Chapter 716: Slap in the face
Ye Weisheng is a person in the business field, so he naturally will not have stage fright. He smiled and said, "Okay, I'll just say it." ”
Ye Lanxin and Cheng Qing immediately became interested, they rarely listened to Ye Weisheng's jokes! Su Qing and the others also looked at Ye Weisheng.
Only Takeda Lingguang had a cold face on the side, and he didn't make any appearance of wanting to listen.
But everyone is too lazy to pay attention to him.
Ye Weisheng began to tell jokes, he said: "There is a beautiful reporter who went to the countryside to interview a farmer's uncle. The beautiful reporter asked: 'Uncle, if you have ten acres of land, are you willing to dedicate half of the harvest to the party?' Uncle Peasant replied without hesitation that I am willing. The beautiful reporter then asked: If it is two villas, are you willing to donate one of them?' I am willing!' The beautiful reporter continued to ask about the million-yuan grand prize? The farmer uncle said in a low voice: 'Yes!' The beautiful reporter: What about two cows?
The peasant uncle smiled honestly, shook his head and said embarrassedly: Yes! The beautiful reporter was surprised and asked: Uncle, why are you willing to have fields, villas, and bonuses, but the cows are not willing? The peasant uncle said very awkwardly: Because I really have two cows!
This joke is a bit old, but Ye Weisheng is vivid and still funny.
Chen Yang was funny in his heart, knowing that Ye Weisheng couldn't let go today. People in the business field talk about meat jokes, and they are one set of them. Chen Yang believes that if Ye Weisheng is allowed to be with a group of peers, he will definitely be able to speak wittily. But today his daughter is present, so many juniors are present, and his skills are greatly reduced!
Everyone is very good at doing things, and they also give Ye Weisheng face, and they all laughed.
Only Takeda Lingguang.
Takeda Lingguang sneered.
Ye Weisheng always paid attention to Takeda Lingguang, and he had already seen that this Takeda Lingguang was a little unpleasant. So he smiled faintly and said, "Mr. Takeda doesn't seem to think my jokes are funny?"
"Very old and vulgar jokes, and the old peasant in your joke is full of a dirty, petty peasant mentality. Takeda Lingguang said unceremoniously: "So I really feel very surprised, what is so funny about this joke, not only should you not laugh, but you should be ashamed." ”
Ye Weisheng couldn't help but be annoyed, he sneered, and said, "If you feel ashamed of this, then what about your AV culture?" He was also really angry, so he was a little rushed to speak.
"That's a sacrifice to save the economy, which you don't understand. Takeda Lingguang said lightly.
Although this guy Takeda Lingguang speaks very annoyingly, he can find the right language to fight back every time, and he is very good at reversing right and wrong and changing concepts. His tone was sharp, so Ye Weisheng was a little difficult to parry.
Lin Qingxue, Tang Qingqing, Su Qing, Ye Lanxin and others all felt unhappy.
At this time, Chen Yang said lightly: "The old farmer has been a farmer all his life, and it is normal for him to be a small farmer. I don't think there's anything to be ashamed of or blame for. Each performs its own duties, each bears its own responsibilities, and there are different divisions of labor in society, and if everyone wants to be president, then it will not cause chaos in the world. ”
"There is a saying in Huaxia that a soldier who does not want to be a general is not a good soldier. If the people of a country are selfish and only care about themselves. Then there is no hope for the country. As soon as Takeda Lingguang saw Chen Yang speak, this guy was as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, and he immediately raised his fighting spirit.
Chen Yang was very strange, where did Lao Tzu offend this grandson.
Takeda Lingguang continued: "It's not scary to have a small farmer's thoughts, but the scary thing is that you all think it's normal, it's a funny joke. It is said that the Oriental Sleeping Lion has woken up, but has the Oriental Sleeping Lion really woken up?"
Lingguang Takeda spoke quickly, and then he continued: "Whether a country can rise or not depends not on its GDP, not on its high-rise buildings. It depends on how many schools there are in the country, how many educational facilities there are in the schools, and whether the study rooms are brightly lit. Whether the food eaten by the people is healthy or not, whether the officials regard themselves as officials, or whether they regard their official positions as tools to glorify their ancestors and a means of making profits. He paused and said, "I won't say anything else, just take Chinese football as an example." I've been to many youth palaces, and I found that the children's juggling skills are very good, and their foundation is very good. But why can't Chinese football break out of Asia and enter the World Cup? In the final analysis, it still lacks a minimum sense of responsibility, and it doesn't even have a sense of reverence for consumers. I can say that in this regard, South Korea can represent you, and our island nation can represent you. ”
When Takeda Lingguang said this, he was immediately speechless.
Anyone insults Huaxia, as long as it comes to Chinese football, it is really speechless!
Lin Qingxue and the others all felt extremely aggrieved.
Ye Weisheng said: "We have to admit that there is still a lot of room for improvement in Chinese football, and we will improve. He paused and said, "It's actually very boring to say this, let's drink a bar." ”
He's an old fox, so he quickly wants to change the subject.
