Chapter 525
Qi Tiandao said with a smile: "This Buddhism is also very calculating, find a tiger spirit who has just cultivated the Immortal Dao and doesn't know anything to pretend to be Guan Yu." ”
Lu Dongbin reprimanded: "You monster, pretending to be someone else, what bad things are you going to do?"
The tiger spirit's eyes purred, and Chen Jian sneered: "If you dare to lie, then the poor road will send you to the west to see you coming and going!"
When the tiger spirit heard this, he couldn't help but tremble, obviously he was scared enough, Chen Kuan's means just now had shocked him, and at this moment, he was frightened by Chen Kuan, and he didn't dare to think about those lies anymore, and kowtowed to all the Taoist masters again and again, shouting that the Taoist master spared his life, the little demon is not easy to practice, there is an eighty-year-old mother, and there is a child Yunyun who is still breastfeeding. Hearing this, the four of them couldn't help but shake their heads and laugh.
"Hugh has to give Lao Tzu nonsense here, come on!" Yang Jian glared and said angrily.
The tiger spirit didn't dare to say any more, so he had to tell the matter like pouring beans from a bamboo tube, but he was ordered by a senior monk in Buddhism to become Guan Yu, and when he found an opportunity, he swallowed Liu Bei and Zhang Fei in one bite. When asked who the old monk was, the tiger spirit said that he didn't know, the monk didn't tell him his name, and he had just cultivated the immortal path, the old monk gave some benefits, and he thought in his heart that he was just going to kill two mortals, so he answered.
"It turned out to be just a pawn. Qi Tian Dao man groaned.
"Yes, Dao Ye! The little demon is just a little pawn, I don't know that these two mortals are protected by four Taoist masters, otherwise even if the little demon is given hundreds of times the benefits, the little demon will not dare to fight the idea of these two mortal masters!"
The tiger spirit has only cultivated the immortal path, but the eyesight is still there, any one of these four people can make himself irreversible, where does he dare to have any other thoughts, just to save a small life.
Monkey King said: "Death crimes can be avoided, but living crimes cannot be escaped." You will stay with us for the time being, and if you meet the old monk, you will point it out. ”
The tiger spirit escaped with his life, and couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and said: "Thank you to the four Taoist masters, the little demon must be obedient and serve the four Taoist masters well." ”
Qi Tian Dao said again: "Is this person that the old monk asked you to pretend to be already poisoned?"
But the tiger spirit said, "No, no! This man just made the little one stunned with a gust of strange wind, and then the little one snatched his cart and changed into his appearance, and it didn't kill him." ”
Even if the tiger spirit really wanted to kill Guan Yu, the Heavenly Emperor would also detect it from the stars, and if he had killing intent, he would immediately be killed by a thunderbolt, and he would be able to kill him in an instant.
Now the two sides of Buddhism and Taoism are stepping by step, and one side is not allowed to have any mistakes, the troubled times of the Three Kingdoms have not yet begun, so many cannon fodder have come out, I am afraid that a few people supported by Buddhism have also been assassinated by Taoism, but they may not have succeeded.
The two sides of Buddhism and Taoism are constantly in conflict, and the chess pieces in the middle are all cannon fodder, and if you make a wrong move, you will turn into ashes.
However, this tiger spirit's luck is not bad, if he encounters someone else, I am afraid that he will be killed at once.
The four of them couldn't help but secretly feel thrilled in their hearts, if this tiger spirit was really mixed with Liu Bei and Zhang Fei, not to mention the matter of mixing up righteousness, and there was always a time when one was secret, I am afraid that if one of them didn't pay attention, the two would really become the flesh and blood in the mouth of this tiger spirit.
When he arrived in front of the restaurant, he happened to see his car, and couldn't help but be overjoyed, and scolded: "I don't know which bird stole the uncle's cart here! ”
This person is the real Guan Yu, but he was stunned by the tiger spirit with a strange wind, and he came to this restaurant a while late.
Guan Yu entered the store and sat down, and shouted: "Bartender, pour wine and eat, I still have to go to the city to join the army!"
The bartender hurriedly answered, Liu Bei and Zhang Fei were drinking a few glasses, turned their heads to look, only to see that this person was majestic, his face was like a heavy jujube, and his beautiful hair under his chin was even more powerful, and he couldn't help but be surprised: "Could it be that this person is also my left and right? This person's appearance is also a little weird, I would rather kill the mistake than let it go, and now I am about to do something, one more person, it will be better." ”
Liu Bei said: "I heard that a hero is going to join the army, but I don't know where the hero comes from?"
