Chapter 1 Childlike Innocence Refers to the Moon
Jing Lingyu said indignantly: "That nun has a discus face, do I have to give in if I punish her?"
Chang Sihao couldn't help laughing: "Lawyer Xin is too unsmiling, how can it be regarded as a sin?" Jing Lingyu glanced at him: "She provoked me a lot! At the beginning of that day, when I went to Heng Mountain, Qingyin and Liangyin both said that I was not allowed to lose my hair, but the discus said on the side that Buddhism Cihai should be widely crossed, if the two masters don't accept it, she is willing to collect it on her behalf, who does she think she is? She is also worthy of being this girl's master? Isn't this awkward with me?" Chang Sihao thought to himself: " If you want to be a nun, which generation of teachers is the same, Xinlu is willing to do shaving, it is exactly what you want, how can you say that she is looking for awkwardness?" suddenly understood: "Oh, yes, she is talking about the issue of seniority, but in fact, Hengshan is angry with Liao Gushi, not to really lose her hair, Xinlu follows her, which makes her unhappy." Thinking of this is so angry and funny, I think this girl's heart is really unmeasurable.
The two sat side by side on the tree stump, Jing Lingyu folded the dead branches, and his expression was proud: "Later, I worshiped Xueshanni, whose law name is Lingyin, and became her uncle, so naturally I want to go to her to Pan Huan." Chang Sihao smiled with him, and thought to himself: "What kind of panhuan, with your hard work, you will repay you, and naturally you are going to find fault and cause trouble." ”
At this time, the bonfire dimmed, Jing Lingyu added a few firewood branches to the fire, played with a wooden stick, and said, "Guess what? They are all gone, and when I asked Xiao Ni, I learned that Qingyin Liangyin and Xinlu were discuss discuss that had gone to Datong." I had to learn martial arts with the master in the cave, while waiting, and later learned that she was back, so I went to look for it again, but I didn't expect the two teachers and sisters to have died, and the discus became the acting head, I said that I was her uncle, she dared to deny it, said that I was talking nonsense, and kicked me out. Later, I showed her Master's rosary, and she was honest. I said to her: 'As a nephew and nephew, you actually committed a crime and drove your uncle out of the nunnery, is this worth it?' As the acting head of the sect, if you do such a thing, if you don't punish yourself, how will you serve the public in the future, and how will you be in charge of the portal? The discus actually said: "It's no wonder if you don't know, it's unbelievable that you can be accepted as a disciple by your uncle and ancestor in the Snow Mountain at such a young age." 'Look, she dares to call me 'you', isn't that disrespectful?'
Chang Sihao listened to Xin Lu's big head, thinking that if you are so picky, you can pick out the bones in the egg, and she is interested in finding faults, so she naturally says that everything is wrong.
