghold on the prairie, and then took the teleportation array to teleport directly to the closest place to the overlord flower.

Then, after another day of marching, the old kobold finally met Overlord Flower himself in a makeshift camp.

At this time, the overlord flower was being overwhelmed by Emperor Shitian, with a huge army and a vast territory, but he could not find the main force of Emperor Shitian, and every time the army rushed over, it was a waste of time and energy, as well as precious materials.

The continuous march also exhausted his troops and complained so much that their morale fell terribly.

And what made Overlord Flower even more chilling was that as the news of the unfavorable war spread, the neighbors around Overlord Flower's camp also began to be dishonest.

Not only did they obstruct the purchase of food by either increasing the price or delaying it, but they also tried to send troops to the edge of Overlord's territory. Make a posture that may attack at any time, force the overlord to spend and I are not at the border, and keep a large number of elite troops to deter the surrounding territories.

Moreover, even those lords who had previously surrendered to the Overlord Flower had become dishonest at this time, and they were all trying to delay all the materials of the Overlord Flower.

Moreover, they also secretly began to hook up with the powerful lords around the Overlord Flower, and they might betray the Overlord Flower at any time.

It can be said that the current Overlord Flower has some rudiments of internal and external troubles, if it weren't for the elite 100,000 wolf cavalry in his hands, I am afraid that he would have become a betrayal and be killed by others.

These things are affecting the overlord flower, making her more and more bored day by day, and even a little urgent to end the war with Emperor Shitian, even if it costs a little more money, or even suffers a little grievance, it is acceptable, it is better than being profited by a third party.

Therefore, when Overlord Hua learned that Emperor Shi Tian had sent a peace envoy to come, she couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and eagerly awaited the arrival of the envoy in her heart.

In order to entertain the envoys, Bawanghua even stopped the marching army, opened its tent, and took out precious food and wine to show its sincerity.

However, when Overlord Flower and his generals were outside the tent to greet the envoys, all of them instantly felt like they had been slapped on their faces.

Because out of that gorgeous carriage came not a personable diplomat, but a three-headed kobold with one eye, one arm, and one leg!

Although the old kobold has dressed up carefully, he has been at the bottom of the society all the year round, and he still has that vulgar temperament, and his weathered old face is covered with scars, and the ugly can be used to scare people.

Such an ugly guy, wearing a gorgeous aristocratic dress, is a completely alternative clown image, and it is completely out of step with a serious diplomat.

Such an ugly person, but he was so ceremoniously welcomed by Overlord Flower, he was naturally excited, but Overlord Flower's little face was a little unbearable.

Overlord Hua couldn't help but grab the adjutant, and then gritted her teeth and said, "This is the peace envoy sent by Emperor Shi Tian?

"Absolutely, this is personally assigned by Emperor Shi Tian, I have seen it with my own eyes!" the adjutant hurriedly said.

Overlord was so angry that he threw the adjutant aside, and then yelled, "Is that bastard humiliating me?"

Hearing this, the others were terrified and didn't dare to say anything, but the old kobold immediately scolded like thunder: "What's wrong with humiliating you? What's wrong with humiliating you? It's you who takes the initiative to stir up trouble, and it's you who takes the initiative to seek peace.

(End of chapter)