The citizens of Lüddes are a lovely bunch of people.

He has a sense of humor, a critical taste and love for art and aesthetics, and a passion for freedom, which is why he is a bit lacking in discipline.

On top of this, as the world's largest and most prosperous metropolitan citizens, they have not been able to get rid of the temperament of the residents of the first good city.

Anytime, anywhere. As soon as there are more than two Lüders, gossip begins.

On the terrace of the coffee shop that kicked off the day, Li Lin, who has money and status, has always remained single, has all kinds of mysterious rumors, and has brought him countless jealousies and resentments from the "seven-year itch" of rectifying Lüders, has become the topic of breakfast condiments for a group of men.

It's a topic, but it's just a summary of gossip, plus your own imagination and vinegar.

Some people say: The reason why Li Lin didn't get married was because this villain had done too many immoral things, and the mother goddess couldn't stand his evil deeds, so she simply confiscated what he said below;

Some people say: Li Lin likes healthy and beautiful boys, like nymphomaniac Castilians, touching the boys' flat chests and licking the boys' auricles with the tip of his tongue ......;

Some people say: Li Lin, who is short and small, is actually a pagan who advocates polygamy, and there are 12 young daughters and wives hidden in the house, who rotate day and night;

Some people say: Li Lin can't have sex because he has smelly feet;

Some people say......

In this boring world full of meat jokes, it is too difficult for Li Lin, who maintains a strong and mysterious color, not only to be gossiped about, not only has he himself been hit by countless arrows, but even his knees cannot escape the fate of turning his knees into a sieve.

"You know what?"

A guy with a lewd grin leaned close to his companion's ear and pouted diagonally across to the luxury hotel behind the bronze pillar of Vendôme.

"I've heard that there is a secret passage under the Ritz Hotel, which is specially used for the tryst between [Lilin Pasha] and Miss Mantenon. ”

The men gathered around him put on malicious smiles and looked at the anonymous caricature in the speaker's hand.

Acrobat and third-rate singer and second-rate courtesan Miss Marguerite Maintenon - a vulgar and frivolous woman. One of the king's many lovers. Transformed into a coquettish and sexy kitten, he played Li Lin's mouse with a bowled Pasha hat of a camel orc and a "virgin" label.

With the meanness of the people in the city. The men cast contemptuous glances at high-class establishments known for serving customers at any cost.

Cheating and cheating with others is always a topic that men are willing to discuss, and the vivid caricature with erotic elements has become the focus of attention. Then. There was a dull roar from around the corner, which gradually grew louder and louder, and finally overshadowed the foul language of the men.

It was a whole squad of cuirassiers. They didn't take out the baby dragon from the dragon house, but rode through the streets. The well-maintained armor reflects the brilliance of the morning light, and those who have trimmed their beards actually don't look at the citizens who are buried in eating, galloping quickly.

Needless to say, everyone knows that the dragoons have been very busy lately, and they don't even have time to express what they think, except for eating, sleeping, and going to the toilet every day. All time slots are filled with the Hunt for Heretics.

Ever since the new Pope Gregory V, who had a fierce faith, issued a pamphlet called "Syllabus.of.Errors" to secular monarchs and nobles "in the name of the Mother Goddess", and opened fire on the "heresy" of Charlemagne, Lapland and other human countries and even the United Rus' Duchy, the dragoons and the Inquisition, who had nothing to do, were so busy that they almost didn't even have time to eat or sleep.

The "Compendium of Modern Erroneous Doctrines" lists 80 "unforgivable and deserving erroneous doctrines." Articles 1 to 7 condemn pantheism, deism (the denial of the creation of the mother goddess and the creation of the human race) and absolute sophistication (the use of theories that have nothing to do with the mother goddess and theology). Articles 8 to 14 condemn moderate soterism (refusal to allow religion to supervise the development and management of magic) and articles 15 to 18 condemn doctrine of non-discrimination (the idea that people can freely choose their religious beliefs). Secret societies, national canonical societies, secular education, and the doctrine of separation of church and state, and the newly circulated National Socialism also received condemnation and curses from the pope.

The last one was marked with a piercing red pen by His Holiness and marked as a key object of assistance, and if discovered, it could be executed without trial.

Article 80 makes an eye-pope conclusion: a great pope should and can keep pace with progress, new thinking and modern civilization.

This is not to say that His Majesty the granite-minded Pope, who is full of desire to eradicate heresy and maintain orthodoxy, will follow the trend, but emphasizes that the progress of a qiē magic and thought must be evaluated by the Holy See and subject to the Holy See's interpretation before the interview can be conducted. The Church was, is, and will be infallible and indisputable. The secular monarchs must, as always, unswervingly adhere to the established line, and build a prosperous theocratic kingdom under the leadership of the great leader, His Majesty the Pope, so that every God's chosen people can drink the broth of Smecta......

Thus, the infamous dragoon movement began.

A large number of dragoons mounted on war horses and stationed themselves in areas where false doctrines were rampant, using pliable nine-tailed cats and soldering irons to help the recalcitrant people open their minds, while also employing a combination of high bounties and sittings to encourage people to inform. Once a person is exposed as a heresy who advocates and believes in a false doctrine, his relatives, friends, and relatives will not escape the fate of being sent to the Inquisition, and the only way to escape is to expose and inform. Find a way to report the suspect before it happens, and then take a large reward from the official.

Under such measures, everyone is at risk. No one wants to be burned at the stake, no one wants to spend the rest of their lives carrying the sign of "Despicable Villain" and "Informer", and pass on this negative asset to the next generation, after a long struggle, the Lüdes people have adapted to this terrifying atmosphere with their survival wisdom, and now seeing the dragoons infesting the streets, people are no longer panicking or talking to each other, and everyone has learned to deal with it with silence and cold eyes. (To be continued.) )

PS: Guess the small theater

Li Lin: The winners of the last issue are Lieutenant Colonel Yang Xiao and Lan Zhi Dan! Congratulations!

Nidhogg: Today's question 1.Who is the prototype of the Chancellor of the Exchequer Fouquet, whose mansion is comparable to that of the royal palace?(hint: Louis XIV's unlucky guy who built a mansion and lost his official position, which led to the birth of the Palace of Versailles)What is the prototype of the assault tiger of the 2.380mm caliber mortar?