Jing Lingyu snorted and said: "I reasoned with her for a long time, and the discus finally realized that he was wrong, and agreed to punish himself for thinking about it for a month in the Wuxiang Hall, I was very satisfied at the time, and then I figured out that it was not like that." Chang Sihao asked: "Why isn't that the case?" Jing Lingyu poked his head with his finger: "You stupid little black, you are also the master who was sold and helped count the money, that discus has a weighing face, full of belly hooks, how can it be so easy to comply? She said that she had to think about it in the Wuxiangtang, Wuxiangtang, Wuxiangtang, the implication of the words, people in it, just have no ideas, and what can you talk about? She is openly punishing, and secretly saying that she is not wrong! Do you understand?" Chang Sihao couldn't cry or laugh, so he had to nod: "Yes, understood, understood. Jing Lingyu said: "It's too late for me to figure it out, since I should be, I have to punish her like this, even if I don't think about it, it's good to be trapped in the house." I have to live with the master, and I can't guard her all day, I only come here occasionally to check the discus, the discus has always been quite honest, I am relieved, and because I caught this wild boar to play, I haven't gone for a while. A few days ago, I wanted to check it, but the hall was empty, I looked around, it turned out that she was cooking medicine in the hospital, I was so happy that I couldn't do it, so I approved her and punished her for two months, haha, I will go and see it tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, if she dares to come out, I will punish her for half a year. ”
Chang Sihao smiled: "Don't worry, she won't come out, she has moved all the things that are applied to Wuxiangtang." Jing Lingyu was very surprised: "How do you know?" Chang Sihao said about the matter of coming to Hengshan, only mentioning the revenge of Dongchang, and Qin Ziyin avoided the great humiliation. Speaking of how to visit the Hanging Temple, how to find this open space and the wild boar, although he did not mention the matter of carving words on the pig's body, Jing Lingyu was extremely smart, and immediately thought of it, pinched his arm and shouted: "Good little black! Did you engrave the words on my cousin's body?" Chang Sihao turned around and hid, laughing: "How do I know that this wild boar is your cousin? Besides, it wasn't me who carved the words on it first." ”
Jing Lingyu threw the wooden stick in his hand into the fire, and countless sparks splashed up, floating like flying flotsam. She glared at him for a long time, and said loudly: "You are not a good person! You also bully me like your cousin! Hmph, I know that it must not be my cousin's apparition, if his soul is really attached to this wild boar, how can he carve words on himself?"
Chang Sihao laughed so hard that his belly hurt, looked at her white and smooth little head, and forced a smile and said: "Admire and admire, Your Excellency is really smart." ”
Jing Lingyu understood when he saw his eyes, and immediately covered his head with his hands, knowing that he couldn't hide it, he slapped him on the thigh fiercely: "You will hurt people!" followed by a burst of laughter.
Chang Sihao smiled: "You don't have to worry, your hair can grow if you fall out, you don't really want to be a little nun, just save it in the future." Jing Lingyu pouted: "What do you know? You can't shave my hair when I am freshly shaved? My hair fell out that day, and until now, even a little stubble has not grown, I think that the master used his palm power to break the hair roots in his skin, and he will not grow new ones in this life." Chang Sihao saw that her expression was very wistful, and smiled and persuaded: "You are beautiful, you look good with or without hair, why worry?"
Jing Lingyu snorted lightly: "What's the use of saying it's good-looking? My cousin said it's good-looking." After a moment, he suddenly lost his words, his face turned red, and he lowered his head.
Chang Sihao thought to himself: "It turns out that they are a couple, no wonder she looks like this when she mentions her cousin." Said: "Your cousin has black hair, how ugly it is to look in the mirror, so I naturally think it's good to be smooth and hairless." Jing Lingyu said: "You are talking nonsense, how can my cousin be covered in black hair......" Suddenly saw the black-haired wild boar next to him, and immediately pinched him, and scolded him with a smile: "Okay, you turn around and scold my cousin for being a wild boar, see if I don't clean you up?" Chang Sihao got up and fled, laughing and shouting: "Liao Gongzi! Come and catch your little daughter-in-law, she is beating people again!"
When Jing Lingyu heard it, he knew that he had heard everything he said to the wild boar, so he was ashamed and annoyed, and chased after him endlessly.
The two frolicked around the fire for a long time, and then stopped and sat back. Jing Lingyu took out two yam eggs from the fire, peeled one, and handed them over angrily: "Eat it!"
Chang Sihao said: "Your tone is the same as the tone you used to speak to the wild boar just now, you treat me as it, so I don't eat it." Jing Lingyu squinted at him: "Are you so beautiful? How much stronger is it when you are stronger? Well, don't say it, the black energy on your face is especially excessive." Throwing the yam egg in the air, Chang Sihao took it with a smile. She peeled another one herself, peeling and peeling, her expression darkened, and she looked at the steaming heat on the yam eggs, and she was stunned. Chang Sihao said: "Are you worried about your cousin?" Jing Lingyu said: "Jingshi is full of people in the alliance, except that he will not be discovered. The second half of the sentence is not said, but the meaning is quite obvious. Chang Sihao said: "His martial arts are strong, and it is estimated that others can't help it." Jing Lingyu sighed: "You haven't been to Jingshi, and you can't blame you for not being knowledgeable, you have seen Cang Shuilan's martial arts, right? ”
Chang Sihao's face was suspicious: "Brother Cang's skills are already extremely strong, those big swords are really that powerful?"
