18. The rules of the black market (1)
There are always some fools.
They don't speak well and communicate well, they put on a superior and arrogant posture for no reason, and like a complete fool, they use inappropriate words and sentences to provoke the anger of others.
Just as it is inevitable that a fully automated factory will have defective products, the aforementioned types will also inevitably appear in the crowd and do those disgusting stupid things.
Therefore, the appearance of a typical brain-dead person that combines the above characteristics in this world is also predestined, unchangeable, and inevitable.
Whatever the reason, the bullshit bastard will always bump into you or come to you on his own initiative, more or less, everyone has had similar experiences.
[Trouble. 】
Li Lin commented on the situation in front of him as if he had nothing to do with him.
Artificial life, which lacks sensibility, has an attitude towards itself as the unfortunate protagonist of an incident that falls from the sky in trouble, and it is only a simplistic attitude that it is a waste to use one more word.
"Not interested. ”
Throw a smiling and stiff lewd man with a smile and a stingy expression on his face to flatly refuse, and don't look at the errand guy, his eyes turn to the front and wait for him to leave.
"It doesn't matter if you're interested or not, Mr. Mo's decision is a qiē, I'm just suing you. ”
A sneer and disdain pierced from behind, and the frightened and curious gaze turned from the ground to the navy blue-haired teenager, with a little sympathy for the prostitute who had previously pestered the elves.
"The whole bazaar is Monsieur Monnet's property, and there are many arable land and tenants under the lord's name. Compared with the small business that can't earn a few dollars a year of hard work, as long as you serve Master Monnet honestly, let alone support your family, you can live comfortably without working is just a matter of words. ”
At the end of the sentence, snapping fingers and chaotic footsteps and shouts spread through the quiet market, and a dozen tall and sturdy men surrounded the two carriages, the clubs of the bodyguards and the hunting knives of the elves pointed at each other's masters, and the tense air smelled dry and flammable.
"If you can't do business to support your family, or if your friends are hurt, you can leave. If you don't want to suffer misfortune, you can honestly serve Master Monnet!!"
The naked threat and the fierce tone added a bit of ferocity to Needle's butler's monkey-like countenance, and the rogue flavor became stronger.
[Thankfully.] 】
Li Lin affirmed the previous personnel arrangement, and the expectation of a certain situation deduction immediately emerged.
[Assuming that Nidhogg came with him, the mortality rate of the marketers is estimated to be 87%. 】
Coke and dead bodies everywhere could not be traded, and it was a blessing that Nidhogg didn't come along.
At the same time, it is fortunate that it should also be unfortunate that the target of Mr. Butler's threat is Li Lin.
"Okay. ”
Li Lin shrugged his shoulders as if giving up, and words like submission came out of his mouth.
The half-assed hooligan smug smacked his obscene expression, and the elves' anxious eyes of surprise, disdain, blame, and anger converged on the fellow teenager who uttered the declaration of concession.
The second half of the manifesto, an understatement, turns a qiē upside down in an instant.
"When the pig named Monet can see what it looks like to harden underneath him, I can think about it. ”
The elves, who were not old adults, burst into laughter all of a sudden, and almost leaned back and laughed at Thor, who was glaring at Li Lin, and slapped Li Lin's back with the palm of his hand that could strangle the big bear.
"But that thing under that pig that's always in full bloom—I'm afraid it's long gone, right?"
The ambiguous smile spreads like an epidemic virus, and regardless of men and women, ages, as long as they are not patients with special diseases, the topic of the lower body is always mentioned repeatedly by everyone. The merchants who were poked at the laughter by the mean complaints tightened their red faces and spewed smiles from their noses. ...,
"What are you doing stupidly?!! don't teach this lawless boy a lesson! Don't slap your face, Master Monnet still needs to use it!!"
The butler, whose face was suddenly painted with lead gray, jumped to his feet and shouted at the bewildered and embarrassed bodyguards that the boy must pay a heavy price for his unbridled silence!
There are some things that cannot be said, especially when it comes to big names, and you should try to avoid even talking about them in private.
――If the other party is really a big shot.
"Oo!!!!!oo
"Ahh!!!!!h
The bodyguards who rushed over with sticks all dropped their weapons, clenched their fingers and wailed. As the part of the body that uses tools most frequently, the fingers are also extremely sensitive to hot and cold pain, and the sharp pain like being eaten by a poisonous snake makes them unable to hold the weapon that is ready to greet the boy. The whip writhing in the air like a snake shuttles between the sticks that have not yet landed, and the large and small circles are depicted with the dizzying movement of the whip shadow, and the last ring appears at the end of the whip track, the right hand holding the whip trembles slightly, and all the circles that hold the sticks are closed, and the murder weapon that has not yet shown its power is pulled over, and lies peacefully at the feet of the young man.
"Good!"
