Chapter 285: Five Thunder Spells
Erzhuzi first made a phone call to his female classmate, and after about ten minutes, Erzhuzi came to his female classmate's community, and saw his female classmate Siyu at the gate of the community.
"Erzhuzi, you're here. The female classmate of Erzhuzi ran to Erzhuzi's side and said, Erzhuzi's female classmate's face was a little pale, and her forehead was a little black, which was a sign of being haunted by ghosts.
"Siyu, take us up. Because Er Biao was behind Er Zhuzi, Er Pillar didn't feel scared at all, of course, Er Zhuzi's biggest reliance was the Five Thunder Spell in his trouser pocket.
"Yes. Siyu nodded her head in gratitude, and then she wrapped her hands tightly around Erzhuzi's arm and walked upstairs to their house, and Erzhuzi's face was filled with a happy smile at this time.
"Stinky rascals. Er Biao scolded behind the two pillars.
"Who do you say is a hooligan?" Erzhuzi turned around and said to Erbiao angrily.
"Erzhuzi, who are you talking to, don't scare me. Siyu also looked back at the same time, and there was no one at all.
"I, I'm joking with you. Erzhuzi smiled.
"Erzhuzi, you're so bad, you're so bad. Siyu used her two small fists to keep smashing Erzhuzi's chest, Siyu's fists didn't have any strength, and her fists hit Erzhuzi's body like tickling.
"Alright, let's hurry up. Erzhuzi grabbed Siyu's small fist and said.
"Yes. Siyu's face was flushed with shame at this time.
"What a stinky rascal!" Er Biao followed behind Er Zhuzi and continued to scold, while Er Zhuzi ignored Er Biao and scolded him however he wanted.
"This is my home. Siyu came to the third floor with the second pillar and pointed to a brown security door and said.
"Open the door. Erzhuzi said to Siyu.
"The key is here, you can hit it. Siyu handed the key to Erzhuzi, and then hid behind Erzhu, if Siyu could see Erbiao also standing behind Erzhu at this time, I don't know what would happen to her.
Erzhuzi opened the door of Siyu's house with the key in his hand, and when Erzhu opened the door of Siyu's house, Erzhuzi saw that the lights in the house were on, and there was a TV in one of the bedrooms.
"When I left with my mother, I pulled all the electric switches in the house, what is going on, I am afraid of the second pillar. When Siyu said this, his hands were tightly wrapped around Erzhuzi's waist, and Erzhuzi at this time enjoyed Siyu's hands tightly around his waist, and he was not in a hurry to enter the house.
"You can't get in, if you don't go in, I'll go back. Erzhuzi was not in a hurry, but Erbiao was a little anxious, and he stood beside Erzhuzi and urged Erzhuzi.
"Siyu is like this, you go downstairs first and wait, no matter what happens, don't come up. After Erzhuzi said this, he let go of Siyu's hand around his waist, and then walked in with Erbiao. Siyu patted his chest, took a deep breath, and ran downstairs.
When Erzhuzi pushed open the bedroom door with the sound of the TV, he saw a middle-aged man in his forties lying on the bed watching TV.
Erzhuzi looked at the middle-aged man lying on the bed, and couldn't help swallowing a mouthful of spit, although Erzhuzi was born with yin and yang eyes, he could see these yin spirits since he was a child, but if he wanted him to drive away this yin spirit, he was still a little scared in his heart.
"That big brother, you are now occupying my friend's house, which has delayed the normal life of others, I hope you don't disturb my friend. Erzhuzi stumbled and said to the middle-aged man lying on the bed, and the yin spirit didn't expect this person to be able to see him.
"Fuck me off, be less nosy, don't say I'm not polite to you!" said the yin spirit lying on the bed with a gloomy face to Erzhuzi.
"You mean you don't have to talk about it?" Erzhuzi's body trembled a little when he said this, and a layer of cold sweat broke out on his forehead.
