There are many things in the world that make young men feel depressed, and these trivial things bring physical and mental exhaustion, but they cannot be avoided.

For example, the elderly mother-in-law wrinkled her face and smiled, almost eagerly asking if she was married, whether she had a partner, whether she had a job, where she was high, and how much she earned.

For example, the nagging mother urges, taking advantage of the young to seize the time to snap, and try her best to let her parents upgrade to grandparents.

For example, being dragged by his girlfriend to the shopping street, acting as a free coolie, carrying a large bag and a small bag, waiting for the women to choose, consider, compare, calculate, test - a favorite dress or jewelry, and then obediently take out the pocket and pay for it.

It's all trouble, and it will make men extremely depressed and uncomfortable.

But there are still terrible things in the world that override the above troubles, and I can't help but be extremely depressed, and there is an unprecedented level of shame.

Roland is experiencing this hellish nightmare at the moment.

"Tsk...... The little master's figure is really good. No fat, no skinny. I have measured many aristocratic children, but it is the first time I have seen such a healthy and well-proportioned body. ”

The lady of the tailor shop slapped her ass happily, the heavy makeup on her face was almost powdered, and the woman who had failed to fight against the years and wrinkles wrapped a tape measure made of cowhide around Roland's chest. Probably by nature, the smell of rose essential oil emanating from Roland's freshly bathed body stimulated this instinctive reaction, and the middle-aged aunt did not hesitate to saliva and vocabulary.

I don't know if it was a work procedure or an unconscious act, the tape measure gently rubbed the boy's nipples, and the strange touch and sensual praise made him almost jump off the window.

If it weren't for the fear of "Bizarre Fall from the Floor! Bearing the Fate of Forbidden Broken Virtue, a Young Man Falls Naked from the Floor!" -- this kind of topic that can make the dead jump up from the cemetery is spreading and fermenting everywhere. He would literally jump out of the window - in a state of high-definition nudity with no cover-up or mosaic of key parts.

"The shirt should be made of silk fabric, and the jacket should be made of the highest velvet, one each in purple, sky blue, rose, and black. Gold or silver is used for buttons and embroidery, and buttons for necklines and cuffs. ”

I don't know if it's to take care of Roland, who is about to cry, or if he has already drawn a sketch in his head. The adoptive father, who didn't look at it, picked up the small cloth bag placed on the table and poured the contents on the table.

"This is ......!!"

The proprietress who was accustomed to seeing her customers make a loud snort. Rolling on the snow-white tablecloth are cut colorless transparent crystals.

Li Lin, who is famous for his luxury outside, will never be stingy enough to use glass beads to make buttons for his adopted son, although the price of natural crystals is high, but the proprietress has seen a lot, and she will not have any reaction for a long time.

It is a dazzling crystal with a high degree of hardness that leaves scars on metal plates. The proprietress had only met once. It's still a guard with a few meters of distance and full uniforms. Looking from afar.

Diamond.

Wilt also has this mineral, but the technology to cut and process it is very backward. The diamonds that exist in the world are all square and octagonal rough diamonds that have been cut by magic, through the cooperation of the seven-winged level change earth attribute magician and the alchemist of the same level.

Li Lin is now posing. It is to achieve the effect of releasing dazzling brilliance. After accurately calculating the angle of incidence and reflection of the ray. The carefully carved polyhedral diamonds could not even be done by those ancient great magicians who crawled out of their graves.

"Mother Goddess is above, those great magicians will be blinded by this thing......"

The tailor aunt, who urgently needed a pair of krypton-eyed eyes, muttered in a low voice. I can't help but feel a little awkward in my heart.

This guy is so rich! He is so poor that he only has money left!

Slowly spitting out the psychological gap and sighing together, the aunt re-filled her face with a sycophantic smile, and her small eyes were filled with greedy green light.

"My lord, when are you going to pick up this garment?"

"Hmm...... The sooner the better, and in three days' time, the opening ceremony will be held. Delayed for two weeks by a whole bunch of messy things, this ceremony will have a lot of big names in the show. Roland had to take the stage in the most appropriate outfit for the occasion. Money is not an issue, you ...... there"

The proprietress laughed out loud, her tongue rolling excitedly on her lips.

"No problem, as long as you are generous enough, the little one will do his best to make a set of good clothes for the young master. However, can you ask the young master to cooperate with me? You are in such a hurry, you can't finish measuring the size quickly. ”

"Then hurry up. ”

As soon as Li Lin's words fell, the aunt, who was driven by real money and silver, pulled down the bath towel wrapped around Roland's waist, and the terrible scream pierced the quiet sky of the academy.

"Wow-!!!!!!!!!"

It's like a virgin being forced into an alley by a mob, holding down her hands and feet, pressing her body, and tearing off her clothes. Roland covered his lower body as fast as he could, but before he could cover his shame with his hands, his organs had already been seen.

"Okay, okay, take your hands away, and straighten your back for me! My husband and the little ghost also have that thing, and it's not something to be cherished. It's just that I can't see that you have a girl-like face, little master, and that talk between your legs is bigger than that of other little ghosts, how about it? Do you want to make a crotch bag out of blue velvet and gold thread?"

The woman gave a brutal lewd grin, and Roland almost fainted.

(No...... No, my brain is about to get weird!!)

Before a moaning moan appeared in the boiling brain marrow and almost became a blank, Li Lin's interjection made him feel a little better.

"Forget the crotch bag. It's the kind of stuff that's old and outdated, and it just makes people think, 'It's not really good.'"

As an important patron, every word Li Lin said was an edict that could not be refuted by the seamstress. Nodding her head vigorously, she quickly measured every detail of Roland's body, and after receiving the heavy bag of deposits and the diamonds used to make the buttons, the middle-aged aunt carried her toolbox and left the boys' dormitory room of the National Academy of Magic backwards.

"How long are you going to be depressed there? Hurry up and put your clothes on. ”

Slowly sipped his lip of black tea, except for the fetish of black man, the adoptive father who had a good taste in clothing persuaded Roland, who was squatting in the corner, without saying a word.

"It's just that you were seen naked by a middle-aged woman, and when you were vaccinated in elementary school, weren't you also urged by the nurse to 'hurry up and take off your pants,' and then you were seen enough?

The corners of Li Lin's mouth lifted.

"Your chastity and your body haven't suffered any substantial damage, have you? You're still a 100% pure virgin, so there's no need to worry about that. (To be continued.) For mobile phone users, please go to read. )

PS: Guess the small theater

Li Lin: Yesterday's winners were ZJT123, Rookie Fox, and Lin Cup is a cat, congratulations to the three!

Nidhogg: Today's question 1: What is the prototype of Panzerfaust? (hint: RPG daddy...... 2. What is a crotch pouch? (hint: I'm speechless about this ancient European costume...... Everyone, hurry up and take action!