Chapter 1 Roadside Inn
Even if the stars change, time and space are staggered, and reincarnation is reversed, but time is boundless, and the years are infinite, when the Three Realms have experienced a downfall, those specious myths and legends are being staged again one by one.
Sun Wukong, Erlang God, the third prince...... The legends of the gods have long since been lost to the frenzy of time. Nowadays, no one remembers their deeds, but have they really disappeared?
At this time, the divine realm, the heavenly court, and the land of heavy pressure, dark clouds rolled, and thunder and lightning were combined.
In the dark clouds, there is the boundless prison, and all the people imprisoned in the prison are the most heinous and vicious gods. She was the only one who let the lightning strike, endure the pain of broken bones, her face was full of tears, and she silently recited the words of lovesickness.
"The human sea is deep, not half lovesick. There is still no end to the sea, and there is no end to lovesickness. ”
"Wake up, you and your children should live well......"
"I will also live strongly!"
On her haggard countenance, there is a heartbreaking poignancy and a far-reaching obsession like a nine dark yellow springs.
As the saying goes, one day in heaven and one year on earth.
Floating clouds and dogs, changing rapidly, it rained all night on this mountain, and the road was already muddy.
At the foot of the mountain, there is a village called Cai Village, Cai Village is five or six miles away from Yang County, and there is a family surnamed Cai who has opened a roadside shop on this road, which is specially for people who pass by to stay in business.
The sun sets in the western mountains, and the remnant sun is like blood.
A ragged and obese man led a girl of about three or four years old to walk slowly down the road, a pair of shadows stretched by the afterglow of the setting sun.
"Daddy, why don't you eat the bread in your hand, if you don't eat it, then give it to the child!" the girl staggered as she walked, and could fall almost at any moment.
There was a strong stench on the man's body, as if he hadn't taken a bath for several years, his face was covered with mud and he couldn't see clearly, and his body was dirty, but this little girl called Tong'er was white and clean, with a round little face and fleshy, and her eyes blinked, and she was wearing a little pink dress, which was very cute.
The man held the boy in one hand and the "big cake" in the other, scolded and muttered: "This is not a big cake, this is a wanted notice issued by the group of guys in the sky." ”
Perhaps the boy was so hungry that he turned the paper in his father's hand into a flatbread. The man held his daughter's little hand tightly, and although he was dirty, his big eyes were very bright and shrewd.
At this time, his eyes were covered with a layer of mist, and he looked at the wanted notice in his hand, on which was an extremely obscene portrait with the content of the wanted written on it.
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Wanted in the Three Realms:
Name: Liu Xingyan
Occupation: Yang County beating people
Characteristics: The face is as small as a mouse, the eyes are as big as a cow, the clothes are ragged, the body is like a pig, and he is followed by a girl of unknown origin about three or four years old.
Wanted crimes: voyeurizing female ghosts taking baths, eating wild boar essence cubs raw, pretending to be the gods of the heavenly court, pit the little demons who are not deeply involved in the world, bullying peers to fight, abducting banshees, molesting the gods, hooking up with demons and injuring retired immortals for extortion and fraud...... All kinds of crimes, big and small, are used in all kinds of extremes!
Harm: It insults the reputation of the Heavenly Court, destroys the harmony of the Three Realms, and avoids all living beings such as demons, demons, ghosts, monsters, gods, immortals, and humans.
Reward for reporting: Those who provide favorable information can choose any elixir, any peach to taste, an additional fairy beast, the first merit is directly ranked in the immortal class, enjoy immortality, if there is a person who hides and harbors criminals, the crime will be increased by one degree, and those who find the whereabouts of this person can go to heaven with a wanted warrant to report!
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After reading this wanted notice, the man immediately tore it to shreds, and said hatefully: "Liu Xingyan, if it weren't for this wanted notice, Lao Tzu would have forgotten this name." ”
"Daddy, isn't that your name?" Tong Er looked up at his father curiously with a small face, puzzled.
Liu Xingyan, three years ago, he was an ordinary watchman, because he met the nine princesses of the heavenly realm and secretly fell in love, plus he was also a talent at the time, and fluent in speech, usually knows how to deceive girls, the nine princesses saw his sharp teeth and mouth, and thought it was interesting, Liu Xingyan kicked his nose on the face, and the nine princesses did not understand human love, and Liu Xingyan's rhetoric touched her heart, and gave birth to Tong'er, a half-human and half-fairy baby girl.
Later, the Emperor of Heaven was furious when he learned of this, and escorted the Nine Princesses back to the Heavenly Prison, so that she and Liu Xingyan would never see each other.
For some reason, Heavenly Court did not dispose of Liu Xingyan's father and daughter at that time. In order to rescue the Nine Princesses, Liu Xingyan worshipped a Taoist priest as a teacher, but because he was too angry, although he also learned some spells, his body was severely damaged, so he became a monster.
The Taoist master disliked Liu Xingyan's ugly image and drove him out. With Liu Xingyan's mana at that time, not to mention rescuing the Nine Princesses, he couldn't even fly to the Heavenly Court, and he ruined his image because of his careless cultivation, so he had a revenge mentality, and since then he has begun to take revenge on society, and he has almost done all the bad things.
It was such an experience that changed Liu Xingyan's fate.
