Chapter 436: I'm scared to pee

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The old pine at the entrance of the cave, mottled by moonlight.

Blameless sat cross-legged in front of his house, his long hair in a shawl messy in the wind.

It's cold autumn, and the wind is cold. At this time, I didn't feel the slightest chill. Just like months of not eating or drinking, the same is safe. That is to say, he is not invaded by cold and heat, far from hunger and thirst, and is like a monk, but he has no cultivation and divine sense.

Wu Yi slowly opened his eyes and breathed a long sigh of relief. After a while, he got up and walked to the cave. In the corner of the stone collapse that rushed to the door, there was a narrow gap. He took the sheathed knife from it, and was about to insert it into his boot, but after a moment's hesitation, he put it back in its place, and turned and walked out of the door.

It was the middle of the moon, and the night was quiet. The huge valley is dark and hazy and somewhat mysterious.

Blameless walked down the steps and quietly walked down the cliff. In the grass huts and caves on the left and right, there are snoring, dreams, and leisurely gasps in the darkness. He kept on his feet and walked towards the depths of the valley.

People in the valley are another scene.

But I saw that the mountain breeze was coming, the weeds were swaying, the shadows of the mountains were thick in all directions, and the moon was shining in the sky.

He climbed up a dirt slope, looked at the bright moon overhead, and looked at the front and back, left and right, and there was no movement in the distance. He waited for a moment, then jumped down the dirt slope and continued along the country path.

Suddenly, through the valley.

Bypassing a hill again, it is the end of the Valley of Thousand Wisdom.

Walking here, the sound of water is bursting.

But on the cliff of hundreds of zhang, a waterfall roared and turbulent, and made thousands of splashes of water, and flashed countless silver in the moonlight. It is as if the sky is upside down, and the stars are dotted. Under the waterfall, there is a deep pool, which is surging like a wave, like a dragon out of the abyss and the weather is extraordinary.

Even standing outside the waterfall, I still felt the moist cold mist coming towards me, and the sound of surging water filled my ears, as if I was shrouded in inexplicable power and forgot myself. And there is a small trance in the heart, as if facing the vastness of the world and people are at a loss.

It's just a waterfall, I've seen a lot, why does it look a little different at this time, is it the helplessness and emotion of being in a predicament, or the difference in the cognition of heaven and earth......

Blameless looked at the waterfall, still lost his mind, suddenly noticed, and slowly turned around.

Under the cliff more than ten zhang away, there are large and small stones piled up.

At this time, behind the pile of rocks, a black and thin figure appeared, as if probing his brain and sneaking around.

Blameless's eyes froze, and he shouted: "Ah San, who is a dog, why are you hiding?"

The black thin figure hiding behind the stone is none other than Ah San. Ah San made an appointment with him to talk at midnight, and after thinking about it, he thought about it for half a night, and finally went to the appointment on time.

Rather than thinking about it, Ah San's obscene guy, since he can become a feather, must have unknown means. It's better to take the opportunity to get to the bottom of it, or if there is a gain, it is not known. Besides, who made him himself desperate? When the right is sick and rushes to the doctor, even if it is a trap, he has to go through it.

"Hehe, Brother Wujiao is a trustworthy person..."

Ah San walked out of the messy stones, raised his head, put his hands behind his back, and tried his best to pose as a master. And I don't know if it's caused by a weak heart, or if it's unbearable cold, his thin body is shaking slightly, and even his laughter is a little trembling.

The corners of Wu's mouth twitched, and he snorted: "You are a villain, and you are a big brother, and you don't ......" He was too lazy to say, and asked bluntly: "Where did you get the spirit stone elixir, is it old with the immortal sect, or is it protected by a master, otherwise you are a pig and a dog, how can you become a monk?"

Ah San stood five or six feet away, and refused to take a step forward, and was suddenly insulted, and asked repeatedly, not angry or annoyed, pretending to be reserved, and smiling proudly: "I have no relatives and no reason with Yuan Tianmen, just because I offered a family heirloom exercise, in exchange for an elixir rewarded by Elder A Sheng, so I was condensed, hehe......"

"Family heirlooms?"

"My ancestor was a servant of an immortal, and he was lucky enough to get an exercise ......"

"Fart! You are unclothed in Kurosawa Lake, and you are in danger, how can you hide the exercises......

There is no blame, only when Ah San is talking nonsense, he doesn't believe it at all. Unexpectedly, before his words fell, he saw Ah San suddenly tear open his shirt. Looking at it in the hazy moonlight, it was faintly visible that there was a scar on the shriveled chest.

"My exercises, stab ...... in the chest"

Blameless.

Ah San's family heirloom technique was actually stabbed in the chest. And he actually cut off the exercises along with the chest skin, just to curry favor with Elder Ah Sheng in exchange for the elixir? I can't imagine that he is a timid and obscene fellow, he is really ruthless! And he is lucky to be able to become a monk with the help of the elixir.

"That's why you asked me to come?"

Blameless asked, turned to leave.

"Slow ......"

Ah San pulled his shirt to cover his chest, didn't wait for it to be tied properly, hurriedly spoke up, and said: "More than 100 senior brothers from Kurosawa Lake, after three months of cultivation, there are very few who have become feather warriors, which shows the difficulty of the immortal path. And you have achieved nothing so far, so why don't you offer treasures like me......"