Guan Yu took a look, only to see that the person in front of his head was kind and kind-eyed, he was the appearance of a great sage, and the person behind him had a swallow jaw and tiger beard, extremely powerful, and his heart was awe-inspiring, and he said: "My name is Guan Yu, and I am a good person in Hedong! Because the local squire is bullying people, I can't see it, so I started to kill it, and fled to the rivers and lakes, I am afraid that it has been six or seven years. Now I heard that the Yellow Turban thieves are going to mess with my Han Sheji, and someone here is recruiting soldiers and is here to apply. ”
Liu Bei asked, "I don't know what kind of weapon a good man is capable of?"
Guan Yu sighed: "I originally made a bite of the Qinglong Yanyue Knife, but I came out in a hurry, and I didn't dare to bring such a conspicuous weapon, so I landed in my hometown." If you talk about ability, it's not bad!"
Liu Bei said: "Zhang Yide and I are about to do something, I wonder if the hero is willing to go with me?"
Guan Yu said, "Dare to ask who you are?"
Liu Bei sighed: "I am a descendant of the Han family, surnamed Liu Mingbei, and the word Xuande. However, the family has declined, and now I have heard that thieves are everywhere, harming the family and the country, so we want to raise troops to support the community. ”
When Guan Yu heard this, he couldn't help but be in awe, in today's era, the royal relatives are the highest status, and the current Liu Bei, counting the generations, is still the emperor's brother of today's saint, and when he was Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty, he was called the emperor's uncle.
"It turned out to be a member of the Han family, please accept the next worship!" Guan Yu said.
Liu Bei helped Guan Yu up and said, "Elder Brother Yun is willing to do something with us?"
Guan Yu couldn't help but hesitate for a moment, and Zhang Fei scolded: "I think you are also a good man, how can you talk and do things but tender girl, if you want to go or not, give a happy word!"
Guan Yu was scolded by Zhang Fei, a reckless man, and instead of being angry, he laughed, and said: "This brother is really a good man, he is right, how can a man and a big man, how can he be a mother-in-law and mother-in-law?
Liu Bei couldn't help but be overjoyed, and said: "Very good, very good! ”
Zhang Fei said: "What's the trouble? I have a peach orchard at home, and the flowers are blooming just right, since the three of us are working together, can we become brothers? ”
Liu Bei thought secretly in his heart, and felt that he had lost his identity by becoming a brother with this pig-killing man, but he thought of what Qi Tiandao said to him, not to be discriminated against because of the appearance and identity of the two, and to treat them as brothers and sisters, and with the courtesy of a countryman. Moreover, Liu Bei's family has no money, and he has to rely on Zhang Fei to do this, so he should respond to it.
Guan Yu and Zhang Fei couldn't help but be overjoyed, the commoners and nobles of today's dynasty are clearly divided, if they can become brothers with the royal relatives and nobles, they will be worth a lot in the future, and the tide will naturally rise!
Zhang Fei said: "Today, the two of you will go to the house with me to live for a day, and a certain family will immediately start arranging sacrifices, and after the sacrifice to heaven and earth tomorrow, they will become brothers." ”
Liu Bei and Guan Yu were both good, drank a lot of wine in the hotel, and went to Zhang Fei's house to rest drunk, waiting for tomorrow to be righteous in the peach orchard.
It is said that Liu Guan and Zhang have gathered together, and they will rest at Zhang Fei's house at night, preparing to marry as brothers in the peach orchard tomorrow.
Zhang Fei is also a person who is coarse and fine, this is an era of looking at his background, he is just a butcher, a pawn and a peddler, even if his martial arts are world-famous, I am afraid it will be difficult to achieve anything, and he will be suppressed by the people above, if he is married to Liu Bei, it will be different, he is the life and death brother of the emperor's relatives, and his identity will naturally rise, even if he moves elsewhere, he can also have an identity that can be used.
Although Liu Bei's status is not low, his family is poor, and this Zhang Fei and Guan Yu are probably his assistants, and they have been confessed by Qi Tiandao earlier, although they are unwilling to become brothers with a pig man and a murderer, but they still have to do it. For the emperor, not only must be ambitious, but also be able to forbear, the king does not see Gou Jian lying on the salary and tasting the gall, and the three thousand Yuejia will eventually swallow Wu?
Guan Yu didn't think about it so much, he only devoted himself to serving the country, there is a relative of the emperor here, and he is about to do something, that is the best, after all, there is royal blood, and it is much easier to achieve a great cause, and everything can be justified.
As soon as the hour of the next day arrived, the three of them went to the peach orchard to set up a table, lit incense and candles, sacrificed to the emperor, worshiped Houtu, beheaded a chicken, and drank a bowl of blood wine.
Liu Bei is counted as the brother of today's saint, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei naturally dare not cross the line, and Liu Bei's identity is respected, this recruitment is paid by Zhang Fei, and he has to rely on Liu Bei's prestige to gather people's hearts, after all, most civilians have a kind of respect and worship for the imperial family.