"Where did Xiao Mi San come from, he dared to meddle with Lao Tzu's affairs, Lao Tzu has lived in this house for more than ten years, what right do you have to drive Lao Tzu away?" The yin spirit got up from the bed and glared at Erzhuzi with his eyes, and Erzhuzi took a step back in fright.
"It's a useless thing. Er Biao ridiculed Erzhu on the side.
"I seriously warn you, I am a Maoshan Taoist priest, if you don't leave this house, don't blame me for being rude!" Erzhu plucked up the courage to say this, took out the Five Thunder Spell in his pocket, and gestured at the Yin Spirit in front of him.
"Haha, Huangkou Xiao'er, do you think I'll be afraid of you if you say that?" When the yin spirit finished saying this, his whole face became hideous, his face instantly turned iron blue, his black and white eyes instantly turned pure black, and there was red blood flowing down the corners of his eyes, and the yin spirit slowly approached the second pillar, he did not walk step by step, but floated his feet off the ground.
Facing this hideous face, Erzhuzi's frightened legs were a little bad, and his mind was blank at this time, and he didn't know what to do next.
"Erzhuzi, you dare to catch ghosts with such guts?" Erbiao sneered behind Erzhuzi.
"Fight, Taishang Laojun is as anxious as a law, take it!" When Erzhuzi finished saying this, he took a step forward and then pasted the charm in his hand towards the head of the yin spirit in front of him.
"Bang", before the second pillar approached the yin spirit, the yin spirit stretched out a foot and kicked the two pillars out, and the five thunder spells in the hands of the two pillars also fell at the feet of the yin spirit, and the yin spirit picked up the five thunder spells on the ground and tore them in half directly, and the five thunder spells that the two pillars relied on were gone.
"Er Biao, you hurry up!" Er Zhu hurriedly got up from the ground and then hid behind Er Biao and said.
"I'll do it anyway. Er Biao rolled up his sleeves and walked towards the yin spirit.
"Another nosyman. The yin spirit looked at Er Biao and said with a sneer.
"If you are interested, hurry up, or don't say that I am not polite to you. When Er Biao said this, his whole body exuded a cold air, and Er Zhuzi was forced back two steps by the cold air on Er Biao's body.
"Roar" Erzhu roared and rushed towards the yin spirit, the yin spirit was not afraid, he also roared and ran towards Erbiao. According to the body type, Er Biao's body type has a great advantage, Er Biao has a typical Northeast figure, that is, he is strong, and the Yin Spirit is a little thin, in Er Zhuzi's opinion, Er Biao can easily beat this Yin Spirit down.
Er Biao swung his big fist and smashed it at the head of the yin spirit, and the yin spirit did not dodge, he raised his fist and met the fist that Er Biao smashed into his head.
"Bang", the two fists collided together, the yin spirit stood on the ground without moving, Er Biao took five steps back, at this time Er Biao looked at the yin spirit in front of him in horror, and the thought of escaping in his heart, the punch he just hit used ten percent of his strength, but he was beaten back five steps by others.
"Come on, Er Biao, beat him down. Erzhuzi urged Erbiao from behind, Erbiao wanted to turn around and leave, but he still had a good face and didn't want to lose face in front of Erzhuzi, in fact, he was afraid that Erzhu would go back and stink him in front of Liu Qian.
"Erzhuzi, you go down first, and when I finish him out, I'll go down to find you. Er Biao stared at the yin spirit in front of him and said to Er Zhuzi.
"Okay, I'll wait for you below, hurry up. After Erzhuzi said this, he threw Er Biao himself and ran away.
"I'll give you another chance, and if you know each other, get out of here, or don't blame me for being rude to you. Er Biao said this to cheer himself up.
"This sentence should be replaced by me, if you know each other, get out of my house quickly, otherwise, don't blame me for being unkind to you. The forty-year-old Yin Spirit returned this sentence to Er Biao.