This guy took a shortcut, and now he has come forward to confuse others. If he said that he had good intentions, I am afraid that no one would believe it.

"Where did I get the treasure?"

Wu Yi was very surprised, and shook his head again and again: "I don't have the exercises on my body, and even if I do, I won't cut it off and give it away." You must know that the body is skinned, and the parents who receive it dare not destroy it, this is the beginning of filial piety!

Ah San didn't understand morality, but he forgot to steal and make a bad mistake, although he was dizzy from being scolded, he persisted and persuaded him: "Brother Wujiao, as long as you hand over the treasure left by the 'stammer', I will beg Elder Ah Sheng to give you two pills." If not......"

It turned out that the knife that stuttered was a treasure. And even if you please Elder Ah Sheng, it won't be your turn to be a Ah San!

Blameless suddenly realized: "If not, what will happen?"

"You...... You don't know what to do!"

Ah San only when the grace and power are equally important, there must be someone who sees the opportunity and is interesting, who expected the other party to be soft and hard, he suddenly spoke incoherently, and waved his hand violently: "Brothers, rob him-"

In an instant, several figures suddenly jumped out from behind the pile of rocks. One, two, three, four...... There were six of them. Among them were pine dogs, mountain wolves, Ah Yi, and three young strong men, all carrying hoes and iron pickaxes, all of them menacing and shouting.

"No blame, I've put up with you for a long time......"

"Revenge for the Shore Bear......"

"Revenge for Gouwei ......"

"Kill him......"

"I ...... I said rob him, no...... No one should be killed!"

"The eldest brother spoke, and beat him half to death......"

Figures jumped, hoes and pickaxes waved. In the blink of an eye, the seven ferocious guys had already set up a siege formation, and they were even more fearless, rushing forward.

Wu Yi stood in place, slightly stunned, but did not dodge, and then the corners of his mouth were smiling and his sword eyebrows were raised.

Inexplicably, he has been a big brother for a few days, and he has fallen into such resentment? It seems that being a big brother is also knowledgeable, otherwise he will be unlucky at any time. And these guys, whether they have become monks, or they are condescending or respectful, they originally disdained to care about them, but now they have to be sent to the door inch by inch, then don't blame my subordinates for being ruthless!

The pine dog and the mountain wolf are the most ferocious, both holding their hoes and taking the lead.

Not to be outdone, the remaining three strong men flashed with cold light with the iron pickaxe in their hands.

Ah Yi waved the flat pole, the same momentum, but he was a few steps behind, shouting and killing the loudest. Ah San, on the other hand, was much more careful, just picking up a stone with one hand and bouncing left and right.

In the blink of an eye, hoes and pickaxes came with the sound of the wind.

Blameless remained still, and when a few of the guys rushed in front of him, he kicked it violently, and the pine dog screamed and flew backwards. He took advantage of the situation to break out of the encirclement, and immediately turned around and smashed his fist. "Click, click", then "plop, plop", then "daddy, mother", followed by "click, click". The mountain wolf and the three strong men were all smashed off their arms, and their legs were trampled off one by one, and their miserable howls were heartbreaking, and then they were lost in the sound of the waterfall.

Ah Yi should have been on guard, so he turned around and ran away in fright. Unexpectedly, a kick came suddenly, and a "bang" kicked him in the back of the heart. He snorted and fell to the ground.

Blameless fell down, still stomping on the unconscious Ah Yi. "Click, click", the sound of broken bones shattering is chilling. And he still didn't give up, walked to the pine dog that was still struggling, and without waiting to cry for mercy, he raised his foot and kicked it again, and suddenly there was another unconscious figure on the ground.

Six armed besieging men, three pairs of people lay down in the blink of an eye, all of them with broken limbs, and became the appearance of dead people.

And the sound of broken bones is still in my ears, and the figure that rises and falls suddenly is as light as a swallow, like a ghost, and ruthless......

Ah Sanwu froze in place, his eyes were wide open, and his whole person trembled like chaff, panicked and frightened as if he had lost his soul.

The hoe, the iron pickaxe, and the six sturdy men were all defeated? I only knew that the man was cruel, but I didn't expect it to be so brutal. It's just a god......

The sound of the waterfall was the same as before, and a figure walked slowly.

Ah San suddenly shook his spirit, staggered around and left, and suddenly noticed that he was still holding a stone in his hand, so he hurriedly threw it like a fire.

A cold wind swept by, and someone blocked the way.

Ah San only felt that his lower body was hot, and the dirty water stains were dripping down his trouser legs. His eyes were stunned, and he said in a trance: "Big ...... Big brother, spare your life......"

After cleaning up the six pine dogs, I can't forget that there is another culprit. And he just stopped Ah San, and he couldn't help but raise his hand to cover his nose: "You ......"

The smell of urine is very unpleasant because of the wind.

Ah San said honestly: "I...... I'm scared to pee......"

Wu Yi frowned: "You are also a monk......

Ah San seemed to have confidence, and slowly puffed up his chest: "I...... I am a disciple of Xianmen, you don't dare to kill me, hehe......" and before his laughter fell, a pair of big hands came suddenly, and then "click, click", and his arms were already broken. He screamed "oops", jumped up and cried: "Roar, spare your life, woo, dead man......"