Takeda Lingguang was in the limelight enough, so he didn't want to continue. He smiled faintly and took a sip of his wine.
At this moment, Chen Yang said: "I told you Mr. Takeda before that our Huaxia is a country of etiquette, based on etiquette and establishing the world with faith. You come to our country, and that is our guest. We respect our guests, so we never speak ill of you or your country. But Mr. Takeda, you don't seem to know how to be hospitable. It is true that we are still a developing country, and our country does still have problems of one kind or another. And we still have a lot of Hahan, Hari people, which is a headache. We have never denied this, nor have we shied away from it. But you always criticize us with our sore spots, is this really fair? And your country, the island country, is really that perfect? If nothing else, is the country that your island country is closest to now? Needless to say, it's country M? Why are you close? Is it because they have given you ***? Country M is the country that has beaten your island country the worst and the hardest. But you have always been subservient to them, is this your backbone? At the very least, no matter how many foreign enemies we invade, we never bow our heads, we have backbone. Your nation does not even have the slightest integrity, and you are embarrassed to boast in front of us. ”
Takeda Lingguang suddenly blushed.
"Wonderful, haha!" Ye Weisheng laughed.
Su Qing, Lin Qingxue, and Tang Qingqing flashed an indescribable light in the eyes of the women.
Chen Yang then stood up and said to Takeda Lingguang: "You said before that you wanted to test your kung fu with me, and I said that my kung fu is mediocre, which is modesty. But you don't recognize this modesty, you feel like it's a kind of cowardice. The world is so big, how many people can come out, I dare not say how strong my kung fu is. But to deal with a frog like you, I only need one trick!"
"One move?" Takeda Lingguang was suddenly excited, he stood up, anger flashed in his eyes, and said, "You are too arrogant." ”
Chen Yang said: "I have to correct you, saying big things, and being ashamed is arrogance." And what I said was, at most, a big truth that didn't sound good. ”
"Okay, then I want to learn your tricks!" Takeda Lingguang said, "Let's go out and find a place now, and have a good comparison." ”
"Go out?" Chen Yang sneered and said, "I've given you a lot of opportunities, but you've been humiliating yourself, so now, I don't want to save face for you." You don't have the qualifications to let me out yet, I'm sitting here right now, and you're making a move at me. If I stand up, or use a second move, you win!"
That's a big deal.
The crowd immediately became excited.
Ye Weisheng was a little worried about Chen Yang, afraid that Chen Yang's words would be too slow. Even Tang Qingqing was a little worried, she couldn't help but say: "Chen Yang, his kung fu is not simple, don't be too big." ”
When Takeda Lingguang heard Tang Qingqing's reminder, he immediately became confident, and felt that this guy was not so terrible. Takeda Lingguang actually couldn't see Chen Yang's depth at all.
At this time, Takeda Lingguang shouted, and suddenly an arrow step rushed to kill, and then the sword intent of the wind was unleashed!
Hey!
At this moment, the spirit of Takeda Lingguang was sublimated!
It was as if everyone had seen a resolute samurai wielding the most brilliant sword of his life.
Chen Yang's arrogance brought out all the potential of Lingguang Takeda!
At this moment, Chen Yang's palm flipped over, and the volley was slapped out with one palm!
This is just an ordinary palm, and the palm power contains the mystery of the Heavenly Thunder Fist Seal.
Chen Yang was already merciful to his subordinates, otherwise this palm would definitely kill Takeda Lingguang.
With a bang, Takeda Lingguang was directly knocked out, and finally fell to the ground, spurting a mouthful of blood.
Everyone didn't see anything clearly, and they saw Takeda Lingguang fly out.
Takeda Lingguang fell to the ground, and an incredible look flashed in his eyes. "How is it possible? How is it possible? I'm still a meter away from you, and you haven't touched me at all. ”
Takeda Lingguang couldn't understand it, and he couldn't believe it!
At this time, Chen Yang said coldly: "I said earlier that this world is very big, and there are many things that we humans cannot know and understand. I even said that there are people outside the world, and there are days every day. Unfortunately, you don't listen at all. ”
Takeda Lingguang roared, "Why? Why can you use your boxing skills in the air? In this world, there is no such boxing technique!"
Chen Yang said: "You can't decide the rules of this world, the force is limited, and the Yuan Shen is unlimited. My realm is beyond the comprehension of people like you. ”
Takeda Lingguang muttered: "The force is limited, the Yuan Shen is unlimited, what is the limited force, the Yuan Shen is unlimited?"
Chen Yang didn't want to pay attention to Takeda Lingguang anymore, he said to Ye Weisheng: "Uncle Ye, let's stop here today, I'm a little tired, let's get together another day." ”
Ye Weisheng nodded and said, "Okay!"
Today is over, Ye Lanxin and Cheng Qing still feel that they haven't had enough, but fortunately, Ye Weisheng promised that they can come to Chen Yang in the future, which makes them feel satisfied......