Whether it is activists like Thor and Freya, or the usually dignified and steady Tyre and Brunhill, they are all unprepared for rescue engagement, and applaud loudly like a group of ordinary teenagers who like to be lively. The surrounding merchants did not have the courage to clamor along with the noise, but clenched their fists, no longer staring at the ground like death row prisoners, and their eyes full of surprise and admiration wandered from a crooked angle to the bitter faces of the wailing bodyguards, the sticks on the ground, and the majestic teenagers, and finally fixed on the faces full of modest smiles.
"You...... You, you, you !!!!!!."
The butler Tie Qing, who couldn't figure out the situation, couldn't adapt to the situation, and didn't want to accept the situation, had a gray layer on his face, pointing at Li Lin's fingers and talking lips trembling.
"Do you know what you're doing? You know you're a god horse? We're Monnet's men! How can you do that?! How dare you do that?!!
Detached from the reality in front of you. The pride of immersing in the past and the paranoia caused by a certain inability to accept reality make the surrounding audience disgusted, confused, and mocking the delusion repeated again and again.
"Ahh!!!!!!!h
Answering the boring question of the broken tape recorder is not a verbal statement that absolutely cannot be coherent, and the blue and purple scars that remain on the butler's face like a reptile are the effective answer to pressing the STOP button.
The butler who covered his face and howled shot a resentful and angry gaze from between his fingers, and the guys who did business and set up stalls in the bazaar always looked deferential and let him take what he wanted. Not to mention that he could not resist, even the flattering smile against his will must be routinely arranged like a ritual to send him away with the money and goods he took for nothing.
Butler Nidel, who is hated, cursed in private, and feared, was completely slapped in the face by a newcomer from spirit to body in this market that is like his own backyard?!
Unforgivable, unforgivable, never let this kid go.
The scorching pain reminded the butler of the reality of being insulted and beaten, and the uncontrollable expansion of resentment fermented, which then made the swelling pain clearer and more intense as the breathing, the heartbeat accelerated, and the facial muscles twitched.
"Kill him! Kill this little bastard for me!!"
Covering the still painful wound on his face, he barked loudly like a dog. The bodyguards looked at each other with their flogged fingers in their hands, and looked at the [little bastard] hesitantly. ...,
The gentle smile that was not like a warning or a mockery made people unable to associate the smile in front of him, but the eyes without the slightest smile and his fingers were swollen and painful to remind the bodyguards very clearly - continue to provoke extremely strong opponents, and the end will never be limited to a gentle fight like whipping your fingers.
[Are you ready to lose your life?]
The cold amber pupils blinked slyly at a warning that could not be refuted, and the men, who had the same experience of survival as they did in beating and slashing others, immediately understood the information that could be understood directly by the brain and instinct without words, and at the same time, they also understood that the boy belonged to the type that would turn threats into reality.
To survive or to ruin?
In front of the oldest and simplest proposition, the bodyguards suddenly found themselves trapped. The answers at both ends of the multiple-choice question are actually "die now" and "go back and die again", no matter which one, the result is actually not bad. They looked at Li Lin, who was complacent, and then at Niedel, the housekeeper who was howling in mourning, the fierceness of the past was no longer visible, leaving only a bitter look on his face.
"What are you doing standing there stupidly?!Hurry up and ...... this stinky boy!!!oops!oops!!
The whip made a crackling sound in front of the butler, and although he didn't really kiss the lewd face again, the way he covered his face and wailed under the conditioned reflex was indescribably ridiculous. Assuming that the butler screams such as [Ya Butterfly], [Yada], [Big Sale], and [One Cry] at this time, it may be more appropriate for the situation.
This time, the onlookers still didn't dare to laugh, but the facial muscles were difficult to disguise calm, and they continued to twitch unnaturally, casting a lot of good feelings in the sight of the newcomer, and glancing at the housekeeper who was used to being powerful on weekdays had a lot of hidden disdain and sneer.
Several dissolute and daring prostitutes no longer hid their smiles, although Li Lin did not look at their fat faces, the electric eye bombardment continued to patronize the young man with the horsewhip, and the two unfriendly sanitary balls from the carriage were automatically ignored by the women who sold the provenance.
The lively atmosphere returned to its previous lifeless silence with an abrupt pause in whispering, the crowd gasped, the prostitutes lost their hungry smiles, and terror and self-danger dominated the market.
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Small Theatre Hours:
Nidhogg: Lord Li Lin, what are [Ya Butterfly], [Yada], [Big Sale], and [One Cry]?
Li Lin: Hehe, that's the key line of an action movie.
Nid Hogg: What kind of action movie, is it intense? Is it starring Bruce Lee? (dragon's eyes flickering, worshipping stars twinkling)
Li Lin: Of course it's an intense action movie, otherwise how could many people watch it?
Nidhogg: Can I see it? Can it? (Excited sparks and smoke from his nose)
Li Lin: If you look at that, the effect of the purity attribute attached to the dragon will disappear.
Nidhogg: When you say that, I want to see it more and more......
Li Lin: In this way, in order to preserve your purity attributes, and so that you can watch action movies, I will help you do a minor operation and solve the problem once and for all.
Nidhogg: ...... WW, you bully the Lun family!!