As described in the wanted warrant, he has a face as small as a mouse, eyes as big as a cow, ragged clothes, and a body like a pig.
With such a strange image, it is not an exaggeration to call him a monster.
As soon as the wanted warrant of Heavenly Court was issued, Liu Xingyan knew that with his unique appearance, no matter how he disguised it, he would be recognized at a glance, so he simply swaggered and walked in the world. Moreover, the non-immortals or demons who can receive the wanted warrant of the Heavenly Court cannot be received by ordinary people.
At this time, it was already evening, and Liu Xingyan took Tong'er to the door of the roadside shop. Far away, Liu Xingyan felt a yin aura, presumably a family with a dead person nearby.
Liu Xingyan pushed open the door of the shop very arrogantly, the room was dim, and there was a candle on the counter, and the candlelight was flickering and dim.
Sitting at the counter was Cai Laoweng, Cai Laoweng looked at Liu Xingyan's father and daughter, and was about to speak, when four more people walked in outside the door.
Cai Laoweng looked at Liu Xingyan's father and daughter and the four people who came in later, leaning over and lying on his desk with his hands, the dim candlelight illuminated his old face, and his face was wrinkled, like a cracked dry earth, like an old monster.
"Presumably, a few of them came to stay at the hotel, but unfortunately the small store is full today, and there is only one room left. Cai Laoweng said apologetically to a few people.
The four people who entered the store shook their heads at the same time, and one of the elders glanced at Liu Xingyan and said, "This brother came in first, and the rest of the room will be for him to live in." ”
Liu Xingyan turned around and glanced at the four of them, his eyes were clear and translucent, like the bright moon at night, but there was a trace of blood-colored turbidity, he didn't even say thank you, raised his hand and gave Cai Laoweng a piece of silver, Cai Laoweng put away the silver, and took Liu Xingyan's father and daughter to the upstairs room.
The four brothers glanced at each other with a hint of curiosity in their eyes, and the youngest of them said, "That person looked so strange just now, our brothers gave him the room, and he didn't even say thank you." ”
"People can't look good, besides, it's the first person to go to the store, and we have no reason to grab a room with him. The elder brother had a kind look and a kind look in his expression.
At this time, Cai Laoweng walked down from upstairs, looked at the four brothers, and said, "The small shop is really full, I'm sorry for the four." ”
"It's not easy for the four of us brothers to run a business outside, and there are no other inns near this wilderness, boss, you can be accommodating, even if it's a fire room or just a shop here for one night, the price is as much as you want, you can do it. The elder brother persuaded him bitterly, and the other three brothers also begged for mercy.
Seeing the four brothers begging like this, Cai Laoweng was moved with compassion, his eyes rolled, and he muttered: "There is still a spare room in the village, but it's just ......."
Before Cai Laoweng's words were finished, the elder brother of the four said with a happy face: "One room is enough, the four of us brothers are not afraid of squeezing!"
"This ......" Cai Laoweng wanted to speak and stopped, as if he had some scruples.
The elder shook his head and smiled, "I said, no matter what kind of room you can live in, it's fine." ”
"Alright then, come with me, four. With that, Cai Laoweng left the inn with the four brothers, walked through the streets, and sent them to the house.
Sending the four brothers to the small room, Cai Laoweng slowly returned to the inn with his body bent, he sat at the counter at this time, with a trace of tears in his eyes, looking at the door, gradually revealing a trace of anxiety, and said to himself: "This kid has bought a coffin for so long, why hasn't he come back?"
The one who went out to buy the coffin was Cai Zhuo, the son of Cai Laoweng.
Early this morning, Cai Qiaoer, the daughter of Cai Laoweng, suddenly died at home for some reason, Cai Zhuo was two years older than Cai Qiaoer, and he went to Yangyang County to buy a coffin for his sister.
Because of the rain, the road to Yangyang County was muddy, and the road was relatively remote, Cai Zhuo went to Yangyang County on foot, and when he came back, he took a carriage, but the road was full of potholes, and the carriage ran much slower than usual, so Cai Zhuo returned home in the evening.
Cai Zhuo jumped out of the carriage with the coffin, paid the coachman two silver, and as soon as he walked to the door, Cai Laoweng pushed the door tremblingly and walked out.
"Come on in, you're tired today. Cai Laoweng coughed twice, clenched his fist and tapped his chest.
Cai Zhuo said that he was not tired, his eyes were red and there were tears faintly, carrying the coffin, but he was about to leave the inn.
"Stop, that house is already occupied!" Cai Laoweng hurriedly shouted.
Cai Zhuo was stunned when he heard this, put the coffin on the ground, looked back at his father, and asked with a shocked face: "Dad, that is the village morgue, how can you give guests a place to stay?"
Cai Laoweng sighed lightly: "Ahem, I see that those four guests really have no place to live, and your sister was kind when she was alive, even if she was a ghost, she would not harm anyone, so I brought the guests there." ”
"People in life are not the same as ghosts in the dead, if your daughter becomes a ghost, then the four brothers will be very unlucky. At this moment, a young Taoist priest wearing a Taoist robe suddenly pushed the door in from the outside and sighed deeply.
I saw that he was carrying a money sword and a peachwood sword on his back, a string of garlic around his neck, and a cloth bag tied around his waist, which looked a little funny, but his appearance was relatively handsome, and his skin was fair.