Although Liu Bei is the youngest, he is regarded as the eldest brother, Guan Yu is older than Zhang Fei, and he is the second brother, Zhang Fei can only be a third brother who contributes money and efforts, but Zhang Fei is a careless eye, but he doesn't care much.
Qi Tiandao said: "These three people are righteous, it can be regarded as a gathering of left and right, Liu Bei's life seems to be a lot of life, but he can turn evil into good fortune, there is no danger, he is the face of an emperor, and his mind is mature, his wrist is powerful, if there is no immortal Dao person to harm, he may be the emperor." ”
Chen Jian also understood this look, after all, he had seen Zhao Taizu's appearance in later generations, and pointed out Zhao Taizu to be famous in the world, which is a later story. The table is not overtitled.
Chen Shu said: "This person's appearance, either as a great sage, or as a Buddha, and again as an emperor and prince, now there is already a left and a right, and whenever there is danger, you can turn evil into good fortune, but there is no big problem! ”
Now the immortal dispute, although there are the gods and Buddhas behind the secret support, but these people do not dare to intervene too deeply, so as not to be contaminated with the great cause and effect of the heavens, when the time comes, the heavens will kill and rob, no matter what, they will not be able to escape the reckoning of the heavens.
Although Buddhism is afraid of being contaminated with cause and effect, but I don't know where to pull cannon fodder, if the tiger spirit kills Liu Bei and Zhang Fei, then he will naturally not escape the liquidation, and the old monk who instigated him may also suffer from liquidation. The way of heaven is ruthless, selfless, the practice was originally against the sky at the beginning, to be able to become an immortal, but also to grasp the glimmer of life of the Dao Yan Sijiu escape, after you become an immortal, you still want to be against the way of heaven, isn't that looking for death?
These people are the humane kings selected by the Heavenly Dao, and if the people in the Immortal Dao interfere too deeply, they will definitely suffer a catastrophe.
Here the three brothers are righteous, Qi Tiandao people see the three of them frowning, and they want to help, but they see the guests below, these two guests are big businessmen in Zhongshan, and they send horses to the north to sell every year, and recently because of the Yellow Turban Army uprising, they can only turn back halfway. The three brothers were overjoyed, saying that they would raise troops to fight against the Yellow Army, and the two big businessmen heard that the three of them had the ambition to serve the country, so they sent 50 strong horses, 1,000 catties of iron, and 500 taels of gold and silver, which were used as weapons.
Horses are important means of transportation, transportation, but also a great weapon on the battlefield, a good horse, stronger than anything else, whether it is to kill the enemy or escape can be said to be twice the result with half the effort.
However, most of the horses are in the hands of the government, and although the common people have them, most of them are inferior horses, and although the endurance of these inferior horses is good, they are still much worse than military horses. These two Zhongshan businessmen relied on raising horses for a living, and sold horses to the imperial court every year, but this year there was a Yellow Turban Rebellion, and I don't know what year and month it was a head, and a large number of horses in their hands had to eat and drink, and they didn't know how much they had to spend, the two had known Zhang Fei for a long time, had eaten many times of wine, and heard that Liu Bei was a relative of the emperor and was about to do something, so he was very bold and generous, and these fifty horses were not a big deal.
The three brothers said goodbye to the two guests and ordered the best blacksmith in the county to build a pair of double-strand swords, a green dragon glaive knife, and a zhangba snake spear.
Soon, the three brothers gathered 500 people to invest in the county order Zou Jing, Zou Jing led the three brothers to see Liu Yan, Liu Bei reported his origin, Liu Yan was overjoyed, he was also a first-class relative of the emperor, so he recognized Liu Bei as a nephew, quite important.
Three days later, the scout reported to Liu Yan, and Cheng Yuanzhi of the Yellow Turban Army commanded 50,000 troops to come to the boundary of Zhuo County.
Liu Yan was shocked and said: "There are less than 10,000 defenders in Zhuo County, but Cheng Yuanzhi leads 50,000 soldiers and horses to attack, how is it good?"
Guan Yu said: "Don't panic, my lord, most of the Yellow Turban Army are just poor people, which is far from the regular army! ”
Liu Yan was slightly displeased when Guan Yu said big things.
Xuande hurriedly said: "Uncle, what my second brother said is good, the Yellow Turban Army is mostly ordinary people, but they are confused by Zhang Jiao's demonic words, and now they can have such a momentum, but it is only because it came suddenly, so that the court was unprepared, and there are many people, and they respond everywhere, and most of the officers and generals are talentless." The second brother of my family, who is full of martial arts, is only like taking the head of a general among the ten thousand armies. At present, the Yellow Turban Army is nothing more than relying on a sharp spirit, and the art of war is cloudy, and it will be vigorous in one blow, and then it will decline, and then it will be exhausted in three times! If the head of its general is beheaded, the Yellow Turban Army will not be able to attack and destroy itself. ”