1. Road to Lüdders (ix)
PS: Just came back from outside, according to the agreement, there are two more times, please look forward to it!
Any delicacy that can be eaten for a few days in a row will always make people tired of it, and if it continues, it will become disgusting.
Luncheon meat isn't even a delicacy, it's a meat-shaped bomb.
The boy remembered this taste from 10 years ago, when a twisted adoptive father gave him a large bag of luncheon meat, black bean and rice burritos, and margarine to survive in the wilderness. Even on a daily basis, chefs will bring out fried luncheon meat, grilled luncheon meat, rice cake and luncheon meat, luncheon meat burger, luncheon meat stew, luncheon meat pie, luncheon meat pie, boiled luncheon meat with luncheon meat grease......
When the army is on the battlefield, that's all you can eat!
When going deep into enemy-occupied areas, it is strictly forbidden to transfer them to the spot!
Luncheon meat is the soul of a soldier!
Did the instructor with a greenish face really consider the student's feelings when he said this, or was that the guy simply the distorted mentality of "I'm dead, you don't want to live"?
Leaving school during the holidays also can't avoid the meat bullet attack of luncheon meat, as soon as he enters the house, the distorted adoptive father Lao Dou has already prepared the dark dish of luncheon meat zuò, and he is also boiling a large pot......
Because of this, that messy home can never see household pests, and that person's dark cuisine can be used as rat poison and cockroach pills, and the effect is stronger than any product on the market.
"Anyway, the pot of meat is yours, don't mention any luncheon meat to me, let me finish this meal quietly!"
"Strange guy, it's hard to be ......"
The doll-like face was close to the tip of his nose, and the boy let out a "how...... What's wrong?" While swallowing.
The old-fashioned maiden knight smelled of fresh sweet sweat, her breath scratching her face and heart, and her thin lips were as seductive as candy. The scenic, but also has a large curve that attracts men.
In short, if you don't look at your personality and words and deeds, you are 100% a good woman.
"Is it possible...... Are you actually a young master from a rich family? You ran away from home because of an awkward quarrel with your family?"
“......”
The preamble is withdrawn.
This product is basically a foodie whose brain cells grow to his chest and muscles.
"No matter how the second generation is rich. When you run away from home, you don't just take black leba and canned luncheon meat, do you?
"Maybe you're a peculiar? Isn't it the [rebellious period] or the [menstrual period] that the old men and old women have been nagging about lately?
"First of all, I'm not a peculiar! I'm not a problem child who runs away from home during the rebellious period! Also, girls are not allowed to talk about their menstrual periods!
I've heard of men who are keen to dress up as girls. If you have nothing to do, you sit on the toilet and urinate, and you come to the sentence "Aunt Puppet is here", but the boy not only has a man's body, but also a pure man like Brother Chun in his soul.
There's never going to be a great aunt - as long as his twisted adoptive father doesn't think of anything new or ready to be King Billy or Harrington and inject some fresh elements into his life. It is impossible for a teenager to come to the Great Aunt.
"Of course I know that boys don't come to menstruation. ”
Gloria sat back, a triumphant smile on her face.
"It's just a little tribute to your previous rudeness, a little master who looks like a girl. ”
"You......"
"Speaking of which, why do you travel alone? Even if you are not a big family, you can run around with so many cans. Then your family won't be poor, will you? And go south...... You're going to Lüders to apply for the National Academy of Magic?"
Unexpectedly, the maiden knight Gloria has quite good observational skills.
After combining vague and ambiguous factors such as family background, skills, age, and travel direction, it immediately deduces that the target of the teenager's action does not seem to be just the type of bare breasts.
Without revealing any traces on his expression, the young man asked rhetorically in a natural tone:
"Aren't you the same? ”
The long riding sword, the knight's family background, and the same direction of movement, plus-
"The college admission letter must be collected, who knows if the illiterate thief will steal it as a valuable thing. Even if they are not interested in an offer, train tickets are very attractive to them, and in the hands of professional ticket sellers, a hard-seat train ticket from Duvoduren to Lüders can sell for three times the price. ”
Lazily pouting at the paperwork that was about to fall out of her bag, Gloria, who realized it later, hurriedly folded the admission letter and put it in her backpack.
The teenager had a related experience, and when he lived in a hotel, he was buried in the face of a big sister wearing a red translucent tulle pajamas, a black lace bra, and a black lace triangle fat person made by V.E, and buried her face with a cantaloupe-sized Opie, and as a result, when she fainted with nosebleeds, she didn't even have any pants left and threw them into the kitchen......
Fortunately, I woke up early, otherwise it would have been digested into hamburger meat, and then it would have been discharged into a rice field, and finally poured into the field as fertilizer.
"It looks like you're having a hard time on the road. ”
Listening to the girl's sigh, the little vanity of being a man had been tortured and there was not much left, and the young man could only exhale lightly and concentrate on chewing the black leba in his mouth. Coarse bread seems to have some flavor that is not available today, but what is it?
While pondering this question, the two diners stiffened, threw away the utensils, and held the weapons beside them.
The wind had not yet blown in the forest at night, but it was as if it had been blown by something invisible to the naked eye, no, because the sharpness of the invisible thing made the air itself tremble with fear, and the hair and grass shook with it, and the rustle of no temperature spread in the silent space.
There are unkind guests wandering around, carefully suppressing the murderous aura at the same time, extremely swift sneaking through the forest.
Although its exact location was unknown, the fierce aura that was entangled around it, like a fierce beast hunting, had already informed it of its existence, and the two people, who were accustomed to dealing with wild beasts and thieves, quickly guarded their surroundings back to back and carefully, and never let go of any sound.
Brush lala――
The sound of continuous weeds churning down the right slope all the way to the campfire, and finally stopped at the edge of the bushes, the two temporary partners glanced at each other, cautiously approached the grass, the boy pulled out a magic prop like a short stick from his waist, a straight white light illuminated the human hand reaching out from the bushes, Gloria hurriedly parted the bushes with her long riding sword, and when they saw the strange scene in the darkness, they couldn't help but take their breath.
A bloodied woman fell before their eyes. (To be continued.) )