"Ahh Er Biao stopped talking nonsense, he picked up two big fists and rushed up, the yin spirit was not afraid of Er Biao, he also clenched his fists to meet it.
That's it, these two yin spirits fight with one punch and one kick, Er Biao is not the opponent of the yin spirit at all, Er Biao will be easily dodged by the opponent every time he punches, and the opponent will hit Er Biao every time he punches.
Er Biao spat out a breath of yin qi from his mouth and got up from the ground again, this was the third time he had gotten up from the ground.
"You wait, I'll go back and ask my sister to clean you up. Er Biao stood up and was about to go out, at this time Er Biao was extremely aggrieved, he never thought that he would be beaten by this thin yin spirit and had no power to fight back, his only thought now was to go back to Liu Mei to help him get angry.
"Do you think this is your house, come and go if you want?" When the yin spirit finished saying this, he ran in front of Er Biao and stretched out his hand to stop Er Biao.
"What do you want?" Er Biao asked as he looked at the Yin Spirit in front of him with a frightened expression.
"I'm going to give you some color today, or you'll think I'm a bully. The yin spirit said to Er Biao with a fierce face, he said this and swung his fist and smashed it on Er Biao's head, Er Biao didn't dare to fight back, he knew that he was not someone's opponent, he could only squat on the ground with his head in his hands and be beaten by the other party, he only hoped that the other party could quickly finish his breath so that he could let him go.
"Stop!" Before the Yin Spirit's fist hit Er Biao's body, Liu Mei appeared in front of Er Biao at this time, and she reached out and grabbed the fist that the Yin Spirit smashed into Er Biao's body.
"Sister Liu Mei, you're here, woo, woo, woo~" Er Biao saw Liu Mei appear in front of him, he got up from the ground and hugged one of Liu Mei's arms and cried.
"Another nosyman. The yin spirit looked at Liu Mei viciously and said.
"I'm not here to meddle in things, I'm here to take my brother back. Liu Mei pointed to Er Biao next to her and said.
"Hmph, it's not that easy to go. "That yin spirit is a bit unforgiving at the moment.
"Then what do you want?" asked Liu Mei with a gloomy face.
"He can go, but you have to stay with me. The yin spirit had a lewd smile on his face as he said this.
"Okay, I promise you. Liu Mei said with a smile.
"Er Biao, you go first. Liu Mei turned her head and said to Er Biao next to him.
"Sister Liu Mei, I won't leave you. Er Biao took a step forward and said in front of Liu Mei.
"You go down, Erbiao, this matter will be dealt with, don't worry. Liu Mei said to Er Biao with a smile on her face.
"This ......" Er Biao didn't want to throw Liu Mei away.
"Let's go. Liu Mei pushed Er Biao out.
"Sister, be careful. After Er Biao said this, he walked downstairs.
"Okay, now it's just the two of us, what do you want to do?" Liu Mei still smiled when she said this.
"Haha, then you're welcome, I'm here, little beauty!" The yin spirit opened its arms and pounced on Liu Mei, and Liu Mei squatted to the left and dodged.
"Little beauty, what do you mean by that?" said the yin spirit angrily.
"You wait for me to take off this cheongsam on my body, I'm afraid you will damage my new clothes. After Liu Mei finished speaking, she took off the pink cheongsam that Lin Bufan bought for her, and at this time, Liu Mei only had a set of black underwear and underwear left on her body, her fair skin, and slender thighs were completely displayed in front of the yin spirit.
"Okay, good, okay, I'll take it off, I'll take it off too!" the yin spirit said as he took off his coat.
"Bang", before the yin spirit took off the clothes on his body, Liu Mei raised a foot and kicked the yin spirit in the abdomen, kicking the yin spirit more than two meters away and lying directly on the ground.
"You, you, you ......" The yin spirit lay on the ground and pointed at Liu Mei speechless, Liu Mei's foot was indeed a bit heavy, and the yin spirit couldn't get up at all when he lay on the ground.