Jing Lingyu sneered: "To say that you don't have knowledge, that is, you don't have knowledge, do you think that if Qin Yi is called a big sword, you are really a big sword? That's just a kind word." The Hundred Swords League is full of chivalrous swords, there are Bangbin on the seat, the envoys of Korea, the Wa Kingdom, the Ryukyus, Luzon, Sumatra and other places are coming, and the accompanying samurai have to go to the alliance to meet and study, and pick any one is a national player-level figure, I see too many masters every day, and there are countless talents from various sects in the Beijing Division. After a while, she saw that Chang Sihao was disapproving, and said: "Yes, I haven't eaten lobster, so I don't know what lobster looks like, so let me tell you, do you know Sichuan?" Chang Sihao nodded. Jing Lingyu said: "Sichuan to the west, walk a long way, you will come to a place, called Wusizang ......" Chang Sihao's eyes widened, not knowing what to do. Jing Lingyu said: "Stupid, it's Tibet! The people there live in the big soil platform, they don't marry a daughter-in-law and don't eat meat, they are all lamas, and lama is the meaning of the guru, understand?"
Chang Sihao sighed and said, "It turned out to be where Sonam Gyatso and them lived. ”
Jing Lingyu was stunned: "Who is Sonam Gyatso?" Chang Sihao briefly recounted the battle of Yungang, and Jing Lingyu said: "The strength of the time wheel is so powerful? It seems that these lamas are really not to be underestimated. That's right, there is the content of the Tantric Fruit Path Seven Wheels of Mind Method in the records of the Sword Cultivation Hall, which was obtained by my first alliance leader Wei Tianzi from the 'Great Compassion Dharma King' Shakya, who was also lost, and those lamas were able to open their wisdom and recall the events of their previous lives. After a while, he suddenly said, "Why do you say that the lama is coming? ”
Chang Sihao smiled: "It's obvious that you asked me!"
Jing Lingyu pondered and pondered, feeling that it seemed that he had asked first, but he still snorted: "Listen to me honestly, don't interject again!" Let me tell you, there is a Himalayas in Tibet, and there is a Mount Everest on the mountain...... Chang Sihao looked bitter, hummed in his nose, Jing Lingyu said angrily: "What's wrong with you!" Chang Sihao said: "It's too messy, I can't remember so many names." ”
Jing Lingyu was very deflated and knocked on his head: "Stupid! I'm giving an example! Forget it, you don't understand anyway, just say so," she pointed to the top of Cuiping Mountain in the distance: "The thirty swordsmen of our Hundred Swords Alliance are there, and my brother is on the top." He pointed to the Hanging Temple again: "The ordinary swordsmen on the rivers and lakes are also there, such as your father-in-law, Lao Taishan Qin Yi and the like." Then he pointed to the reckless woods below: "Those are the knights in the martial arts and the heroes on the green forest road." ”
Chang Sihao said: "What about the big sword?"
Jing Lingyu pointed to the moon in the sky: "See for yourself." Chang Sihao smiled and asked, "What about me?" Jing Lingyu glanced at him, and then looked under his buttocks: "Of course, it's on this stump." Chang Sihao laughed. Jing Lingyu snorted coldly, took a big bite on the yam egg, and said, "Although what I said is exaggerated, it is not all lies, believe it or not." ”
Chang Sihao saw her serious expression, looked up at the crooked moon, exhaled, and said: "Yes, there is a sky outside the sky, and there are people outside the world. ”
Jing Lingyu sneered contemptuously: "Hey, do you think that being a big sword refers to strong martial arts?"