Chapter 303: The Wisdom of the Mallet
Many times it is always like this, a person who knows you well, but not necessarily knows you well. This understanding is mostly based on a guess or intuition, which is groundless, but it is very coincidental to the point.
Are the three brothers really stupid? Are they really just following their rude personalities or simple ideas?
Perhaps. Probably not.
Bao Zhenghuo ran back and forth three times outside the three-stick mallet house, and was only led in on the fourth trip. The answer was that the three of them had drunk too much at the celebration banquet, and now they were only sober.
In the later stage of the two ghost generals, one in the early stage of the ghost king, he also entered the yin class, and the ghost country that killed the fierce and powerful people in all directions was in charge, and he would be drunk for so long because of a few jars of pure yin brew?
Oh no, fools!
As for Bao Zheng, after seeing these three bosses who shouted hangover but were in high spirits, the heart that had been worried before fell to the ground. The knot on his face dissipated at once.
"Old Bao, didn't our three brothers just get some reward? You don't need to go to the door to collect debts in such a hurry, right?" Wang Dazhui looked at Bao Zheng happily and said. The eyeballs on his face were straight, and he seemed to be very cunning.
And looking at the two Wang Erhammer and Wang Sanhammer who had already begun to prepare to slip into the corner, it seemed that they were really afraid that it would be forced to pay debts, and the smile on Bao Zheng's face was even stronger.
"Your Excellency. Although Bao Zheng came to the underworld later, he was deeply loved by Yan Jun and the three adults. A lot of power, the three adults have always been given to Bao Zheng to do their best, and even in the face of admonitions that might annoy Yan Jun, the three adults are also duty-bound to stand in front of Bao Zheng. This kindness has never been forgotten. However, please also ask the three adults to understand that Bao Zheng is the first to pay attention to the king's order, and the second is to look forward to the three adults. lest Bao Zheng be shocked three times a day and not be at peace. ”
As he spoke, Bao Zheng bowed deeply to the three brothers of the Wang family. The attitude is sincere, and it is completely like wanting to have a heart-to-heart relationship.
The three mallets were a little surprised at first, their faces were all blank, and then they looked at each other. In the end, it seems that some tacit understanding was reached between the three brothers. It was Wang Da Hammer who pulled Bao Zheng to sit down. Then he spoke.
"Old bag. Well, you're not a smart man. No wonder Yan Jun will put the ghost in your hands. Well, if you have anything, just ask, our three brothers won't sell it to you this time. Go ahead. ”
"May I ask the three adults, is it really pretending to be crazy and stupid to do it on purpose? Aren't you afraid that your colleagues will be evil in the future, and everyone will push them down?"
The three mallets laughed, and after a while, Wang Dazhui said: "What is pretending to be crazy and selling stupid? It is estimated that you think so in the entire Wudao Difu." When we were alive, our three brothers were mountain bandits and road tyrants, and they were all engaged in murder and robbery. That's what we do. There's no need to pretend to be crazy and stupid.
Besides, it stands to reason that the three of us brothers would be qualified to go to hell anyway. Why didn't we go, but we could still go across the ghost country?
Luck! It was luck that allowed us to meet Yan Jun, who was short of manpower at that time. It was also Yan Jun who lifted us all the way to get to where we are now. To put it mildly, now in the entire Wudao Underworld, one is counted as one, who dares not to give face to my three brothers? Rong Ziju is powerful, but does he dare not give us face? He doesn't dare!
If it really comes to the kind of "future" you say, can we be exempted from punishment by relying on a group of colleagues?
Yan Jun is the master! Whoever he wants to be good can be good, and whoever he wants will be destroyed! What qualifications do a group of fools with a status not as high as ours dare to change Yan Jun's decision? They won't dare to let go of a fart at that time, believe it or not?"
Bao Zheng said again: "How can the three adults be sure that these indiscriminate acts of yours will not harm Yan Jun?" This is indeed what Bao Zheng has been troubled all the time. It couldn't understand that these three were completely the same posture of Yan Jun being the boss and the second in the ranks, and they were doing some embarrassing things, why didn't Yan Jun care about them?
The three mallets smiled even more. Or the second hammer said: "Lao Bao, we didn't go to the law for bribes, and last time we received some filial piety, we went to hell to receive a year's punishment to set an example." Tell me, what do we dislike about Yan Jun? What disgusts us are those who have been borrowed by us! It is those who have been opened by us and blocked the way of wealth! The more they dislike us, the more stable our stools will be, you can't figure this out, right?"
Bao Zheng smiled: "In this way, the three adults are defiling themselves and want to become lonely ministers?"
Wang Dazhui shook his head and said: "It's not self-defilement, we are already poor, and we like to drink, how can we satisfy our hunger if we don't borrow money?
And Lao Bao, don't you think it's good to be a lonely minister in the underworld? Under eternal life, what's the harm of being isolated by your colleagues? Lao Tzu doesn't worry about anything after death.
It's not easy to become a lonely minister. Don't you see that Sikong Xuan and Zhong Wanqiu also want to make themselves lonely ministers? But they think too simply. The Yama Sect in the Heavenly Dragon World is such a big stall, and it is simply delusional for them to want to get out of the world. Coupled with the arrival of Wang Yuyan, it is certain that in the future, they will inevitably be nailed with the label of "leader" in the Wudao Mansion.
Only our three brothers, except for Yan Jun, no one is a bird, everyone dares to offend, thick-skinned, and undisciplined, is the real correct way of "lonely ministers". Haha, if you follow us in the future, you will also be snubbed by other bad people. It's hard for you. ”
Bao Zheng smiled bitterly. He was really deceived by these three bosses. I've been worried about them for so long. It turns out that people have long seen it. It seems that the storm is coming. But in fact, people are walking steadily. Safer than most of the revenants.
"But why did Yan Jun give such a generous reward to the three adults? ”
"What about jealousy? What about jealousy? That was given to us by Yan Jun! We got it in exchange for real knives and real guns! If Yan Jun gave it, then we will take it, eat, drink, and play tricks, what should we do, what is the use of thinking so much? They are jealous and hateful, and what can they do with Lao Tzu? A group of fools can't even figure out the bottom line, and they are embarrassed to be jealous? Sooner or later, they will be cleaned up, what should they do?"
Bao Zheng respectfully bowed his hand to the three mallets again, and then said goodbye directly.
Before leaving, he seemed to remember something, and added: "Bao Zheng has been taught today, and he is also talkative." Thank you for being so honest. However, the three thousand soul points borrowed by Bao Zheng from the three adults, the three adults should not forget. It is beautiful to borrow and repay. Otherwise, Bao Zheng will be cheeky to find Yan Jun to comment. Farewell. ”
The three mallets watched Bao Zheng leave in a daze, and it took a long time for them to open their mouths and scold. said that Bao Zheng really came to collect debts! But there was a big smile on his face.
Isn't it? If they don't come to collect debts, wouldn't it make sense to stay in their house for so long? The three brothers of the Wang family, who are sad about the ghosts, don't even want to see their subordinates.
And all this, whether it is the three mallets or Bao Zheng, they all know that they can't hide it from Yan Jun, and they don't think about it, so they don't care about it. didn't know that Xue Wushu, who had sensed all this, was also laughing at this time.
Who said they were stupid?
(End of chapter)