"Don't think that women are easy to bully, sister you can't afford to provoke. When Liu Mei finished saying this, she put the cheongsam on her body and walked downstairs.
"Sister Liu Mei, are you okay?" At this time, Er Biao was waiting for Liu Mei at the bend of the stairs on the second floor, because he was not worried about Liu Mei, so he didn't leave.
"I'm fine, let's go, let's go home. Sister Liu Mei said to Er Biao with a smile.
"Thank you, Sister Liu Mei, if you weren't here today...... Er Biao's voice was a little choked when he said this.
"Don't say these kind words, don't forget that we are now a family, you are my brother, I can bully you, but others can't bully you. After Liu Mei said this, she took Er Biao's hand and walked down.
When Liu Mei and Er Biao walked downstairs, the two of them saw Er Zhuzi and his female classmate sitting on a chair in the community chatting, Liu Mei and Er Biao crossed Er Zhuzi's side and didn't say anything.
"Siyu, I'll get here here today, this house can't be lived in for the time being, I'll tell you when I can live in it, the key is put here for me first." ”
"Well, then please Erzhuzi. Siyu said with a touched face.
"Then I have something to do, so I'll leave first, and we'll call later. After Erzhuzi said this, he threw Siyu and chased after Liu Mei and Erbiao.
"Sister Liu Mei, why are you here too?" Erzhuzi ran to Liu Mei's side and asked, Liu Mei ignored Erzhuzi and walked straight forward.
"Er Biao, how is that yin spirit, has you beaten him down?" Er Zhuzi asked again by his side.
"I warn you Erzhuzi, don't talk to me in the future, be careful that I beat you. Er Biao waved his fist and said to Er Zhuzi angrily, Er Biao is now angry and has nowhere to spill. When Erzhuzi saw Erbiao's angry face, he didn't dare to ask anything more, so Liu Mei and Erbiao walked in front, and Erzhuzi followed closely behind the two of them.
At about ten o'clock in the evening, Liu Mei and the three of them returned to Maoshan Hall.
"Sister Liu Mei, are you back?" Liu Qian got up from the sofa and greeted her.
"Er Biao, what's wrong with you, you look unhappy. Brother Feng got up from the sofa and asked Er Biao.
At this moment, Er Biao sat on the sofa without saying a word, he didn't know what to say, after all, it was a bit disgraceful to be beaten, so he simply didn't say anything.
"Sister Liu Mei, what the hell is going on?" asked Liu Qian with a puzzled face.
"What else is going on, these two guys are cleaned up. Liu Mei sighed and said, in fact, looking at Er Biao's frustrated expression, Lin Bufan guessed the result of this matter.
"Hehe, this is what I expected. Lin Bufan interjected on the side and said.
"Master, then tell me why this matter is what you expected?" Erzhuzi asked while sitting next to Lin Bufan.
"First, although the ghosts and zombies in the movie are real in reality, but it is not as simple as in the movie to deal with them, first of all, you are not a Taoist priest, what you know now is not even skin, you can draw some simple spells, you have this ability to catch ghosts, it is undoubtedly asking for hardship. Second, although Er Biao is wide and fat, his strength is limited, this Yin Spirit is not only stronger the longer he lives, but more importantly, the stronger the resentment on the Yin Spirit, the stronger his strength, Liu Mei is the best example. Lin Bufan pointed at Liu Mei and said to the second pillar.
"Oh. Erzhuzi just sighed, and then lowered his head with a red face.
"By the way, what about the Five Thunder Spell I gave you?" Lin Bufan asked Erzhuzi.
"Before I could use it, I was torn apart by that ghost. Erzhuzi's voice was so low that if you didn't listen carefully, you wouldn't be able to hear what he was saying.
"Huh. Lin Bufan didn't say anything, just shook his head and smiled, Lin Bufan picked up the wolf pen on the table and drew another five thunder spell on the yellow rune paper and handed it to Erzhuzi.
