23. New Beginning (8)
"Phew!"
Freya, who was spoiled, spat and said seriously:
"I've found a special secret remedy for colds, now I'm going to try to treat this kid now. β
"Treatment?"
Nidhogg's empty left hand scratched at his cheek, and his right hand, which was holding Freya's collar, showed no intention of letting go, and the boy hovered on the floor, holding a comic picture of a female major with a physique of a teenager.
There were a few things in Freya's words that were too suspicious, and for the safety of Roland and himself, Nidhogg carefully inquired:
"Major, your professional subjects are intelligence integration and campaign command, I don't remember when you applied for medical science, or when and how you learned medical knowledge other than emergency treatment. Moreover, Roland's treatment has always been managed by His Excellency the Colonel, and I have not received any instructions for you to take over, Major. β
[Your enthusiasm is suspicious enough]
The lieutenant colonel of the dedicated personal guard complained in his heart that as long as Freya has passion for anything, someone will suffer, and her passion has never had anything to do with good things, as it has always been.
If you can toss, you are good at tossing, and no one can get out of Freya.
"What do you want to do?"
"Cure this boy, let the colonel impress me, and fall in love with the smart, beautiful, gentle and graceful Freya! The road to the palace of marriage is paved by the practice of the almighty housewife!"
This...... This is really true to the answer of self and the instinct of a woman in love, and honestly makes Nidhogg unable to find a groove to vomit.
However, if you want to rely on this to make the consul's henchmen, you can't let Lieutenant Colonel Nidhogg, who has steely loyalty, retire honestly.
"I admire the Major's enthusiasm, but the Colonel is the highest medical authority in Alfheim and the best doctor in the world, and Roland does not need the treatment of other doctors. β
"Lieutenant Colonel, you are so naΓ―ve. β
Snorted. Freya chirped:
"Folk remedies also have an effect that should not be underestimated, look here!!"
Spreading out the thin notebook in his hand, Nidhogg followed the girl's fingers and read the words line by line.
"If a man has a cold. The easiest and quickest treatment?"
It seems to be a title with nothing suspicious, but why should it be separately stated that it is a man's treatment of a cold? Could it be that men and women have different constitutions, so they need to take different treatment measures? In this case, this method may actually be very scientific.
Habitually scratching his cheeks. Nidhogg read on.
β...... Girls should wear black stockings with flesh-colored lace trims, and high heels can be opted for depending on the situation. Slowly slide down the groin with your toes, and carefully and gently rub and step on the boy's [there]. Let the germs gather from the boy's body to the part that grows bigger and harder. In the constant friction and stamping, the germs will be squeezed by the pressure and spew out from the front end...... The cold was cured. β
"According to the above records, you can cure the cold in one fell swoop with this method!"
Freya, who was lowered to the ground, quickly put away the notebook, and the suspicious title of "M Ward" was written in peach-colored font on the cover of the notebook. With a strange excitement, Freya continued to bewitch:
"When the colonel sees Roland jumping around, he will definitely praise us!"
"But...... Does it really work......? What the hell does that mean?"
The virgin black dragon, who had lived for hundreds of years, tilted his head and asked. Freya's vision of a bright future was already a little exciting, but he also needed to make a safe confirmation of this unheard-of treatment.
Smack-
Freya slapped the table and shouted with an overwhelming force:
"How do you know if you can do it if you haven't done it before! You have to rely on momentum! Momentum! As long as you are uplifted, you can shoot the bullseye even with your eyes closed! and so on...... Where do you want to go?!"
Roland, who was crawling towards the door on tiptoe, turned his pale face covered with cold sweat. Freya and Nidhogg were pressing at him with the same terrifying and dangerous smiles as the big sisters of the Drag Society.
"Don't worry ~~~~"
Freya's sincere face glowed with excitement, and the smile that was indistinguishable from that of a crazy pervert made Roland's heart start to accelerate, and any man would immediately clamp his legs when he saw a young flat-chested woman approaching with such a smile.
"Roland, you don't want to stay in bed all the time, don't worry, as long as you do [very comfortable things] with Sister Freya, two or three strokes will expel germs and restore your health!"
Suspicious!
Super suspicious!
Regardless of what is going on with the grunt from the front, Freya's attitude has ruined the suspicion of miè!
"I've taken the medicine and I'm already feeling better......"
With a reluctant smile on his face, he slowly retreated to the door.
Freya's pocket was inadvertently touched to the ground, and the contents gave Roland goosebumps.
A black hollow ball with a black leather rope through the middle and a small hole on the outside, leather handcuffs connected by iron chains, a leather belt with copper nails pierced with iron rings, a nine-tailed cat's skin whip made of rhinoceros skin, a king-size syringe for the treatment of riding beasts, and a red candle......
This...... These things don't look like they're used to treat patients......
"Woohoo!Enlightenment!Roland!You have nowhere to run, your chastity...... Oh no! your cold is already like a candle in the wind!"
"Don't ...... No kidding! Help!
As soon as he let out a wail, two creatures who had fallen into deep delusions pounced and threw Roland onto the bed.
"Let go...... Let go of the puppet!!"
"Aren't you honest? Even if you cut your throat, no one will come!"
"Don't take off your clothes! Don't pick them up there, they're panties!"
"I'm so annoyed! Niederhogg help hold his hand!"
"Just give up, Roland. β
"Ah...... Don't touch there...... It's so weird ...... body."
"It's coming, it's coming! It's a shame to kill and die!!"
All kinds of children's inappropriate, adults' delightful, and unapproachable screams came from the dormitory, occasionally mixed with a few terrifying three-part laughs......
Because this sound was too loud, the soldiers who went out to exercise had to sing the military song "Erica" in unison, which covered the shameful voice that made people's faces warm and heartbeat, and because of this, the sound of Li Lin turning the key to open the door was also covered.
Looking at the disheveled Roland panting red, the two senior officers pressed against him. Li Lin showed a chilling smile.
β...... What are you guys doing?"
On that day, two meteors rose in the sky of Alfheim. While shouting "What a nasty feeling-", "I will definitely come back!", with youth, blood and hormones, he drew a beautiful trajectory and flew to the other side of the horizon. (To be continued.) )
PS: Guess the small theater
Li Lin: Yesterday's winner was [Lieutenant Colonel Yang Ji Technology], congratulations!
Nidhogg: Today's question 1.What does Roland mean by shouting "Ya Butterfly" (hint: those who know the answer are not pure.) οΌ2.β What a nasty feeling-", "I'll definitely be back!", where do these two lines come from? (hint: the yellow rat that sends out a 100,000-volt attack and the sad wolf who will never eat the sheep) Everyone, hurry up!