Chapter 167: Furious
Consciously driven by Xu Yang, the four of them reached a preliminary consensus.
The four of them decided that the monkey wine in this wine bag was the common property of the four of them, and no one else had the right to touch it.
However, in the process of distributing the specific shares, they had another dispute.
No, Yu Guangyou walked back with them, and said with a shy face: "Xu boy, you are still young, and you are not very good at drinking, can you even out your share a little later, so that the two old men can share a little more?"
Hearing this, Xu Yang glanced at the other party with disdain, "Uncle Yu, if I hadn't carried forward the spirit of not being afraid of hardship and death just now, and risked my life to lead the way for you, you should still be spinning in the monkey ditch, right?
Even if the skin is thick enough, the old face like a pig's head is slightly red at this time.
Xu Yang was indeed right, if it weren't for this kid who risked his life and ran over to show him the way, and designed to get rid of those hateful monkeys, he would have been unable to distinguish between the southeast and the northwest, and he wouldn't have known how to turn to the Year of the Monkey in this deep mountain and old forest.
Of course, Yu Guangyou is not such an easy person to die, and if he can't make a plan, he has another plan in his heart.
But this time, he changed the object of lobbying to Zhao Qianru.
"Qianru, you are a girl, and you don't like to drink, and this thing is not easy to carry, so I will let Uncle Yu help you eliminate it." ”
Now, even Xie Baoshan can't look at it.
"Old man Yu, can't you be a little promising?
Of course, the reason why Xie Baoshan opened his mouth to help Zhao Qianru and couldn't hug him was not entirely out of justice.
This old boy is also a little selfish.
After all, if Zhao Qianru brought the wine back to Canglongmen, he might still come to the door and take two sips.
But if this wine enters Yu Guangyou's stomach, then he can't let people spit it out again, right?
Seeing that Xie Baoshan actually ran out to sabotage his good deeds, Yu Guangyou was angry on the spot, "The surname is Xie, you can't let me a little for the sake of my injury?"
"Yo, it's a big deal to be injured? I still want you to be a little bit? You don't want to think about how you were injured?" Xie Baoshan's stinky mouth has never spared people.
"How did I get hurt? Surnamed Xie, you touch your conscience and think about it, if I hadn't explored the way in front, you, an old boy, would still be able to stand and talk to me so well?"
"That's because you're stupid, you will hit the honeycomb headlong, if I were so stupid with you, how can I have a chance to hit the honeycomb, I would have bought a piece of tofu by myself, and I died on the tofu. ”
Well, it's kind of hilarious.
On the way back, these two old boys, like two casual children, kept arguing.
In the face of these two guys who have rejuvenated in terms of mentality, Xu Yang can only watch from the wall.
There was no way, at the beginning, he also persuaded two sentences, but unfortunately, as soon as he opened his mouth, he was so scared by the two old boys that he quickly shut up.
After that, he listened to the bickering of the two old boys as cross talk.
The kind of unflattering thing on both sides, whoever likes to do it will do it.
Of course, Xu Yang is not completely out of other things to do.
When they were about to reach the foot of the mountain, they saw two pheasants crouching on a small tree, about to spread their wings and try to fly in front of them.
Xu Yang, who heard the cross talk and heard the buzzing of his head, quickly picked up two stones from the ground and quickly threw them at the two pheasants.
With only two clicks, the two stones hit the two unlucky pheasants.
Xu Yang was overjoyed.
Since I studied the manual for using the hidden weapon, I have even increased the accuracy of throwing stones.
He scurried over and took in his hands the two pheasants whose heads had been smashed by stones.
Hey, you can add another game tonight.
And the two old boys didn't keep their mouths shut until they returned to the gate of Xu's wine shop.
Unable to take advantage of the slightest advantage in words and in practice, he took the lead towards the gate with a huff.
It's just that at this moment, Ma Taihou, who was about to walk out of the lobby, hit Yu Guangyou's body headlong.
As soon as this kid looked up, he was taken aback by Yu Guangyou's unique shape on the spot.
My second uncle and grandfather, where did this pig-headed monster come from?
Looking at Ma Taihou's ghostly look, he was already angry in his heart, and he was even more angry.
He casually gave the other party a big brain breakdown.
"What kind of expression is this kid, haven't you seen your Uncle Yu?"
Hearing this voice, Ma Taihou, who just wanted to turn around and run for his life, knew that the pig-headed monster in front of him turned out to be this old boy in the afterglow.
But Ma Taihou, who was taken aback just now, and inexplicably got a brain breakdown, was also aggrieved.
You say you have an old face swollen like a pig's head, who the fuck can recognize you?
The more Ma Taihou thought about it, the more angry he became.
His uncle, who did he recruit and provoke whom?
Just finished digging the earthen kiln, he was half tired to death, and he was trying to go out to breathe, but he encountered such an unlucky thing.
Yu Guang saw that this kid looked unconvinced, and his heart became even more angry.
He is an immortal, why don't young people in this year have a sense of public morality that respects the old and loves the young?
It's okay if you don't apologize for hitting someone, but this kid still seems to want to compete with him now?
Just when Yu Guang was about to teach this kid how to behave, Xu Yang, who followed his footsteps and came in, hurriedly pulled away Ma Taihou, who was unconvinced.
He dragged Matthehou to the backyard as he shoved the two pheasants into each other's hands.
"What do you kid do with an injured old-timer? Go, hurry up and clean up these two pheasants, and I'll make you an authentic drunken chicken at night." ”
Ma Taihou, who was full of anger, wanted to smash the two pheasants in his hand directly into Xu Yang's face on the spot.
Damn, it was this kid who deliberately arranged for himself to dig the earth kiln, and as a result, he was so tired that he almost couldn't straighten his waist.
And now, this kid not only wants to pretend to be a good man in front of him, but also wants him to clean up the pheasants.
His uncle, can he really be bullied?
But just when Ma Taihou wanted to get angry, he saw Xu Yang suddenly said with a serious face: "You have to think about it, if you don't help clean up the pheasant, this is called Flower Drunk Chicken, but you won't have your share, don't blame me for not reminding you when the time comes." ”
was threatened by Xu Yang, and Ma Taihou was even more furious.
Fuck your uncle's flower drunken chicken, isn't it just a chicken, who the fuck hasn't eaten it?
It's just that before he could smash the pheasant in his hand into the other party's face, he heard someone behind him ask in surprise: "Is it called Hua Drunk Chicken?"