"What are you doing?" Erzhuzi asked incomprehensibly as he looked at the Five Thunder Spell in Lin Bufan's hand.
"Didn't you say you'd use this Five Thunder Spell! Lin Bufan stuffed the Five Thunder Spell in his hand into the hand of the second pillar and said.
"Who am I for?" Er Zhuzi glanced at Liu Mei, Liu Qian, Brother Feng and Er Biao with his eyes, and when he looked at Er Biao, Er Biao was also looking at him viciously.
"In this way, you can use Er Biao as a target. Lin Bufan pointed at Er Biao and said.
"I won't do it, I don't want to be his test subject!" Er Biao said this and walked out angrily.
"This ......" Erzhuzi was still flushed, in fact, he also felt a little sorry for Erbiao in his heart.
"I'll do it anyway. Liu Mei got up from the sofa and said.
"I don't dare. Erzhuzi saw that it was Liu Mei who shook his head vigorously and said, he was indeed a little afraid to do so.
"It's okay, just come on, I won't retaliate against you. Liu Mei said seriously to Erzhuzi.
"Master, what do you see?" Erzhuzi looked at Lin Bufan at this time, and Lin Bufan nodded to Erzhuzi.
"Liu Mei, let's say it, once I hurt you, you are not allowed to retaliate against me. Erzhuzi stood up from the sofa and said politely to Liu Mei.
"Come on, stop inking. Liu Mei said impatiently.
"Taishang Laojun is as anxious as a law, take it!" After the second pillar finished reciting the spell, he pasted the charm in his hand to Liu Mei's forehead, and Liu Mei didn't dodge, just stood there motionless and asked the second pillar to paste the charm in his hand on her head.
"Hey, how could this be?" Erzhuzi's hand, along with the talisman in his hand, penetrated Liu Mei's body without causing a trace of damage to Liu Mei.
"Taishang Laojun is as anxious as a law, take it!" Then the second pillar tried five or six times but it still didn't work, and beads of sweat the size of beans fell from the head of the second pillar.
"No, that's not what I saw on TV, it stands to reason that this spell should be stuck to Liu Mei's head. Erzhuzi looked at the talisman in his hand and said puzzled.
"You come with me to the second floor. Lin Bufan snatched the talisman from Erzhuzi's hand and walked to the second floor, Erzhuzi and Liu Mei all followed behind Lin Bufan.
"What is shown on TV may not be true, so I'll show you how to use these five thunder spells, and you all stand aside and watch carefully. Lin Bufan said to the two pillars behind him and Liu Mei.
"Taishang Laojun is as anxious as a law, take it!" Lin Bufan input the Dao power in his body into the five thunder spells in his hand, and then threw the spell forward, only to see the five thunder spells turn into five thumb-thick lightning bolts and hit a red brick on the ground, instantly knocking the red brick into powder.
"That's how the spell works, do you see it?" Lin Bufan turned his head and said to Erzhuzi, at this time, Erzhuzi was so shocked by the scene just now that his mouth opened wide, and he didn't close it until now, Lin Bufan walked to the first floor after saying this.
"Master, how did you do it, you can teach me. Erzhuzi followed Lin Bufan's ass and kept chattering.
"I'm sleepy, I'm going to sleep, I have to get up early tomorrow morning, you should go to bed quickly." After Lin Bufan said this, he lay on the sofa and no longer paid attention to the second pillar.
Erzhuzi saw Lin Bufan close his eyes, so he didn't dare to disturb Lin Bufan anymore, Erzhuzi lay on the sofa and turned over and over again and couldn't sleep, and his mind kept thinking about the scene where Lin Bufan used the Five Thunder Spell before.
Lin Bufan didn't fall asleep at this moment, Lin Bufan had been thinking about moving the grave tomorrow, Lin Bufan tried hard to recall the scene when the master had taken him to the grave, thinking about Lin Bufan and falling asleep, this sleep happened to be five o'clock the next morning.